Shit, abort abort. I'm not tryna fuck a dwarf of have manlet

>>725116340
give her to me

>>725116340
say you're gay

can at least be friends, fool

>>725116340
Are you crazy. When will you ever have another chance to fuck a midget. Imagine how huge your cock is going to look in those sausage fingers. I'd love to fuck a midget bitch.

You some kinda faggot?
Smash that midget out and film it.

>>725116421
Too obvious
>>725116398
Would if I could /b/ro

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>>725116340
uhhh wear a condom, pull out, or put it in her back door. Those are all really good options.

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>>725116340
You're dumb.

What if she is just a normal person who didn't secrete a lot of growth hormone? Tiny chicks are the best.

Besides, even if she is legit dwarf... when was the last time you played mini golf with a midget?

>>725116340
smash.
or... dont be a bitch. and just go with it. look past the height thing sheesh. shes short.. you'll be able to pick the bitch up

>>725116501
Fair enough, I'll reconsider it.
>>725116483
I have plenty of friends, I don't need one that lives 30 miles away

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>>725116608
Exactly this. if its legit dwarf size status. who gives a shit. you might have a great time.

be a little more open to new things is all m8

>>725116340
Post dubs decide thread and you'll be free

>>725116340
Ask her for a full pic of her. She is perhaps just exaggerating.

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pussy is pussy

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>>725116808
Messaging all the ugly chick's in my tinder to get a dubs get thread going for all you helpful lads.

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>>725116882
Also, she's not exaggerating

>>725117110
if dubs..

which is more important. height or dick size?

tell her you have a 9 inch penis and that your last girlfriend was a midget and you hated the fact that her mouth was too small to give you a bj, nevermind anal.

>>725116340
Then have the hard-on to just fuck her.
Wrap it, anal, always cum in her mouth, you name it.
How many opportunities will you have to say "with my balls on her clit, my dick legit went to her ribs"?

she looks like a great person, get to know her OP

>>725117212
so close. fuck

the shitty puns bout sex w/ someone who is technically in the midget sized category.

are not in short supply...

dubs, fuck her

>>725117167
she a qt go get it

>>725117110
>Alexyss
>Ugly
I mean, I'd say she's cute in a "so plain it's endearing" kind of way. To each their own, I guess.

what is wrong with you OP

well fuck it, try to get nudes fag unless you're gay. fucking gaylord

>>725116340
Seriously Anon, just have sex with the short chick.

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>>725117700
Just got out of a pretty shit relationship, not really thinking about a whole lot.
Also
>>725117492
Eh

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>>725117749
Jackpot! Dubs gets

Trip over her a couple times on your first date, 'accidentally'.

>>725117846
Yeah, fair. That picture doesn't do her any favors. Still wouldn't say ugly, just maybe 5.5-6.5.

Ask for nudes.

Put a handle on her, carry her around like a suitcase, throw her in the trunk. It's a portable dick massager.

tits

You hope for a reaction, huh? Okay, here's what I'll say to that. Um, I appreciate you picking me out of the crowd to give me your stance on not only your sexuality, but the fact that you can stand alone with this sexuality that you've hand selected, not based on your genitalia, I hope. Um, and uh, there are a lot of women out there that are struggling, that don't have the independence you got. I'm asking that you don't speak for them...As a whole. They probably wouldn't accept you with the open arms and gratitude that you assumed you deserve. So, um, um, that's for your safety because I don't think there's anyone that needs to impugn to discredit here. Um, the fact that you put on your shoes on your own in this little confabulation of clishmaclaver that you're having with me is with no doubt is clever. I'm charmed. Eh, so I'm also an independent woman, and I'm lesbian. So if you'd like we can go out sometime, just sex. I don't have money for food. Um, are you of age? You're seventeen? Are you eighteen? Really? That's a great age. That's, that's fantastic. So, we don't have to worry about talking to your parents. I'm going to ignore the rest of the subject matter pertaining to this specific conversation, and go back to ogling baseball literature I really don't care for, and I think maybe you should start speaking to that woman herself because she's also independent, but she's also of a different ethnicity, and she'll be proud to see that you'd make that stand in a library no less and with an appropriate inside voice.

>>725116340
Give her my number, I like short chicks that look young.

why are dubs so hard to get?

>>725117167
smash dat shit op

>>725118255
dubz win

My mom says I have to find someone else to fuck or the neighbors will get suspicious. Will you be her?

>>725118333
Theeeeee tribs checked.

Ooo!!! Start talking about marriage on the first date.

>>725117011
>>725117700
>>725117711
>>725118033
>>725118255
>>725118333
>>725118411
Not bad anons, not bad.

>>725116608
underrated post.

>>725117972
I have a cuck fetish, could I watch you with another man.

