Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Still here
>>725126161
nice hair
>>725126165
just kiss me and I won't have to make you swallow all your teeth, baka
>>725125684
Oooh, sorry, kinda misunderstood you there.
Have fun outside, and catch you later!
>>725125804
Fair enough. What anime/ vidya are your favourites?
Thanks, I also hope for that.
Seem like a pleasant night. I just finished my breakfast and I'll soon start tidying the house up.
>claiming
>>725126289
>Kisses with a little tongue
Happy?
>>725126244
Hello friend
>>725126395
v-very -//-
>>725125953
It's alright, how about yours?
>>725126325
Hmm for anime Bleach and Code Geass, vidya would be Metal Gear. How about yours? Ooh nice, what'd you have?
>>725126551
>e-fucking a thumbnail-posting faggot.
You hate yourself don't you?
>>725126691
he's not a thumpnail, he's 6'4" and 200lbs
Well i'm going to go to sleep. 'Night.
>>725126768
no kiss?
>kisses you before you go
goodnight~
>>725126395
Hi
Claiming best girl
Just woke up at 2am. I'm not getting back to sleep.
>>725126572
I recognise Bleach, can't say the same for the other one tho, sorry. And Metal Gear is really great, sadly I only played the last game, it was really fun for me.
For my favourites I'll go with Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, JoJo and Hellsing was alright too.
As for games I'll have to say Dark Souls and Fallout.
Some fresh bread with white cheese and coffie, nothing fancy.
>>725126889
Hi friend. I just woke up how are you?
>>725126971
im okay probably about to go to sleep. was just stopping in to make sure you are ok from the other night
..It's pretty dead in here..
>>725127050
Don't worry about me. Worst I had was a little headache.
>>725126905
Finally got new art?
>>725126745
>6'4"
Thread is filled with tall people.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmnpWjinTTM
>>725127143
well that's not too bad
sounds like I'll be going to sleep listening to coyotes howling. they actually sound pretty close
>>725127203
tfw i'm only 5'4"ish
>>725127262
I hope they don't disturb you too much. Sleep well friend.
>>725127130
Morning
Give a music, pretty please.
>>725127320
thanks, ttyl
>>725127340
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xLgdH0dP8
>>725126962
They're really great games, you should give the others a try. Those are all great anime. I;ve been playing Dark souls 1 recently. Sounds good. I'd really love to stay longer and chat, but i should really get to sleep, i'm sorry. Goodnight Firekeeper~.
>>725127203
I'm 6'2"
>>725127271
Hai Mash.
Thought you had phoned home or something when I didn't see you around for a while
>>725127340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4
>>725127199
Not really. Thats the extent of it.
>>725127203
5'10" isnt tall
https://youtu.be/JbUHPvJIwRc
>>725127470
Well, if you recommend them, then I'll have to take a look into them.
Why thank you~
DS1 is the best game ever, we'll have to play together someday
And don't worry, I understand. I'll try to catch you tomorrow same time. That is, if I won't be crawling on the floor after tonight. Goodnight Hanako, sweet dreams~
>>725127470
Bacon waifu is good waifu.
>>725127476
lemme sit on your shoulders
>>725127503
i threw my phone because the wifi kept messing up, i can't wait to buy a computer
>>725126926
finnish nigger
>>725127476
>6'2"
Why must you bully me this way.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lVOzOBcrm0
>>725127623
It is!
It's probably because you have actual food for lunch every day of the week.
Oh, and you're as tall as Shinoa, I think.
>>725127271
Really?
I'm also 5''4'' mysel, about 160 cm, if I remember correctly.
>I can't reach the cookie jar without help.
>>725127503
Thanks
>>725128126
Sorry for bulli, also 6'2"
>>725128126
>lunch
What is lunch? Im not really allowed a lunch break. I get off work around 4.
174,5cm or a bit over 5'8''
>>725128038
That doesn't sound like a smart thing to do. Don't throw your phone, it'll break.
>>725128095
You are back to that again? Gringo nigger.
>>725128038
No
>>725128126
I don't mean to
Shiki does that to you enough
>>725127623
RIP
Doing okay?
>>725128301
i never stopped doing that
lol you're small
Isnt it weird how when you do something alone at night your thoughts jump to the worst possible thing that could happen to you even if that thing couldnt actually happen. Just happened to me when I went to move my computer out here from my room.
>>725128471
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>>725128513
https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1450/30/1450301935754.jpg
>>725128126
that's cute you, i'll let you stand on my back xD
>>725128301
just frustrated all the time, like right now it went off for 20 mins >.<
>>725128439
please?
>>725128478
No not at all. Is your computer okay?
>>725129258
Is that the best connection you can get there?
>>725129258
Oh. I guess im the only one. Nah my computer is fine. I just had that feeling something bad would happen.
