Hey /b/ I caught this fucker in my attic today. Trips or 93 decides

>>725061935
go outside and set him free

>>725062026
>reroll

>>725061935
Blow it.
Not blow it up, just blow it

let it bit your dick

>>725062026
What kind of pussy are you
>Set him free

There would be so many fun ways to kill him

>>725061935
What the fuck is that ? set it free anyway

>>725061935
Feed him food and let him go.

>>725062214
It's a squirrel

>>725062214
Squirrel

Put a hat on him

>>725062196
calm down there edge lord

This is your new pet and you will spend all your money on it to make it happy and healthy.

Tell us what it is you stupid nigger.

Crush a ton of aspirins, add them to water and meat, give to skurl

>>725062026
rolling for this

>>725062310
It's a squirrel

Drown him, film it too

Release it and enjoy friendship with nature.

>>725062310
Newfag.
>>725062267

>>725061935
Take his tail from him and wear it to work tomorrow
If NEET then fuck its bleeding throat

>>725061935
Hail it as your only god

>>725062335
Reroll

Just let him live his life, you fucking faggot. All he wants to do is just get some nuts and chill. Stop being a nigger.

>>725062280
even better than setting him free

Set him free and hang yourself. Squirrel is god.

Take it to a park and set it free

kill it

Put that squirrel in ya butt

>>725062280
Rerollin

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>>725061935
>douse it on gasoline
>set it on fire
>set it free
>livestream it

kill, cook , eat in that order

>>725062026
Roll for dis

>>725062335
This plox

>>725062026

>>725061935

Microwave plx

>>725062386
Re roll

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>>725062503
rolling 4 this

acid+water and make a live stream

>>725062480
last faggot to do that got murdered by a bunch of niggers

>>725061935
Live and let live.
Let it go.

Shove in ass

>>725062373
roll

>>725061935
Care for him.

>>725062500
Ha! See?

>>725062495
>>725062503
Same faggot

Add a little bit of lighter fluid/gasoline, watch the cage slowly catch fire with the fucker in it

it;s a squirrel man...leave him or keep it as your pet man dont't hurt the fat fucker

Burn it

>>725062500
what a fucking waste anyway winrar

Let lil dude go

>>725062026
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>725062503
ROll

>>725062570
Rolllllll

hes obviously malnourished due the condition of his tail. feed him, love him and let him live with you until one of you dies from old age.

Let it loose in your house till it dies or finds its way out

rolling for stuffing it with cotton

Take him to a animal rescue

Yeah burn him, in the cage

>>725062608
aint trips
free him anyways

Insert a pen in its ass. Forcefully

>>725062591
roll

>>725062701
Fuckin dooo itttt

Do t be an edgy fag and take it to the Damn park, let the squirrel get laid and be amongst its own.

>>725062608
500 isn't trips you fucking retarded newfag.

Rolling for burning

>>725061935
cut his penis with a scissor then boil him to death and post vid pls

Drown it and film it while doing so

>>725062570
Roll

>>725062706
misread ur right

>>725062503
reroll

TO THE SKIES

Hold a conversation with it for 36 minutes straight

anal it

>>725061935
microwave that fucker

Set the fucker on fire.

Let him live in your attic and never try to catch it again, pretend all damage done is the work of the illuminati

>>725062729
Burn it

>>725062489
re roll

>>725062503
rolling

>>725062489
Rolling for this

if male, suck dick
if female, lick cunt

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FORCE IT INTO YOUR ANUS OP

>make sure to stream it.

>>725062026
let the poor guy go.

fire it

Cook and eat

open his asshole with a fork

cum on it

Insert a knife in its ass

hes obviously malnourished due the condition of his tail. feed him, love him and let him live with you until one of you dies from old age. asshat

>>725062026
let him go

find another one and make them fight to the death, winner gets to go free

>>725062781
reroll

suck its dick, film it and put it on 4chan

>>725062026
This
Fuck you if you hurt that animal you son of a bitch

Catch and release!

>>725061935
SET IT ON FUCKING FIRE OPPP

make it your waifu

Push it face first into your ass without restraining it.

>do this in a room where it cannot escape like your bathroom while streaming it.

