How you last died in a video game is how you will die IRL.

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>>724990895

i touched a turtle :/

>>724990895
Got double teamed by two weebs and a toaster

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>>724990895
I got shot in the chest.

>>724991100
check'd

what game?

Long sword to the chest and a quick decapitation to follow

AWP to the face

got injected by a medibot with poison and didnt realize it until 30 minutes later when i died in my sleep

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>>724990895
blasted to death by snake deity and its children

>>724990895
Froze to death while on fire.

Killed myself (to get somewhere faster)

Well fuck, i was burnt to a crisp by a horde of flying lava monsters

>>724990895
got tongue punched by a xenomorph

>>724990895
I'm dead

Same game, got my soul taken by Satan

>>724991931
dude you need to get the fuck off minecraft

>>724991931
This except it was an anomaly

fell off the ledge

>>724992284
:(

>>724990895
6 items master yi jumped on me and i was a very sad kogmaw

Falling Tetris blocks.

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Fuck thunderjaws man.

>>724990895
Jumping off ledges to level my Restoration.

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Fell on the floor and couldn't get up in time.

>>724990895
misjudged the height of a jump
playing tw3

>>724990895
I got kneed in the face and then punched at the speed of light

>>724990895
No one dies in Madden

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vomited on by mold. coulda been worse though

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I got shot by a stalker.

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also playing witcher 3 atm, got gang raped by a group of spiders while being low leveled.

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Oh boy...

i got an rpg to the junk by a teamate while escaping the cartels on a dirt bike

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No no no no.... plz no... can I trade the anon for bullet to the face?

Bodied by gnasher while shot by lancer. I'd say quick and painless

>>724990895
fell off a the roof of the mall in gta v

>>724990895
>died by misadventure

>>724990895
Killed by an ascendant sleeper in Morrowind, but that was about 30 levels ago.

>>724990895
Killed by a voodoo doctor's poison // HOTS

>All my pokemon fainted

Got my face blasted apart with bolt rounds in eternal cruade.

>>724992682
A corrupted one got me. I should have gone for a pot instead of letting the medicine regen me.

Stomped to death by a pack of pissed of snapmaws

>>724992488
You're a fucking faggot kys

>>724990895
Got blown up in an artillery peice

playing the ICO ps3 HD remaster

>fell to my death off a high tower

what do ya know, my greatest fear

got rekt by a stormbird

Giant Donkey Kong with the hammer from super smash bros

>>724990895
Shot by a Gewher 98

(Playing Verdun)

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I will be killed by a Hydra from Prototype 2.

GTA 5 Online Runners vs. Planes.

Fell to my death after a plane hit me... RIP

I ran out of moves while relocating candy

South Park Stick of Truth. Killed by Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus

I went to sleep

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>mowed down by brrrrt from an unidad attack chopper

It would probably be relatively quick and painless

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My legally blind friend tried to kiss me.

I failed to lead a cold war soviet regiment. Execution for me.

>>724990895
>out of bounds in golf with friends
fuck.

>>724990895
Eaten by a dog (inside)

>>724991001
same here

HCIM on Runescape. Haven't died yet.

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Pump action shot gun to the back

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Falcon punched!

>>724993003
illiterate fuck.

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>>724990895
brute trampling....

>>724990895
Final Sting from a bee in FFXIV

Killed by a spin botter with no chance to defend myself.

Killed by a deformed man in the shape of a crab chatting, "HELP OUR CRAB FRIENDS."

>>724990895
I died of old age in the year of our lord 856. Long live King Henry II!

Crusader Kings 2 btw

>>724990895
Im gonna fall off a cliff somewhere in Bolivia

I was shot to death by a minigun and left to die because shitty teammate just wanted the helicopter...fuck wildlands

>>724991351
Kek.

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Mr.game and watch hit me with a frying pan

Died from the vacuum of space as I watch my ship break apart from overwhelming fire from kinetic rounds.

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>>724993252
Such a good fucking game.

M. Bison kicked my ass

Gmod kill command.

>>724998201
Starsector?

My civilization will be conquered. Sorry guys, I guess I am taking all of the western world out with me.

Bullshit assassin samurai triple team

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Killed by this fucker...

