State your job, salary, and age. I'll start: Chef

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>>725075869
sandwich artist
$8.75/hour
43

>>725075869
Sanitation engineer
8.25/hr
32

>>725075869
>chef
>at Wendys

that's a good one

>>725076091
hi, newfag. welcome to 4chink

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Master of the custodial arts
9.25/hr
39

End of sale product placement and packaging scientist.
9.00 per hour
28

Lowe's Inventory Technician Specialist
$10.75 an hour
31
fml

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>>725076264
Forgot pic

>>725076289
Stay in school, kids

>>725075869
Graphic Designer
60k/year
32

>>725076379
Damn. U rich

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FT3 on an ohio class submarine
~35k/yr + food + housing + healthcare
>ama about navy or subs

>>725075869
RF and Digital Electronics Technician
$34.56/hour

>>725076440
i spend 90% of my day in my office watching youtube videos and downloading porn. tis the life

Nothing
Government Disability
$1,000 a month FOR FREE

>>725076497
If I'm not that hungry, would you recommend that I get the 12 inch and just take half of it home to put in the fridge and eat later? I mean that would save money right?

Security System Technician
$25/hr (will go up after we get unionized)
45

>>725076543
>$34.56/hour
at least make up a better pay rate

>>725076264
>>725076310
kek/10
i feel like the title is more degrading than the actual job

>>725076597
frank gallahger
how do you live on 1k a month?

>>725076652
I make 78910 a year

Game Programmer
€70/h
27

>>725076652

Sorry, but I'm not kidding.

>>725076617
fucking duh
its $6 all month
its like $.50 more for the 6"
you'd be stupid not to do that

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>>725075869
Maybe you can help since your a chef and have a career. How does my resume look? I have been handing it out all week.

>>725075869
Last job I worked:
>Swimming teacher for kids 4-13
>$15.48/hour - $480.31/month
>15 to 19

>>725076652
>I've never had a job before: the post

a lot of companies do like 6 cent raises or 1 percent a year and you get weird amounts

>>725076862
this looks like shit
why would you include your gpa at all if youre not rocking a high 3+
formatting is trash
2/10 would not call back

>>725076862
that's perfect

>>725076833
Ok thanks. That's great insight. I'll do this.

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work from home, process internet orders and customer service stuff.

$15/hr
>pyjama dress code

>>725075869
Military Pilot
~$100K/yr
32

>>725076862
you need to pad that up a bit bro. that looks like a template completed by a 19yo

>>725076937
>a lot of companies do like 6 cent raises or 1 percent a year and you get weird amounts

yeah, maybe a lot of shit companies

Refinery Operator
36 something/hr 100k+/yr
26

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>>725075869
DATA COLLECTION THREAD

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>make fake craigslist post for the exact job you want
>make fake simplyhired post for the exact job you want
>steal the best of every good resume

>>725076862

Are you serious?

...work in team <- Stupid

Why not use the correct grammar? Who wants to hire an illiterate?

Is it GPA or GPa?

>>725077079
i'm pretty certain all data ITT is false

>>725077062
yeah like human beings most companies are shit, because they're operated by human beings

>>725077037
what do you fly?

>>725075869
PH.D. in Math
$300k/yr stating
23

Test engineer
140k, add rental income 10k [net]
34

IT architect for some large faceless corporate
$110k p/a
32

>>725076862
I really hope that you're trolling and that this is not your resume because this is the shittiest resume I've ever seen in my life. If this is the best you can do, hire a professional to do it for you. I'm not being rude I'm trying to be helpful.

>>725077198
what do you test

>>725077159
i love my job :)

Prof. Fapper 4 chan and 0.0001 a fap

>>725077247
large sized butt plugs

>>725077084
youre an evil mastermind

>>725076862


Try, "... work as part of a team."

>>725077252
>love
>job
what a cuck

>>725077124
I'm trying to stand out so I'm not forgettable and hired

>>725077166
Currently the T-6 (primary trainer), formerly the C-130

>>725077247
Cable TV related equipment

>>725077314
no i'm an unemployed collecting disability neet autistic zilch

>Divorcee
>$150k / year
>50 y/o

>>725077031
Where did you get this gig?

>>725077386
oh why do cable tv companies make such dog shit boxes?