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>>725062196

>>725062893
nice

Douse it in gasoline then burn, then dump water on it then repeat earlier steps until
a) you get bored
or
b) the little shit dies

>>725062893
winnnnnn

>>725062893
WINRAR

>>725062893
Winrar

>>725062026
Rolling

Give him food and release him. He's got nuts to bury.

>>725062877
This isn't a Hollywood movie faggot

>>725062893
oi

>>725062877
This

Did I hear squirrel BBQ?

if 93, set free
if trips, kill it

>>725062893
93!?

>>725062893
Fuck. This won? Fucking will never happen you fucking cunt.

Set him free and leave him unharmed.

>>725061935

Release it, and then tell your parents and neighbors how much of a faggot you are.

>>725062893
/thread
waste of 93

Pull its tail off

>>725062156
This, if life is a simulation I won't get trips

Put a finger in its ass

Stick it down your pants and film

>>725062893
winrar

>>725062552
Care to explain to us new fags

crack it open with a brick

>>725061935
love him

Crush it with a big rock

Let him go you anal bead, /b/ loves animals, why do you think we track down animal abusers.

>>725062280
Rolling for this

>>725061935
Choke him to death by sticking your dick down it's throat

Make it into your pet and treat it like your cat.

film him trying to survive being casted in molten aluminium

Suck his dick

>>725062964
Last time I remember someone killing a cat on /b/ he was doxed.
Killing cats is not fucking funny.

>>725061935

Burn it alive.

stuff the cage with fireworks and let it blow

>>725062893
We have a winner ladies and gents

>>725061935
take to a remote park to set it free: It already knows you keep treats in a cozy cage.

>>725062893
Fucking glorious

Cum on it's face

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>>725061935
1.) Remove from trap
2.) Keep alive
3.) Dip squirrel headfirst into Vaseline
4.) Insert squirrel into ass.
5.) Post results ITT

>>725061935
Sick your dick in the cage and then take him to animal control.

let it go

beat it with a hammer till it dies

PUSH IT INTO YOUR ASS.

>>725062877
go back to 9fag, nigger

Loving these brutal replies. Rip its jaw off

>>725063087

>>725063111
winrar

>>725062790
good call

>>725063111
WINRAR

let him go inside your house

>>725062893
waste

>>725062996
omg, so close

>>725063095
I just said its not a Hollywood movie, calm your sweaty neck

>>725063031
some south american faggot set cat on fire and recorded it running around and shit, some niggers tracked him down and killed him

Kiss it and then free it.

>>725063111
Make this a webm

>>725063111
DOUBLE WINRAR

>>725063068
this

>>725063193
winrar

fill huge bowl with water , put the animal in it , make sure it cant get out

microwave it for as long as possible and post results

>>725063111
well fuck.

>remember kids if OP does this he better get a gun.

>>725063095
fucking faggot

>>725062893
o heck

OP and all the newfags telling him to kill an animal are fucking faggots

Kill yourself not animals

>>725062893
op better deliver

>>725061935
Give it oral pleasure

>>725062280
Roll for lavish kindness on your new pet

>>725063111
this one

Ignore the fags, chuck the bitch in a freezer then throw the passed out body off the building

>>725063111
W I N
I
N

>>725061935
Let it eat acorns out of your butthole.

Be gentle to it. Free it. Kill yourself

fucking bathe him in the cage

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>>725062026

>>725063111 WINRAR DO IT OP YOU FAG

>>725063196
No you fucking newfag. A 93 roll already won. Get the fuck out.

OP you should probably just kill yourself you nigger

>>725063193
Winrar

Let it go free in a safe area.

>>725061935
Sharpie in pooper

>>725061935
Dont be a faggot and release the little fucker

Fuck it in the ass, use your dick like a skewer and see if you can get it out its mouth

Suck it's cock

You do understand that you are reborn as everything eventually? And how you behave toward others in this life, determines your outcome going forward. Your best course would be to "Tread lightly". Feed him and make him comfortable. Or suffer endless lifetimes of torment.

>>725063211
Did they recorded it too?

>>725063319
trips override m8

>>725063111
nooo

Cum on it's face. Post result. Kill yourself

>>725063372
Spot the fag

>>725063319
trips were got before the 93 anyway you fucking downie

>>725063418
rolling for this

>>725063111
if quips, op have to be in the cage as well.