>>725129480
mhm im in the middle of no where with no tomoko to cuddle
>>725129519
to you or your computer? you should sleep during the night, silly
>>725130358
Why to myself. I had the thought I would be murdered by an evil cosmic spirit. I know its unrealistic but eh. I woke up half an hour ago. Im not falling back asleep unfortunately.
>>725128218
>also 6'2"
You're doing it on purpose now!
>>725128225
>Im not really allowed a lunch break. I get off work around 4.
I suppose your dinners are usually majestic.
Emi would be so proud.
I didn't know you had to skip lunch, though.
>>725128439
>I don't mean to
Yes you do! Alice forwarded those messages!
>Shiki does that to you enough
By ignoring me all the time. That hurts the most ;~;
>>725129258
O-oh?
You don't have to do that, silly. Plenty of tall people on the thread willing to help!
>>725128439
Nope. My lower body is kill and so is my right hand.
>>725130613
Its a skill. Though Im constantly at a low weight.
>majestic dinners
Not really. I like the simple at home, unless I feel otherwise. I cook enough good stuff at work, too much of that heavy cafe food would be hell on my gut.
>>725130573
um, are you my tomoko? if you want i can be your murderer tonight..
>>725130613
we don't need them :p
Listening to random music on Soundcloud,
song has sounds resembling a broken headset...
>paranoia
>>725130787
I am the one you talk to. Id rather not die. All seems you know not good for my health.
>>725130358
Well, at least computer would be harder to throw..
>>725130883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL3osHj-Myc
>>725130613
I don't want to bully the Ruri
Alice's comment was a coincidence
I won't ignore the Ruri
>>725130721
Ah what's going on? I haven't heard
>>725130883
it'll be okay
>pets
you'll get new headphones if you want
>>725131045
what's wrong with your health? are you okay?
>>725131066
i never get that upset... i felt bad too
good morning everyone, best girl claimed
>>725131143
Why did you get that upset?
>>725131162
Morning Ayayayayaya
>>725131112
Just living pains that started after a fall off a bike a few weeks ago.
>>725131143
Ha. I meant that if you did become my murderer it wouldnt be good for me.
>>725131162
that's not speed wagon-dama
>>725131170
Do you wish you were like Rei Ayanami?
>>725131242
because i wanted to lewd Tomoko but the wifi kicked me for hours and i just threw it...
>>725131319
don't you want me to be the one?
>>725131066
Just noticed, 54 minutes long.
I'll listen.
>>725131143
Luckily it was only the music, headphones a-ok
>>725131162
Morning Ayayaa
>>725131411
Id rather not die.
>>725131517
what song were you listening to?
>>725131633
aw okay maybe next time~
>>725131294
Sorry to hear
Gnight
>>725131844
saber please!
>>725131737
Absolutely no idea, promptly closed the tab and turned on something else.
You just don't do shit like that in music, it's not cool!
Claim
>>725131737
Dont worry plenty we could do till then
>>725132013
Played more DS2 yet?
>>725131242
Hello Saya, how are you doing?
>>725131411
It's lovely to see you, Mash!
>>725131517
Hello Taiga, how are you doing?
>>725132264
A bit out of it, but I'm good.
>>725132618
Mado. Bit later than normal to see you I think.
>>725132254
Not yet, no.
Think I might do some in a bit, just need some more coffee.
>>725132264
Pretty good, slept for maybe five and a half hours, so more than I've gotten the last weeks.
How are you doing today?
>>725132808
I was playing path of exile.
>>725132998
>PoE
>
>>725132812
I'll do a run of Danmaku Unlimited 3, could watch after.
>>725132998
Ah. Still going about the same as the other day?
>>725133086
>insert typical response.
>>725133303
Yup!
>>725133381
You CK2 mod list pls. You said it was a good one.
>>725133381
I do like those cheek pinch pics. Ive been playing a bit of tanks myself.
>>725133434
Stellaris*
>>725133434
I'll make it later today.
>>725133444
Pinch my cheeks tbh.
>>725133817
You like that?
>>725133920
Hell yeah, i like it.
>>725134372
It just never seemed that appealing.
Made it to stage 5 on easy mode \o/
>>725133817
Great! Been thinking about playing Stellaris again.
>>725134785
You know what's coming..
>>725134891
I know it all too well.
Same with the second Path of Exile got mentioned
>>725134785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>725134746
Abuse is much more fun though.
>>725134778
The new expansion looks hella-cool.
^^ excited for that.
>mado
>>725134891
I have an idea, but I'm a little oblivious as a person.
>>725134938
My suspicions were right, altho I was wondering if you'd ask if I had gotten to second choice.
>>725134915
First missing picture of the day.
>>725134938
Got my coffee, time for some DS
>>725134968
New expansion? I'll have to check that out as well.
>>725128126
>5"4
God I wish that were me.
>>725134968
I wouldnt know. I think you mentioned liking that stuff once.
>>725128126
Manlet.
>>725135077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmvGlBFaFEU
Adds some cool features.
