Waifu Claiming Thread
>Why does this still exist edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your thing
>Do a thing
>Don't do gay things
>Insult other peoples things
>Get drunk off household chemicals
>Dio is the worst
Most importantly: Your waifu doesn't exist and you're going to die alone.
>>725111156
I am hallow
> claimed
>>725110129
Ya I've been drinking 120 vodka all night
>>725110274
Oh right idk what i was thinking
>>725111113
:DDDDDD
> 2 off
Still here
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Claim :o
love anon must sleep but I hope you all have amazing days or nights!
>>725111113 (Juvia)
>nearly landed those 1s
Yeah, I'm definitely not that bad. I always would pick an upset or two just because it happens, but I don't think I'd ever sink back down to that level.
>>725111278
Oh hell, you don't even need a drink on me in that case then. Carry on.
>>725110535
I like those as well.
>>725111113
Lewdvia, stop being perverted rapist.
>>725111278
kek
>claim
>>725111415
*sip*
>>725111865
owo what's this
Hello lonely friends
>>725112252
Hi
>>725111920
what is it now ?
>>725112367
it's me again
surprised? :o
>>725112252
Hello
>>725111156
Fucking sad guy who loves to drink and insult everyone.
Good night guys. Have fun, good luck to you all.
Misaki out.
>>725112459
never
>>725112809
why not?
Where's the booty?
I need someone to yell at.
Post Lewds.
Why hasn't you waifu a Queen of Spades tattoo?
What are you? A racist?
>>725113021
no reason to
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>725111278
I mean it got kind of trashy at timed but that just made it all the better for me
>>725111470
Those people make me sick.
And of course upsets will happen, i remember las year i was perfect for about 8 or 9 games then Arkansas Little rock beat Purdue and ruined everything.
>>725111630
I am not lewd nor am i a rapist.
>I-i'm sorry, i just want to see them
>>725113412
Is that jizz running out of her crotch?
TAKE A FUCKING BATH YOU WHORE
I can see where this thread is going....im out.
>>725113664
You got a problem with her dripping Black seed?
Racist
I'm dead inside
>>725114898
Of course you are, Mai.
You are the most pathetic guy around here.
>>725113511
there's no reason for you to become friends with alex yet you do it
>>725114898
if you die on the outside can i have the crown
>>725115218
who is that
>>725115442
love anon
>>725114946
Bully me harder
>>725115218
depends who you are
>>725115494
love anon is so nice
>>725115597
>>725115707
and i'm not?
>>725112794
goodnight
>>725115883
nice hair
>>725115762
don't care
>>725115597
>Dog is dead.
>Have no friends.
>Only goes out with his family.
>Is a disappointment in his bloodline.
>No superior studies.
>No job.
>Takes it in the ass and masturbates daily.
>Doesn't take showers daily.
>Recently got a haircut and doesn't like himself anymore, very sad boy.
You are pathetic my dude
You always come here or on /pol/ playing risk to forget about your shitty sad life. It's hilarious how you find comfort in escapism
>>725115966
why?
>>725113523
Pervert!
>Im starting to feel tired, I may pass out at any point
>>725115991
I fap daily.
Don't shower daily.
No gf, no friends
Full time job with overtime, 401k, insurance for everything, savings acct and a growing cash stash.
I also go on 4chan and insult people using my avatar so you know who it is calling a faggot
faggot
>>725116150
>no friends
I'm hurt.
Is Sonokawa here
>>725115762
If you want to become royalty you'll have to marry me
>>725115991
I actually shower daily
why do you remember that I got a haircut? I didn't even remember that.
>>725116294
Internet doesn't count. I don't really like anyone, anyway. People make me anxious. Always two-faced and shit talking everyone else. Dull interests, or just too high school.
I wonder if it's too late to be a skyintist.
>>725116364
She went to bed.
>>725116461
>You have to marry me.
Oh, how sad it is to always crave for someone that cares about you.
>>725116579
That's probably good, i was joking anyways. Go fuck yourself Spike.
<3
>>725116689
>she
Huh?