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Blasted myself to shit with my own stickybomb trying to make a last-minute push

>>724991100
For honor

>>724990895
well I guess I'm android boy 9S joining 2B in the grave after being stabbed by A2 as she's also dying. Nier Automata true ending. Feelsbadman.

>>724990895
Killed by a near all powerful seraph that was trying to cleanse the word for his bent sense of justice. Neat.

Death by ghost

>>724990895
Killed by goddamn Shaco

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Die by toxicity in no man's sky : / .

(pic semi-related because i found it on internet)

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I aggro'd too many of these assholes...at least my Dirge died quickly...

I don't play video games

IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!

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Critical Rocket
Atleast death will be swift...

>>724993033
finally someone that plays re7!!!!

>>724990895
Gassed
But I ain't no Jew

Bamp

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>>724999234
You've never lived

>>724998391
Mortal Kombat is overrated

MGS V
A care package landed on me in the Afghan desert.

>>724997941
Dirt biking and hit some small stones that throw me off my bike in Bolivia. Doesn't matter that I'll be going about 5mph, I'll snap my neck and instantly die.

>>724990895
http://plays.tv/video/58c2495d7b4989108a/11-35pm-3-9-2017
>>724991100
Same, except mine was bots.

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I was blown up by a creeper

>NieR: Automata
Ran over by a tank.

>>724990895
Car accident in gta 4

Got fucking smashed by a car in GTA online when I didn't look while crossing the street. :(

WWII

>>724995337
KEK

>>725001167
Look how close that hit was, had your execute confirmed just a few frames sooner, it would have healed you maybe enough to survive the raider's attack.

Clipped through a wall and fell endlessly into the void

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>>725001599
>look

Dark souls3 deacons of the deep

I reckon I can take em

>>724993033
I got DPd by the 2 boomer molds to death

>>724995734
Topkek m8

>>724990895
Got my side torso punched out, while running an XL-engine in my Cataphract. Could die worse than piloting a 70-ton battlemech.

Getting shot by a black German ww1 sniper?

>>725001825
They gang rape like you are a choir boy

Tried to punch a corpse but threw a molotov instead :(

>>724990895
Hooked and headshot by Roadhog, fuck

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>>724990895
getting cored by a 2000 mm cannon

>>724990895
One of the Four Kings of New Londo gave me a hug

>>724990895
an alligator bit my house.

>>724992960
what game is this? SSB against Cpt. Falcon?

>>724991001
Touched a goomba

I got sent to the Shadow Realm by Yami Marik's Challenge Deck if that counts

>>724995734
you fell off the roof, didn't you?

>>725003463
Smough sat on my face.

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Jumped off of a bridge. Well, I jumped off of a bridge because I was being swarmed by biters and whatever those acid spitting faggots are called, and I didn't want to lose as many survivor points so I made it look like I slipped and fell.

Afk'd as a botanist and got killed by deepeyes.

>>725003853
did you kill pikachu at least?

>>724990895
Shot down by a Jap during WW2 in the Pacific.
At least I get to be a time traveler before I die?

>>724990895
Got both arms sawed off by a masked sexual sadist with a grudge, used sick karate skills to maul an entire army with nothing but my legs and teeth, saved my adopted daughter, found out she was never in any danger and I just killed some of her closest friends for basically no reason, begged in tears for forgiveness, dropped dead of exhaustion and grief.

Not a bad way to go. :I

got attacked by a bear and a wolf came to finish me off (the long dark)

>>724990895
poisoned to death by a blue cat-person, there's worse ways to go...

Went insane during a long voyage as a Zeecaptain.

I was tackled by a large German man in a suit of armor and a rocket powered war hammer.

>>724999198
so you are the one guy that still plays that game

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>>724990895
Got fuckin AWPed. At least it'll be quick.

My characters died from suffocation in a pit of piss with a ladder slightly out of reach. Guess the game

>>725004767
D&D

>>725004767
Call of duty

>>725004821
Nope. Its in alpha right now

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>>724990895
I'll die by failing to jump.

