Indian thread. I'm an Indian. Be honest girls, why do

>>725088232
apparently you guys all have an odor that is unpleasant to whiteys. probably diet related. good luck, indian bro

>>725088232

This is apparently posted every six hours.

>>725088232
If you're so smart, why do you poo in the loo?

Your pungent odor and broken English

>36% of employee of Microsoft

"Hello my name is Mich from customer service how may I help you?"

Indians are physically ugly, generally stupid, smell bad and have terrible personalities. Sorry bro :(

because your people shit in the streets

Why don't indians understand sarcasm?

Talked with female friends about it. You guys have a rapy reputation and act very weird with females. I've seen it happen

Sucks for normal paki guys.

>>725088232
>implying there are girls on 4chan

As if any girls would bother to explain it to a dirty stinking pencil-dick nigger indian

>>725088232
Because your fucking caste system.

>>725088232
Are those stats really surprising when 17% of all the people on earth are Indian? Compare that with the achievements of somewhere like the UK.. less than 1% of earth's population

>>725088232
Westerners find people who talk too much about themselves to be very rude or dull.
Mentioning things like your IQ will turn like 80% of people off you.

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>>725088232
Designated Shitting Streets

>>725088764
kek, it's always shitty customer service or back office support roles. the tech company I work for has a big Indian subsidiary and we've had to take over their shitty work in the past because it's so awful

P O O I N L O O

Fight me irl pajeet

>>725088232
Because Indian men are all basically autistic and are funny, silly little manchildren.

Also, take the poo to the loo.

>>725088232
I work at a bar and single Indian men are the rudest cunts I have to deal with. Stop being so fucking self entitled

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

>>725090439
It's because Indian men get treated like princes by their mothers, so they all have massive egos despite being hilarious manlets with silly accents who wear ill-fitting suits and smell like curry.

STREETS

Stop raping women and start shitting in toilets for a start.

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>>725088232
Bcuz u took are jabs!

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>>725090439
Fuck off just seriously fuck off NOW you are making me so angry by how stupid you are being to me and no respect for India you talk about poor people only okay then your country is full of degenerate cunts who piss on the street and drink alcohol to excess and vomit in taxis and throw food on the floor because it is so bad because your British food is so bad and your idiot fucks let people steal money from you and then apologise because you don't want to get arrested for offending them your women are all disgusting inbreds and the few who look half decent get treated like gods even though they are stupid because your government only protects rich foreign business owners and you guys love them because they sometimes wave a flag and point at the queen and you are so retarded and the one nuclear missle base you have is about to sink because it is so old you are so high with depression and suicide because you are trapped in debt from birth but when you want to be happy all you have to look at is blackpool fucking tower and endless grey skies if I was British I would have killed myself by now but thank god I live in beautiful India and get to laugh at your cunt life you pathetic faggot enjoy brexit

indian food give you the shits and the smells are forever stuck in your clothes

>>725090869
is this bait? who said anyone was british?

>>725090869
everyone has a stereotype, find the people that don't care and calm down. it's bad for your health. if you act this way irl that might be the reason girls don't like you.

>>725088232
>smart
>Mark Juckerburg

>I'm extremely high IQ

>I'm extremely high IQ,

alrite bro

i dont hate indians but as a femanon i do recognize they come from a misogynstic society and as such often have SOME degree of cultural brainwashing rooted in their personalities regardless of where they grew up, from their parents.

>>725090869
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>>725091055
Indians are still salty because Britain ruled them for a long time. We did give them civilisation and technology though to be fair.

>>725092354
to cotninue wha t i was saying sorry im a little tipsy

prove to them you're not desperate or have those unhealthy views. which everyone has t o an extent, just not you know, the unacceptable etxtent.

also, i really hope you are looking for indian girls and not just white one like that muslim faget who was here a few days yelling about white girls not putting out for him

>>725089105
>Sucks for normal paki guys.

kek, pakis are worse if anything - sikhs are about the only based people to come out of that whole subcontinent.

>>725088232
>extremely high iq
So figure it out for yourself Pajeet. Go back to your designated shitting street.

>>725088232
>gf is mixed indian
really should go an get myself a full blooded indian but they're hard to approach

>>725092905
can confirm sikhs are alright

>>725088232
Probably because you're an autistic mong that smells like curry.

>>725088232
Where to even start...

First of all, you all stink, BAD, mostly because you constantly suck down curry.

Secondly, you are all fugly as shit. There is no such thing as an attractive indian, this is why every single marriage in india is arranged.

Thirdly, unless you are born in the country, you have thick fucking accents that makes it impossible to understand you.

Fourthly, everyone hates indians because companies constantly outsource tech support to indians who we can't fucking understand over the phone.

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>>725093039
All these idiot non-Indian losers who think the slums represent average Indian life are literally retarded.

I have never once had to shit in the street and I've eaten spices more costly than your champagne.

You all wish you could live like me, I laugh at all you retards from my Mercedes convertible and top brand Nike sneakers. You really are pathetic if you believe the Paki propaganda that lies about India being poor, I make more in a week than some of you retards make in a day!

