Anyone up for a catfish thread? Made a dating profile as a hot

I'm interested

Let me see what your working with first

>>725111420
Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more.

Only if youll suck a fart out of my asshole

>>725111420

oh my bb. idk tho. i've read guys who take roids have a tiny cock

>>725112031
Rawl

>>725112538
Kek
Roll

No. But you can buy me the groceries and maybe I'll let you finger me at the movies.

>>725112538
Roll

>>725112538
roll

>>725112705
Roll

>>725112761
reroll

Only if u let me take a shit in your mouth honey, that's my thing btw

>>725112417
This is bretty gud.

>>725112538

roll

I'd rather you just fuck me bae
Going to need to see what you are packing first though - gotta make sure u r up to the job, I don't mess around with little boys

>>725112538

roll for this

>>725113088
Winrar.

>>725112031
last try

>>725113088

op deliver

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>>725113088

Respond to this post with your roll

>>725113457

might need proof.

>>725113457
I just worry your nose is bigger than your dick and I am going to be left unsatisfied.. U got what it takes to finish me off bae?

>>725113457
He pretty much took it well

>>725113457

you got those guns without steroids? lol k. I don't believe you.

>>725113457
Shoe on head and I will send you nudes

you got big hands? Anal fisting only

>>725113811

winrar

>>725113457
U into assplay? I got a dragon dildo that would love to meet your tight little asshole

>>725113811
Deliver

>>725113811
Winrar #2

>>725113811
kek

>>725114199
winrar #3

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>>725113811
Going to honor it but this time respond to this post, please. Makes shit easier

>>725114690
>>725114199

>>725114690
Can my dad come watch?

>>725114690
I want you to fuck me until I literally die

Sorry if I shit on your hand, I have mad diarrhea.

>>725114690
I want you to fucking kill me

Idk how to reply to comment

>>725114690
Also let's have taco bell first

Can my stepdad come watch?

Can my dad come watch?

>>725114690
i like it without lube

>>725115155
Fuck yeah! WINRARRRRR

>>725115214
roll

>>725115155
WinRAR

Can my stepdad come watch?

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>>725115155
Respond to this roll or it won't count.

>>725115903
You said whatever I want so stop playing games and just fuck me already

>>725115903
Can my dad watch

>>725115903
Oh baby I want you to be comfortable, as long as it's off the $1 menue

>>725115903
is this a joke to you?

>>725115903
Can your dad come watch

>>725115903

Can my dad watch

>>725116200
WINRAR

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Another, make it interesting. Respond to this post or your roll won't count

>>725116200
win

>>725116200

winrar

remember when mods tried to get rid of dubs

>>725116262

Hey, son.

Do you like that I call you that?

>>725116262

I sexually identify as an

Are you into white supremacy?

>>725116262
Im actually 14, but the way you look, that won't matter ;)

>>725116262
have you ever played snowboard kids 2?

>>725116262

I normally only date black guys. Why should I consider you?

>>725116262
No thank you. My dick is probably bigger than yours

wanna see my tits?

>>725116262
Ask me about my package

>>725116262
wanna see my pussy covered in shit?

>>725116262

fuck. you're like a 1 but I'm so wet right now I'm considering going to the grocery store, buying a cucumber, and taking back the underage store clerk to my car so he I can fuck his ass with the cucumber

>>725116588
WINRARRRRRRRRR

>>725116404
Can i cuckold you, you look like a cuck

>>725115903
The only one laughing at the end is going to be me when i shit on you while you are balls deep

>>725116805
Roll

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>>725116200

>>725116262
Can you suck my dick and juggle my balls the same time

>>725116805
Again

>>725116885

Yes or no on the bell? If you ain't down for some tb before fisting, I ain't down to fuck.

>>725116805
Rollin

>>725116885
Oh my god you're so selfish, stop making this all about you

>>725116885

Can my dad at least watch

>>725116885
Do you want to fuck or not

>>725116885
I can control my asshole more than you think and if mama wants tacos she will get tacos before she goves up the taco

>>725116993
Roll

>>725116885

you, you, you. now I know why you're on a dating website fag

>>725116885
Also my dad wants to watch, I assume your ok with this

>>725116885
Fine but my dad has to watch

>>725117150
re roll

>>725116885
I am going to eat some spicey curry and shit all over you chest

>>725117140
*gives

>>725117150
roll

>>725116885
well, i'd let you fuck my little pussy, but my dick gets in the way of that, so ass fisting is all you get. Don't worry though, you can give me an enema too

>>725117150
Roll

>>725117233

winrararrar

>>725117140
roll but with spelling correctoin

>>725117233

lame win.

