Waifu claiming thread- Misaki Gives His Mom PTSD Edition
Previous: >>725078069
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>725096072
she looks like she's dead on the inside uwu
Misaki is a guy?
カラミチーマス
>>725096208
stolen
Claiming best girl
>>725096277
finnish nigger fails at being a nigger
"Image is 7.3MB"
Oh. Guess i won't post it then...
Old but, i still choose my German soldier
>>725096208
Yeah, and I got a shipment today that triggered the fuck out of my poor mom.
>>725096208
second try
Claimed
>>725096473
what were you gonna post?
nice hair btw
>>725096391
How can I fail if I'm not even trying?
>>725096505
Like the character, not you
What was it?
>>725096551
For some reason I really dislike artgerm's art..
>>725096577
idk
still here
Goodnight everyone
>>725096870
*sip*
>>725096917
goodnight
>>725096554
http://static.zerochan.net/Konohana.Lucia.full.373190.jpg
>>725096949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>725096755
>Be me
>have mom who survived a civil war
>get shipment of 5.56 ammo for new gun
>mom sees ammo can
>shrieking starts
>open up ammo can
>brass going everywhere
>shrieking does not abate
>decide to start loading magazines with a mix of tracer and brass and figure its good practice for high stress situations
>show her my box of 'fireworks'
Wait until the actual stuff starts arriving.
>>725096972
nice colon o
>>725097031
it's a niggeru
>>725097059
I get Vietnam flashbacks too
>jk it's nanjing
>>725097388
I said civil war, not complete disaster.
>>725096538
I'll roll your third try for you.
Oyasumi
Tired for no apparent reason
>>725097388
Why are Vietnamese people so cute?
You, Shinoa, my oneitis Ruby.
>>725098065
Drugs bby
pepsi > coke
>>725098065
night, saya
>>725098629
Hi
>>725098629
I don't do drugs
>>725098655
dr pepper is best
>>725098655
Wow that triggered me. RC is the best of all.
>>725098659
>saya
>>725098732
Sup kid want some drugs?
>>725098795
Suuuuure you don't~
>>725098659
Hi. How is the stream thing.
>>725098983
Depends is it alcohol?
>>725098629
stab me now?
>>725098801
i don't even remember the last time i drank dr pepper
>>725098983
what is rc
>>725098983
I hecked up
>>725099028
Just finished, made okay progress.
>>725098983
Do you count alcohol
>>725098655
Blasphemy
>>725098655
Correct.
>>725099162
Regular coke?
>>725099162
kek rc stands for royal crown
its 7up's version of coke and honestly its much better than pepsi
>>725099193
Oh thats cool. Finish next time?
hello again friends! love anon is here just to check in with you <3 <3 <3
I heard you guys needed magas.
I made this. http://i.imgur.com/84IcKyq.png
>>725099432
alex
what state are you from you stupid nignog
>>725099379
Regular Pepsi > regular Coke
cherry Coke >>>> cherry Pepsi
>>725099396
I've never seen rc
>>725098983
>RC being the best at anything
You disappoint me, although RC and a moon pie isn't bad.
>>725099417
Not sure, depends on how long the stream is. I totally could, but it'd be a long stream.
>>725099600
if you paid attention when I spoke with miss Juvia you would know! I'm also not Alex!
>>725099768
you said you were alex -_-
i didn't :o
>>725099843
because you keep calling me that <3
>>725097909
What's the difference
>>725098074
It may be because I'm half Chinese.
However, I'd only give myself a 6/10
>>725099938
i keep calling you it because you act like a alex uwu
>>725099624
now you have
>>725100048
beautiful
>>725099676
Ehh maybe this weekend then.
>>725099545
No you didn't, I have this same picture on my laptop saved last august but with extra hats
>>725100031
if you say so!
>>725098983
Well anyway, I'm going to sleep now. May be up in a few hours of your around
>>725100175
i do
>>725100142
Yeah. I think I might play through Chrono Trigger after HL1..I beat it for the first time last November, but it's so good, I already feel like replaying it.
>Winning girl claimed
Guys what the fuck is RC?
>>725099624
>having garbage taste in soda
Muggo I trusted you.
>>725100807
Nigga please
>>725100807
some garbage off-brand soda
>>725098655
I agree
>Hamakaze claimed
>>725100852
>pepsi over anything
>coke over anything
>??????