>>725118506
Roll roll roll ur boat gently down the street.

>>725117972
I prefer younger girls, do you have a younger sister.

>>725117167
Wait. Is midget bitch 17???

>>725116340
Bro. Just fucking pound that shit. She didn't ask to marry you. Calm tha fuck down. Just enjoy doing a grown woman that's like a child and move on. Maybe keep a trophy from the experience like one of her tiny woman pubes or some shit.

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>>725118255
>>725118411
I combined the two, and I feel like I'm going to be on some fort of watch list now.

>>725116501
this man.
its a once in a lifetime opportunity. if she is kinda good looking and not gross go for it. she will ride you like there's no tomorrow.

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Midgets rule

Go fuck the dwarf. Just think of how big your cock is going to look compared to her.

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She's hanging in there tight!

>>725119072
Dubs gets next reply.

Dude at 4 feet you could pretend she was the 12 year old neighbor girl

>>725119072
Do you have a younger sister? I like young girls.

>>725119268
Roll

>>725119268
rollingggg

>>725116340
Ask if she's fat too.

>>725119072
I mean, I have pedo tendencies but I'm not a real pedo, I just like girls that look like they're 12. Know what I mean?

>>725119618
roll

>>725117167
Easy fuck

>>725119618
rollin

>>725119072
my ex is taking me to court for child support so you're gonna hafta pay for the dates.

>>725119072
ask for her snapchat, then send her a pic of ur dick.

>>725119618
this

>>725116608
>mini golf
Wouldn't it be regular golf for her?

>>725117110
Dude what the fuck are you near folsom California? That Amy chick is a babe, she matched with me but is super boring. Hmu if you get her noods fam

That's alright. I like 'em small. Makes my cock look bigger.

>>725120162
she looks like a right stuck up bitch. probably boring because she's used to getting through life on looks alone.

>>725120199
That's what i do

>>725120295

she's not even hot... Not by Cali standards

>>725120162
Yeah, I'm around there. And she looks like j-Leni in her pics, idk about her irl. I might give her a try tho.

>>725120407
she's barely fuckable by new zealand standards m8

>>725120407
>not even hot...
>>725120548
>looks like j-Leno

this

>>725120634

aren't there crazy amount of pussy in new zealand and australia? should I not be combining those two places?

>>725120799
aussie has way hotter girls until they start talking

>>725116340
Ask if she is a "little person" or "dwarf". Get some crystal clear clarification on the situation before you abort, my guy. If she's literally just funsize, cool RIGHT?

>>725120799
winrar

>>725117846
Chico? Lmao come on you can do better around here

Poor Eden

How tall are you, op? You could fuck her in the air

>>725120162

lmao. Amy is like a 4 in Cali, 7 in the mid west, 5 in NY and FL.

>>725119072
send me a picture of your asshole, i'll send you mine
pretty please with a donkey on top?

>>725121812
roll kek

>>725119072
got any pictures of your pubes? i need em right now

>>725121868
yes roll

>>725121868
Anon roll dubs get?

>>725121868
idubbbz get

>>725121868
this is un-dubs-able
cursed request? roll

>>725119072
Picture of your pubes. Now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg3PJumqw_c

>>725117167
Jailbait midget, you best rek that

>>725121868
cursed post eh? dont tell me the odds!
ROLL

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>>725121868
check em - roll!!
i hereby banish the curse from this comment!
MEDIOCRE

>>725121868
fuck it really is cursed
roll for trips maybe

Hey, I was just trying to be funny, but honestly, my balls are full. You want to go out for a drink soon (this week) and see where the night takes us :)

>>725120112
Kek

>>725117167
>6'2
>5'9

>>725121868
Roll

>>725122277
WITNESSED CURSE BREAKER

>>725122277
Winrar!

Also, for next message>>725122247
roll

>>725116340
Where's the downside?

>>725119072
>>725121868
>>725122277
deliver OPtard

>>725116340
who gives a fuck throw the D in her and never call her back stop being a pussy OP

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>>725122277

OP never delivers.

>>725120407
>Cali Standards
If shes not a fat Mexican shes above the Cali average

>>725122444
Holy shit

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>>725122444
shhhiieeettttt

OP is having a fap, the dwarf is sexting him rn.

>>725121868
>>725122277
op deliver u cunt

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>>725122379
Sorry bout that, I had to pick up a friend from work.
>>725121193
I'm 6'1
>>725122752
Faggot

>>725122444

Send her the pic of trips

>>725123095
go out with short stack i think it'll be cute.

>>725123095
op delivers

and gotta send >>725122444 to her too

>>725123095
ehy it's alive

>>725123095
Yeah fuck the dwarf

>>725123300
Can't send pics over tinder m8. Also, it's pretty late, probs won't get a response. Anything else I can do to keep thread alive?

