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I've done goofed /b . My gf told me before that i talk in

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I've done goofed /b . My gf told me before that i talk in my sleep and i didn't think much of it.
But this time she was on her period and i hadn't masturbated in a long time so i was really horny. And apparently while sleeping i said "I'm gonna rape a baby into you little bitch " then her sister name all while humping the matress.

Her sister is 12.

I didn't mean anything by it, it was just an unconcious dream. That didn't seem to make her stop crying tough.

Anyway, im done goofed, we're broken up and im legit considering skipping town, she told everyone in my family and her family, i got death threats from her brother and father.

So anyway, wanted to share this with ya.

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>>725017693
Did you try killing yourself?
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>>725017782
i considered it breifly, but im not that kind of person, im just really embarased and angry at myself but i think that's not reason to actually interrupt my life.
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>>725017693
rolf now i'm crying too thank you OP
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>>725017879
Just fuck her sister and skip town or are you "not that kind of person"?

>pussy
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>>725017693
This is all obviously your gfs fault. If she was doing her job in the first place you wouldn't have been that horny.
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>>725017879
Should have told her she sounds insane and you'd never say anything like that. Your reaction shows her you actually want to. Whether you do or dont. Should have played it off cool instead of flipping out
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This happened to me once, apparently I'm a racist cause I said "I hate niggers".
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>>725017917
I'm glad this brings joy to someone, it certainly didn't bring joy to me, or anyone i know. My mother told me she would cut me from the inheritance, fucking religious fantatics .IT WAS ONLY A DREAM

>>725017935
1) im not a pedophile
2) i dont wnat to go to jail
3) shes not into me so in addition it would be rape, so really its out of the question

>>725018024
yeah sure, telling her that would get me out of the trouble

>>725018066
i did play it cool! i didn't deny it, but i played it cool. I said that theres no way to know what it really means, dreams are complex and irrational, blah blah, some shit a psychiatrist friend once told me.

It was no use, she never even stopped crying.
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>pic not related(nobody is laughin)

Anon, another mistake. We are.
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>>725018223
>there's no way to know what it means.

>"I'm gonna rape a baby into you little bitch " then her sister name all while humping the matress.

For responding with such a retarted answer you deserve it.
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>>725018230
well fuck you haha. I don't think im really as bummed as i should be, this is very recent, and i never had this kind of sudden change in my life before. I guess i havent really understood the magnitude of the issue yet.

The idea of skipping town is getting more atractive every day
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>>725018329
hey fuckwad, its a dream ,its irrational. When you dream of a giant magic turtle, it doesnt mean you want that, its just a representation of something.

Im legit not atracted to her sister. surprisingly, i dont like her cause shes too young
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>>725018397
Hey "fucktard" Please explain what else it may mean when your saying you fuck the living shit out of her sister while screaming her name means. Im all ears.
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>>725018351
You're in fucked up situation, but it's not because you did something wrong. Dreams are dreams, girl reacted poorly because apparently she doesn't fucking care about your life or you could have handled it a little better. Probably both.

Right now, depending on your situation, you might think of skipping town or just live to fight another day. Don't care about her family, stay away from them and don't give them any reason to fuck with you.

Apart from her family, is there anyone else that knows about this and you've noticed any social repercussions?
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>>725018529
my psych friend said it could be represed feelings or some shit like that, i didnt really understand but he said all dreams are tricky and none mean what one thinks it means
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>>725018608
How old are you anon?
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>>725018590
>girl reacted poorly because apparently she doesn't fucking care about your life

would there be a girl that could be ok with this?
like would it be possible to have a girl say "oh honey, its ok, i understand you have a fantasy to rape my little sister, hehe, but dont actually do it you little rascal!!

>>725018590
>part from her family, is there anyone else that knows about this and you've noticed any social repercussions?
Yes oh my fuckign god yes. Not only her family knows, my family knows. My mother is not talking to me, my brothers pretend its ok but they look at me like im some creep, my aunt used to call me to babysit her children very often and of course since she found out i wasnt called not even once.


Even my boss called me and told me someone called him and told him the story. I think i managed to convince him it was just a revenge thing by an angry ex, but he wasnt very happy to hear about it either.

Some friends(ex-friends) of my know.

The worst thing is that as the word spreads the story gets distorted, some people are saying i have kiddie porn or that i actually touched her. Nothing farther from the truth, i just said some shit in my dreams god dammit, i cant wrap my head about being punished for that.
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>>725018814
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Do you really think that you actually did that, or is your gf just pulling shit out of her ass for the purposes of fucking with you? Does it sound plausible to you that you said that in your sleep? What you should've done is told her that she sounds fucking insane and needs to stop waking you up in the middle of the night for nonsensical bullshit. The credence you give to the narrative she has constructed shows that you are actually considering her sister sexually and are not shocked/repulsed by the thought of having sex with her -- you can conceive of a moment where you would possibly hump the mattress and say, "I'm going to trap a baby into you little bitch", and it doesn't seem that out-of-the-ordinary to you that you wouldn't discount it as fabrication.