>>725116461
-_-
ok i'll stay knight then uwu
>>725116761
Y-you too
>>725116767
You didn't know?
>>725116689
>>725117048
Huh? how did you now know?
>>725117013
Err, no
>>725117281
WELL YOU BETTER TELL SOME BOOOOODYYYY
>>725116891
Kidding aside, how's life?
>>725116689
you mean
he (male pretending to be female) went to bed
>>725117281
No, I'm playing, Sono is a guy.
>>725117348
Not sure if he ever pretended to be female.
>>725117316
?
>>725117370
I'm confused now
>>725117328
Same old bullshit
Disregard bitches, acquire currency.
Saving up for more distraction devices and such while hating every other aspect of life.
>>725117500
Sono is a dude, dude.
>
>when you fall in love with two other anime girls over the span of two days
fuck me i already had a waifu too guess i have three now
>>725117574
That's what I thought, I remember that post
I would have so many questions otherwise
>>725117328
Yes.
>>725115860
Hey mash
What took you so long?
>>725117787
Would you be happy if he was female?
>>725117822
i thought you went to sleep
>>725117873
I couldn't care less. I would have just been very confused about things, like that picture
Claimed.
>>725117873
i would...
>>725117943
What about it?
>>725117966
me too
>>725117925
I thought you wouldn't show up. I kind of missed you.
>>725117959
Wow.
Is this really Mai?
The most pathetic anon in the whole thread?
>>725118028
How would a girl have that problem for starters
>>725118044
i hate being here meow, but ive missed you too
>>725118110
I'm female and I have those problems.
>>725117562
Bitches be crazy anyways. I can respect disregarding. Distraction devices are nice, though that is rather vague. Pretty sure that includes everything from porn to a box of crayons.
>>725118187
Why did you disappear?
>>725118237
But, if you're female, you don't have a penis..
Who the fuck is that newfag Mash and why is he so dull and boring like smh fam go cry elsewhere
>>725118047
Mai isn't an anon, Mai is an idea.
>>725118253
Saving up for a rather expensive laptop. Gotta get dem frames and high setting graphics
>>725118296
mostly because i threw my fone
>>725118516
Fuck off cunt
>>725118341
Trust me women orgasm a lot harder than males lmao
>>725118479
Some asshole who goes slutting around with everybody and fucks with their emotions.
>>725118479
hi salem~
>>725118592
rude...
>>725118600
But he went on to describe his penis after...
>>725118512
Ah. Planning on playing anything in particular?
>>725118516
Why would you do that?
>>725118659
I've seen it, I can describe it to you too.
>>725118769
No thanks, I'm good
>>725118723
tired of all the wifi blackouts
>>725118808
I made me show it when we were in high school.
>>725118507
Nah, that's Chen.
Stop trying to be like me so hard.
>>725118641
What a loser, LMAO.
>>725118653
(0(0(00(0(0000(
You're almost as pathetic as Mai fam
Just kidding.
You are pretty irrelevant to the future.
>>725118872
him* not me
>>725118872
Okay
>>725118819
Sounds dumb tbh. I've been here with nothing to do the last few days. Was worried I'd be alone over break.
>>725118889
who are yew?
>irisu will never murder you in your sleep
fuck
>>725118934
It's nice and thicc. He kept complaining about being in pain when I told him to fuck me too. Always in pain, never told me why.
>>725119093
I'm going to go to sleep now
>>725119121
*ignores*
>>725118949
listen, bye...
>kisses your cheek
>>725118889
I'm the original.
>>725119139
I'll tell you what I told Haruhi, don't get too close to him emotionally because he is incapable of returning those feelings. Good night.
>>725118953
You're a newfag.
>>725119197
Bye, mash.
Please check back in.
Thread is.. kind of sad, actually.
>>725119406
>thinking mash cares about you
>>725119292
The original what, you fucking retard?
If you care that much about who is older, check the archive for my first claim.
You are saddening me.
>>725112348
>>725112566
Sorry for the wait. Went to get food. Hope everyone is just enjoying a night here with each other. Or maybe out with others still making time for us here
>>725119471
why?
