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It's Friday I got paid and I'm feeling good today,

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It's Friday I got paid and I'm feeling good today, so how are you anons doing today? Let's have a nice smooth thread where we talk about each others day and chime in on eachothers problems.
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buy me a game and ill love you forever anon
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i had a good day
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>>725067408
Ill think about it
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>>725067461
Care to elaborate why it was good?
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>>725067473
while youre at it op
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Time to let the meat baby loose.
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>>725067473
if you are going to my steam acc is: Prepare to get meme'd
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>>725067542
I had pizza watched the big lez show ,always sunny in Philadelphia didnt have much to do
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>>725067314
sup OP
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I'm grabbing my meat baby and getting a hotel room for the weekend.
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>>725067691
Pretty much did the same. Had California pizza and watched some drifting clips from Noriyaro
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>>725067740
Sup anon
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anyone wanna be friends on steam
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>>725067800
Its just the simple things
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I got a lot of overtime in today and have a fuck buddy coming by tonight. Tomorrow I'm going to extract a bunch of Deemster for a camping trip next weekend. Life is good at the moment.
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>>725067901
right?
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just came from this thread

feeling pretty good
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any one wanna good time and hasnt seen it I strongly recommend you catch up

https://www.youtube.com/user/guitarfingerz2112
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>>725067921
Sounds fun m8, have a good one tonight
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>>725068001
OP here, damn I should pay more attention when browsing the catalog
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so whats the weather like op
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I got called gay today but otherwise it was a good day.
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>>725068077
Thanks mang, you too.
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any one got skype?
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>>725067314
so op what happend, are you done thinking honey? <3
steam acc is: Prepare to get meme'
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>>725068246
Nice and cool here in Cali, just smoking a blunt and talking to you fellers.
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>>725068001

ME too. I wanted to post it but it said duplicate file, lol.

I came home from school at 7:28PM exactly, ate a yoghurt while listening to a podcast and then started reading pic related.

I dont go out to parties and clubs and shit... One part of me is saying I should get out there and talk to women, get confidence and get laid, but another part of me is too afraid.

But I'm improving myself and I hope that one day the stars will align.

Have a nice one, /b/.
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Weekend party in the woods
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>>725068270
Wait wait wait, you're NOT gay?
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>>725068436
Prepare to get meme'd*
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>>725068245
well since I didn't get a chance to say it in the other thread, thank you. Reading that really did help
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>>725067314
>tfw got payyyed today
>tfw went on first actual date in fucking forever wednesday with qt3.14 I been talking to for a couple weeks
>tfw I think she actually likes me
Only problem is we work like opposite fucking hours right now but I might go harass her a bit tomorrow while she was working and I think she's trying to do something Sunday night.

It's nice not currently being a completely worthless NEET.
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>>725068452

And by pic related I mean the wholesome awesome thread that the other Anon posted already.

OP was dubbed OPhelia and she's based. Godspeed to her.

Btw, I'm going to bed now. Good night. OPhelia gave a me a good mood and want to end the day with a good mood.
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>>725068436
That heart made me not want to buy you a game, I'm sorry anon but why did you have to wierd me out
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>>725068462
My man, gets some.
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>>725068696
im sorry :[
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I haven't slit my wrists yet, so I guess it was a good day for me too.
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>>725068452
Just say Fuck it anon, go for it, what do you have to lose if we are all gonna die one day? Might as well just live your life in the fast lane man, don't let your anxiety control your life
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>>725068815
Get an exit bag and helium.
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>>725068815
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having a good day. picked out a newer car for myself and get to pick it up friday.
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>>725068815
Want a reason to live? Here's one, I think you're a cool person anon and would hate to see another /b/ro fall to the blade.Take it how you want, but your life has value
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feeling good. I would of been paid today but my last day of my previous job was Monday so Ive been off most of this week. I was supposed to fulfill the entire week because I gave 2 week notice last monday but the replacement I trained was ready to start sooner and I had shit to do this week anyway so I left sooner. new job starts monday and I'm excited but its supposed to be shitty whether next week so thats going to suck.
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>>725069099
faggot
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>>725068815
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I got rejected by a girl, this week has been shit. I'm glad to hear your guys' days have been good though, its nice to see some positivity
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>>725068815
Keep holding out /b/ro.

I'm >>725068618 and I'm 27 and haven't gotten any pussy since a crazy girl when I was 18 and now this cute Latina girl a couple years older than me who isn't a complete psycho or bum actually seems to be into me. She got burned and finally wants the nice guy I think. After that first lil date she seems really into it but just wants to go slow with what happened before.

