I'm on the train right now, and there is this cute girl

you are doing a nice pose while doing that photo.

>>725062012
nice bait faggot now fuck off

>>725062012
Show her your penis and point towards it with you finger....see what happens next

Ask if she wants to lay her head on your belly.

>>725062012
ayy bby u wan sum fugg

FUCK!!! I didn't know my reflection was in the pic

>>725062012
no results in Google image search - is this actually legit?

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>>725062012
TF found nothing on reverse serch

>>725062289
no your just retarded

>>725062309
another retard

>>725062289
>>725062309
There's results Hobos do it right

>>725062277
dubs though so it's okay

>>725062104

Keehk

>wanna share some lard together bby?

Holy shit you're fat

Ask what language she's speaking, if you have any chance with her it'll be with that...

But good fucking luck, dude...

>>725062012
Ask her advice to lose some weight

>>725062012

the other day she was taking the piss of you isn't it?

>>725062585
Fucking this, my sides explode to this!!11

Just burp really loud to get her attention and the rest will fall into place

>do you like "mein Kampf"?

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>>725062012
"Do you want to be famous on the internet?"

>>725062012
Don't use a pickup line. Just talk to her. You can do this OP

>>725062012
start with a "bonjorno"

no girl there. It's a transvestite.

>>725062012
Do you live around here often?

>>725064110
Buongiorno
Basstard

>>725062104

someone needs to shoop this guys reflection into other photos!

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>>725062012
"I swear to God I will lose weight"

>>725062012

I guess she talks to a friend, that she got stalked right now, and what she can do about it...so go to another cabin and hope she doesnt call the police.

an immigrant bitch needs immigrant treatment.... go fucking rape her dumbass

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>>725062012
Theres a really good reason she isn't making eye contact with you and is staring away from you.

>>725062012
>that reflection
Holy fucking kek

Going to assume she is on the phone BECAUSE of you.

>>725062012

"Navorzdneïe da gouichki kvot."

>>725066044
>how to get maced 101

the only way you could have made it more obvious you are taking a picture of her was to walk up straight to her and with the camera sound on, take a photo, asking her to pose.

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>>725062012
OP i know this girl. I also know what train she is on. I'm calling the Polizei

She is clearly afraid of you.

I would not be suprised if she was pretending to be on the phone to video record you to give to the authorities afterwards.

>you are a sick man OP

>>725062012
Remove pants.
Fold neatly on seat.
Remove underwear.
Fold neatly on seat.
Battle cry.
Charge.
Leap.
Cock slap.
The just say, "hello." She'd probably think you're just another creeper if you don't.

>look at the way she is clutching her bag with only you two in the cabin.

You are fucking terrifying her.

I hope she presses charges.

>>725062012
kek melbourne fag. what line are you on?

>>725066648
Don't worry you can bet your bottom dollar she is either calling her boyfriend or her Father to deal with this fat fucking sleaze.

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Well op you can maybe try saying "let me take more pics so my \b\ros can see how beautiful you are"

oh my god this is an epic thread someone screencap this shit

Holy shit that body language is EXTREMELY tense.
Is she on the phone because of you? If yes, consider climbing out the train window and ending it all.

Perhaps relax and ignore her OP, just wait until her call is done and then casually let a few minutes pass and ask her '...ok?' in the international sign language way. You'd better be 100% relaxed though or from the look of her she'll be blowing her rape whistle immediately.

Or you could just fucking leave her alone and allow whatever drama is happening in her life right now to just play out without you clumsily drooling all over her. Just a fucking thought.

>>725062012
the way you are holding the camera is nothing short of "excuse me, miss, would you mind smiling while I take a picture of you to spread on the internet and ask people for advice on how to not terrify the shit out of you?"

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>>725066851

>>725066993
my fucking sides

>>725062012
INTERCOURSE!!!!!!!!

>>725067005
EJECT EJECT EJECT

>>725066865
idiot, all you have to do is search google for this image to know it's bad b8

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>>725067005
>>725067154
Added the right angle of the reflection to confirm it.

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>>725067005
holy fuck that creepy reflection. trying to be discreet by looking away and holding the phone at a 90 degree angle. my fucking sides

>>725062012
Ask her if she want a bowl of eggs.

>>725062012
Shes looking right at that reflection.
Expect the security in the station to want to have a chat

>>725067275
nothing comes up fucktard

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her knuckles are white with tension

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this is fucking great

>>725067545
This is an indicator of high levels of stress

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now a legend

>>725068994
thank you kind anon

>>725062012
gr8 b8 m8>>725062012

yeah i'd start by stop taking photos of her, maybe go sit opposite (not beside, because that would be invasive of her personal space).
wait until she's off the phone and just say hi and you think she's cute etc

this was a solid read. Well done OP

Lose 50lbs and maybe you can grow an inch on your dick you cuck!

>>725068994
Congratulations, you just have screencapped a bait thread.

>>725062012

GET IN MY BELLY

>>725069860
yes, I did- trusted the first two posts stating no results on reverse search. then did it myself. pic posted on pol a month ago, dont know if earlier matches available, but one is enough

Toasting some epic bread

>>725062333
*you're

>>725062012
Look her dead in the eyes and ask "Hey bitch, wanna rub green relish all over my taint?"

Works everytime yo.

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>>725062012
"Wanna go rape a kitten?"

>>725062012
You have 0 chance

>>725065854
wow nice red circle

Confirmed beyond doubt as fake. Ignore this bullshit and go to another thread ffs and stop killing /b

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>>725070527
fucking oath it is you cunt best circle you have ever seen.

>>725067294
/b/ in a nutshell. Well fucking done OP

>>725066983
you can't tell. she could be relaxed just looking out the window focused on talking. then all the sudden a quick turnof the camera phone towards her and she is lookin at it in the reflection. doens't mean she is panicing.

its like You walk into a store and some guy with a straight face comes off as pissed off and you feel that vibe, yet he isn't pissed off at all he is just minding his business.

its fake just reverse search the image on google you faggets. the same image was posted on pol some time ago. fuck off bait /thread

>>725071099
>you are now aware the dude in the reflection is the OP on each of those threads the Other Threads are him getting mad he was ignored.

>>725067418
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/112729745/

>>725062012
If you're decent looking go up to her as soon as she's done talking on the phone and ask her what language she's speaking

if she doesn't speak english turn the fuck around because she's lieying; you need to know some english in order to live in america.
She isn't fucking interested

>>725062012
>I can't just let her go

This is like a tagline to some shitty lifetime movie.

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>>725062012
Lets plot a course. Intercourse.

>>725071918
this thread was still funnier

>>725062012

ask her

"If I asked you to have sex with me. would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

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>>725072942

>>725062277
Nice b8 m8 gr8/8

>>725067005
That's hilarious

>>725067005
o shit she's a mutant.

>could never look her in the eyes while fucking
>lazer eyes
>all doggy while she melts the bed
>asks me why I don't look in her eyes
>wouldnotfuck/10.

Just setting yourself up for failure there.

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>>725062012
man bear pig?