>>725092905
>kek, pakis are worse if anything

Not sure about that. Only known two Paki guys from uni and both were quite alright.

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>>725093347
>Fourthly, everyone hates indians because companies constantly outsource tech support to indians who we can't fucking understand over the phone.

fuck, i forgot about that too.
HAVE I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS SATISFACTORILY AND OFFERED GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE?!

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>>725093507
>I make more in a week than some of you retards make in a day
fucking kekked

I dunno bros, there's a pretty cute Indian guy at my school
He had a unobrow tho. Got him to shave it.

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>>725093507
>Indians
>Poor

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>>725088232
Because your hands smell like curry crap from wiping your asses with your hands.

>>725094524
shave? is he fucking retarded? you gotta ude tweezers to get the hair out. if you shave its gonna get reaaaaally bad.

>>725095576
It's scientifically better for the human body.

Both squatting and washing with water.

>>725093507
I bet you have a personal shitting street

I'm Indian AMA. not kidding, I'm indian.

>>725096932
Why do you all smell so bad? Like whatever happened to showers and deodorant? Is smelling bad culturally accepted in India?

>>725097067
We shower twice a day, more than a lot of Americans actually. But when you have people living in a hot af country, who are hairy af, and have large sweat glands. What do you expect? Deodorant doesn't do jackshit, trust me, I tried.

>>725096932
Why are you all so rapey?

>>725097280
Poor people rape regardless of country. We just have a larger population.

>>725088232
>"the Facebook"

Indians might be smart but you're all annoying fucktards

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>>725093507
Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.
Can you, Apu? Can you?

Monkey, too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can't you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,
Yet even he can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large,
He needs toilet size of barge.
But he is smart compared to you,
For elephant can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,
And barely rub together sticks,
When needs to go, what he do?
Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,
Feasting on discarded treats,
But when it's time for number two,
Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"
And cheats and steals all the day,
Yet he knows just what to do,
He takes his poo into the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smells so bad,
He thinks that soap is just a fad,
Yet he cries aloud, "Mon Dieu!"
And places poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end
So let's remind our Indian friend,
Unless you're stupid you already knew,
The loo is made for you to poo.

>>725097271
confirmation Indians naturally smell horrible

>>725092905
Paki was just a generic term fir hindu looking guys or however you call people with brown skin and straight and thick hair.

>>725097395
Trust me, I'm the stereotypical pajeet IT guy. I work with white people. You guys aren't much better in the heat

POO POO

>>725088232
Indian girls are fucking hot and give great head, but the hottest ones like Priyanka won't even date Indian guys. Sorry bro :(

>>725088232
most indian I see in my universities dress pretty crappy, no you don't have to dress very nice to go to classes, but it doesn't look good combining jeans and flipflops. Why do you guys always talking on the phone? Are you really this busy?

>>725088232
I love indian food it is some of the best in the world.

But some indian people are just dishonest and rude. Not all, just some.

>>725097592
problem is, you guys smell even when not "in heat". nigga dont even try to justify how you guys smell "in heat"

>>725093507
ITT: Indian fedora wearing faggot bitches about being friendzoned.

>>725090869
You want the truth? The hard truth? It's because Indian guys have a reputation for being mama's boys. Culturally, they are often raised as favored sons, spoiled rotten and are absolutely clueless when dealing with a female who actually has her own opinions. 2 things usually happen when there is a disagreement:

The Indian guy smacks the shit out of the girl just like daddy does to mommy when they all lived in Mumbai

The Indian guy becomes bewildered and childish because OMG women aren't suppose to act this way because all the females in my household literally worship the ground I walk on

The funny thing is, 9/10 the Indian guy is too physically frail and dickless to do any damage and gets his ass kicked by the girl. Also, stop using that fucking cologne. You know the one with the cloves and cardamon. Smells like someone puked in the spice aisle at Walmart.

>>725093507
this "spices more costly than your champagne" shit is copypasta worthy js

white people dont drink champagne lol

>>725098274
Except for the fact that I live in the US. I have never been told I smell and I don't even use Deodorant. No I'm not a loner or some shit, I have a lot of white friends and they would tell me if I did.

Whats with these indian threads? Are there any pajeet trying to justify their hereditary disgusting traits or something

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>>725088232
You right terrible fucking code. Rush through everything. India is chaos and 3rd world. People shit in the street and in the ocean. Your food smells terrible 80% of the time. You're loud, annoying and persistent.

Please do the needful and go back to india.

>>725098613
who drinks it then? niggers? spics? chinks?

>>725098657
Bro, I'm Indian too and the only for my brown ass to smell normal is showering twice a day and having deodorant on at all times outside.

>>725098657
sounds like you need a better friend pajeet

>>725098657
Nobody would tell you dude, but Indians do have a very particular smell about them.

Which sucks because I love Indian food but if I ate it every day I'd probably smell the same way.

Try eating pasta, rice, or healthy american food for like 3 months straight.

>>725088232

nobody wants curry niggers thats why

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>>725098877
write* I suck at typing drunk.

