State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

Is this going to be a daily thing?

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>>724969864
>No job
>$0.00/hour
>32 years old

>>724969864
> Mechanical engineer at Morrison
>17.50/hr
>18

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>>724969864
"Chef" @ Wendy's that's pretty funny

>>724969864
Greg, don't come into work tomorrow your fired

>>724970259
>Mechanical engineer
>18
>post degree or it didn't happen

>>724969864
Chairman of marketing company. $485k. 42 years old

>Armyfag
>81k/yr
>33

>>724969864
I'm job, salary, and age

>School district theatre manager
>$14/hr
>20

>>724969864
Most recently
>Sales
>12/hr
>23 years old

Currently
>Rainbow kid
>Whatever comes my way
> 23

I can't sit at a desk and ask old folks for their medicare information anymore. Thought about blowing my brains out daily.

>>724971911
And check 'em.

>>724970137
Found the newfag

>>724971977
Top kek. Let's see if it works three times in a row.

chef at wendy's
$8.75/hour
43

>>724969864
Teavana
10.50 per hour
18

>>724972619
Also UFC gym

Nsa employee payment is watching your kids through Webcams

>Lawyer, self employed
>$300K+
>38

$50,000 a year, warehouse manager, 25

>>724969864

>slave at plantation
>half loaf of bread/day
>between 30-34
>still better than OP

>>724969864
private security
depends on job i'm assigned or take up myself
25

>Davey tree climber
>18.47
>29

Make a 3 dollar raise if I get a CDL. Just started with this company in the last 6 months with almost 0 experience and I cut trees down with chainsaws from the top down.

>>724969864
Ummm, Insurance claims, handle Work Comp. $106K 34 days vacation every year. Soul belongs to the man. He got it cheap.Keep flipping burgers, it' happier.

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>>724970137
Yes and sometimes if we're very lucky, we get two of them!

>Managing Partner at Private School
>60$/hour plus 100k annual salary plus 33% of profit (150-200k)
>43

Paraeducator
14.93
27

RN with BSN
$40
31

>>724973455
show tits

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>>724973663

I'm a guy, sexiest cuck

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Unemployed
$0.00
18

Used to be
Aquarium service technician
$11.00
17

>>724974130
You have NO idea how good those things taste. A little balsamic and mustard powder...it's an actual delicasey

>>724974038
racist nigger

>embedded software
>23
>$80k
Quitting and going back to school so I can make six figures though

>>724972850
Muh nigga.

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>>724974279
The aquariums are always full of tasty things

>>724974462
yeah I know....but heres the thing: even that sand tastes amazing. I don't know if you've ever tried but ANYTHING sitting in aquarium water for more then 20 days is DELECTABLLE

>pharmacy technician
>12.00 / hour
>31 years old

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>Panera
>$9.00/hour
>20 years old

>>724969864
>soldier (& beeing paid for studying)
>2k/month
>23

>Jack In The Box Fast Food
>11.50 / hour
>18 years old

>Travelex Sales Consultant
> $18/Hour
>19 Years Olds

>>724969864
>gas station attendant
>15/16k a month
>23

Its my first job after failing at college

>>724971094

>army
>wage

gtfo welfare queen
same also to any service fags in here hurr durr protectin mu cuntry hurr

>>724972910
Mah nig

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Seed salesman (everything but soybeans and corn) $40,000/year, 28 y/o....also dubs

30
$200/hour
critical care physician

>>724975688
You got mah dubs

25
80k/yr
Software Engineer

>>724975451
ITT:
A gas station attendant makes between 180 and 192 dollars a year

>software developer
>$30/hr
>24

I could be doing better but I'm not trying in life at all. I can't imagine what I'd be doing if I even used a quarter of my ass to do anything.

>Service Desk Analyst I
>$16
>24

$12/hr
18
I make ice cream

>>724975819
Yeah you'd still be a lying faggot

>>724974130

Peppermint Shrimp! I ran one of the largest fish stores in cali for 8 years. Blacktip reef sharks, gem tangs, coral up the wazoo.

Sell beer now

>>724973132
Don't be silly, it's not the same person, wage cucks just have a hivemind

>>724976035
why do you think i'm lying?