HERS Rater/ BPI Analyst
$200/hr
21

>test engineer
>$150k/year
>45
>test products on babies

>>725077357

You'll end up standing up outside without a job.

>>725075869
Palliative Care Nurse (registered)

$35 per hour

42

>>725077332
>what a cuck

you sure are. :)

Professional Sign Holder/Waver
Minimum wage
Florida

anal fissure sutcherer
1,000,000/year
12

>>725077511
whats your point

>>725077454
I blame government regulations
Also blame lack of competition which doesn't really drive us to produce military grade settop boxes

>>725077525
what's min wage in florida these days?

>>725076993
Thanks

>>725077525
>Florida
of course. you're white trash.

>>725077361
AF? t-6 are cool little planes. always wanted to fly a fighter.

>>725077630
atop its head

>>725077078
That's a lot of OT

>>725077601
U create anal fissure

Freshman student.
If we go by hours I attend school I make $577/hr.

>>725077472
What should I fix?

>>725077079
pfff

railroad conductor
40 Canadian rupees/hour, more depending on class of service.
29

Freelance Writer
$50-$250 per submission
19

Medical Sales 450K-550K depending on bonus. 44yo

>>725077665
Yes, AF, the T-6 is pretty awesome and plenty sporty for me.

Fighter Pilots are some of the hardest working people I've met, they work very hard to be as good as they are at their jobs.

>>725075869
Clubber of seals
$13 per pelt
40

>>725077196
A PHD in Math shouldn't get you that kind of pay.

>>725077854
Jesus what do you sell CT machines?

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>>725077913

Operating Room nurse circulator
base pay $25 - plus shift differentials + seasonal pay extra $15
25

>human resources office administrstion
>18.73
>26

>>725077418
Marry me

>>725077934
He meant pre highschool diploma and no pay

>>725077443
company wanted to close north american call center & outsource to india!
>keep some of the best whiteys to ensure customer service doesnt crumble
it crumbled a bit, bye bye offshore lol

No - we sell almost everything. Straight commission - 15 years in the same job and territory.

professional snot eater

I work for free...it's a labor of love

19

>>725078055
I'd lose my alimony, sorry :(

>>725078154
Then just be my lover

>>725077856
I can imagine. Friend of a friend blah blah i heard got to fly f-15s in the af but stopped cause he ended up going blind in one eye. vision came back. turns out it was stress so he went to somthing like a c-130. I have shitty eyes and a poor academic history so it was never really in the cards for me.

>>725078154
let me be a live in servant

>>725078119
What's the name of your company?

My college roommate was a complete disaster - ended up being a top gun instructor based out of Japan for the airforce. It is possible.

>>725078330
Fuck off I was talking to her first

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>>725075869

Top pay for our burger chef is 8.75. I will get to the bottom of this.

Bob Johnson
Wendy's
Quality is our recipe.

One Dave Thomas Boulevard, Dublin, OH, 43017

designer
$110k per year
41

>>725077659
lol only a poor person/tourist would think florida sucks
it's literally the best place in the USA if you have money and can live in a private community on the ocean (assuming you like the beach and not wilderness)

>>725078095
I'm kind of in the same situation. Company tried to outsource our jobs to India, and they were pretty shit at it, so they hired white people in the US to do the more high profile stuff. And this is why I have a job.

>>725078641
Naples Florida was just ranked the #1 happiest place in America again. Try affording it though.

Brembo homer michigan
19.48 hr.
26

>>725078621
what kind of designer?

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>>725078466

>>725078729
>Naples is one of the wealthiest cities in the United States, with the sixth highest per capita income in America,[5] and the second highest proportion of millionaires per capita in the US.[6] Real estate is among the most expensive in the country, with houses for sale in excess of $40 million.

money buys happiness lol

Sales Manager, 42, base $170,000, total around $300,000.

>>725075869
Car wash attendant
$8.25/hourly+$30-$200/day
26

>>725076862
Pathetic really

>>725078918
Wat

>>725076862
wouldn't even hire as bathroom attendant/10

>>725079031
OK maybe I shouldn't of asked I thought it looked really professional

Equipment operator
16.05
29

Politician, Author, Father and a Real Estate Magnet
10 billion net worth
70

>>725079514
Maye for a third grader

>>725079086
Tips.