I'll be just as depressed as you when it falls apart tho.
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>>725069111
Op here, nice trips btw, good luck at your new job anon.
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got up at 1pm, took shower, got dressed, strapped on my gun, went to walmart, got some doritos, am now eating doritos and wasting the rest of my day on 4chams
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>>725069200
can we make this the new thing
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>>725068936

I'm slowly but surely realizing that, Anon.

It just seems super awkward and creepy to approach girls in random places like my uni bar. Almost asked this girl to let me sit down next to her before turning 360 and running away.

But I'll get there, I hope. I want to feel a young soft body of a university student and a feel the young passionate love that I missed out on in high school.
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>>725069190
If Trying helping someone means I'm a faggot then go ahead and call me that.
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>>725069247
Did they have Mountain Dew on sale?
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>>725067314
Tough work week, deal with lots of issues but killed it as always. GF is PMS rage mode, don't want to deal with it again. Might drink myself into stupidity.

Good thing I'm awesome.
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>>725068060
Pretty good, thanks for shilling
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>>725069069
Im planning to get a "new" car as well, I'm in the market for a Nissan Silvia 13
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>>725069311
Lel good luck man. Those college girls are exactly the same as high school chicks, so you aint gonna do shit there unless you totally change up your approach compared to what you did in HS.
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>>725069469
good choice.
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>>725069240

thanks OP

I also have a shit ton of weed I want to vape but I'm waiting till my first week at the new job is done with just to play it safe that there are no drug tests. I already signed all the paper work for the position and it seems like there wont be but its the start of my career so I don't want to fuck anything up for dumb reasons.
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>>725068245
>tfw skipped the Toaster Steve Thread because I thought it was bait
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>>725069224
>when it falls apart
Don't build expectations, living in the now helps keep relationships on track.
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>>725069523
I don't plan to missile it out and drift it like a retard, I just want a good looking classic car I can use as a daily, plus I just love the way an SR20 sounds.
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>>725069331
i dk, i got a pallet last time i was at sams club, still have about 1/2 of it
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I fix printers for a living. Saw my first HP M477 today. I want to find and choke the shit out of the engineers what designed that filthy piece of shit. Tear down and rebuild the bloody thing to replace the fuser? Great way to rack up an hour or more of labor. I like the p4515 better. Open the back, flip two latches, pull fuser, push new one in place, close up back. 15 minute minimum charge and I can stop for coffee on way back to shop.
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>>725069339
>PMS rage mode
Just eat her out, earn your red wings.
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>>725069731
I wish I knew what you were talking about anon
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>>725068001
That thread was amazing. Last I saw we are to refer to her as OPhelia.

She's very fucking cool.

Also, that's how I spent lots of my afternoon - following that thread. Also watched movie Warhorse.

Have a good weekend anons and OP.
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>>725069954
Op here, have a good one anon, I'm still salty I missed that thread
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>>725069672
that's a sick daily ride. keep it clean styles and people will be turning heads..

I chose a 00 mustang gt convertible and don't regret it. next will be back to my love of nissan and into a 370z.
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>>725069807
>earn your red wings
Maximum kek
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>>725069807

already have them. she wont come close to me tonight.
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>>725069616
I am an alcoholic trying to self taper through withdrawals.
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>>725068685
Aye 'tis true. OPhelia's the best!!!
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>>725069616
Yeah I know. I could tell pretty early that she wanted to go slow so I'm tryin to stick with that. Like last weekend, she was workin all by herself until 11pm and I went over by her and chilled for a couple hrs. First time really talkin besides 20min small talk but I already had gotten her number and texted a bunch. But when we were both leaving, went in for a little friendly hug that you do with girls and she was a little hesitant because of shit in the past.

Anyway at the end of that lil date night shit, she ran in for the real big hug and seemed stoked that I didn't end up being a creep like last dude. Then yesterday my truck (drive a semi doin deliveries) breaks down like 5min from her work and I had to wait like 2hrs for a tow and she was offering to come pick me up n bring me over to hang out where she works. Then gettin random texts from her like "what u eatin for dinner?" and "what you watching on TV?" and I want to tell her just to come thru but dont want to act like I'm pushin for pussy.
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>>725070159
I plan on doing a two tone look, dark beige on the bottom and a white pearl on the top, with some nice watanabes or some te37s, but I'm not trying to spend 4 grand on rims lol
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>>725070159
>370z
Nissan for life man
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>>725069493

Remind me of his movie line lol https://youtu.be/wknywxfcE5M

I dindu shit in HS. Some of the guys who I am in contact with still make fun of me when they ask me how's it going with girls.

>>725069672

I saw an S15 Silvia today! It was white and loud. Love me some 90's JDM.

>>725069954

Yes, OPhelia. Shit was great. Made me feel better, too.
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>>725070250
Get her some chocolate, bitches love chocolate.
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>>725069111
What's your new job tripsfag?
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>>725070424
hope you can find a good one without rust..