>>724969864
retail manager, $20/hr, 23

>>724975765
Well, i should add that those aren't dollar but Argentinian pesos.
So if we would change those 192k pesos to dollars it would be 12k dollars a year.

>>724975762
Do you have degree?

33 : ISP NOC Drone : 50K

Trainer in a call center
27 years old
21/hour

Optical Technition $15/hr
Chef $14/hour

>>724974462

> Cyanobacteria
> painted, man made rock
> not scraped back
> no fish

0/10

>>724975181
not beeing paid to study though

>drug dealer
>BANDZ
>only 16 niqqa

TV/Broadcast Freelancer
26 yrs old
50k/yr

>>724976582
mods mods mods

computer programmer

$27 per hour

30

the lack of exercise at the office has made me fat

programming is boring so i have become a coffee addict just to keep me focused on the job

some dumbass girl keeps pushing ridiculous deadlines on our projects and our programming lead greenlights it every time

i hate my job and i hate my life

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>>724976507
Two jobs? How do you do it bro?

It Risk/security guy

38

120k/year

>>724969864

>you're

>>724970777

I got all paranoid there for a sec...

>>724969864

>Bellman at a 4 star hotel
>$13.25 an hour average $18-$25 an hour w/ tips depending on the season
>28 Years old

>>724969864
>Paraeducator

Teaches coloring.
Wipes ass.
Sucks retard dick.

>>724976861

>works at wendy's

checks out

Maintenance
65k/year
23

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Really? This is the copypasta we liked enough from the mid-2000's to keep reusing? Fine. Here we go.

Engineer, 27 years old, 90k base, 20k bonus/stock, 110k total.

Architectural Engineer
$20/hour
19y/o

19
8.90/hr+Union benefits
Cashier at grocery store
Thinking about being a security guard I heard it was an easy job anybody have any experience?

Concrete Materials State Supervisor
84k per year
29

>28 years old
>long term substitute teacher
>$150 / day

Moving soon to another long term sub position where the pay is a little better. $200 / day if I recall correctly.

It's not a bad job. I just wish I could land a contractual, permanent teaching job.

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>>724969864
>Welding/medical gas supply
>14.00/hr
>20

Overnights at a hotel
23
$13/hr

How do I break out of this shitty cycle? I'm broke as shit and can't afford to go back to school. I don't wanna be this poor forever.

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I made a graph...

>>724978352
Good/fast money is in hard labor, not desk jobs.

>>724969864
>Temp at a paper pulp factory
>10 an hour
>23

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>>724969864


> seller on ebay, etsy, and amazon. Also, own 3 retail websites, and run two semi successful youtube channels. Neighbors actually think I sell drugs or something sketchy. My 12 yr old neighbor asked me once if I was a drug dealer. I guess he heard it at home. And I actually have a bachelors in accounting, but have never done any type of accounting for anyone. Fuck having managers and schedules. I rather make less and be on my own.
>Varies wildly from $30k to $55k a year.
>33

>>724969864
Grand dragon at Wendy's
88$/h and a 500$ bonus for each dead nigger in my realm
55 years of age

>>724969864
>Warehouse Manager
>63K a year
>34

>>724978584
Holy shit I made 105k last year. I'm the shit. Utilities mutha fucka!

>>724978461
How do I get into that? I don't necessarily want like a huge amount more money. I just want to be making like 15-20. Are there jobs I'm not thinking of?

>line cook at a country club
>13.25/hour
>20

>>724975688
Your job is thirty and you make 200/hour?

>>724970559
>>724976861

Wow only two guys who fell for the bait today and gave him free bumps

Nice

>sage

>>724978821
Had to be a typo
has to be $20

>Supervisor at Krispy Kreme
>$12.60 an hour, $18.90 overtime
>19

>>724969864
>beverage director for restaurant group
>80k
>29

>>724969864
>penis manager
>$??????????/hr
>???????????????????????????

IT Computer fixer
70K a year
29

Building operator
$29.44/hour plus overtime and on call
32 years old

Structural drafter
$13.00
24 y/o

amazon warehouse worker
14.50
28 year old

are you a former criminal? how can you be making 8.75 an house at 37?