Your GF is fucking with you.
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>>725018850
Why dont you sit and talk to her about it? Unless you really dont give two fucks about her. Haha
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>>725018841
Is a dream a rape fantasy? If you have no conscious control over what you see/do, is it a fantasy, or a hallucination? Dreams =/= reality. In a court of law, you can't say "he admitted to it in his sleep, your honor".
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>>725018883
well even if youre right, im done goofed now, it would look kinda suspicious if i changed my story now.

the thing is i know i talk in my sleep ocasionally, i some times said silly random shit and always dealt with it saying "well, i dont know i wasnt aware of it" and everyone seemed to understand that i dont have any kind of control over it.

>>725018932
you havent seen her reaction, i liked that girl, but its over, she called it, going near her house would be a serious risk to my safety.

>>725019015
no of course, i know that legally im off the hook, fuck i hope i am, with my fucking luck.

But that's not the problem, you know how people are, they dont follow the law they follow their own ideas. So to my ex im a piece of shit.
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>>725019126
How far away do or did live away from her?
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>>725019242
You*
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>>725018841
>girl being okay with this

I believe so. It wasn't like she caught you jerking off to pics of her sister. Or even if she got angry, she could have behaved a little more understanding, rather than go straight to fucking up your social life if not whole life (hopefully not).

>everyone knows

Well, fuck. Can't imagine how that feels. Did you tell your family what has happened? Did you tell truth or can you twist it a little?
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>>725019242
im relatively far, we live in different parts of town

>>725019289
i spoke to them over the phone, except my brothers who visited. I have 0 desire to deal with this shit. Im a simple person, i really didnt ask for this
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>>725019377
thank you anon, that's very helpful
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>>725017693
If anyone ask's just tell them she's a lieing bitch that was angry you told her you didn't love her anymore, or that you cheated on her or something.

Better then the alternative ay? women lie about this kinda shit all the time anyway thank god for the generation of SJW that cry rape at everything giving guys like us the opportunity to mock anyone with a valid concern or trauma.
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>>725017693
Just get mad at the bitch and say that she made this up to cover up her own cheating.
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>>725019510
that's what i did at work. With my friends and family i wasn't so quick to think, i legit thought any thinking person would be convinced by the fact that i didnt conciously say that.
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>>725019350

Check if you'll get any shit at work or if it'll stick to you in any way in day to day life. If not, move on.

You said you don't have any desire to deal with it, so don't do it, unless it becomes more serious.

I'd keep my eye on the work tho, boss isn't probably happy about all that fuss no matter if he thinks you're right or not. Nobody wants their business to be associated with boners for children. ;)
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>>725019571
Well, shit happens obviously not the girl for you. The right women would have invited her sister over drugged her and then held her down while you "fucked a baby into that little bitch". Move on, your going to be a random ass story told from time to time to a bunch of people that your probably never going to talk to again ever, shit happens, damage control this shit with your family, down play it w/e i am sure they don't even give a fuck anyway since most people are so wrapped up in their own problems that even the biggest of gossip usually only last a little while.

Don't see how its a big deal honestly, cut contact move on bang someone else the end, if you let yourself be hungup on this shit then an hero because there are better things you can do with your time.
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>>725017693
Op im a real psychiatrist, not like your friend. What you have is a serious condition and you should be medicated. From saying shit to doing shit in your sleep there's a small step. Don't listen to these assholes telling you it's ok, they're not your friends
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>>725019767

cont
Also, if your going to start raping little girls in your dreams and you have a tendency to sleep talk then do something about it, like maybe ball gag yourself or something i have no fucking idea.
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>>725019892
i refuse to believe that merely something i say and dont remember could be a basis for medication

>>725019895
yeah i thought about this, but how do i sell it to future girlfriends?

hey i may say rapey things in my sleep so i have to use this S&M ballgag, welp, good night!
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My wife wouldn't talk to me for a few days once, she eventually told me I was saying another woman's name in my sleep and spreading her ass or some shit. Told her she was being fucking stupid and she calmed down eventually lol. Just tell your girlfriend she's being a cunt
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>>725020269
>I was saying another woman's name in my sleep and spreading her ass or some shit.
wait so you actually tried to do something with her while asleep?

did the name she said meant anything to you?
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>>725019892
>im a real psychiatrist
>not like your friend
>don't listen to anons, they're not your friends

Bullshit, but I'll agree about that we're not friends here. That being said, I think most of us want to give an honest answer that might help op.

