W-welcome back to Cooking w-with Alice, the only OC on /b/ t

cooking? on a friday? isnt it time to order a pizza instead?

Hello Alice, you are my favorite cook!

FIRST

Hey Alice as always thanks for the thread!

>>725093515
hi, whatcha making today?

McFucking kill yourself, you worthless cunt.

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>>725093515
bump

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whats for dinner baws

>>725093515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JPx5JMRkm8

>>725093515
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vJSYr7PxGL
-Koi (Not Alice)

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>>725093565
>this lunatic orders a pizza
>answers the door as alice
>films it

would be epic.

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>>725093565
N-no, it is time f-for food t-tonight!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15OMvNMS4Iw

I need your feet Alice please I've been waiting

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>>725093515
how you gone trigger me tonight Alice ?

>>725093797
Sounds tasty blin, how do we start?

>>725093755
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19G5yWCT8ol

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what makes the chicken a china chicken and not an american chicken hmmmmmm

Face or GTFO

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>>725093896
J-just wait till you see the ingredients!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VpJwoMIBXs

>>725093801
Y-you need to get an Alice Cobolt Account f-for that!

you know twitch now has a Creative section

Move over to twitch creative and start cooking :)

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Hello Alice~ Excited to see what you're making today! I need some new recipe ideas!~

How are you doing tonight?

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Hi alice

>>725093784
holy shit that would actually be amazing
with the paper face and everything

I love Reimu, how do i stop loving her?

>>725093967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eVd17krM1Y

>>725093974
newfag

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>>725094025
N-no thank you.

>>725094038
I'm q-quite well.

>>725093974
Nope <4

>>725094041
H-hello stocking.


M-moving on, this is a p-pretty easy recipe: L-let me show you how to do it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s138mVIpuWWI

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>>725093991
you sound kinda tired and id asume you was late tonight
thats why you have the ingredients on voice
aslo stop spaming me im here all ready

hmmm

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>>725093991

>Alice Cobolt Account

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>>725094161
wunderbar

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>>725094218
N-no, I wasn't late; 10PM is t-the time for t-the thread.

Anyway, l-let's select some tea <4

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>>725094186
sounds tasty

>>725093991
I have Tamari teriyaki, is that okay?

Hi Alice!

Why does your voice on Vocaroo always sound so much more scratchy than it does on stream? Stop gargling nails before cooking threads!

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>>725094291
J-just go to my Patreon: alicemargatroid

>>725094355
T-that will work fine <4

>>725094334
R-right?!

>>725094186
Are you a trap?
>if so show dick

>>725094186

>Papers on the burner

THIS IS HOW FIRES START

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>>725093964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WtDG8ewyi8
-Koi

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>>725094427
N-no.

>>725094433
T-THE BURNER IS OFF!

>>725094409
D-different set of conditions.

>>725093991
>>725094291
What is your Patreon account so those special ones who pay up can see this super original content, Alice?

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>>725094327
god dam stick figure !! eat more Alice
do you eat all the food you make ? or you feed it to Nano ?

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>>725094514
alicemargatroid

Anyway, l-let's get this tea on t-the road. Let m-me pour you a cup <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E6kCaxFe5c

You're really a girl? I never knew.

[spoiler]P-Please say something lewd in vocaroo

>>725094598
lmao, wtf that pouring

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I have no dreams and ambitious, I've tried searching for something to cling to and call my own but I find no pleasure in a lot of things. I have a therapist whos quite good but I derive no help from his words. Do I just need to keep searching Alice

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>>725094642
No.

S-so anyway, we n-need to make the marinade first. L-let's do that.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14kXfAafeZx

>>725094598
NAILED IT

>>725094140
>>725093515

Please help me

>>725094186
Why havent killed yourself stupid bitch you and all these fucker lonely faggots itt

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>>725094598
ok now you're missing the tea on purpose.

Stop that shit.

>>725093753
Lost

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>>725094694
T-this is a cooking thread; email m-me for psychological help at [email protected]

>>725094753
Boom. Done.

>>725094785
W-why would I?

>>725094784
With w-what?