Retail sales booze, 27, $80K

>>724969864
Game Dev/Artist
80k/yr
20

>>724977013
trips means it's true

>>724978759
I mean I'm not sure what exactly in your area, but yes there is always something.
The easy/obvious ones being construction/city management/landscaping

>>724975479
This

>>724979327
I could probably afford the community college. Are there courses I could take to get a leg up in construction?

smokes pot at a restaurant
20 years old
15

Chief Technology Officer
$136k/a

>>724979526
I'm saying those are entry level jobs. Something like construction especially.
Simply having an extra set of hands on a jobsite is worth more than you know.

>>724979661
Oh. I'm bad at this. 25yo

>>724979038
are they really giving you fags 14 as a start or is that a lie?

Assistant Store Director @ a grocery store

56k/yr

35 yrs old

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Orderfiller @ Walmart Distribution Center
$20/hr
26

Crime lab. 48k

>>724969864
>Sanitation Engineer for Waste Management
>$14.50/hout
>25 years old

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>>724969864


Security Guard 50%
24.- Dollars per hour
Approx 2-3k / month

Social Worker 60%
3k / month fix
25 hours/week


>both in leading positions

Also studying thursday & friday at the university atm.


Soo around 75000 / year


I am 25..6 Months ago i had nothing. Whats your excuse /b/?

Ops Manager in BPO firm.
$75k
33

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>>724975819
Look up Wax - If i tried harder


You're welcome

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>>724977894
Yeah, if you are fit, have a little bit of brainpower and are honest it'll be great..if you're s fucking baby youll quit eventually..

>>724969864
>Internal auditor
>2,5k euros a month
>24 years old

>>724981166
That doesn't sound like a lot... is that take home or pre-tax? In the States, internal auditors would start around 40-50k pre tax.

>Software Engineer for USAF (Contractor)
>50k/year
>21

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>>724980164

That pussy is dead.

>>724981586
What if someone solicits you for secret information? With money or blackmail?

>insurance broker
>13,000 month
>43

>>724981094
thats a great pic. But forever and a day I'll wonder why people don't get they're club feet AND club toes fixed. Hammered it out!

forklift trainer
16 an hr
38ish a year
24

i am working just to pay rent. it sucks

>>724976773
How'd you get into the field? looking to get int IT/Security myself

Started career at 26
Network engineer 60k
Currently leaving to another job
Age 28
80k at new company
>I think my life might actually be ok soon :)

>>724981812
Wouldn't risk it. I'm way too fortunate in my life at the moment.

>>724982192
Guess I ought to clarify, blackmail - of course - would be a different issue. I can't think of much that I do that is truly blackmail worthy. Guess I could be surprised but if someone wanted to expose (for example) I have a moderate foot fetish I mean.. go ahead.

>>724969864
Pretty sure this is a clever Wendy's promo at this point

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>chemical engineer working upstream oil
>98k
>24

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>>724981893
I am an ass guy you see, soo i dont care about the feet, even tough feet threads deliver great assshots always..

>Electrician

>$12/hour

>19 years old

>>724982539
but that's the illusion isn't it. The one we all don't talk about on here specifically. All the other web pages I visit DO TALK about it. It's actually more important then oytu think. It's far more important then figuring out who is where and why it's happeneing. Just silly. Silly SILLY stuff on here every now and again.

Toxicologist.
$38,400.
27 years old, but I still feel like a 9 year old girl.

>>724982192
>>724982329
Very interesting. But if you tell your higher ups someone tried to pay for secrets, they'd probe your ass for bugs and shit

Iron worker
18/hr
22

>Water Heater Support
>15.00
>22

>>724973455
I'm in school right now to be RN. How long did it take you to get to $40 an hour?

>>724982734
Fuck is that all you get? Are you any good? I need to hire someone to rewire my house and I'm getting quoted like 5 grand

>Accountant's assistant
>11.55/hr
>24

>>724983021
depends what state you work in

>>724982805
You're probably right. Can't say I would/wouldn't submit the information, especially as some of the offers could literally come from something akin to a 'Prince of Nigeria' offer. I haven't seen it yet but I'm sure there are instances where one submits a report and after an investigation looses their security clearance. Not my realm but my guess is that if you have other factors that'll only contribute to a loss of your position.