>>725135125
tfw 5'4 also
>>725135129
I like a lot of things i shouldn't.
>>725134968
Didn't know there's a new DLC coming. Can build megastructures and make a tall empire. That sounds really good.
>>725134995
..Well, did you?
>>725135077
>
>>725135219
Nuu. I just woke up, starting my day by expanding music library a bit and listening to some album.
>>725135219
The tall empire thing, and the ascension stuff looks really cool.
I made my sister blush
How fucked am I?
>>725135197
You like what you like. Nothing wrong with it just different.
>>725135486
You have to propose within next week.
>>725135486
I dont think you're the one that's gonna get fucked mate....
>>725135511
I wish, but she's married already.
>>725135386
Ascension? Don't see any info about that on steam..
>>725135486
..depends on your sister?
>>725135511
I suppose.
>>725135540
What do you mean?
>>725135486
>sister blushed
Well of course on /b/ incest is the answer.
>>725135595
Isn't it obvious? You gotta put a incest baby in there now. Lol.
This is getting weird, I'll be right back.
>>725135644
Only lasted 3 minutes on here.
Nicely done people, your checks will be in the mail.
>>725135585
Basically this.
>mado
>>725135565
Its okay. Just move in the other guy will understand
>>725135593
Nothing illegal right?
>>725135741
>>725135644
> pic related
>>725135839
Some of it is illegal yeah.
Trump, will I ever have a waifu?
>>725135780
Ascension perks, advanced civics and hive minds sound really cool.
>>725135927
Vote Trump for waifus.
>>725135927
Will I have a waifu?
>>725135947
Faction rework is neato too.
>>725135920
Nothing that cant be kept secret right?
>>725136075
Correct.
>>725136211
See youre fine then.
>>725136051
I don't remember what factions were at all..
>>725137094
Morning.
>>725137094
Hai Louise
>>725137238
Technically, yeah
how are you?
>>725137325
Woke up couldnt fall back asleep. Started to grind tanks. You?
>>725137317
Hiya!
>>725137553
Just got back from Makoto's work.Wanted to take some pics, but I forgot my camera battery..so we just chilled for a little. Mako has a lot of lewds on his external
>>725137622
A lot is an understatement.
>>725137622
Fun. Lewds of who?
>>725138049
REEEEEEEEEE
>
>>725138055
Lewds of MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE
w o w I got to pet a cat this morning too!
hello all you friends! how are your days going?
>>725138270
I told you I was gunna!
>>725138270
Like how many?
>>725138324
Pics?
>>725138324
Bad
>>725138327
But you shouldn'tve!
>>725138419
His folders are a mess, they're not sorted at all. He had I think...11 gigs of lolis?
>>725138419
don't I wish! he's the greatest little gold cat and he loves me <3 how are you friend?
>>725138423
I'm sorry! what happened? do you need anything?
>>725138622
7 gigs, thank you very much!
Besides, in all honesty, I haven't looked into that folder in years, other than to make you reee.
>>725138683
I think my friend hates me now or something
>>725138726
Delet
>>725138888
that's never fun :( what happened?
>>725138622
I dont think I have a folder thats even half that big
>>725138683
Cool. Tired.
>>725138904
Nah, I think I'll just go get more Louise lewds. :^)
>>725138983
I was talking to someone else and he got upset or something and blocked me
>>725138998
I just dont have any saved lewds.
>>725139113
Please don't
>>725138622
..Isn't 11 gigs standard though?
>>725139159
I have some here and there but not enough to make a folder.
>>725138998
you need to try sleeping sometime!
>>725139136
that sounds like a bit of an overreaction. was it someone they don't like, or are they a very possessive person?
>>725139180
..Do you have that many?!
>>725139266
He's gone some scattered about in every folder
>>725139159
Too late. I'll show you tomorrow. :^)
>>725139352
CHOCO-HAIR!
>>725139335
..F-For anatomy studies.. yeah, for art..
>>725139402
>
>>725139417
..Well, that's okay then!
>>725139402
Tortilla triangle!
>>725139425
Ehehehehe.
>>725139524
How goes?
I do quite enjoy the names you give me.
>>725139306
I guess it's the second one
>>725139577
>
>>725139306
I did im awake now.
>>725139335
I mean normal.
>>725139577
I'm pretty decent, a bit unmotivated though. You?
I try, Wankel.
>>725139636
Hello Louise
>>725139638
Hmmm?
>>725139765
Hiya!
FUCKING NORMALFAGS, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>725135601
/b/ must never know!
>>725135642
I would but she lives too far away.
>>725135741
Do I get one too?
>>725135839
He won't be that easy to cuck...
>>725135905
You hush.
>>725139846
You are the normie here
>>725139808
Normal to have hentai stuffs
>>725139896
Im joking. You better?
Fuck off to /a/ niggers, no one likes these threads.
>>725140019
I like these threads.
Checkmate