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>>725094598
you did that on purpose!
also your place look like a mess
less working more cleaning and chilling

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>>725094413
mhmmhm

>>725094830
Because you are a autistic retarded bitch???
Kys
Profit??

>>725094186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14yELmElI23

>>725094186
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s138mVIpuWWI
YOU BITCH
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A GUY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's plankton

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L-let's mix up t-that marinade w-while you all complain about m-my "messy" apartment and inability t-to pour tea.

Now p-pour it over the chicken, and g-get it nice and greasy <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d6ZSvi8tQc

>>725094902
Don't be mean to Alice, yo

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N-now we play the waiting game....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XdpWVN7bRD

These are great.
Nice OC Alice.

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>>725094993
Go on....

>>725095104
wtf am I going to do for 2 hours?

>>725095104
show titties in the main time please

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>>725095145
T-thank you, let m-me make you some tea w-while we wait <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1syTMTMYPX7

fine jeez heres a bump

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soo who has 5,000 dollars?

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>>725094922

Hardshell tacos are hideous and you should feel bad

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>>725095060

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>>725095162
L-let us select a tea to m-make <4
>>725095197
No <4

>>725095208
H-hopefully no one <4

>>725095203
Thank y-you <4

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>>725093515

I KNOW THAT VOICE!!!

It's old Lorraine from the original timeline in 'Back to the Future' !

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Nice pour

>>725093515
Cannibal stew.
>I insist.

>>725095104
Thread gonna die in 2 hours though.
I like my food fast, I deep fry chicken and have it ready in 5 minutes.

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>>725094902
Hey, here's a thought..why don't you just press that nice red "x" in the corner of your browser window? Then you don't have to see this thread. You made a conscious decision to come into this thread when you know full well that Alice isn't going to kill herself over some faggot on the internet telling her to do so?? Like, are you actually retarded?

>>725094598
I have never been more proud to see a cup of tea missed like that since the boston tea party

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>>725095313
Y-yes, it's me! Alternate timeline Lorraine!

>>725095317
T-thank you <4

Alright, l-lets see if I s-succeed in pouring this t-the second time....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDwRTQgnql

>>725095407
rip

>>725095305
show your tits or gtfo

>>725095407
You better make me cannibal stew bithc.

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>>725095397
T-thank you, I t-think I did better the second t-time <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UzUWkfzTh1

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>>725095407

>>725095407
You spilled my tea all over ):

>>725094902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05MBPVgqEAN

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>>725095531
No u <4

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>>725095373
Another lady saved by me now the sex reward

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>>725095407
was that a clown car ?
stop pouring for lols

lost

>>725095407
One day, Alice.

One day. But not today.

>>725093515
alice what's your bnet tag, let's play some games together

>>725095603
no u

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>>725095607
You're gross.

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inb4 trips

too ez

>>725095730
no u nigger

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>>725095612
It w-was something f-for sure

>>725095679
N-not any day

>>725095708
I d-don't play shit games.


Anyway, our m-meal is done <4 L-let me service...I m-mean serve...y-you Anonymous!

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Looking good Alice! Love ya!

>>725095200
Is there a source for your choices of tea, Alice?

>>725095792
shut the fuck up you worthless nab

>>725095864
I love you too.

Well that was a quick thread.

>>725095948
>black hair

THE ILLUSION IS RUINED

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>>725095882

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W-well Anonymous? How is it <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oXnjq8pQMg

holy fuck she is a girl wtf

>>725095803
YOU CAN ALMOST SEE ALICE'S EYEBROWS IN THIS WEBM

Does Alice like sucking dick?

>>725095948
I love this picture. I'd like to feel her breasts

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>>725095803
>I d-don't play shit games.
very funny Alice ,Very Funny

well overall i must say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE

>>725095997

Because the blonde hair totally doesn't look like a wig.

>>725095407
The Americans battling taxation without representation would be proud.

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>>725095948
That owl tho.

has mans hands, 100% trap

>>725095997
it was pretty obviously a wig anon people dont have hair that blond...
plus she said she was asian a bunch of times

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gimme some dat chickan mang

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>>725095980
S-sometimes faster is better <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yCLb5tLxzL

If anyone n-needs me, I c-can be contacted in t-the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Patreon: alicemargatroid

F-feel free to contact m-me if you n-need help <4

>>725096049
DEEEE-licious! what kind of soda is that? Is it diet? I don't like to drink my calories

>>725095293
Alice, have you made them before in real life or on a thread?