I have a 93 sitting in the bush rusting out.. maybe one day ill fix it up.
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>>725070577
I wish I could get an s15 here in cali but those Bitches are illegal here untill 2025
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>>725070603
or it can explode and be like 'omg you want me to get fatter?? fuck you anon' in which case ill just keep drinking..
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>>725070639
OP here, Are you near Cali and trying to sell the shell? Like I said I'm in the market and even a restoration isn't a problem for me
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>>725070668
get gtr
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>>725070768
toronto canada fag here.
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>>725070668

I wish I was in California.

I want to visit the state and travel from North to South via PCH.
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>>725070800
Built not bought m8, or else I would, I mean I just want something I can look at and say "yea I built that"
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>>725070577
Just give it a few more years and maybe you will end up like me finding a pretty and nice 33 year old divorced girl who is sick of asshole Chads and wants a nice guy.
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>>725069493
People don't grow up anymore. Males and females.
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>>725070397
>dont want to act like I'm pushin for pussy
Then don't, if she asks about dinner go get it with her. Being honest is good too.
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>>725070926
attaboy. blood sweat and tears! (worst investment money wise but excellent investment pride wise!!)
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>>725070919
I used to cruise the PCH when my old Datsun sunny truck was running, shit was cash man.
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>>725070967
and deal with all her past psychological bullshit. cuz that's what happens there!
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>>725071027
I have an SR20 engine that only has 25k original miles, so I pretty much have the heart, all I need is a good looking shell, some nice wheels and some good coilovers. So I doubt investment wise Ill be in the shit
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>>725067314
My girlfriend left me...but i am kinda ok....i missed the damn steam sales....but it's ok went to gym now listening some music, how bout you?
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>>725071273
Just smoking some bud and watching drifting videos, sorry for your break up. That shit sucks
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>>725071229
factor in the time.. that's what really gets you. worth it? always.

Plus.. you'll want to turbo it. then twin turbo.. then better intercooler.. then bigger exhaust and heads.. then you'll fry a ring and curse then rebuild.. it always happens lol
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>>725070733
Eeeh, yeah, sound like giving her space is the right idea then. I always try to destroys my women when they're on the rag. Foot rubs, comfort food, and orgasms. I'm a damn vampire though, I love digging into that bloody pussy.
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>>725071383
ty for support. this has become a monthly thing, i try to get better at it.. but its hard.
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>>725070967

Happy for you.

I don't know what life has in store for me. Let's hope for the best and work hard towards it.

You know, my only friend here - living in a different country atm - she says that I am not the type of person to get those basic club bitches. She's said she's gonna help me, lol.

>>725071048

Nice.

Envious. Envious of the coastal and canyon roads, weather and car culture. But not the speed limits.
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>>725070091
I was the one that bugged for pussy pic and feel accomplished. So that was also part of my day. I guess if I hadn't someone else would have.

Hopefully you'll have more opportunities to find OPhelia around.
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>>725067314
Been working now 3 weeks on 12 hour shifts, where i cant leave the plant, and working 2-3 weeks more. Feels bad man but the sheckles
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>>725071525

I was in that thread, too. Good times.
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>>725071450
Yeah, she sounds difficult. Is she good the rest of the month? Maybe you could ask about how to act with her on her period when she is done with this one.
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>>725071356
Honestly call me a pussy but I wanna keep it NA, I want the engine to last and like I stated earlier I wanna just use it as a daily, maybe I might just get an HKS turbo and run it at a comfortable 20 PSI. I'm still in planning process but I have the money to do it
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>>725071355
meh it;s better in a way she was beautiful but damn bitch was stalking me like no tommorow i bet if was walking with mom she would ask me if i fucked her...
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>>725067691
Chris?
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>>725071672
Wow, sounds like you dodged a missle anon, good on you
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>>725071626
im going to have to do something. she's AMAZING for all other times. just gets off track every month. she always knows she did it after the fact.. it's just when it's the bad time, it's BAD. ugh.
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>>725070989
Yeah ik. She shares an apartment with some girl who has a kid so when she's at home she just watches Hulu on her tablet and I just want her to know I wouldn't mind somebody next to me on my couch watching the 60" TV in the 2000sq ft house.