>>725005024
same

>>725004966
oxygen not included. trending piece of shit

U cant die in FFXV lol

>>724990895
>be me
>playing heavily modded Fallout
>fucking bitches
>settlment under attack
>rocket turrets taking care of shit
>Ghoul gets close to me fucking Curie on a car
>rocket turret cares not for giving fucks
>Rockets hit the car
>die in nuclear explosion
>animation is still looping while flying high above Sanctuary

>>725005271
Indeed

>>724990895
>Playing CKII as the Mongols
>Die of complications from some disease as Jochi Khan in my palace in Baghdad after destroying Islam surrounded by concubines
>71, probably would have lived longer but Jews make terrible Court Physicians

All in all, not a bad way to go. Sucks that my heirs were all different branches of Christendom, that'll be a clusterfuck and a half.

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Death by Pulse Nova

>>724990895
>be me
>running in abandoned factory building
>hear some 15 people get shot to death.
>Start peaking around corner
>getting shot at
>ohshit.jpg
>run back into my tunnel,
>suddenly get damaged, fucking lag
>running around more
>to much noise
>slow down hear someone coming behind me
>OHFUCK.jpg
>suddenly a fucking russian holding a shotgun on the side of his hand come rolling around the corner
>ded

>tldr i got raped in escape from tarkov

>>724990895
63 dharok axed..

>>724993319


Fucking Duriel.

>>724990895
got assaulted by 35 pirate spaceships while building my second mothership

(starmade)

Got gangraped by 5 naked people with spears in rust the worst part about it. They were children!

>TFW some dude somewhere runs outside of Tindrem naked, as 3 mounted reds come and and hit him in the head with an axe, literally exploding it.

I watched it from the gate.

>>725006594
*pirate ships that i have made by my own, normal ships cant do shit

>>724990895
My horse and I got surrounded by Elric devotees, my horse quickly dried, as it tried to save me, by driving as best it could. It was not enough. It died. Mere seconds later, I was torn to shreds, my life slowly slipped away as I tried to survive, desperately slashing at the crazed fiends swarming me.
It was fruitless.

If we're counting Pokémon, I'll be crushed in an avalanche after being viciously assaulted by a flaming bird.
If we're not counting Pokémon, I will die by falling down a bottomless pit.

>>724998199
I got punched by Captain Falcon.

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didn't take my happy pills

Got burnt by a fucking dragon

>>724990895
Walked into a stupid green wall

>>724990895
My spaceship was shot to shit by about 10 hostiles while fighting a civil war.

Looks like I'll live for quite a while, boys!

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I am not entirely sure since it has been a while since I played anything, or atleast anything in which you can die.
But my best quess is
>Trying to fight my way through the wild on a hostile alien planet
>Starting to get swarmed by these horrid creatures, closely resembling things such as lizards, crabs, and fire itself
>No choise but to keep fighting to stop their numbers from getting completely overwhelming
>Somehow manage to dodge and weave my way around these monsters while getting solid hits in, have barely been scratched
>But it was not enough, their numbers are simply too much to handle
>They coordinate a single devastating strike
>It succeeds
>My body is utterly devastated and I am sent flying through the air
>My vision goes dark, it is all over now
>But it was not all for nothing
>For now I finally understand
<My music was simply not electric enough

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Shot by chechen mujahideen

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Right here mate

>>724995734
top kek

went afk and was killed by nightborne and demons :S

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>>724990895
Pot shot to death by a shit sniper who caught me in an open field.

Realistically, such a painful, humiliating way to go...

>>724990895
burned by Lava. which is not an unreasonable way to go, seeing as I am a geologist irl.

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poisoned by an impossible to hit piece of shit

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DayZ SA.

Had two bandits track me from NWAF to Lopatino. Got into a heated gunfight in the town. Killed one, was then shot in the side of the head by a magnum.

Unsure if 2nd guy or 3rd party.

I got spotted on European Extreme

>>725004172
azuras wrath ?

It's not me playing, but... This.

http://plays.tv/s/LB8cQ6jQ6PXt

>>725004705
Not him, but they're actually improving it. Not enough for me to play, but it's getting there.

Grandia
Fight the second lieutenant with the glasses
>Forgot to save and heal up

>>724991200
For me also. But in space.

>>724992682
Thunderjaws are ez, it's the Stormbirds that you have to look out for.

a small demon smacks my butt once with an open hand.

Diablo 3, ventured into a greater rift that was too hard.