>>725095997
Not only black, but curly too.

Alice2 is Jewish.

>>725096180
>>725096119
I'm going to continue to choose to believe, also in my head canon she's a russian aristocrat

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>>725096235
Fan fucking tastic, we're back here again...

>>725096235
how do I get in, without a password?

>>725096235
>Sprite
This really is the worst timeline.

>>725096235
Thanks for the thread!

>>725096280
I hope she didn't cook those hideous things for a thread.

>>725095803
shit games? rude :(

>>725096357
the chat that is.

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>>725096249
It's a s-sprite.

>>725096127
I d-did it for them. Pour one out f-for your homies.

>>725096172
M-my hands are too small to fit around the sprite can. B-but go on, tell m-me about how manly they are.

Just because my hands would look big around that tiny stub you call a penis doesn't make them man hands dear.

>>725096287
Japanese.

>>725096289
Japanese.

>>725096311
<4

>>725096357
J-just don't put one in.

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>>725096311
fuckyeah

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>>725096049

>>725094598
Cook the dog

>>725096287
you're a jew

Alice do you know if subliminals work.... also where can I get some cocaine from your reommendation last time

>>725096235
>>725096049
Disgusting wondering why you still single bitch

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>>725096394
Don't you heart me.

>>725096289
>he doesnt like qt asians

>>725096049
2 drumsticks corn and a soda
lol asian people

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Alice. Take this money.
Buy yourself a dildo or something.

>>725096493
It's just that I could never pull a qt asian though - if she's russian I have a chance

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>>725096436
N-no, she's too furry.

>>725096491
<4

>>725096478
G-glad that it works f-for you

>>725096475
No. and d-don't do cocaine, it's b-bad for your heart.

>>725096557
F-feel free to donate t-to my patreon or s-stream dear.

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>>725096581
T-that's insulting t-to a ton of people dear.
Including yourself.

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>>725096582
Quit it. I'm supposed to be a cynic.

>>725096049
Its 4:30 AM in here and Im hungry, seeing that doesnt help.

Do you have a recipe for Korean Pot Roast?

-Caska

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>>725096049
>chicken on a Friday during Lent
>mfw

>>725096645
Senpai noticed me, but not in a good way. This confirms acting out is the best way to get attention

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>>725096581
why not both

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>>725096581
what, they are easy as fuck to get. The standards of asian women are pretty low tbh

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So what made you want to do this cooking for anon stuff?

>>725096582
What are your thoughts around drugs in general?

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>>725096645
stop lying to ppl your not Japanese
your Anime
i can see it your in your eyes

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>>725096582
You don't cook them with the skin on

Pic related

>>725096695
>inb4sheGooglesitandclaimsitasherown

>>725096235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pd2WJae9IQ

>>725096783
This is now my fetish, thx anon

>>725096854
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pd2WJae9IQ
Top fucking kek

>>725096783
hhhnnnnngggggggg...so cute

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>>725096743
S-sorry, I d-don't believe in such things.

>>725096658
<4

>>725096661
S-sorry <4

>>725096695
Nope!

>>725096804
T-the fact Anonymous can't cook.

>>725096809
Each drug is d-different, so I h-have no thoughts in general.

>>725096822
T-that would be awful.

>>725096783
looks a lot like ikarous

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>>725096872
Godspeed conquering a Far East Russian gal, you glorious bastard.

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>>725096783
hnnnnnnnnnnng

>>725096822
But isn't that a knife for gutting fish, not skinning animals?

>>725096872
>>725096938
youre welcome heehee

>>725093515
Nice youtube, what do you think of Kikuo?

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>>725096942
Eventually, I'll make sense of you.

>>725096049
Pretty nice the tea could go noice with some whiskey or vodka, or some xanax.
Thanks Alice

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>>725096942
Quick, insult me.

>>725096049
Can't you ask feedback in the next week's recipe?
Also, can you use brown sugar instead of honey for this recipe?

