Let's get this shit going again /b/ros.
We spread the rumor that Zayn Malik from one direction has tested positive for HIV.
Spread #ZaynHasAIDS and #Pray4Zayn on twitter. Let's get this shit on the news. I know you faggots can do it.
Here is the 'leaked' document diagnosing Zayn with HIV
Where are the anons from the last thread? Get in here.
Too obvious? Everyone knows about habbo.
K I need some shit to fill this fake article with. any ideas?
We've kind of already got a basic story laid out.
What we have so far is an anonymous source leaked Zayns medical documents proving he has HIV. Zayn wanted to keep this a secret, and denies that he has HIV.
Fuck theres this stupid clonezone shit at the bottom...
You fuckers have this all wrong. Medical records would not indicate AIDS foremost, but rather would indicate the an HIV infection. The latter is a virus for which people are regularly tested. The former is simply a syndrome that, while most often caused by the HIV virus, is not necessarily done so.
So, if you really want to not sound retarded, you should spread that rumor that he has tested positive for HIV, and not that he "has AIDS".
If you don't put me in it your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.
It's a very good start. I have a few suggestions you might consider:
- he should be listed as a "former One Direction member", since he left the group
- Articles tend to use last names for formality, so, after stating his full name at the beginning, the rest of the article should refer to him as "Malik".
- AIDS isn't "contracted" but rather "develops from" or is "caused by" an HIV infection.
- You should state that calls to Malik were not returned, or that his publicist wouldn't comment on the matter.
Ok here we go guys. It's not perfect but it's the best I can make it.
Spread this around and drown out anyone who thinks its fake.
Im so glad I witnessed this you glorious faggots.
>An anonymous source
I see what you did there
Anyone gonna help me shitpost this thread into oblivion?
Niggers are the most useless race on this planet today.