>>724983079
I work in a merit shop as an apprentice, just started this year and they pay for my schooling for 4 years to be a journeyman. Pretty good though, what did you need done that got quoted 5gs?

>>724983142
lmao 'looses.'

private security, 18.50, 29

>>724971981
It's a meme you dip.

Infrastructure analyst
72K/year with benefits and retirement package
29
500k house (39% of mortgage paid)
Two vehicles paid for
No debt other than mortgage

Not the worst feels my bros

What would be the best state to start IT Security?

>QA Supervisor for a AAA video game developer
>55K Canadian per year
>35 years old

>>724983205
2 story 3br house has wiring fron 40s bit a brand new 200amp box. Need all outlets and fixtures rewired so shits up to code and won't burn me down. But it's fucking snaking wiring!

Pharmacy Tech
15.50/hr
29

>>724969864
>child care provider
>$9.00/hour
>19 years old

>>724983568
Honestly I only do commercial and industrial work, I know how a house is wired and its basically what I do in my commercial field minus the conduit pathways. Where do you reside, out of curiosity?

>>724981586
>>724983436
Recommend you try Miami, the Midwest, and Washington (if US-based). Large IT centers there (amongst others) as well as gov't contracts.

Honestly just hit up all the job sites and other outlets, write a good anime and you'll find yourself there before you can blink.

>>724983767
NJ

Sign shaker for Liberty tax
$10.50/hour
17 years old

>>724969864
>Senior Programmer, Microsoft
>135K/year
>29

>>724983838
Did they give an estimate on the time it will take to rewire the house?

>>724975479
Aww, someone is upset that he's a worthless cunt that will never be anything but a piece of shit. How sad

>>724983921
1 week

>>724983902
lol im 23 software engineer making 160 + 30k bonus...u mad? brb going to equinox

>>724975268
11.50 at Jbox and I still get shorted out a taco every time

>>724983902
Fuck you if you worked on windows 10.

>>724969864
>manger of restaurant
>15$/hr
>17yrs

>>724984042
Damn, if they're making 5k for that one week they're going to bank in. They could be charging much more though

>>724976671
Why do you hate your life? You have a good job.

>>724984166
Nope; Surface.

I am really pissed about windows 10
>>724984047
Oh we are including bonuses and stuff
82K last year in bonus
+ almost 200k in stock options.

>>724983902
How's the job?

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I sell tours and get couples to see a timeshare on Miami Beach.
>20+/hr
>26yo

>>724984203
2 of you's x $12 x 12 hrs x 5 days = $1440 for labor. $500 material. $3k profit. It's the License... you can't do the work without it even though you don't practically need it

Video Producer at a Megachurch
17/hr
22

>>724984422
Pretty good; I get to only work ~50 a week, and get vacations about 1week / 2 months.

Also, get a basic degree (associates) and work as a lab engineer;they start at 21/hour and go up to 55/hour at lab engi 3

>>724984625
(at MS that is)
just move to kirkland or bothell and commute
houses are fairly cheap there

>>724981586
>>724984253

Not assuming you don't have one, but a desk job really wears down on you in a very short time. Especially depending on environment and the apathetic qualities of other people at your job. If you're surrounded by slackers and you care about your job you end up busting your ass and hating them all.

If you're stagnant, 8 hours a day can really erode you quickly. Especially if you don't care about your job.

Aside from the cycle, which can take its toll, I assure you. All this sounds really minor and I assure you it is, people become locked into the idea that their job is the base-level for comparison in accomplishment and enjoyment in life.. at the end of the day, smile, shut up, you're more fortunate than most, and do your work when it comes to you.

>>724969864
>>724969864
>chef
>13.00
>19

Produce assistant 17 an hour 16

systems admin
47k
32yrs

>>724976509
Are fucking stupid? That's Haitian rock and look harder theres fish in it but it's mainly a coral tank

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>>724984750
Stop being a beta, whiny fucktard and start playing a smarter game at your job. Dont be a Giovan Idiot..

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>Software Dev
>$65k-$75k / yr
> 22 years old

Go to college for CompSci, faggots.

>>724983593
honestly???? The BEST jobber there is. Only the dishonest prove otherwise. It's sill y really to argue again the same career choice of the job we do when questioned by our uppers

>>724984410
Why dont you like windows 10?