>>725071121
I heard the story and she honestly seems pretty sane by woman standards.
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guys 4chan getting popular since the elections everyone know 4chan.. so how can i proof the people im an oldfag? they don't believe me
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>>725071633
go turbo right away. you're going to do it anyways. just make sure you get a good computer and dial the boost down just a tad so it isn't dangerous.. and make sure your blowoff valve is high-quality.... a buddy just blew his 400+ hp b18 up bceause the valve didnt open..
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>>725068815
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>>725071773
lol if sane, go for it. its worth it to fall.

she'll come over if you call her and offer netflix and chill.
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>>725071846
Would you recommend those electric blow off valves (at least I think that's what it is) and yea I might as well just turbo youre right. What's the point of owning an S chassis with no boost lol
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>>725067314
hey happy-rich-anon How much you got , can i ask you for a game? something cheap but only if you got more than 800$

Btw my day started with going late to school sitting there bored for 5 hours then home feed my doggo and gato, on april it's my gato's birthday so i'm gonna buy him something nice then i've gone out with a few friends drank some beer and home take a shower and now listening to songs (1:19 AM ) here
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>>725071985
just get greddy or hks or other high end name and you'll be fine...
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>>725071780
op here, been on here since 2008, from what I've learned the true old fags just go about their day and don't announce the "old fag" status like it means something. Just make references from the ol days and youll be fine anon.
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>>725071748
Well that's good to hear, I was worried she was kind of a cunt in general. Good luck with her.
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>>725072071
Yea I planned on going HKS from the get go. Thanks for the input based anon.
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>>725067314
>chime in

I just ate some ramen. Cook it, pour off the soup/water, add a shit ton of fresh black pepper... eating felt good, and I love black pepper.
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>>725072201
i hope your dream ride comes true and soon!
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>>725072240
Op here, I get stoned too much and I over salt or prepper my shit, how do you eat that shit without sneezing your eyeballs out?
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>>725072136
why do u do it yourself?
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>>725072191
i think she had bad experiences before me. but im of the awesome variety so she's gotten rid of most of it.. cept the hormonal thing.
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>>725071981
Yeah man trust me I really watch out for the crazy ones because I made that mistake in the last but this girl might actually be an adult who learned and grew from the situation instead of turning insane.

I really asked questions and looked for the signs and she has been passing the tests.
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>>725067314
So tired of being lonely. I don't want to be lonely anymore.

I want to travel the world with a couple of /b/astards and get super fucked up the whole time
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>>725072015
>Can i scab off you like a fucking leech
No, go fuck yourself kiddo.
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>>725072285
Thanks anon, I'm working hard as fuck for it
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>>725071780
This guy >>725072136 is right. I've been here around the same amount of time. Oldfag status is realizing it doesn't matter how long you've been here, anonymity is the idea.
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>>725072405
perfect. you must know the crazy-hot matrix. call her up and get her over to your place. take it easy if she's worth it.
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>>725072285

Yeah, man, good luck with the car and enjoy the shit out of it without killing yourself AND the bank account. Car modding is a slippery slope... First-hand experience lol
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>>725072240
Try adding equal parts peanut butter and coconut milk, or sesame oil to the top of the broth. Hnnng
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>>725072613
OP here, this anon gets it. Thats really all you have to do, just heed my advice m8
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>>725072613
but newfags should respect me for the hardwork i did in the past to create new memes and starting meme wars they growup with the stuff we oldfags did in the past
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>>725072802
anons come, anons go, only og stays
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>>725072895
And that's the burden we have to live with but in the end we all know it was us old fags who started the /b/ space program, and nothing the newfags bring can top that.
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>>725072653
I'll mention it tomorrow or Sunday we're supposed to chill and do somethin she wants when she is done with work. Wed was the first time we really hung out with neither of us working and it def made her more trusting so this will help on Sunday as long as I don't rape and murder her.
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>>725072541
Sounds like fun time, sorry if you're feeling lonely, I've been through it
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Good thread guys. Thanks OP.
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>>725073093
see there u go getting excited and blowing your load quickly and raping and murdering her....

slow down and rape her for the rest of her life.. it's a gift that keeps on giving. besides, getting rid of bodies is a lot of work..
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>>725073221
OP here, no problem anon, I try my best to make time for threads like this, im either working or fixing my car up most of my days.
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>>725072979
feels bad man
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>>725072895
Satisfaction comes from within.
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OP here, Before the thread gets 404d, I just wanna thank all you anons for taking the time to talk to me and keeping the thread chill, Even though we all call eachother niggers, faggots, spooks and other shit, in the end we're all family, love ya cunts
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>>725073399
old goodtimes
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>>725073811
fag. (good thread)
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>>725073243
Lel exactly. It takes a lot of effort not to be texting her all night long but I'm doin it just enough to let her know I'm down to make this a thing whenever she is.
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>>725073923
i remember those stages... good times... gotta apply the pressure but not too much to be a warning sign. you have good things coming your away anon.
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>>725073811

Got Dubs even.

