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Hey /b/, stuck on a 12 hour shift over night. How you guys doing

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Hey /b/, stuck on a 12 hour shift over night. How you guys doing tonight
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I have a math test tmwr i should be reviewing but im on /b/

Where do you work?
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>>724988380
DUTY IS SACRED HONOR PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION GET OFF YOUR PHONE FAGGOT
jk better find that noose boy
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>>724988380
Doing great. On watch?
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>>724988474
U.S Army
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>>724988380

Quit malingering you piece of shit! Right now, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, somebody is walking on Sergeant Major's grass and nobody is fucking him up for it.
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>>724988613
Yep cq till 9am
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>>724988495
Shit they didn't issue me one
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>>724988812
Ohhh nice

You use Tor?
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>>724988818
Fuck csms' grass
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>>724988955
No
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>>724988871
Ouch... Hope you packed some Monsters. What's your MOS?
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Thank you for your service
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>>724989066
91B yeah got a shit ton of espresso shots
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>>724989186
Thank you for your support
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>>724989186
>>724989223

Yes. Now kiss...
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>>724989281
Shit anything would be better than this shithole
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>>724988474
>Math
>Mathmatics
>*Maths

>Al-oo-min-um
>Aluminium
>*Al-oo-min-e-um

>Bay-zil
>Basil
>*Bas-ill

>Eggplant
>Aubergine

>Friendly fire
>*Incompetence

I am of course fucking with you.

Not bad OP not bad, trying to figure out what exactly US flag is on in that picture as it doen't look like a combat jacket.
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>>724989058
Any creepy/horror/weird experiences while on duty?
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>>724989364
Just my ocp regular duty uniform, I haven't been deployed yet I will soon though
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>>724989190
Noice! Are you in AIT? I have a friend there right now for 91B.
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>>724989374
No I'm fairly new to the army, just some funny shit pulling duty in basic. The drill sergeant made us practice our prone stance for shoot qual the next day, and I fell asleep and he woke up the whole company for me just to smoke us all. I got my ass beat for that...lol
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>>724989552
Oh sheet nah I just got to my first duty station 2 weeks ago
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>>724989722
dubs dont like

>kek
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>>724989782
Aw damn! Hm. Did you know a tall asian, last name starts with a P?
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>>724989918
Fuck it... dubs decides what I do for the next 11 hours
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>>724990000
Holy Phuck
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>>724990000
Goddamn lovin those quads...lol nah that could've been so many people... did he tell you what company he's in at least?
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20 days to ets privates! Done with this shit. BTW hope your not at hood. I am and I hate it.
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>>724990192
No, unfortunately not :/ I'm not sure if he's still there. I'm stationed in DC so I may pop down to see him before I PCS.
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>>724990230
Nah I'm at schofield
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>>724990268
Oh dam where you going to?
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>>724988812
Should have joined the chair force, I'm laying comfortably in my bed, but anyways have fun brother
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>>724990354
Defense Attache Office Cairo, Egypt :)
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MOS?
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>>724990074
I meant to say lie XDDDD

>>724990000
i love those quints you stole
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>>724990269
Heard great shit about that place. Well good luck with that blinker fluid and exhaust samples. Going to sleep. No pt for this motherfucker!!!
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>>724990447
Are you in the army?
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>>724990471
91B
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I need my dick to be bigger, does anyone know if penis enlargement pill really work, is it worth?
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>>724990666
TRIPS
Nah, Navy.
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MOS?
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>>724990565
Shit...wait you forgot your batteries... for your chemlight of course
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>>724990734
Pog 11b here
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>>724990500
Shit I'm only 1 hour In and I'm about to go awol
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While your up you can make "a box of grid squares"
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>>724990842
Fuck you... you can't do shit without the trucks I fix
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you fucking faggot, I work 12 hour shifts 5 days a week in the civilian world, stopping dog fights. Ide rather get shot in the arms or legs than take pitbull or bull terrier bites.
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>>724990972
Nah ltc has all of them in his office
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>>724990915
Oh shit dude

it's lek fucking 12:19am here

GL
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>>724991041
Stopping dog fights? Sounds edgy
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I fucking hate texas, thanks air force
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>>724991090
It's only 7pm here
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>>724991249
Oh still early

tbh i would hate working late shifts, could be pretty fucking scary, but maybe because I'm young.
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>>724990981
>can't do shit without the trucks I
Not like we dont walk everywhere anyways
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Ok ok let's hear it whos fucking the the LT or the senior NCOs
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>>724991640
i am the lt and i masturbate does that count
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>>724991577
Too fucking right lol
Where you stationed at brother?
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>>724991640
Csms fucking a fuzzy and stars fucking a butter
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>>724991565
How old are you
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>>724992502
Well
Don't want to make this b8 tbh
you can prob gues now
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>>724993174
Oh sheet
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>>724993475
>>724993475
>>724993475
lel dont expose
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>>724993544
Did you get on this site with out your parents permission?
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>>724993712
No
I'm a newfag
Love the honesty of oldfags/newfags on this site.
Can finally post my honest opinions and call others faggots while feminists or butt hurt fags dont get in the way whining or bitching on how i called them a faggot.

Yeet 4chan is my home
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>>724993913
Please don't use yeet, fam. It's offensive to my cat.
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>>724994121
Sorry Anon

:((
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What you guys up too...I'm still in this chair. My ass is starting to hurt
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>>724994272
Aint no thang, g. Just make sure you mind your ps and qs for the duration of your stay in uncle touchys puzzle basement.
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>>724988380
Boot fucking pog
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>>724994619
KEK

got that sir.
GTg to sleep night aon
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>>724988380
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