>>725117233
Winner winner tacobell dinner

>>725117233
u ruined it good job being an autist

>>725117233
well shit, it looks like I got it, and fucked it up

>>725117233

People like this must be lonely asians with nothing better to do than ruin everyone's fun because he's angry at the world for being a typical small dicked asian, except without the iq.

>>725117461
This

>>725117233
You don't have to do it op

>>725117233
disregard my roll OP
>>725116885

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Another

>>725117608
You're*

>>725117668
rolling for this

>>725116262
Hey I'm looking for guys who are okay with a dominate woman

>>725117668
Reroll

>>725117668
Rollin

>>725117608
This >>725117668

>>725117727
roll

>>725117608

No, I'm an agnostic and I like 70s hiphop

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>>725117593
Nope.

This one is ruined

>>725117668

this

>>725117668
Rolll

>>725117608
>>725117668
roll

>>725117668
This

>>725117815

Tell your mom to come and join in. I'd like to fuck her in the ass while sucks your hard cock.

>>725117608
Sure do! I like 10' dix more tho

>>725117608
Roll >>725117668

>>725117608
This >>725117668

>>725117608

Hi, I'm curious if you're Christian and if you like country and rock music like I do?

fify

>>725117668
Come on OP do this even if for popular vote alone

>>725117608
I'm Muslim and my pussy got grabbed by trump

>>725117668

dubs for this

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>>725117608
Um no.

>>725117668
God damnit >>725117668

>>725117668
This one.

>>725117608

yes i do

>>725117608
You're*

>>725118111
WINAR

>>725117608
Jesus was a pussy bitch

>>725117608

do you work at walmart? you look like you work at walmart.

>>725117608
Winrar here >>725118111

>>725118111
Op deliver

>>725116262
>>725116588

No response to this one?

Is op kill?

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>>725118270
I sent it, waiting on a response

Heres another

>>725117608

I only date big, dark skinned muslim men, sorry sweetheart. x

>>725118533
Playing with myself while i hear wot guys wanna do to me.. wot would u do to me??

>>725118533

You look like my dad. Do you mind if I call you daddy? Will you help pay my rent, too?

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>>725118344
Trips were rolled, honored them

>>725118705

Bullshit. I shall keep spamming stupid crap to ruin the rest because op doesn't follow his own rules.

>>725118533
good babe im cleaning the dirty bits between my toes now haha

>>725118691
call me daddy you disappointment

>>725118669
I wanna shit up your ass

>>725118705
>Did u
What did he mean by that?
Anyways if roll:
>You read that right, homosexual Paco, I want you to suck my dick before I deport you overwall.

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>>725111420
I'm sorry OP but even if you find it funny and it's just a joke, this still makes you a faggot.

>>725118705

I want you to eat shit and die

>>725118705

you're a loser

>>725118705

ignorant slut

>>725118705

are you a squirter because you look like a fag

>>725118705

you're making my penis invert itself

>>725118533
Giving snowballs in a gas station bathroom :p

>>725118705

If I ever see you irl I'm blowing my rape whistle.

"I don't like *mention their race* you people disgust me."

>>725119350
Reroll

>>725119277

winrar

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>>725119277
This guy is legit retarded

>>725119630
I live next door to you, I can hear you jerking off every night

>>725119630
Ur too old u fukin and ur cock has gone too soft old man

>>725119630
Sorry for being angry, please send me a pic of yourself naked and I will send one back, if we like what we see perhaps we can meet up

>>725119630
Sorry I don't fuck black guys

>>725119718
reroll

>>725119630
Dick pic now!

>>725119888
Trips master race

>>725119888
Trips CHECKED!!

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>>725119888

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>>725120267
Wanna swap dickpics?

roll, tell him to drink bleach because you're horny idk I'm in a weird mood

>>725120360
Rolli

>>725120267
OP what app is this?
And stop hiding their names, this is The Chan, not Reddit

>>725120267
Dick pic!

>>725120360
Rolling

>>725120360
what is this abomination

>>725120267
Send me pic of u cutting urself and ill send tits

>>725121328
Roll

>>725122059
hahaha

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>>725111420
Anyone wanna help me catfish her?