>>725088232
>>>725098274
>Except for the fact that I live in the US. I have never been told I smell and I don't even use Deodorant. No I'm not a loner or some shit, I have a lot of white friends and they would tell me if I did.

No, you autistic curry swilling faggot, you smell and they are too polite to tell you

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>>725090869
>your women are all disgusting inbreds

then why complain about none of them wanting you?
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Poo in the Loo btw. :)

>>725098877
lol at "do the needful". Indians always fuckin say that shit.

>>725098928
niggers because they think its white.

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>>725098966
Nope, they would. Cause they actually do tell me when I smell like shit. I.e when we hit the gym.

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>>725088232

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>>725088232

This goes to show no matter how "smart" Indians are, they still can't master shitting in a toilet like everybody else.

>>725090869
And honestly dude, I prefer basically any race other than Indians cause growing up with that kinda lifestyle made me not want any kids I may have to deal with an Indian household.

>>725099309
Jesus you are dense. Telling someone he stinks because when he's obviously sweating is not the same thing as saying he reeks of rotten curry 24/7.

Get some social knowledge Pajeet. This is why people avoid you autistic pakis asses

If u guys were standing and talking in front of me like bad about indians ....oooo i juat cant imagine what i would do to you...u would have admitted at hospitals for years.....remember ..u talked to me its allright ..dont ever cm to talk like this to a indian....he will break all ur bones in ur body....every shot beatings given by indianns is like lightning ....be ware u bleddy fuck guys....ok bye go fuck all ur own nation....only meant for who talk bad about india

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>>725088232
You are a worthless race. Your country cant even afford toilets. You drink cow piss and worship rats. The only thing more worthless than a Punjab is a fucking nigger. Kill yourself faggot.

>>725098613

It's already copypasta, I wrote it weeks ago and love that I'm seeing people copy it every time India is mentioned. This is likely as good as my life is ever going to get.

>>725097367
horribly underrated post

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>>725099621
Spoken like a true street shitting curry stinking indian. I hope you get bad Dehli Belly in the middle of the night and have to run to the shitting street.

>>725099559
They definitely would tell me, because they have told me much worse before. I'm not autistic. We do so much shit together that there is no way they would not tell me.

>>725088232
>founder pentium chip

lmao this infographic is retarded like yeah there are 1.6 billion indians...a few run a couple big companies


wooooowowwww

>>725099806
you know we're not talking about native americans, right?

My question is what are you trying to prove with this thread cause all the point you made make you seem like any over pretentious Indian that comes to America thinking they're the shit. I'm Indian too and if anything that makes me feel like you're the posterboy for stereotypes.

>>725099621
pajeet you need to be 18 to browse 4chan

>>725098989
"Healthy american food"

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>>725099621
>pajeet can't even english

>>725099621
bruh I eat spices worth more than your what the fuck are you talking about

>>725100015
nice quote newfag

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>>725088232
I bet half of these street shitters had forged degrees lol. You're inbred mother and father are probably here because they lied on their resume

i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish shithead. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

>>725099881
I'm brown and Indian. The country in Asia. Trust me, I do know what smell you're talking about. I have it, but it only surfaces when I sweat, otherwise, you don't smell it from me. These guys are good buddies of mine and we are straight with each other. We tell as is.

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>>725100171
Ok Susan.

>>725100171
pajeet fuck off already go learn how to POO IN THE LOO

>>725088232
Lmao native Americans are the real Indians. Fuck sand niggers

>>725088232
Because you smell like shit and nobody would ever want to eat with you.
You are one step above sand nigger but you don't have snow flake status because people that kinda looked like you thousands of years ago didn't have it as bad as somebody else.
Also you fuckers are rude as shit.
Everytime I meet an indian person they are rude little nigger shit stain faggots.
Not a joke

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>>725088232
100% of Microsoft Windows Microsoft Support scammers are from india.

Why is your entire country a degenerate shithole, then?

>>725100308
not even a pajeet but this is just too stupid to quote. gr8 b8 m8

>>725088232
Why are her nips so huge XD http://www.streamboobs.com

I don't know what all these other guys are saying about being Indian being a good thing but it fucking sucks. Try getting in a decent relationship with the fact that your upbringing basically screws you over before you start.

>>725100171
i am also indian and let me tell you, indian food is actually a great thing. we have nice food and we bad food. just like any race. I for 1 am a great cook, have great friends, and i cook for every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that cook for me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best cooks you can have.

>>725088232
>1 in 5 in the world in indian.
>surely you can find an indian girl - or are you that beta?

>>725100308
Doesn't even know that Columbus called them Indians cause he thought he reached the east indies.

>>725088232
Calm down Pajeet

Stale bait

>>725093507
>I make more in a week than some of you make in a day
So many keks

>>725101238
so fucking true
all indian men are creepy as fuck

>>725100708
Not Indian but, I wish Indian cuisine was more common in USA.

No matter how successful or rich you are, girls dating anyone who isnt white is dating an inferior race

>>725102449
kek
jews have have the highest iq average
get fucked cumskin


:^)

statistically Indians have tiny dicklets, you have to get good with your tongue