>>725063418
Reroll

>>725063362
yup its on live leak somewhere been a few years tho

>>725063350
Or just let him outside and don't abuse animals.

I don't know about that reincarnation shit, but only time I've ever seen people abuse animals on the internet it was niggers.

OP is a massive nigger faggot

kill yourself OP

>>725063367
trips over anything

OP will never deliver you fucking faggots , he will probably lose his virginity to this animal then set it free


gonna roll anyway

if trips or 93 you cut its tail , cut its penis , microwave it for 30 seconds , boil it for 1 minuet , fry it alive

>>725063350
Stop showing your autism anon. Rebirth is one of the most stupid religious concepts you could have chosen, and there are many.

Mail it to the White House.

>>725063491
Holy shit, I guess the only good guy was the cat

achieve muslim caliphate with sacrificial squirrel

>>725063544
Shit bruh you waste your dubs m8

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>>725061935
Make it you pet and collect it's feces. At the end of the week eat da poopoo

feed

>>725063596
people fucking love animals

Let the squirrel go, faggot.

This kind of thing is only funny when it's a shitty animal like a scorpion or some other ungodly creature.

Squirrels are fucking cute.

>>725063544
reroll

>>725063551
It's not religion, it's interdimensional. You know nothing of which you speak. Super nigger.

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>>725063111
Well guys this is it

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>>725063461
"I want them to kill a squirrel, I'm so edgy"

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>>725063805
>only funny when it's a shitty animal like a scorpion or some other ungodly creature
either you advocate for ALL animal rights, or you don't for any, stupid nigger

Microwave and record

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>>725063923
Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha all this meat loving criying faggots BURNNN THAT SHIT BABYYYYY

>>725063923
gogogogogoogogogog

>>725063914
Interdimensional? So you're some spiritualist freak? Please go back to your caravan filthy gyppo you are braindead if you think you ideals actually make sense in the empirical world.

>>725063923
DO IT FUCKING DO IT

Put a gun to your mouth and dont be a bitch

>>725064007
James Bond is right fagget>>725063805

If dubs, \b\ space program

>>725063923
OP if you are doing this, you are accepting this curse. Do this and termites will infest your home and destroy any value it had left.

>>725063923
do it faggot, squirrels are fucking rodents anyways

>>725064288
shut the fuck up nigger

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Put your hand in the trap but don'T let it escape just yet. Don't hold it, don't fight it, don't hurt it, just let it hur you.

> record and publish it

>>725064288
eat shit.

>>725063923
DO IT OP

>>725063923
Yay, film it /b/ro this will be decent to watch

Op here
Vote now
https://strawpoll.com/16x8es9

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>>725064288
faggot detected

>>725063923

Animal abuse ain't cool man, just let the thing go

>>725064288
Dont listen this dude and blow the fuck out of the skurrel, but yeah, wait for the niggers to track you down and put what left from the animal into your shitter

DUDE YOU CANT DO THIS ITS SQUIRRLE

kill it faggot

>>725064476
its a fucking rodent man

>>725064561
>DUDE YOU CANT DO THIS ITS SQUIRRLE
>ITS SQUIRRLE
Top kek

>>725064619
It's a squirrel dude.
How can you derive pleasure from harming an innocent creature?

>>725062026
Rolling

>>725063923
Livestream!!!

Take it seven miles from your home and let it go.

>>725064561
shut up faggot

>>725064007
Nope. Venomous, shitty insects are not on my list of protected species.

I'm allowed to advocate for or against anything and there's nothing you can do about it. Now suck my dick.

>>725064679
HAHAH

blow it the fuck up

>>725064701

then get the fuck out of /b/ if your humor is around the likes of what buzzfeed and 9gag posts.

>>725064288
Why u even here srly just go to fb or any other safe space to u

>>725064679
KEK

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!