>>725096942
Hallucinogens? Stimulants?

>>725096952
who

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>>725097048

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>>725097048
thats one i didnt had
tnx my nigga

>>725096942
Well shit.... Also thanks now I'm hungry again.

-CG

>>725096942
>T-the fact Anonymous can't cook.

But I work as a cook in NYC.

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>>725097084
Exactly.

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>>725097025
Nice y-youtube? Huh?

>>725097036
Explain m-me to me when you do <4

>>725097039
D-don't abuse muscle relaxants.

>>725097079
S-sure, if you want <4

>>725097048
No t-thanks <4

>>725097082
Like I s-said, they are all different; I am n-not going to pass judgement on an entire CLASS of drugs.

Especially with hallucinogens showing great promise in treatment of a wide variety of mental disorders.

>>725097141
I l-live in NYC! T-tell me where you work.
So I can avoid it.

>>725097126
<4

>>725096942
Show tits send nudz send dick do something you fagget

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>>725097186
Jesus Christ, it's like being married all over again...

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>>725097048
ur a faggit

>>725096942
do you happen to be agnostic

>>725097141
>cook in NYC
working the grill at burger king doesn't count

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>>725097240
N-no thanks <4

>>725097249
Except w-without sex!

>>725097269
Nope <4

>>725097186
oh is this not your youtube with the vocoloids? I just looked up Alice Margatroid

>>725093515
Can we see your catsuit dance again, please?

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>>725097318
No, that's pretty much how the last one was as well.

>>725093515
W-why m-must y-you t-talk like a f-faggot?

I don't care if you're actually gay or not but for the love of God just talk fucking normally

>>725096992
Probably

I don't care if it works, just want to see the dog dead

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>>725097319
I d-don't do youtube stuff dear.

>>725097366
Sure, why not.

>>725097396
Ouch

>>725097415
T-the only one gay here is you dear

SEND BAKED GOODS

>>725097186
The stuttering gimmick doesn't work with long sentences.

>>725097249
>>725097318

I'd marry Alice

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>>725097415
sick one cunt

stop talking about faggots, ya faggot

>>725097186
As if you live in NYC don't make me laugh. I work on 82nd next to the high school.

>>725097464
whooooooooooooa

how the fuck do I miss all the good stuff?

>>725097464
jesus christ you've fallen so far and yet you've still so very far to go.

>>725097464
I was hoping you would be hotter.

Oh well.

*cums in you*

Am i doing this right?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LYH7djaAEW

>>725096992
I have an incredibly similar one to the pic, that little hook is just for guts; fish or otherwise.

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>>725097491
Take it from me, from experience, you don't want to marry a girl like Alice. You think you do, but you don't.

>>725097464
That's disappointing :O
But seriously, why the stuttering?

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>>725097464

>>725097464
Oh, wrong channel then. Sorry. I'll check out your show tomorrow on twitch if you're gonna do it. what do you do on your channel? More cooking?

>>725097186
Who else lives in NYC besides you and Grim?

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>>725097464
how tall are you Alice ?

>>725097464
that suit would look a lot sexier with a belt

>>725097464
Do you have your dick taped?

>>725097559
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LYH7djaAEW
what mic do you have?

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>>725097426
Y-you won't though.

>>725097487
It's n-not a gimmick dear.

>>725097491
I w-wouldn't.

>>725097513
Oh, I w-work on Lex <4

>>725097553
P-pretty sure you judging how "far I've fallen" is about as m-meaningless as possible.

>>725097556
I w-was hot once <4 It w-wasn't a very pleasant experience.

>>725097588
W-why don't you stutter?

>>725097600
I s-stream games <4

>>725097625
N-no clue who Grim is.

>>725097627
P-pretty tall for an asian girl.

>>725097660
does it really matter?

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>>725097660
I d-don't have a dick

>>725097658
F-feel free to donate one.

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>>725097694
This is Grim >>725093719 So who else besides you and him?

>>725097694
I don't care. you don't matter in even the tiniest sense.

>>725097694
what are ya playing tomorrow? Do you play with fans?

Lol anonymous can't cook? I mean I can't bake worth a shit but my meats are absolutely incredible?