>E-6 in US Navy
>around $16/hour
>28 years old

>>724985251
and? .not to you

>>724985901
there isn't...omg ever

Because its not Linux.

>>724978590
You are kkk?

>>724969864
>SSgt/Weather Forecaster for the USAF
>E-5 Pay, $2670 a month (4 years in)
>25

Monthly pay is shit, but I'm living for free, and came out of tech training with an associates in applied sciences. Honestly, if you have even half a brain and are tired with your shit life, join the Air Force, its been a great time.

>>724969864
Swedish game player
99999999999999 an hour
I don't know how old I am bros

>>724986079
wth is that. What is it. OMG LOL it's forver there infront of your stupid mouth

Clinical Analyst
$93k
26

No degree. Happy to answer questions

Dubs getter
I do it for the lolz
27

>>724986974
My parents arnt proud

>>724969864
>systems engineer
>117k plus stock
>35 years old
>no degree

>>724969864
>Chef at Wallmart
>Chef.75 an hour
>Chef years old

>>724976501
Oh, so you're in India

19 Y.O e-3 airforce, 22k before tax. vehicle operations

How the fuck do all these military tards make <$20 an hour lel

Mexican Drug Cartel
$150K an hour
U.S. Prison (until my next tunnel is finished).

>>724987240
Where ya stationed at? I'm at Keesler atm.

>>724987329
Because getting paid $1310 a month to live off-base, an additional $270 a month for food, free healthcare with zero wait times, free education, and professional career building skills are worth <20$ an hour?

>>724987329
first year, plus 1 k every year raise

>>724987600
McDill, ive been making cutting boards at the woodshop to be sent home and sold

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>EMT
>14.50/hr
>27 yo

>>724987808
Damn, MacDill is a nice base, been there a couple times for weather briefings. Tampa area is pretty chill.

>>724975085
>not calling it bread co
>dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow

>>724975479
>welfare
>implying we sit on our asses all day

Gtfo edge lord. I'm earning my degree through bullshit and being on call 24/7. Have fun with clearing all that debt you're going to rack up while I'm getting OJT and a degree for free.

>>724988459
Military preys on people that think you have to go to college to be someone. If you're seriously there for free education so you can get a good job, you don't need it. If you're there for healthcare, you can stay on your parents until 26. If you're there to make money... you're not. You're just living off the welfare of taxpayers. Military cucks are the dumbest most brainwashed idiots on the planet. You know "patriotism" was just a concept created for cheap labor?

>>724988749
Projecting a whole lot there pal. I'm a computer programmer, getting paid to learn how to legitimately code for an enterprise business while getting my degree at the same time. No one in my career field stays in past their first enlistment because they're offered jobs starting at 80k+ as soon as they're about to separate.

>Aerospace Engineer
>85/hour
>25

>>724988749
>18 year old grunt
>4 year enlistment
>gets OJT and schooling while serving
>leaves at 22 with a bachelors
>never had to pay rent
>never had to pay for food
>never had to pay for education
>never had to pay for healthcare
>companies THROW money at you just because hiring veterans makes them look good and gives them tax breaks
>have the option to reenlist as an officer and make actual money and social status

Yeah man, being in the military sure does suck?

Optometrist
$600 a day
28 years old

>>724983902
>Microsof

lol. Do they still do team rank and reviews combined with letting the entire team vote in the new hire? That way, the teams keep voting in people that rank lower than themselves, microsoft developers have been getting steadily dumber for the last 15 years.

>>724988994
>offered jobs starting at 80k+ as soon as they're about to separate.

Can confirm, I was offered a spot at the NWS starting at $68k and I have a year and a half before my contract is up. They're keeping my spot so long as I finish my degree before my enlist is up, which is piss easy because military weather is literally 10x more in-depth than civilian sector, like, when you start teaching your online instructor shit, you know you made a good choice.

>>724969864
>vb.net developer
>$21.00/hour
>25 years old
>work from home too

>>724989855

VB

>awww shit man I feel bad for you

>>724989332
im staying till im 38 for a nice pension. I love it my main job right now is driving a bus around the base

>>724989855
>vb.net developer

What's it like coding with mittens?