Yeah, man, same here. Another chill thread this evening. Love you all.
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>>725074177
Checked my dubs and received dubs, I'm spooked
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>>725074304
im going to buy beer. i hope to find anons again for a good thread.
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>>725074402
Ill be making threads like this more often, it's up to you fags to get them going and get people in here. I was supposed how fast the thread lit up today though lol
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>>725074402
bb
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>>725074520
ill be looking for the pepe.

we'll see if gf comes home good or bad to determine how long i stay. after beer run.
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>>725074402
Also crack one for me /b/ro, I quit drinking after I got my new job
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>>725073864
Fuck, just seeing the old interface takes me back.
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>>725074615
Thatll be my trademark then anon, I'll just post the feels good Pepe everytime I make these then. Also it makes sense since I want everyone to have a good time
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>>725074633
i have more screenshots most of them 8+ years old
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>>725074782
OP Here, please post, I'm in the mood for some nostalgia.
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>>725074880
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Hola ¡Saludos desde Ecuador¡
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>>725074880
you know that guy?
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>>725075062
>What the fuck
This was what I lived for back in those days, I'm fucking choking on my soda.
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This never happens.

$^%&% %*&^*& %*&^&* %*&^ (&)(*64&^%0 %$&^%*(&(*%$6&*%*&^&*7*)&^&*(^
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>>725075175
You talking about this?
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>>725075071
OP aqui, hola amigo.
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>>725075348
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>>725075526
Fuuuuckckkk, I couldn't believe that. I wasn't in the thread but my friend had screenshotted it for me.
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>>725074117
I hope so. I hope so. I just don't want to get friendzoned or some bullshit but I don't think that's the case with this. I just want to at least get a lil cuddle or grope session in so I know 110% that aint the case at all.

Girls are always gonna be girls tho and a little tough to read. It was funny today when I stopped by and saw her since she works with her best friend and the friend is tryin to get me say she's my girlfriend but I wouldn't do it after one real date. Gotta play those cards right where she knows I'm into it but I'm not completely obsessed.
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yesterday was one of the best days ive had in a long while. it was a really good day and i felt happy throughout it. today has been the complete opposite. it was a shitty day in general, and when i got home i was feeling depressed so i decided to fap to cheer myself up. 15 mins in and my mum bursts and catches me red handed beating my meat. i closed the tabs and ran out of the room overcome with guilt and shame. dont know what to do. cheer me up /b/
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>>725075736
Maybe this will help, the more you stare at it the funnier if gets.
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Hola Amigo casi muy poco vengo ¿Dé donde eres?
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>>725071690
yes
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>>725075904
California, yo no habla mucho espanol, compermiso amigo.
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>>725075936
op here, no way you know eachother
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>>725075857 thanks anon
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Today was one of my shittiest days, although that shit seems commonplace at this point.. Just found out my Uncle has a collapsed lung today after being in the hospital on and off for shit hes battled dealing with type 1 diabetes.. Fuckin' splendid.
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>>725076142
OP here, sorry for your uncle man, my grandpa just had his third heart attack and I'm kinda losing it, he taught me everything I know today. I hope your uncle has a speedy recovery
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>>725076142

anon, this really put my day ( >>725075736 ) into perspective. hope your uncle recovers.
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>>725076124
Im OP, but no prob anon. Man do I miss IDs on /b/ sometimes.
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>>725072895
I'm a respectful newfag. Even though I'm 44. Still, only been around for a few years. Thanks for the memes and the general parlance and cadence that /b/ has.
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>>725076355
haha yeah. thanks op, this thread has cheered me up.
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>>725076383
If youre 44 I can accept you as an old fag, unless you're a grand wizard and haven't gotten laid then I take that back.
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>>725073221
Nice catto, fag.

Haha, my spell checker changed fag to fagget. Too much /b/.
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>>725076464
No prob anon, I try my best to help some /b/ros with these threads.
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>>725074620
right after i finish my burger. beer acquired
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>>725074744
this one still a go. beer acquired.
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>>725076601
keep up the good work op
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>>725075704
you're in this for real. you'll do it.. just put it out there, put a move on her.. remember the 90-10 rule from hitch and go.
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gonna sleep now. good night /b/rothers
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>>725076662
OP here, what beer you downing? I might just say Fuck it and grab a case later. Any recommendations?
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>>725076944
tonight is my goto - budweiser.. it's the only beer that doesnt make me snore!

otherwise i do random german/checz/italian/ whatever beers in tall boy form... becks, carlsberg, kronenburg, other shit i cant pronounce..
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>>725069731
How did you find that career?
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>>725077067
Budweiser sounds good, can't get anymore American than that.
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>>725077136
I'm canadian lol.
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>>725077315
Good on you then m8, drinking a man's beer.
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>>725076878
Tell me of this 90-10 rule?