>>725097755
>tfw reimu radiates love

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>>725097464
The looseness in the back kills it. Dat cosplay doe, and dat ass doe. iwanttolikethis

>>725093515
Marisa said she wants to kick your ass

Thx for the cooking tips - I literally eat ramen every day, so this is great

>>725097694
PTSD of electrical fire

>>725097826
Faggot post your meat then!

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>>725097464
It will be really funny when she reveals her face
>look at what they are making her do
ayyy lmao

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>>725097781
N-no clue <4

>>725097821
Not even s-sure what you are replying to <4

>>725097824
Salt and Sanctuary, w-while in stockings <4

I haven't yet, but I want to.

>>725097856
I k-keep losing weight, s-so it is hard to fill out.

>>725097861
Don't care.

>>725097891
R-right?

>>725097887
And t-this is why I make these threads <4

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>>725097694
id give you 5.0

>>725097694
whats with all the "<4"

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>>725097928
L-luckily that won't ever h-happen <4

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>>725097861
This ass?

>>725097998
That's your ass Alice?

>>725097755
I want you as my wife.

>>725097998
i-is this alice..?

>>725097998
I see hair.........

>>725097939
I'll play with you if it's multiplayer. I'll join your chat tomorrow and see if you wanna play

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>>725097845
How does it make you feel?

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>>725097991
Times change. Maybe with my luck, the world ends and only the denizens of this thread survive.

>>725097939
What time are you streaming ?

>>725097998
HOT DAMN! now where talking

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>>725098134
I m-mean, I have an xbone, s-so if you do too, w-we could play.

>>725098183
T-that'd be a crazy world.

>>725098193
5PM EST.

C-check my patreon for my schedule: alicemargatroid

>>725098181
Makes me feel as if there is still hope in my worthless life.

>>725097464
>Sure, why not.

Thank you for this and all of the video and audio clips you post, Alice.

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>>725098325
M-my pleasure <4

>>725097464
you sound autistic but i still want to fuck you

Why does you cooking suck ass Alice you autist?

Anyway enjoy your waifu Stuttering Stanley /b/

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>>725098280
Doubly so if people stopped flirting with you. Though on that day, I'd be laughing.

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>>725098414
I'd p-prefer it that way, honestly.

>>725097487
It works quite well
> if the goal to get everyone to hate her

>>725098280
Tra trap trap show dick fagget

>>725098477
lies, you love the sweet talk baby gurl

Alice, your chat room is not working

Make Alice the mom of /b/

>>725093753
autism

Hey Alice do you play League of Legends?

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>>725098477
A bit of humility in that husk? Perhaps there's hope for you yet.

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>>725098553
It w-works fine; just use a random username and n-no password.

>>725098534
I r-really don't.

>>725098501
Don't h-have one.

>>725098560
I'm m-more of the older sister of /b/

>>725098647
Husk? S-sorry dear, you don't know me v-very well it seems <4

>>725093753
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JPx5JMRkm8
holy shit dude 10/10

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>>725098318
Oh, there sure is! You're not worthless at all, Anonymous! As long as you're breathing, you have the potential to do whatever you set your heart on!

>>725098280
Ya I have one. Lets play sometime. We can be friends

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>>725098700
B-besides date me, of course.

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>>725098679
Iunno, so far I've seen of you is showboating and your followers have a penchant of shooting down anyone like enraged manchildren in love with pony cartoons.

>>725098679
Alice, give me the chat website again

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>>725098783
L-like I said, you c-clearly don't know m-me very well <4

>>725098700
No trust me, I'm worthless. I'm not depressed at all but I know I'm better dead right now.

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>>725098844
https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>725098756
so just fuck then?

>>725097694
How asian are you?

>>725098679
Alice!!!!! Better late than to miss the thread. How you been? Good i hope. Nice to see you are still around. Much love~

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>>725098845
Kind of hard to if I don't speak to you one on one, now isn't it.

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>>725098756
why dont you find your self some cuty and smooch all the time ?
what rly stop you from dating ?
also why your so judgemental of yourself

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>>725098756
Well sure, besides that.

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>>725098898
I'm half korean, h-half japanese.

