Have you hugged your sister today Anon? Don't forget to

>>725045763
i love these threads

>>725045763
Fuck, she noticed my boner!

>>725045763
No, i hate her

>>725046029
Why?

>>725045763
sage goes in all fields

>>725046110
fucking newfags can't you piss off to reddit for good?

what the fuck keeps you here?
I bet its the trap threads you fucking faggot.

>>725046071
We barely speak each other since i can remember, we are strangers even though we live in the same house

>>725046505
That's kind of sad.

>>7250463>>725046346
>implying I like shitddit
>implying I know what the fuck are traps about
>implying I'm a fucking newfag
I would shit in your mouth, you piece of shit. Until then, sage goes in all fields.

>>725046505
you've got to make it right m8 she's family, even though you don't speak

>>725046346
you are newfag my friend, these threads are not new

>>725045763
cant hug as she lives to far, sent txt,
XXX me to

>>725045849
then you will love these even more

>>>/r9k/35391334
>>>/r9k/35391334

>>725046505
The fuck bro why?

>>725045763
I don't even have a fucking sister m8

>>725046505
Fuck Family my man they will drop you if they have need, don't invest in them , don't get hurt by them

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>>725046647
>>725046647
>I would shit in your mouth, you piece of shit

disgusting reddit fags and their scat fetishes

>>725046745
are you fucking retarded? that was the point of that post you idiot.

>>725046990
if you raised a proper sister you would have a loyal lover and friend for life.
dont blame your failure on others.

she fucking smacked me

>>725047172
and why should i have raised her she does have 10 years on me chap?

>>725047323
What went wrong? Please don't tell me you grabbed her by the pussy...

>>725046933
Honestly, i don't know. I really don't care, we never had relationship so i don't think much about it

>>725047361
then your parents fail and you suck at being a cute younger brother.

>>725047390
no she was laying on the sofa watcing youtube and i tried to go in for a swift hug and she smacked my shoulder as hard as she could

>>725047556
maybe she comes home and lies awake wondering how you two became so detached from each other.

maybe you make an attempt and you two bond over long session of tantric sex

>>725045919
>This is normal

>>725047613
You need to pick your timing better and try again tommorow

>>725045919
thats part of the plan anon...

did she say anything....lewd?

>>725047888
fuck that im gonna go and try right now

>>725047955
>lewd
>- get away from me you fucking creep

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>>725046110

>>725047960
fuck yea! thats the spirit!.

take her phone from her and demand a kiss to get it back.

>>725048089
i threw myself on top of her and got my shit smacked up again.

>>725048214
What did you expect to happen?

>>725048214
try again but naked and with an erection, butter yourself up so its harder to push you off

My sister is busy in college and lives hours away in a different state so I can't hug her ATM.. but we used to fuck before we both moved away. Does that count?

>>725048512
nigger im gonna get thrown out of the house!

>>725048593
not if you're covered in butter, it will be incredibly difficult to physically throw you

>>725048593
just quietly sit next to her and close your eyes while you lean on her or rest next to her.

just tell her you want to be next to her cause it makes you happy and have a nice nap.

>>725048676
>it will be incredibly difficult
you're a big butter

>>725048884
for her?

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>>725048884

Femanon.
Hugged my little sister (15)
She screamed, asked if I was dying then tried to sit on me. (I'm a land whale)

>>725049669
You obviously need to do that more often...

>>725049833
No it was a "ew WTF are you dying?" Kinda response.

>>725049669

tell her you wanted to give her one last hug before...

and then walk away.

post results.

>>725050008
And I mean that if you would do it more often she wouldn't be so disgusted with it

>>725050012
She asked (jokingly) if I was finally killing myself. I said nothing. She then said have fun. Fml

>>725050949
go out the front door and come back in an hour.

post results.

>>725052218
bmp

>>725048584
>let's start a thread about making sexual advances towards out sisters
>random Anon says he fucked his sister
>no one comments

Give us a story, Anon, if you're still on.

I would but shes in rehab again.

>>725048046
anime replies

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>>725053605
I wish I where an Anime.
I'd be a cute lesbian tomboy.

>>725053847
another anime reply

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>>725053847
>implying you wouldn't still be the hell hambeast you are now

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I hugged my little brother
he called me a faggot and went back to watching The Office

>>725054094
>implying I'm a girl and not a 30yo virgin weeb

>>725052924
I did not see that.
>>725048584
details nigga!

>>725053958
>>725053605

oh shit le reddit army is here!