I'm still just amazed by all of this shit. I'm like most other /b/tards except for not being a virgin. I fell for the girls who didn't like me, I was just friends with or never made moves on the girls that I could've gone for, and the few that I actually knew I could fuck were batshit crazy and my right hand gives me far less drama.

But then all of a sudden I find this cute and super nice girl and actually recognize the couple signs saying she's into me and I must have caught it just at the right time because it would be another pretty girl with a chad who treats her like dirt if I didn't go for it.
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>>725077403
where are the rest of anons? they gone.
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>>725077536
when wanting to kiss the grill, wait for teh time. when the time is right, lean into her slowly but only go 90% of the way. if she comes the other 10%, you're fireworks and diamonds
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>>725077585
I guess so, must be night time at the other regions I seen some anons giving their "goodnights".
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>>725077315
Where I live in Canada I'm in luck because the Kokanee is on sale and I like it too. Maybe Kokanee? But yeah, tall cans are the best.
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>tfw searching for a part time job as a student for 3 months
>tfw living with 150$ a month
>tfw most of your meals are ramen or rice
At least I passed all my exams so I guess there's a good part too
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>>725077733
i'm about to get started on my night.. gunna roll a few joints, crack a bud and start. question is, how long until i start up america's army 3?
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>>725077909
i stopped drinking cans cuz they were giving me headaches.. something different about the brew... kokanee good.

live in greater toronto area
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>>725077725
Lel sounds good. It's actually nice that she is a lil older too because those games aren't quite as bad. I mean she's 33 and I'm 27 but I thought she was like mid or younger 20s since she is lookin so good and takes care of herself.
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>>725077938
Smoking joints is something I can join you on, have a good one anon.
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>>725078047
makes it easier. mine's 6 years older than me.. most of the time i dont even realize anymore.
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>>725067921
Extract DMT how?
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>>725078122
then you're picking my smoke:
Gods Green Crack
Hindu Kush
Pink Kush
Platinum Girl Scout Cookies
White Russian
OG Shark

which i smoke first/
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>>725078287
GSC is my fav, go with that anon
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>>725078693
twist my rubber arm... has a bit of purple to it too... its gunna be tasty..
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>>725078203
It was funny too because I mentioned something to my mom a couple weeks ago when I was talkin to her like "I think I might actually take this girl on a date" and she was worried that it was gonna be some 20 year old girl and since I have like never had a real long relationship that I would get all attached and get screwed in the end.

At that point I didn't know her age so a couple days later I was super fucking relieved.

I'm gonna shoot her a text tomorrow because she has to work like 3p-11p and it's kinda sketchy when pretty girl is there by herself all night. Throw my fishing stuff in the car, go to a lake nearby her work and go catch a couple sunset bass. Hit her up when I'm done fishing (so it looks like I have a life besides her, moved across the country a couple yrs back and literally have like no friends here who aren't married with kids) and see if she wants me to stop by since I'm in the area anyway. I already know the answer (she hinted at it this afternoon saying she doesn't like being there by herself so late) but at least this way I'm not looking like I NEED to spend my Saturday night listening to her but I don't mind hanging around for a couple hrs.
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>>725078930
fuck you're smooth.
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>>725078930
It's a great plan I think, Anon. Have fun!
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>>725067314
I'm a Pats fan, and I'm really concerned BB is going to trade away Malcolm Butler. I don't want to go into next year without a real shutdown CB.

Wat do?
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>>725079305
stop worrying about things u cannot control! the pats will be fine with or without him.
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>>725067314
tick tock wagecuck
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>>725068406
Yes
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PERDÓN POR EL RETRASO, DISCULPA ESTABA MERENDANDO CON MI FAMILIA POR ESO NO TE RESPONDÍA ,EN SERIO ERES DE CALIFORNIA Y PORQUE AÚN NO APRENDES EL ESPAÑOL SALUDOS DESDE ECUADOR :-) =)
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>>725067840
lmao
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>>725079534
Cuidate amigo.
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this girl scout cookie weed is really good. thanks anon.
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>>725069595
U fucking idiot
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Tú también cuídate
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>>725079385
Are the Pats a band wagon team? I have British friends who can't stand Manchester United because it's just so stylish to back them. When I was a kid it seemed like the thing to do if you were into the NFL was to support the Dallas Cowboys.
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>>725079385
Yeah, I know, but I can't help but get nervous. In 2013 we were stuck without a seriously good 4-down guy, and no good nickelbacks either. I don't want to get cucked by Denver agen
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>>725079790
i dont follow football much.. but they have their hardcore fans just like any other.. and there's always a bandwagon when a team is doing well..
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>>725079163
Not really, I just don't want to fuck this one up because I'm getting too damn old to be single all the time and goddamn this girl is way to pretty and nice for me. I mean I could find a girl who is just as nice but she will be fat and ugly or I could find another 9/10 who is batshit crazy or super young but this was lucky.