On a scale of one to your mother, how much of a slut are you?

>>725123551
Try and fuck the dwarf

>>725123571
roll

>>725123551
ye mane just go bong a dwarf

think how many men today have ever EVER banged a dwarf

just do it, take the opportunity

Two words:
Standing Blowjob

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Lmao, jk niggers were still in it. Keep on rollin. Also, I'm going mini golfing with the dwarf on Friday it's already set as long as nothing changes.

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>>725118710
>king me out of the crowd to give me your stance on not only your sexuality, but the fact that you can stand alone with this sexuality that you've hand selected, not based on your genitalia, I hope. Um, and uh, there are a lot of women out there that are struggling, that don't have the independence you got. I'm asking that you don't speak for them...As a whole. They probably wouldn't accept you with the open arms and gratitude that you assumed you deserve. So, um, um, that's for your safety because I don't think there's anyone that needs to impugn to discredit here. Um, the fact that you put on your shoes on your own in this little confabulation of clishmaclaver that you're having with me is with no doubt is clever. I'm charmed. Eh, so I'm also an independent woman, and I'm lesbian. So if you'd like we can go out sometime, just sex. I don't have money for food. Um, are you of age? You're seventeen? Are you eighteen? Really? That's a great age. That's, that's fantastic. So, we don't have to worry about talking to your parents. I'm going to ignore the rest of the subject matter pertaining to this specific conversation, and go back to ogling baseball literature I really don't care for, and I think maybe you should start speaking to that woman herself because she's also independent, but she's also of a different ethnicity, and she'll be proud to see that you'd make that stand in a library no less and with an appropriate inside voice.

>>725123759
KEK

>>725123759
then what do you have? show me

>>725123759
you look very cute and I like your classes

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>>725123759
say you liked 90s bush better

>>725123903
please this

>>725123901
rolling, rolling, rolling down this good board

>>725123759
I have 3 penis heads on one penis shaft

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>>725123901
ROLL

>>725123903
rell

>>725124055
KEKEKKE

>>725117167
Why would you not fuck her

>>725117167
>actually 17
I hope you live in Europe. Otherwise enjoy being v&

>>725123759
i would but i want them to look like you. did your mom do porn by any chance?

>>725124002
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN RAWWWHIIIIDE!

>>725123759
Ever wax yourself?

>>725124157
reroll cause mines better

Jeez this bitch must be so cute. I love really small - though proportionate girlz. Also I'm 6.6" so the contrast is kinda a fetish for me.

Roooooooolling

>>725124002
>>725124055
Two winrars?

>>725124246
>>725123901
this

>>shit, mini golf is perfect for you then

OP you have mad game u know that?

>>725124211
checked

>>725124358
hopefully she took it the right way
seems like she a lil desperate

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>>725118710

>>725124439
hows ur first day on 4chan

>>725123759
Why do you shave your pubic hair?

>>725124584
rolling a pizza dough

>>725124406
Well with that little of a reaction on the screenshot I say she wasn't offended.

>>725116340
It's mini-golf, not marriage. Holy fuck you're dense.

>>725124535
amazen senpai

>>725124584
Rel?

>>725123759
You dumb cunt that was the 70's.
Just for that you have to show me your asshole.

>>725116340
Man just do it dont beat around the bush

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>>725124358
I'm great at talking to women, and guys who I know. But I shut down when I go to talk to other guys.
Also lets go boys

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>>725124584

Crush her vagina

>>725124693
jesus christ get your fucking capitals sorted

If a midget plays mini golf is it like regular golf for them?

>>725124688
Fuck, I wish I would have done this one instead.

>>725124701
Bet you have never seen sextuplets

>>725124693
luuuul also roll for some variation of >>725124584

>>725124757
you should always wait for the dubs you ninny.

>>725124732
I copypasted the person's post m8

>>725124757
wait for her witty come back an work it in, you can doo eet

>>725124693
Nice op delivers

>>725124584
Rolling next for this

>>725120917
Thats true

I hope you would not mind if i strapped c4 to your chest and fuck you until your body heat sets off the bombs

>>725124865
Re-rolling

>>725124584
ROLL
i really need to know, im curious manes

>>725124906
Roll

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>>725124911
>>725124693
delivar ap

>>725124944
DUBS

>>725124911
WINE RER

>>725116340
Dude, fuck the midget.
I've always wanted to fuck a midget.

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We've released the Kraken. Let's go niggers, give me a good one.

ok do the dubs before you posted

>>725125074
Spoken like a true slut.
I don't have time for games either, so lets just get to fucking already. You're obviously trying to impress ME by pretending to be smart.