>>725100877
It looks like a beer from the label.
>But it's just another garbage cola
Bummer.
Rea are you around?
>>725101051
hello miss Hama! was your day well?
>>725101065
>Pepsi
>garbage
Incorrect
>Coke
>garbage
Correct
>>725101289
Pepsi taste like soap
>>725101449
Explain
>>725101051
Heya
Pepsi and coke are so similar as to generally be interchangeable. Come at me.
>>725101607
Pepsi is sweeter tbh
More smooth
>>725101166
It's gone well. I got home and fell asleep, got up, and now I'm here.
>>725101595
Hey.
>Bad taste in pizza
>Pineapple AND pretzel crust
>>725096113
This is a joke right?
>>725101289
I prefer pepsi over coke, but there's not a big taste difference, mate.
Just drink ginger ale or something, my guy.
>>725101819
Yes.
>>725101819
Life is a joke, anon
>>725101719
And that's why it's better
>>725101885
I would rather drink water
>>725101885
Ginger ale is nasty.
Drink Tea instead
>>725101889
>>725101927
tbh I expected angry reactions but, you guys responded really chill.
>>725101772
Both are very very good! Have you tried em?
>>725101772
>pineapple and pretzel
Damn. Just damn. Either or sounds fine, but both together just sounds really off.
ugh i'm sorry my head is fucking killing me
>>725099083
W-well, no, more like Oxycontin, I still have some left.
>>725099162
>what is rc
What the fucking fuck?
>>725099193
...cute.
>>725099203
I don't, how about you?
>>725099379
>Regular coke?
>triggered me again
>>725099669
Man it's like I'm being trolled!
>>725100242
I'm sorry Alice, I was trying to get over the vertigo, please sleep well
>>725101719
>sweeter
wrong
>more smooth
also wrong
>>725102088
I was under the impression we were talking about soda.
I would gladly take tea over any beverage, without hesitation.
>>725102076
as long as it's cold.
>>725100877
>off-brand soda
what if mugi is really chen and chen was just a persona?
:thinking:
>>725102262
>>725102311
TIL what RC is
I also learned I shouldn't trust Sono with beverage choices, ever.
>>725102311
Such as Dr. Thunder?
>>725102262
I never thought RC would be that far north, it always seemed to me more like a regional thing to the Southeastern/Southern states.
>>725102267
>hot water
>ever
Just drink tea
Pepsi has more taste in general and yes it is smoother smh
>>725102344
dude yes
Anyone seen Mash?
I am bored
>>725102262
Thank you, Sono
>>725102557
>smoother
Guys what fucking pepsi are you all drinking?
Because it sure is shit ain't the same one I am.
>>725102602
Talk to me then.
I, too, am bored.
>>725102475
RC is the best soda every made. I used to have it as a kid.
>>725102541
You mean Dr Peppa?
>>725102541
Wait are you saying they still sell it in Texas? Nigga I'll give you my address if you mail some to me.
>>725102602
I'm Mash.
>>725102653
Omg... that picture is cute.
>saved
>>725102262
Nah that would put me to sleep.
>>725102713
I drink the highest grade of Pepsi, only found in its state of origin
Kappa
enjoy your waifus, best of luck to you all
>>725102812
Central/Eastern TX, Mississippi, Alabama, sometimes see it in Louisiana too. Shit's easy to find down here.
>>725102812
All of the Dr. sodas at dollar stores and other places, since Dr. Pepper was the only one who graduated Med school apparently. Tops sold one called Dr. Bob.
>>725102812
Louise is always cute!
>>725102713
Hi.
>>725102812
I want the real mash
>>725103174
yes she is!!!
>>725102189
Yes I have. Pineapple is too sweet and pretzel is way too salty.
>>725102199
Its both so bad. Thinking about it is making my taste buds commit suicide.
>>725103426
I'm gladf you agree!
>>725103486
I guess I could see that, but I like sweet n salty.
>>725102812
>Best soda ever
ginger ale when
>>725103020
>implying NC
>>725103402
Hi.
>>725103641
I see
>like cum~
>
>>725103655
Best state
>>725099669
Everyone knows Dr Pepper is best
>>725103734
W-What are you implying!
>>725103641
you're all so cute though, I can't love just one of you!
>>725103768
hello miss Saber!
>>725103888
>Trips
No implications~!
>>725103889
Of course!
>>725103973
Better not have been...
>
What are you up to?