>>725054222
I didn't imply that at all. Being a hambeast isn't gender exclusive.

>>725053847
>Implying you wouldn't be an ugly neckbeard in an anime too.

>>725054361
spot the autist

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>>725046505
Well then you gotta bump into her one day and start a conversation about why there's eroge falling out of her baggage

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sage sage sage
Incest breeds retards
saaaaageeeee

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>>725045763
Loving your family is so 1825.

>>725053605
>>725053958
this is an anime site you newfag.

>>725054709
>>725054772
>>725054836
>>725054844
Giving your sister a hug isn't incestuous. It's a sign of being a good brother/sister.

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>>725054895
Still doesn't disprove you're autistic.

>>725054895
a board for japanese culture fagboy, the are specific anime boards

fucking newfags they smell

>>725054995
>2017
>implying autism is bad

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>>725054990
What do if it feels physically wrong to express heartfelt love to your family? Because thats me.

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>>725055149
Hinders cognitive functionality, so yes.

I have a sister who is 17 years old.
She made a boyfriend before I make girl friends.....

>>725055192
/k/ and /b/ transthreads is my goal in life fagboy

>>725055149
>>implying autism is bad
kek that's what all the autists say

>>725054895
XXXXXDDDDD LMAO

>>725054995
We're all autistic so yeah

>>725048015
Pure love, do it again and post results.

>>725055166
fucking jiggle billy

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>>725055133
newfags use newfag arguments to prove they aren't new fags...

this place has gone to hell.

>>725045763
I'm not really on speaking terms with My sister right now.

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>>725055773
For sure dude

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>>725055667
It was not me, just speculating what the >>725045919 anon's imouto said

>>725055835
too busy stuffing you mouth in that juicy pussy?

>>725055822
pretty much

>>725055822
yeah pretty much

>>725054895
true cancer

>>725055166
Fuck off space nigger

>>725056155
they exist?

>>725045763
These threads are cancer. Besides, my sister is mentally challenged and doesn't live at home.

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>>725056222
Ayy lmao

>>725055918
No, we had a falling out before I got married.

>>725054895
>>725055133
>>725055149
>>725055192
>>725055404

Underage baiters arguing for Internet points as usual.

>>725056280
Shouldn't have raped her, stupid mother fucker or wait sister fucker for you

>>725056307
you came inside her and you said you wouldn't??

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>>725056222
They do.

also holy fucking trips

>>725056418
She told me she hated my future wife.

>>725056392
She's 14, i see once every three weeks. She's a legit vegetable, i'm not a degenerate.

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>>725056222
check 'em

>>725056387
this

>>725056306
ayy

>>725056453
what a bitch. even if she didn't like her, if she really wanted you to be happy she would've not said anything

>>725056432
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

its fucking real

>>725056460
Why did you rape her into being a vegetable? should have raped her into being meat, that way you could at least have casual sex

>>725056560
Exactly why I'm not really speaking with her right now.

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>>725056599
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
>>725056432
>main character
>ARMINASS

>>725056460
>vegetable
i dont understand this term

>>725056707
200 niggers and a monkey

>>725056649
Ever consider that she might be jealous that a different woman will be spending more time with you? Maybe you should apologize and make up.

>>725056599
I have some friends who years ago had a copy of this and tried to watch it. They said they watched until a cock appeared and they turned it off.

>Go hug sister from behind
>She's sitting on a chair so stooped down
>She doesn't say anything but instead puts her hand on my arm to show she's "hugging back"
>Starts showing me stupid tumbr shit she found
>Stuck there for 10 minutes watching her scroll through the feed before she lets my arm go

That felt like I was lured into a trap so she could show me shit she knows I don't really care about.

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>>725056850
did they fuuuuuk ?

>>725056599
lol yeah, it's real. as soon as i read the words "space nigger" i instantly thought of it

>>725056763
Why should I apologize when I did nothing wrong. I'm not sorry for marrying my wife. We didn't spend a lot of time in person but we spoke on the phone a lot. Being with my wife before we got married didn't really cut into the time I spent with my sister. So, if she is Jealous she doesn't have much of a reason to be. Bigger issue is sister's husband is a loser and treats her like shit. I treat my wife extremely well. I think she is upset by the fact that she married a faggot.

>>725057015
Exactly, she wanted to marry you

>>725057015
cause she wanted you all along.

>>725056928
No, they also didn't think it was as funny as the title made them think it'd be.

Fuck, I wish I had a cute little sister. :'(