>>725119482
i do care about him
I miss Hanako
This thread is such an interesting place to think about. Sometimes i want to just write a small article about my musings over the dynamics of certain groups and individuals.
(Un?)Fortunately for everyone i'm not narcissistic enough to think people would care about my opinion
>>725120575
Pls do, I'm curious
>>725120621
Suck my dick!
>>725120700
No. Stop asking.
>>725120575
Do it, I think it would be interesting
>>725119471
You're sad!
>>725120700
how long did you not wank for?
>>725120575
I think about this a bit.
There's something fascinating about people on an anonymous board seeking out familiarity with others.
>Winning girl claimed
You're waifu a inferior.
Heading out to Makoto's work now. baibai
>>725120575
Send it to me on Dischord if you do end up doing it
>>725119734
I don't know, the whole Mash thing seems pretty sad. Kind of.
I'm probably talking nonsense though, since I'm not aware of what he's done aside 'hurting' Hamakaze.
>>725120518
Oh, really?
I miss Cowgirl. And Yuuko. And Doll.
And Emi, and Prinz too. Sad thread, as I said.
>>725120575
Sounds interesting.
>>725120798
Bah. Alice said that first anyway.
>Unoriginal comment pls go.
>>725121059
Where did everybody go?
>>725121059
People in this thread take other people in this thread too seriously.
It's kind of a bummer.
I also wish it wasn't so barren.
It's usually really nice around this time :/
>>725121163
Some people moved on, others to discord and stayed there, et cetera.
It happens.
I think I am going to puke.
>>725121344
>getting this bothered over people being dumb in a waifu thread
Oh boy
>>725120575
ok
>>725121059
what about it?
>>725120518
How sweet~. Hello Firekeeper.
>>725121446
>actually caring about someone's post
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
What are you?
A failed copy of myself?
>>725120778
But...
>>725120854
A few days, why?
>>725121344
lol what losers
>>725121576
>getting bothered at someone getting bothered at someone getting bothered over people being dumb in a waifu thread
We're on a streak now, boy! Don't break it!
>>725121261
So it's a really sad thread...
>>725121575
Hanako! How have you been?
>>725121704
You're boring.
>>725121713
>>725121575
>>725121163
>>725120518
>I miss Hanako
>HANAKO RANDOMLY APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
What the actual fuck.
How pathetic can this place get
>>725120621
>>725120789
>>725121059
I thought about doing it just for myself, to arrange my thoughts in a more coherent manner. Were i writing it for the public, I think i'd have quite a bit of trouble doing so without letting my personal opinions of groups and people becoming very apparent. A faux pas i'd rather avoid.
Oh, and i'm super prone to forgetting about some people who i never speak with. It's a serious issue. I honestly even forget the name of people i actively talk to.
>>725120877
It is interesting. Especially watching how some people totally change their personality depending on their company. I find that one to be one of the more amusing.
>>725121831
Firekeeper here, I'm not THAT pathetic...
>inb4 using mobile to post
>>725121713
It's been a while. I've been alright. How about you?
>>725121831
Eh i've been half ass watching thread for about an hour.
>>725121713
Eh, it'll lighten up, it always does.
>>725121745
Ah, are you the guy who said that to me last time, as well?
>>725121837
Even I catch myself slipping like that, weirdly enough. I guess it's a human thing, really. It occurs outside of pseudo-anonymous situations, too.
>>725111156
haha im back after the ban
what's up /b/ro's?
>>725121837
>Especially watching how some people totally change their personality depending on their company.
Alice and Homura when Ginko is here.
>Especially watching how some people totally change their personality depending on their company.
I never done that (0(0(0(0(0(.
>>725122081
>>725122081
What ban and for how long?
>>725122283
Global #1 rule psshh 1 month lol its k
Also didn't really break any laws just mods being fags
>>725121837
why do you always use big words?
>>725122012
kurwa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight /waifu/
>>725122022
True, it's been some time.