I have returned....momentarily
> i am hallow
>>725103734
This make me want to DM you.,
>>725103767
>pic
I giggled.
>best state
Threw up in my mouth a bit.
>>725104177
hello miss Hallow! I hope your day was great!
>>725104331
Meh, tomorrow and sunday will be mentally and physically demanding
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>725103768
My /b/rother.
Coke is alright, Pepsi has an odd aftertaste to me. Never cared for the sweetness either.
>>725104177
Welcome back.
>>725103486
Individually I can eat both, don't really care for them, but it's not a deal-breaker. Both makes my tastebuds go REEEEEE.
>>725104321
Dumb Washington nigger smfh
>>725104528
Hey juvia
>>725104553
Ty houki
>>725104321
>WA
>Any better
Kek'd
At least it's not Minnesota, Montana, Michigan or Florida
>>725104553
As always
I prefer Pepsi to Coke but Dr Pepper is always my first choice
>>725104413
I hope you endure as best you can! I'll keep you in my thoughts. <3
>>725104528
hello miss Juvia! was your day well? how is the power situation?
>>725104716
Saber pleases old men for money
She helps rin in the doujin
>>725104760
Hey love anon
>>725104946
lewd
>>725104678
Hello Rias
Good to finally see you again
>>725104760
Day was good. Currently at friends house but the power is back on for us. So that's nice. Now i just need the Wi-Fi to come back on
>>725104528
Best hat got better. How were the games today? I only got to see some of the NC/Duke game since I was out to dinner.
>>725104678
Evening going alright?
>>725104716
It has a good taste, what can I say? Plus it's local. Dublin Dr. Pepper is the best, but is even harder to find/no longer available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>>725105131
hello hello! was your day well miss Misaki? today I met a famous poster named Ai who said they were the kindest poster around here <3 it felt like royalty!
>>725105227
that's good! I'm glad you stayed safe and warm
>>725104760
What are you? Gay? Lol
>>725105227
Ya it's only temporary but im here, what's new?
>>725105294
Im trying to relax but it's very hard
>>725105514
I had fun today>>725097059
>>725105543
I don't need to be gay to love all of you!
>>725105599
that... sounds like an adventure. it's she alright?
>>725105484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw
here spike
>>725104076
Replaying portal 2, you?
>>725105294
What a shame
Doing well?
>>725105783
Probably not, but who cares.
>>725105880
Oh hey, we could play some MP if you want. I'm just playing some Yu Gi Oh.
>>725105948
I kinda want to play the SP for now. Thanks for the offer though!
>>725105783
You're right, you don't need to be gay....you just need to be SUPER GAY
>>725105880
Rock johnson here
>>725106117
Hey hama
>>725106117
Suresure, just hit me up~
>>725106210
mmh~
>>725105804
Always passively hitting on me as usual.
>>725105294
The big ten had some nice games today. Apparently the committee has only 13 teams left to pick for at large bids. Everything's almost ready for Sunday
>>725105514
Indeed i am. Now it's up to at&t to turn my Wi-Fi back on
>>725105543
Why only temporary?
Nothing really, just work and anime
Be back soon guys. Need to drive home
>>725106385
You wish.
>>725105543
At least it's been chill over here so far (like usual).
>>725105922
Yeah, just giving some interview/job/resume advice to another claimer and enjoying the night so far. Still stuffed from eating a ton of sushi earlier, but it was definitely worth it.
>>725106403
Yeah, I've been following box scores and catching up on the news since I didn't have much time earlier today. Sunday will be good.
>>725106210
Hey
>>725106312
Alrighty
>>725106403
Stranger
>>725106403
For......obvious reasons
>>725106594
Ya, im just having problems relaxing, just very stressed right now
Mash come back to us.
>>725106732
I'm taking your waifu, this is my waifu now. Go find another one for yourself.
>>725106385
Hey bb. Want soem fuk?
>>725106936
She loves taking dirty old man dick too
>>725107026
Fine I have this one too.
Hello all!
How are all of you guys doing?
>>725106986
no i hate this place now, everyone treats me badly and only want me to lewd them
>>725107043
owo what's this
>>725106385
>>725107044
You know, my usual joking seems less amusing surrounded by porn... Makes it seem almost serious.
>>725107135
Isn't that the same as my waifu? Sorry if is not, all asians look the same.
>>725106210
if you say so!