>>725020269
She's his ex, and clearly fucked in head. I don't think words would work here, it's way past that when everyone knows some version of the story. She'll never help him now.
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>>725020499
>clearly fucked in head.
how would you react to somoene threateaning to rape your little sister?
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>>725020686
Offer to help them.

I have problems.
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>>725020376
Dont know anyone by the name I said, but yeah I was trying to Fuck my wife up the ass in my sleep lol (apparently)
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>>725020686
>threatening

You use this term lightly. It's a dream. It's unconscious. OP didn't say this, didn't suggest it, didn't act upon it. Who are we to talk about his mind or that exact moment, we don't know the shit that went in his mind. Hence, I don't jump to conclusions.

If we'd all be charged for all the things we might think of in one second of our life, we'd all have been, groundlessly, fucked.
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OP, is it possible that her sisters name is also the name of someone else that you know? Because adult rape sounds better than child rape.
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>>725020845
>Fuck my wife up the ass in my sleep
lol lol, that constitutes rape you piece of shit

>>725020982
>If we'd all be charged for all the things we might think of in one second of our life, we'd all have been, groundlessly, fucked.
sure ok, everyone is a rapist then

heres your new babysitter, hes a 40 yo ex-con who constantly boasts about raping children but has never been definitely proved to do so.

woah!! you dont wnat him?? are you charging him fo rthe things he thinks??? waht a monster!!

seriously, libtard logic needs to end
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>>725021012
when i thought of that it was too late.
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HAHAHAHAAAAA
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Where you went wrong is

1) Listening to woman
2) Taking them seriously
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>>725021169
>40yo ex-con
>boasts
>everyone is a rapist

You can't be this stupid, can you?
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>>725017693
>>725017693

Just ignore her. If she's making a big deal about a dream, she can go fuck herself.
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>>725021332
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>>725021332
well you want to listen to a woman sometime if you want to have a girlfriend you fucking basement dweller
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>>725021169
>40 year old ex-con
>Consciously boasts about raping children regularly

>Presumably non ex-con anon
>Said some shit once in his sleep he says he doesn't remember

Do I really have to go father on who really has the libtard logic here?
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>>725017693
Seems like bs. I mean you didnt do anything. Anyone who gets this upset over something you mumbled in your sleep isnt worth while. As shes clearly a bitch.
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>>725021683
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Come on you fucking patriarchal males, i know you are all rapists and you dont care about rape.

but say if its something that really mattered to you, would it still not bother you

say your girl mumbles in her sleep " im gonna cut your dick with a scissor you fucker, i cheated on you and i enjoyed it, your dick is small im gonna cut it and burn your car"

wouldnt you be worried?

would you still want to be with that person?
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>>725021683
its the same shit you idiot, if you start cherrypicking whos dangerous and whos not then youre a libtard retard

Dangerous? then jail
simple
period
no special snowflake psychoanalitic logic like the anon in this post
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>>725021899

>>725022045
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op here, didnt mean to cause a shitstorm

are you saying some females would actually be ok with this?

i dont htink i know girls who would just shrug this off
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>>725017693
Fuck this shit, your girlfriend is a fucking idiot.
Move to another place but before, beat the living shit out of that bitch.
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>>725022252

i know a lot of girls. but they are educated in live in a big city.

it sounds like you are living in an 10k people town on the rust belt. sucks.
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>>725017693
the cold hard truth is that given the oportunity to do so without repercusions any male would try to rape and impregnate as many girls as possible. 12 is a little young but at around that age they start getting periods, thats nature way of saying they are mature.

im not saying you should do it, its wrong and its good that its illegal. but the cold hard truth is that everyone wants to
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what kind of person talks in their sleep? i don't know anyone that talks in their sleep
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>>725022948

>every male would do it

yeah, because every male is a rapist. are you feminist or trump supporter? because that retard logic applies to both groups.
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>>725023001

i do. i even have held conversations in my sleep. my cousin needed 10 mins to figure out i was still asleep.
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>>725023057
im a real man, and youre an homosexual if you dont admit it. If you do it youre a pervert, but if you re really stragiht you want it
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>>725023171

>If you don't feel the urge to rape little girls you are homosexual

i guess you are highly educated, earn around 200k/year and you have a beautiful wife and 3 smart little kids.

right?
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>>725023369
no, no kids till im 35. other than that yes, im a civil engineering major and i earn good money, not that much but good money.

what's your point?
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>>725023369
>>If you don't feel the urge to rape little girls you are homosexual
hes right you know, if you have a boner and you lived in a world without moral restrictions against it you WOULD impregnate preteens.

its just the way it is, it is objective biological fact of nature.
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