Just glad I caught the little sign when I was there a couple weeks ago for work, readin off this piece of paper with her, she leaned in a lil closer than normal so I leaned back in and stopped by for coffee and asked for her to make it next time I was there.

Also I could tell too since chicks are garbage at multitasking, I was actually trying to get my work done that day and needed her to do a couple things for me but she kept like drifting off and trying to talk to me more. When I was there the past few times I never caught that sign alone but she did the same shit and it almost made me dislike going there since it took longer than it should every time I had to deal with her. But that day a couple weeks ago I had been getting rained on all day and probably smelled like wet dog and she still leaned in a bit, it was on. Never even would've hit on her without that because I would just think she's out of my league and fear rejection.
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>>725079790
It's virtually the opposite. It's more stylish to hate them than to like them.
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>>725079790
Yeah Man U is definitely repped as a 'trophy chaser's team. I was wondering if there was an American Football or even soccer equivalent
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I could've had better days but i'm not letting anything get to me.

Hope you guys have had a great day, god bless all of you beautiful mamas
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>>725079790
Not really. Almost everybody outside of Boston hates them. They just keep winning and winning even though they don't recruit a bunch of big names and have been confirmed as cheaters.
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Cuídate en serio
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>>725079932
> just think she's out of my league and fear rejection.
every guy and every girl thinks this. but it's an illogical fallacy. a deception. it's always worth it to ask, the only thing they can say is no...

but as humans we build up other things in our heads, preconceived notions are ingrained and we can't do a think about it. it's fuckin kek but it is what it is. so weird.

she's into you.
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>>725069190
careful not to cut yourself on that edge
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>>725080166
Fucking this.

Fuck being depressed, I'm going to enjoy my junkfood and Star Trek and fuck anyone who has an issue.

Life is too motherfucking short to not be enjoying myself.
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>>725080166
god bless you sexy bitch
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>>725080323
what star trek? fan of all them here.
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>>725079790
>>725080178
Also the Pats were terrible for decades before getting that coach and the old QB who won a couple in the early 2000s before Brady even came along. So not the same as the Cowboys or Man U.

>>725080265
Yeah man but the one girl I have actually fucked (when I was 17-18, haven't done shit since then) was way out of my league physically but goddamn was this girl a wreck emotionally.
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>>725080455
woah you been no girl for that long? tell her that.. that alone should get you laid..
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>>725080390
DS9, just finished 'The Siege Of AR-558'.

>>725080455
The Pats were basically a non-entity until Robert Kraft bought the team in '94, and drafted Drew Bledsoe and signed Bill Parcells as coach. Decent enough through the 90's, but the real smackdown began when Brady was dumped into the starting job in 2001.
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LoL
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>>725077910
fuck anon I'm in the exact same boat.

>getting good grades
>meet job requirements
>not awkward at interviews
Getting masses of declines. Future looking bright, fml
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>>725081043
where r u what what kind of job are you looking for?
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>>725081104
Germany. I wanna do search engine optimization for websites. However I broadened my search to anything online marketing related lately.
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>>725080455
OK. Thanks for the info. So then I take it there are plenty of Pat die hards. Good to hear. I don't know much about NFL but I was starting to hate the Pats because I though the fans were all bandwagon fruit cakes and the the team just throws money at buying players. Guess that's not the case.
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>>725081505
that's a whored out industry. i have mutliple websites up for customers, do own seo for them. so many other fags like me around doing the same.

what's your computer background? programmers make good coin, good jobs too.. go work for Bombardier in Berlin..
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>>725080265
>she's into you
Another funny thing that gives me confidence- texted her earlier today asking if she was gonna be working this afternoon since my last stop is right next to where she is. Before I could even get back to my phone, I had 9 (yes NINE) texts from her.

And that was all about playin it smooth too. That last stop was right next to her place so I might as well stop by. But it was actually routed so that stop should've been first at like 6:30am and I knew she wouldn't be working that early. So I ran the whole day backwards so I would be in the area lol.

And then yesterday I had my truck break down with one stop left (which was actually her store). I was like 3min down the road when the thing wouldn't start and I knew it would be at least 2hrs before I could get a tow or mechanic. So I texted her like "Hey tell your boss that I'm not sure if the delivery will be there today since I broke down or if they get it fixed I will be there real late" and then told her I'm just going to be sitting by the truck that won't start waiting forever and she was trying to leave work and come pick me up and bring me over there to hang out until the tow truck came. This was the day after our first actual date night so I was stoked hearing that since it meant I didn't scare her off. Ofc told her nah I'll be fine waiting there because I need to be with the truck when the mechanic and tow come and she was still like "I can be there in a couple min and my boss said I can go" and so on.