And good to hear that. Had a pleasant week? Any plans for the weekend?
I'm pretty alright I guess, lots of school lately, but I'm going to work on monday, might be interesting.
>>725122061
Good, I like it when things are comfy here. It's kinda like a little save heaven, at least to me.
>>725122587
Sorry?
>>725122061
>>725122106
I'm sure i do it as well. It's hard to not treat certain people far differently.
Your ability to gauge how they'll respond to certain things is different from person to person, so sometimes you're more comfortable saying things with one person than you are with another.
I find it interesting mostly because they do it in a public forum. Everyone can see the shift, but i think it's a form of courtesy to ignore it, at least outwardly.
>>725122587
You know, i got asked the same thing when i was around 10 by my older brother who was 16 at the time...
I'm not sure how to adequately answer that. I don't notice i'm doing it, I'm just trying to use the word that fits the best in my head.
>>725122458
You don't know how to change your IP?
>>725121059
Kek
I didn't intend that actually
>Doll
;_;
>>725122870
>You know, i got asked the same thing when i was around 10 by my older brother who was 16 at the time...
>being 10
>using big words
Someone tries to be different and unique.
What a little special snowflake.
>>725122724
Eh it could have been better. Not really, gotta work tomorrow though. How about you? That's good to hear.
>>725122870
what do you think of me?
>>725122964
I liked to read when i was a child. Has nothing to do with being unique, I just had a good vocabulary.
>>725122724
>comfy
There were a few people 'round this time last year I was really fond of, actually.
Not many people here have made an impression on me like that recently, but a lot of shit changes in twelve months, I guess.
>>725122870
>a form of courtesy to ignore it
It sounds strange, but when I notice it, it's because it's just sort of not worth pointing out. There's a stupid amount of people here who seem to go out of their way to be standoffish to everyone with exception of one person.
To call them out would be to attempt to have another conversation with them, and people like that aren't people I particularly care about having conversations with at all, if that makes sense.
HIKAGE CLAIMED EVERYONE NOTICE ME AND RESPOND TO ME PLEASE IM LONELY
>>725122925
>saber on this late
Go to sleep you desert dweller
>>725123062
Why do you care about what people think about you
Jesus Christ.
So retarded.
>>725123151
At least you're upfront about it, huh?
How're you doing, mate?
>>725123151
>Hikage for the first time in months
Go back to discord fag
>>725123187
because i'm madly in love with myself anon
>>725122693
goodnight my
>>725122724
are you not polish?
>>725122870
stop making big words sound best in your head then
-looks around with a hopeful squeak.-
>>725123304
But nobody cares about you fam
>>725123120
>There were a few people 'round this time last year I was really fond of, actually.
Who were these people, anon?
Throw in a few names.
>>725123041
Well, I hope the next one will be better.
Work on weekends? That sucks..
I'm probably gonna play vidya all day, in the evening I'm probably heading out to get a few drinks with some "friends", tomorrow it's probably be hangover day tho.
>>725123120
So, you've been here for some time, haven't you? What was it like back then?
And, well, as people come and go maybe you'll find someone really interesting.
And yeah, a year is a lot of time.
>>725123344
Yes, I am. I just don't know in what context you used that word.
>>725122873
lol you cant bypass with just an ip change. You'll need another device or tor but all tor ips are banned on the site
>>725123425
misaki cares about me
>>725123662
You have to erase your cookies in history, baka
>>725123543
never mind :o
i think i misinterpreted your post uwu
-stands on the stool and washes the dishes, humming a tuneless song and admiring the way they shine-
>>725123696
He is irrelevant
>>725123456
Oh, Akiko and Barry were always winners!
They're on Discord now, so I can actually talk with them again, though.
>>725123543
>back then
Eh, not much different than now, actually.
There were a lot less people with freakishly artificial personas, though.
>You'll find someone really interesting
Ah, it's not a big deal actually, I'm just here to kill time, if I'm being honest with myself.
How're you doing tonight, my guy?
>>725123543
Thanks, me too. Yeah, but i guess it's not like i really would have done anything anyway. That sounds nice, aside from the hangover of course.