>>725098945
L-love you too <4

>>725099002
I'm n-not, just realistic.

>>725098894
N-nope.

>>725099003
*nodnod*

>>725099002
pretty sure she's dating someone else - some guy pops up in the background of her stream sometimes

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>>725099003
just said it all ready
you want to rub your face all over her feet

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>>725099113
*blinks* W-when?

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>>725099113
Buddy, it's unhealthy to fantasize yourself in her home.

>>725099172
You were arguing with someone about you being stupid and deserving it? Couple weeks ago?

This thread gave me cancer

>>725099261
the fuck? did you save it or not?

>>725099234
lol, I'd just steal Nano

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>>725099261
Trouble in paradise, Alice?

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>>725098853
I won't take your word for it, because those are the words of a negative thought spiral. They're misguided. Maybe you've done bad things. Everyone has. What matters is what you're doing in the present, and what habits you form for the future! Anyone can change for the better and make something of their life!

Good night Alice. Thanks for making these threads

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>>725099261
T-that wasn't a person *facepalms* W-wow, I even explained t-that on stream.

>>725099348
You c-can't steal her, she's m-my wittle pupper!

>>725099375
N-not at all dear.

>>725099302
S-sorry, this thread only has chemo <4

>>725099437
Sleep t-tight <4

>>725096783
This is 4chan this is a boi pussy

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>>725099134
I've never uttered those words. What kind of creep do you think I am?

Omg I'm not the only one who has played Touhou Project games!!!!!

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>>725099496
Don't dear me, Darling.

>>725099496
lol, my bad, guess I didn't get it and didn't want to push it. Glad you're not being abused though!

>>725099496
>S-sorry, this thread only has chemo <4
chemo kills people more often than cancer

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>>725099585
I d-don't play Touhou dear.

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>>725099094
dont play the female games with me
wont say more , you should relax more about it , well im sure you try

>>725093515
Fuck off you attention seeking trap cuck.

>>725098945
Same same.

Today have been a good day Alice, spent it with my brother and we ordered Chinese for dinner.
Still have problem sleeping tho, was just about to pour me some liquor but im glad i found this thread instead.
//That swede

>>725099496
The stuttering in this post advanced my cancer to giga-cancer

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>>725099699
Checked

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>>725099599
Dear~

>>725099607
I'm n-not, thanks.

>>725099614
T-that's clearly and obviously wrong, b-both statistically and medically.

>>725099671
S-sorry, not a trap <4

>>725099699
That's good! Use that!

>>725099666
Okay

>>725099619
Eh still cool that people know what it is. Those games were my childhood.

i was going to kill myself but then i saw alice

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>>725099607
im pretty sure Alice is full lesbo on (like she have showed few times)
she even cook like one

Bump limit reached - thx for the thread, hopefully I'll make the stream tomorrow! See ya Alice, bye everybody else!

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>>725099827
If I didn't know you any better, I'd say you were making a pass at me. So with that in mind, shut up, Darling.

>>725099666
Satan has spoken

>>725099827
>T-that's clearly and obviously wrong, b-both statistically and medically.
people who get cancer who seek treatment and die are killed by what the chemo does to them, their death isn't caused by the cancer

>>725099933
Can we quad????

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>>725099961
T-that is about as wrong as it is possible t-to be <4

Bump limit <4

If anyone n-needs me, I c-can be contacted in t-the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Patreon: alicemargatroid

F-feel free to contact m-me if you n-need help <4

>>725100051
Nope nvm

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>>725099929
Doe, a d-dear, a female dear~

>>725100199
lol

>>725093515
Why are her nips so huge XD http://www.streamboobs.com

>>725100090
>T-that is about as wrong as it is possible t-to be <4
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=does+chemotherepy+kill+people&t=ffsb&ia=web

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>>725099827
>S-sorry, not a trap

That would be a lie. Some of us have seen you admit it in the past.

Even if you weren't, you're still an attention seeking whore that hasn't followed the rules and posted tits w/time stamp...

So unless you do that, you are a cock loving trap since there are no womenz on teh interwebz

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>>725100090
thats if she is not busy
which she is
cus she work to much
to make more cash
to feed Nano pizza