>>725079803
You don't know what your talking about I did a good job I don't have to take this

Jk i feel bad didnt mean to hurt ur feelings. Just google good resume formats. Yours is good enough tho

>>725080322
I hope this kid didnt kill himself over a comment on a shitty resume.

>>725076497
How far could sonar travel on the bottom of the ocean. 27 nautical miles or more?

>>725081304
over 9000

>>725075869
Recently fired
Recently kicked out of the military

>>725081383
And that curves around the earth or just keeps going because its flat as fuck

>>725081748
What retarded shit did you do?

Culinary Technician
Brenda's Diner
$5ph

First job at 16 was Wendys. Started at $7.10 an hour
Current age 29, never unemployed
Licensed Electrician @ $37 an hour
Still not enough money after uncle sam gets his cut

Technical Installation Supervisor
$22.20/Hour and
Landlord
$1,360/Month
35

C-level in entertainment
650.000 per year plus 300-500k bonus

Retail Dishonest Shitbag Detainer
$19/h
20

28 NEET

>>725076782
Whats that in Pesos?

>>725076310

Met Market? You live in Seattle fag?

i post ads on social media
$100 for my least paying sponsor, $1,000 for my highest paying sponsor
i'm 18

>>725075869

IT Systems Engineer
$120k/yr
32

>>725081909
Besides being born?

>>725082497
What does it feel like being literal cancer?

>>725082643
it feels euphoric

>>725082602
Don't beat yourself down anon. All you need to do is change.

Forklift driver/storeman
25€/hour
21

>>725079693
You're a magnet?

Grad student, planetary science/teaching assistant

$1200/month

Would be kind of crap considering I can put in 80 hours of research work a week easily but my tuition is waived, so I cannot complain at all

>>725080087
Oh ok gotcha

>>725075869
Overnight fresh cleaner at Walmart
$11.22/hour
26

>>725076652
>if i make it weird and oddly specific, they'll think its for real!!

>>725082496
No Austin, just googled a pic

>>725076568
how'd you get into that?
I took graphic design in high school but thought I wouldn't like it.

>>725082861
Hes rare earth

McDonalds employee, been there for like a month. 8.70 USD/hour

>>725080322

This is bait. No one would ever post a resume like this.

On the 0.000000001% it is real kill your self. You're taking oxygen from us successful people.

Oh and my job.

> Beer Sales Rep
> $70k, incentives (won a scooter, trip to Vegas, and a fridge last year), and all the beer I can drink

Software engineer. $150k

Technician for reconstruction company
$56,000 salary, which translates to about $26 an hour 40 hours a week, although i work less usually.
28 anõs

>>725082900
Buy real estate, being a landlord allows passive income that if you keep growing that you can retire on your own terms

>>725083216
Ooh, he's strong

Marketing Specialist
50k a year plus bonuses and other perks
30

>>725075869
>chef
>Wendy's
Come on, stop fucking around.

>>725076862
Is this real?

I hope you're fucking with us. This is shit.

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C.N.C. operator/programmer.
£10.75 / hr
$13.08 / hr

Unlimited overtime at time and a half

>>725083516
> This is /b/; be serious!

>>725083354

Actually something I've been seriously considering since I'll be in this for the long haul (almost done with master's and then on to phd and post-docs)

Could be nearly a decade until I'm salaried faculty at a university and Im 25 currently. so finding lasting residual income in the meantime is a MUST for me

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Garbage/b/ro
22/hr
24

>>725078154
You know the rules - Tits or gtfo
>50 y/o
Meh, rules are rules...

Also engineering manager semiconductor
200k base +
40yo

>>725082744
Beat myself down?
I live for this shit!

>>725083216
Wish he was earth (6')

Gutter Installer
55k+/yr
24

>>725075869
IT, State University, 65k/yr, Union, State Employee, awesome vacation/sick/healthcare, State pension. Supposed to work 40hrs/week, do about 15hrs of real work, rest of time surf web/fuck off...only HS education (IT certs out the ass) ....feels good

Machinist

$42.67/hr

ample OT available so $150k/year is doable

27

Floor Hand
9.50/hr
19

>>725084950
Let me try this:
>Window foot
>950
91

Financial Analyst
$70,000
22