>>725123881
>Akiko and Barry were always winners!
>old
Kill yourself.
Good morning everyone
>>725123837
not to me~
>>725123062
I'm generally not one to voice my opinions on individuals, but since you asked...
Hard to say. Your outwardly friendly behavior and your outwardly hostile behavior, often in the same post, clash pretty sharply.
If i were to guess, you're here for very specific reasons or people.
I hold no animosity towards you, though i'll admit i wish you were a bit less lewd in the thread, but i'm not the moral police so i keep that to myself unless asked.
Essentially i view you and i as parts of non-overlapping magisteria.
>>725123120
Yeah. I wouldn't say it's a stupid amount of people, but there are some very tight cliques here. Really is reminiscent of a typical high school...
>>725123344
...Again, because of my brother, i'm fairly good at turning on "small words only" mode.
Why, is googling a word or two so bad?
>>725123993
I never said I was an oldfag, mate.
I was just answering a question about the thread a year ago.
>>725124008
Good morning.
How're ya?
>>725124038
>high school
I guess I never thought of it like that, but I can see it.
-carefully dries the plates with a clean towel and sets them in the strainer.- <3
>>725124038
i just find it hard to read
Akiko and Barry werent here a year ago.
>>725124038
>presses my boobs on your arm
why are you using such big words...?
>>725124200
Akiko was like Chara but more retarded.
Barry gets easly offended and cries alot.
Who the fuck cares.
>>725124286
>Allow me to explain who these people were, anon.
>They're long gone, but I do remember them still, for I've been here for the longest time.
>>725124200
Unless I've smashed my internal clock, they were.
>that's also entirely possible
But I know that I was at least here in late march, as were they.
>>725124286
The heretic does. Just thought Id get that info out there. Because the anon who said they were here a year ago clearly wasnt.
-puts the stool away and heads to the broom closet to take inventory. Sees we need more lemon pledge and writes it down with a blue crayon. The entry looks suspiciously like a kitty face-
>>725124133
Only problem with thinking about it like a high school is that the typical clique roles aren't really here. There's no goth or jocks or anything like that. If anything, they're sorted by thread age.
>>725124200
Yes they were?
Unless they joined literally right before i did, which i'm fairly sure isn't correct.
>>725124184
>>725124255
...Sorry i'm using large words. I'll try to tone it down.
>>725124432
you would do that for me...?
>>725124363
Didn't you went to sleep, Mai Chan?
Or are you not done fingering your butt while you masturbate? LUL
>>725124133
Rather alright, first time in a while I get more than 5 hours of sleep.
What about you?
>>725123760
Don't worry, it happens c:
>>725123881
Well, times change, as do people. I think everyone has learnt that. Some did it the hard way, sadly.
Well, many people do that if I'm right. As long as we're here and having fun(?) it's alright.
I'm fine, and it's actually morning here. Just having breakfast. How about you?
>>725123969
Don't worry, better times will come, I'm sure of it.
Do you have a hobby or something like that?
Meh, I've dealt with worse.
How are you feeling?
>>725124432
thank uwu
>>725124432
>yes they were?
Oh shit, I'm not crazy, then.
>The typical clique roles aren't really here
Well that's because it's a waifu thread, so it's bound to attract a certain type of person, which in-and-of-itself was a clique
>Talkin' 'bout weebs, boy
>>725124537
>more than five hours of sleep
Let's trade, I've been sleeping too much lately.
I'm doing a-okay, and will probably go for a bike ride sometime soon.
>>725124610
>as long as we're here and having fun
That's the spirit, mate!
>morning
Oh shit I forgot timezones exist.
I'm doing just fine, might head out into the night though, soon enough.
>>725124432
My memory myst be pretty shoddy.
Late night; can't sleep edition
First Lewd night was on late March.
I'm not totally sure if Akiko/Barry or even Karen were here by then, but I doubt it.
Can't say for sure though.
>Yes, I gave it enough importance to look it up in the archive.