>>725064701
who said i get pleasure from it? im just saying killing one squirrel will have literally no effect on te shit ton of these rodents running around

Set it free

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>>725064701
fucking hippies

Do it already

>>725064801
>>725064807
I guess you're right.
Enjoy encouraging an autistic teenager to blow up a harmless mammal.
Sorry for killing your vibe.

if quads u set it free. dont be a fucking cunt. Beta shit

>>725064679
While blowing the shit out of the squirrel scream "SQUIRRLE" multiple times OP

>>725062026
Rolling

Feed it a peanutbutter sandwich and water to drink then let it go

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>>725061935
look at

>>725064214
>space program

This is THE only answer anon

OP when are you blowing this worthless animal up ? im bored

>>725064951
This

>>725064931
and close the door

Part three of the /b/ space program, do it OP

>>725064931
bro calm the fuck down, its looks all fucked up anyways

>>725064772
>"muh freedoms"

Kill the little shit

>>725064931
Enjoy being an autistic teenager who sees value in a fucking rodent's life.
Sorry for hurting your feel feels

suck its dick

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fucking hurry up op jesus

>>725063211
Good. One less serial killer in the world.

>>725061935
Cook it and eat it.

>>725065022
Dubs bruh

I actually made the full caps SQUIRRLE post for the lulz hoping OP delievers.. but hes fagg0t

leave nature be, let the little fuker go

Set this pest on fire!!!!!

>>725062955
>>725062956
>>725062957
wut? autism is strong with this fucking samefag retard

>>725065048
I remember a pepe, what was the other?

If trips give it a spoonful of peanut butter as you do it.

>>725061935
Eat it, Roasted

>>725064931
nigga calm the fuck down
OP isn't gonna deliver shit anyways

wont delieverino (certain)

A fucking piece of shit squirrel costed me 3000 dollars in insulation and wiring repairs, fuck those little bastards.

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Not on my watch.

>>725065286
fuck

>>725065192
u never been in one of these threads? how the fuck are you supposed to get noticed then you fucking dumbass, i think you the fucking autist here for trying to call out someone for sayin "win" on a fucking roll thread

>>725062389
Reroll

>>725065286
Nice bait

>>725065078
It's not doing anything wrong. You just throw it outside and move on. Why harm it? It makes me feel like OP was very badly abused by people in his life and maybe that's why he feels the need to hurt small animals.

Its not even manly. Its not like he's hunting or anything.
Its just pathetic beta behavior worthy only of lesser humanoids.

EAT IT

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>>725065286
i'm fucked

>>725065286
Faggot

>>725065286
fag

>>725064931
leave fucking faggot 9gag is wating for u xDddd

>>725065286
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>725061935
Microwave it

Love him. Pet him. Love him like your own son.

>>725065286
Too bad anon, my moms already dead

FUCK IT

>>725062196
do it, give out dox and feel what part of /b/ u re

>>725065331
>>725065363
>>725065375
Read the tabs you newfags

>>725061935
up the pooper

>>725065354
u do realize its pretty much a fucking rat right?

>>725065286
you got me

Boil it

Talk to him about love and friendship then set him free.

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>>725065398
Or you can blow with crackers the shit out of your son too

>>725065404
404 mom not found

>>725065354
Fuck the squirrel. Blow the fucker up into pieces!

>>725065388
rollin

Grab it's tail and smack it against a wall

Make a meal out of it after you blown it up

>>725065354
Its just a fucking rat dude jesus what fag

>>725065456
i fucking know. jesus give us a bit of trust

>>725065456
thanks captain

>>725065354
I agree but as Arron from game grumps has said before "if it's outside leave it alone but if it's in your house that's your territory. Fair game.

Fuck it and post results

Either fuck it or set it free

Release the poor thing and put sharpie in your pooper

>>725065286
I miss harambe

>>725064861

>killing one squirrel will have literally no effect on te shit ton of these rodents running around

That's a bad argument.
Same goes for humans, cats, dogs, eagles and any other life form - killing one won't make a difference, doesn't mean you have to do it.

>who said i get pleasure from it?

Well you can get pleasure by feeding it some nuts and letting it go. Some inner satisfaction of knowing you did a good thing today

>>725065057
That all you got? You're terrible at this.

Now pipe the fuck down.

Destroy its anus

>>725065472
Squirrels are actually pretty smart if you condition them right.
He has it caged, he literally has the opportunity to have a pet squirrel. Instead he's just gonna kill it.

Just makes no sense.

>>725065456
read the times faggot, they all posted within seconds of eachother clearly didnt fucking notice

>>725065347
>>725065363
>>725065375
i see why is there many fags crying for the stupid squirrel

Space program or the gallows

Take him to a local pet hospital if he looks hurt. Otherwise, let him be free.

OP has to make a new thread now

>>725065593
Wasted winrar