>>725107043
hello miss hiding! was your day well?
>>725106986
hello miss Rem! how are you?
>>725107174
hello miss Pink Rem! how are you?
>>725107535
Ram* and also bored, why else would I be on this site?
>>725107221
Mash?
>>725107221
attention
>>725107535
cold and really chilly wind a bit fine how about yours "not drunk" friend ?
>>725107221
>Doubting this is Mash
>Then again it could be
>>725107535
Feeling a bit tired. Might head to sleep soon.
>>725107437
i thought you took everything seriously uwu
>>725107673
Ram! I will try to remember this for next time. how was the rest of your day?
>>725107917
I got to pet a cat! it's been great because of that <3 please stay warm
>>725108029
get your rest <3 it's important to live healthy!
Gotta pay me if you want the goods.
I have returned.
Things appear to have gotten...
>lewd
>>725106594
I'm just excited to fill out my bracket. One of my favorite parts of the Tourney
>>725106915
You think I'm just going to take thid bullying because you have beautiful big breasts?
>>725106936
>obvious
Good thing I'm too dumb to see them
>>725108188
I take some things seriously.
Unlike you.
>>725108255
cats are ok
I love dogs mostly I get to pet 2 every day and 8 on the weekends
>>725108593
taking nothing seriously is nice if you ask me :o
>>725108255
Good I guess so, you?
>>725106936
Yeah, hope things turn better for you in that regard. I know it's been a tough go recently.
>>725108577
I need to fill one out this weekend before I get swamped with other stuff. They're doing one at the office for money, but I don't feel like coughing up some change for something I know I wouldn't win. Though to be fair, the ones who win those tend to be people with lesser knowledge of basketball and pick by which mascot would eat the other.
>>725108652
w o w that's a lot of animals! I don't know if I could handle so many friends that like petting
>>725108823
it's good! especially with all you amazing people in one place tonight <3
>>725106915
What's up?
>>725107535
I do
>>725108577
Ya...
>>725108883
I kinda feel like it's gotten worse rather than better
>>725108255
A little too late for that I think. Thanks anyways.
>>725108686
Is it? I imagine that kind of overly flippant attitude is why all of like, 3 people in these threads speak to you with any kind of regularity.
>>725108944
they love it and I do too
its a nice way to stay warm
>>725109410
yep :o
i like only have a few people only ever speaking to me
>>725109316
at least get enough rest for survival!
>>725109411
it sure sounds like it would be! I just get scared of them being loud
>>725108883
Let me know if you do fill one out. I'd like to see it.
And that's the thing that infuriates me so much. When some no knowledge comes in and wins it all
>>725109091
Oh i just remembered now that i saw you.
I needed to tell you i watched high school DxD
>>725109660
That's easy enough, but sometimes my body loves me and says to wake up at 4 am for absolutely no reason.
>>725109660
not much noise really just barking and growling at each other also they are pretty small dogs, well just 6 the rest are on the medium size
>>725109693
All the seasons?
>>725109091
I'd offer you a drink through the monitor if I coud.
>>725109693
It'll give you a nice opportunity to laugh at me. I'm a couple of pegs above using mascot battles to pick them at least. It's funny when it happens...until you're the one who lost out after putting the time into picking your bracket/team. That was pretty much the story of my fantasy football season this past year.
>>725108577
Yes
>>725109091
Playing portal 2
>>725109901
:( that would indeed complicate it, friend
I'm sorry
>>725110003
barking is loud though! cats are usually quiet and independent, and you feel like a super hero when they choose to cuddle with you!
>>725110274
that is a cute one <3
>>725110535
Come to think of it I'm gonna sleep now.
Night everyone.
>>725110919
Night
> hallow
>>725110919
good night friend!
>>725110535
they know when to be quiet and they just bark a bit when they see me and cats don't listen to you at all
and you can't hold them all you want or go for a run
>>725110089
Ofcourse. I love that ecchi harem stuff. The more fan service the better
>>725110129
I mean as long as you're not picking a 16 to beat a 1 it shouldn't be that bad. I'll post mine as well.
>>725110274
>Well i mean maybe i could take a little bullying for a peek at those tits...
>
>>725111156
Enjoy some Spiegels early bake bread
>>725111269
Nice
>misaki
>>725111269
Looks like shit. Stop fucking with it and leave it to Karen
>>725111269
>No Chara, no Louise
>>725112704