-leaves gluten free bagels and pears out on the counter and curls up under the blue blanket- <3
>>725124940
Mai.
You are so depressing.
>>725124940
You mean the one with Ruri, Teto and Stocking, was it? I remember that.
>>725124940
Link the archive anyway, I want to laugh
>>725124872
it's only 12am, you should stay up
>>725125017
can i have one?
>>725124610
Yup, just gotta stay positive! No not really. I'm feeling good, how about you?
>>725124872
Hug.
>>725124717
Bike ride sounds nice, sadly a few years ago since I owned a bike, so I haven't gotten to do it much.
Still snow and ice on the roads here so I guess it wouldn't be great anyways.
>>725124489
When i'm talking with you, sure. Assuming i don't forget.
>>725124717
Honestly, i think there's a non-trivial number of people who don't quite fit the "weeb" category, myself included. Though i do agree there's a certain homogeneity. That said, usually they fall into more specifically nerdy groups.
Like i've noticed a slow emergence of tabletop gamers coming together during my day time.
There's a wargames group that has a TS server i'm fairly sure.
There's at least one group that plays things like Overwatch together on discord.
There's a group that specifically likes to socialize (and/or erp)...
So on and so forth.
>>725124782
I started posting here early April 2016, and Akiko and Barry were both well established community members as best i could tell.
If it hasn't been a year, it must be damn close.
>>725125130
Its 1 am but i dont have work till 11 tomorrow.
>>725125142
>kiss
>>725125221
do you read all the posts in every thread?
>>725125256
where's my kiss?
>>725124717
Yeah, such a beautiful weather outside, it would be a waste if we weren't having fun
Yeah, I don't know why we need timezones as Earth is flat anyway.
What time is it there then? And of course, have some sweet dreams my man!
>>725125142
That's the spirit!
I realized I never asked... What are you interested in?
That's great to hear.
Been worse, so I think I'll go with an "okay"
What are you doing now?
>>725125053
H-hey! I was there but I didn't do anything.
You're confusing me with Noire.
>>725125382
Maybe, I wasn't even on when it happened.
Stocking said he was drunk iirc.
Why are you losers jacking off to pictures when you could be hanging from a light?
>>725125308
Do you have discord?
>ilk give ya more than a kiss
>>725125159
This'll be my first time in a bit, so I'm hoping it's still as fun, and my tastes haven't changed. And nonsense, I learned how to ride in the snow and ice!
>>725125221
Ah, I really like to socialize, but as mentioned earlier, some people aren't spectacular at holding conversations, so once I stop getting replies I just fuck off for a bit.
>If the regular talk doesn't dwindle, it turns to ERP
>it's a mess
>>725125370
>sweet dreams
Nah I don't mean sleep, I mean actually leaving my place of residence and catching some fresh air, which I'll do right about now.
>talk to ya later, all!
>>725125256
H-hey now..
>>725125370
Anime and vidya mostly. I see, i hope you feel better soon. Just listening to music. How about you?
>>725125564
i don't have me
give me a kiss or i'll get mad
>>725125308
Not even close. I haven't even read all the posts in this thread, and this is about as active as i get. I'll usually only read if i'm directly linked to conversation, or it's what is at the bottom of the screen when i'm looking.
Once in a while a conversation will catch my attention, but i prefer to not read everything when i can get away with it.
>>725125684
Haha, i know what you mean. I'm prone to being one of those people who can't hold a conversation, admittedly.
See you later.
>>725125804
You started it: ^)
Hows your night
>>725125857
Maybe i think you're cute when you're mad
>>725125889
i wonder how someone as boring as me got your attention...
>>725125953
you won't think i'm cute when i'm beating you up and kissing you all over your face
Im ready to pass out... im not good at time managment
>>725123294
Bruh ive been playing on my ps4 for like the past month and barely on any of my chats
>months
Its been like 3 weeks
>captcha was "more unsuitable"
... i see you guys and chan don't want me here
>>725123249
Im doin gud
>>725123240
Hello
>hikage
>>725126018
I might. Im a sick puppy