Idk man, I keep longposting but after so many years of being a depressed neckbeard like the rest of /b/, it feels good to have a girl like that actually show interest in you. But I'm also making sure I don't get sucked into this too deep and too early because I don't want to be the guy making the next "How should I kill myself?" thread.
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>>725081687
You're basically either a diehard who laughs at the people who shit on them, or you hate them.
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>>725081863
she definietely into you.

but you cant be afraid of the feels.. bceause then you live with that fear and it makes havoc in your person...
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>>725081863
still have neck beard?
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Fuck it, Brady dump incoming

>team just throws money at buying players.
The opposite. You're not going to swim in cash in NE, but Belichick makes it clear what you will end up with is championship rings.
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>>725082534
Meant to quote >>725081687
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>>725081723
I'm currently studying information science. most I can do is html, css, php and a little python. Can't really move anywhere right now.

I'd love to do programming but I'm just not really that great at it.
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>>725082429
Ha ha. This.

Also, thanks for the thread, OP.

Have good one anons.
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>>725080610
Lel nah I don't even want to do that and sound desperate. If this were some dumb crazy girl who is hot, I might think about it. I mean I have had other missed opportunities since then but when she asked about it I was basically said the same thing I typed earlier like "the couple were girls who were bad news for me and I didn't go for the nice ones I should've" which is basically the truth without it sounding so pathetic.

If I told her that's like the first proper date I have gone on ever, I think it would make her hesitant to go for an actual relationship since it seems like I would basically take whatever fell in my lap at that point.

Plus I don't even want to do it solely for the pussy. I don't care about that anymore. This girl is super nice and I actually enjoy talking to her and my day goes better after I get some coffee and chat with her for 10min. Every other girl like that I have known in my life was either no good to look at or I never took a shot at it because I have no fucking confidence.

>>725080695
Ahh Bledsoe. Couldn't think of it for a min and kept wanting to say Kurt Warner or Marc Bulger. Rams were GOAT back then and I'm not even a fan.
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>>725082625
you have pc? that's all you need to improve.
if you can pull off a full fledged business site, you can make money off local businesses.. just do a good job on your first customer and tehy'll flock to you.
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>>725082845
I loved watching the Pats beat the greatest show on turf, but 2bh Warner should've retired with more rings. How in the blue flying fuck Eli Manning has more than Kurt fucking Warner is beyond me.
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>>725082429
Lel I been trying to keep it trimmed up a lil bit. I keep the goatee around since I look too babyface without it. I hate shaving too. But I grabbed one of those trimmers a few months back and that shit is dope because I go straight trimmer with no little guides on the face and leave a 5 o'clock shadow and then pop on the guide thing and makes it so much faster to trim the actual goatee.

Dat shadow always gets the best looks. I can tell. When I do shave with the razor, it's like days two and three after that I get the most looks.
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>tfw this pic is obsolete

Holy fuck it feels good
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>>725083292
that's the new man look. i can't do it, i'm too fair. rocking the mustach and goatee for years tho.
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>>725083379
I really don't like him, but I sure hope he retires at the right time. Everybody thought he was done like a year and a half ago and then he came right back up. But it would be a shame if the he sucks next year and the Pats cut him and he plays for 3 more seasons with 4-12 records on two different teams.

Actually I might enjoy watching that. Jimmy G grew up right in my hood and my brother had classes with him in HS so it would be interesting if he becomes the next Pats winning QB.
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JA JA
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>>725083910
>Jimmy G and Brady become the next Steve Young and Montana

I'm ok with this.
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>>725082913
I know I can improve. It's just that it'll take a while until I have gained enough experience to even bother applying for that kind of a job. I can pull off websites with with all the basic functions but I'm concerned about security because I can basically just protect from mysql-inject lol
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>>725084080
just use wordpress or drupal or whatever.. tehy ahve security measure built in.

i've never had to apply for a job so idk.
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>>725067314
You just got paid? Buy these: https://www.amazon.com/Nike-Mens-Jordan-White-Basketball/dp/B015PNVIO8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489195003&sr=8-1&keywords=Air%2BJordan%2B1&th=1&psc=1

You'll thank me later

-A nigger
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>>725084496
I'll see what I will do. Maybe I should really fully invest into programming and give the other stuff up. Thanks for your input anyway.
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>>725084719
>tfw 2 left in Size 13
Not quite my cup of tea tbqhwy
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>>725067314
Been a bad day. The nigger I was lynching got away
I might hang myself
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Amigos fué un placer haber estado con ustedes compartiendo experiencias de cada uno de ustedes.
¡Saludos desde Ecuador!
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