>>725125074
Call her a nigger and leave

>>725125074
Teach me mommy

>>725125074
Say their are only 2 genders

>>725125074
shes still engaging
just be direct and ask "want to have sex"

>>725124911
>>725124944
11 post came before you m8

>>725125074
Mmmmmm yeah, educate me baby ;)

>>725125074
can you peg me

>>725125160
Rerolllll

>>725125074
Say "I'm looking for a boy with amazing elves who can sucj the bark off a dog"

>>725125166
Well shit. Dubs have spoken.

>>725125255
winrar

>>725125166
:(

>>725125255
oh boy, you're in for a treat op

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>>725125255

>>725117217
true, girls will smash if they have the chance to compete with other girls

>>725125255
this is actually really fun

>>725124911
this won first, its chronological

>>725125255
This'll placate her feminist gurl power streak

>>725125255
this

>>725125160
Reroll

>>725125255
op do it

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Couldn't decide between them.

>>725117167
Doesn't look 17 to me

>>725125368
Timing was lost to the new post you fucking nigger, go back to lurking

>>725116340
Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know how huge your dick would look in her tiny hands?

>>725125488
Well it's over m8s

>>725125488
So instead you choose the path of the retard. Congrats you just ruined what could have been an interesting thread. Hope your proud.

>>725125488
10/10

This is the funniest way I've seen a dtf girl be handled

>>725124055
>>725124693
You god damn pussy faggot, not doing the first dubs first

>>725125552
atleast he wasnt goin on about rolling and streams

>>725123918
this is good comment friend

>>725125579
I ain't about fucking no fat chicks.

>>725125622
Neither was i. I was just lurking enjoying a nice thread when suddenly autism struck.

>>725125488
>nigger
Kek

>>725124865
Re-re-roll

>>725125716
Enough autism to have a fuckdate with a dwarf next week, ayo

>>725125705
You'd duck a midget but not a thicc babe

>>725125818
Because fat people are disgusting

>>725125813
Very true, that alone should have warned me but I just had to have hope that op just once wouldn't be a faggot.

>>725124153
17 is the legal age of consent in most states in the US. There is no federal age of consent. It is determined by state, ranging from 16-18.

Get rekt moralfaggot.

>>725124693
So you're actually gay is what you're saying.

>>725117972
Looks like I hit the jackypot

>>725125194
Rolling for this

>>725125818
I'd fuck the shit out of a thicc babe, but this chick ain't thicc, she fat as fuck. And you're damn right if fuck a dwarf before I fuck a fat chick.

Put her on your dick have her do the splits and see if you can spin her like a top

>>725125813
i kek'd hard at this one.

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>>725125488

>>725117167
>iFly jumpsuit
Midget tossing?

>>725126109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVD1RLX_Yuo

>>725126109
too many kek's

>>725126160
Kek

>>725125488
response?

>>725126259
Would you respond to autism of that level?

>>725125891
Caught me. The illusive dwarf fucking faggot
>>725126026
Thanks
>>725125946
Essentially
Doesn't look like Moby dick will be coming back for another run /b/ros it's been good. I'd love to stay and chat, but I gotta be up at 6:20 tomorrow. Goodnight niggers.

>>725126408
She already has quite a few times.

>>725126490
what she say

>>725126490
You cannot abort thread not giving us the conclusion

>>725126530
I was referring to previous autistic messages, she isn't responding.

>>725126575
goodnight nonfaggot op

>>725126542
I tried m8, she went under and hasn't come back up yet.

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>>725125488
She shows all the telltale signs of being a genuinely garbage human being:
>Unironically saying haha multiple times to show she's not bothered
>calling the other person young to make herself seem more mature and intelligent
>using the word fuckboy
This landwhale needs to kill herself asap

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Goodnight /b/ here's a few for the road. No nudes, but still some scores.

>>725126947
sucha tease
tell me you killed this stupidf bitch

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>>725127032

>>725126865
Thanks op.

>>725117395
Hsgdgsgscsgsha hsve my upvotes xdxdxz XD xZ Xs xD xD

>>725116340
I have no problem fucking a short woman, so long as her proportions are acceptable. Big difference between a real dwarf and someone that is simply short.

>>725127032
I killed her ass.
When I fucked it.
She was one of those real Christian girls who don't want fucks till marriage but I get her really horny so she let me slip it in her butt. Best sex of my life let me tell you. Idk what it was but no other sex I've ever had has even come close.

>>725123759
Why are all these hoes so thirsty? Fucking muricans

>>725117972
What are you doing? Are you down to meet up for a casual sexual encounter?

>>725123811
"ok fine i'll do what you want"
She be wet. Well done anon.

if trips tell her to kill herself

>>725128665
Rip
One off

>>725118046
If not at 5.5, than where does the ugly begin for you? It's all black and white for me, if i wouldn't smash-ugly. And I wouldn't if it's not at least a 7.5