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Pic related is generally what my girlfriend's facial expression looks like when we have sex.

I recently went through her text messages and I discovered that she has been talking shit to other guys about how bad I am in bed. She calls me Mr. Minuteman.

>I usually can't last more than 2-3 minutes
>average dick 5.5 inches
>she never cums on my dick, only when I finger her or eat her out

I love her very much and I'm afraid that I'm about to lose her.
What can I do to fix this problem b/ros?
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>>724897495
Move on she a hoe.
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You will lose her soon
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Puthe it in her butt.
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>>724897557
If he hasn't already.
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>>724897586
She won't let me. She's not that kind of girl.
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>>724897495
Maybe finger her while fucking ya twit.
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>>724897656
would you repeat that in English please?
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>>724897495
punch her in the fucking face, fuck a friend of hers if possible too, she's trash and doesn't deserve any sort of respect to be honest...
If my girlfriend couldn't satisfy me in bed, I wouldn't be complaining with other girls, I'd just dump her ass before talking shit about her.
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>>724897495
Can you describe these convos? Flirtatious? Do you know these guys?

Bc, she isn't showing respect by talking door to other dudes. That's a clear sign she wants attention from them.

Either confront her about the texts (I think this quality shows she's a natural cheater)

Or

Change up your game. Slowly, subtly handle sex differently. Be wild, spontaneous, assertive.

But don't act like you're not being you, bc then she'll know you're trying too hard
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>>724897750
female friend of course, don't go sucking her male friends cocks OP
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>>724897495
best way to last longer is have a wank or two before sex, you need to empty the tank. I went to a prostitute during a 'dry spell' and came too quick, decided to go again but knocked out a couple of loads and almost broke her because it took me a while to cum. You're welcome
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>>724897719
It's quite simple. Take your grubby little fingers, and rub on her clitty while you ram her cunt, maybe play with her titty too.
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>>724897495
1. cunnilingus to her orgasm (multiple times if you can)
2. your turn, penetration to your orgasm
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Asking /b/ for advice is like licking an electric outlet cause you can't afford a red bull. I'll give you advice. When fucking her think of a bag full of dead puppies. You will have a hard time coming. Unless your really fucked in the head.
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>>724897789
Yes. Flirtatious. Mutual flirtation. I know a few of them and two of them are close friends of mine who I'm very mad at right now.

There is a group thread on her phone that has her and five guys. All they do is listen to her vent her sexual frustration when she rants about how bad my performance was.

As far as I can tell, she hasn't send them her nudes even though they have practically begged her for them, which was a major relief.
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>>724898133
Cluster B. Most likely molested between the ages of 5-8.
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She seems quite the cunt.

Drop her.
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>>724898133
The next time you see her, throw her phone directly at her face really fucking hard. When she recovers, maintain eye contact with her and let her know that you know.
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>>724897495

opiates.

it dulls the sensitivity of your cock, in a very dose-dependent manner. don't take enough to be nodding out or anything... girls get equally pissed if you pound them for 90 minutes straight and still can't cum; or even worse you could take way WAY too much and embarass yourself by not being able get it up at all in front of a girl who actually says "im on my period.. so just fuck me in the ass instead"
fml.
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>>724897495
does she come easier when she rides you - my girlfriend can rarely come on her back (unless she has a pillow under her bottom andher legs all the way up, but I have to be careful then not to thrust too rd and hurt her - and I only have an average dick - vaginas are not that deep (no ten inch guy ever got balls deep, and I feel sorry for them for that) , and from behind is a total no orgasm. she likes it, but it does not stimulate her clit. but on top - she comes every time. she has control of speed and depth, and can press really hard down against me and rocks a little and bam - two minutes flat. and then another and another until her hips give out and she has to roll off me and put her legs together to rest for a bit. record was fifteen, usually it is three or four.

after that, she will do anything I want.

sounds like you need to talk to her,ask her what she likes, and try to please her more. It can be hard to have the conversation, but get her turned on a but and ask her what she wants ...
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>>724898133
I mean i dunno, that sounds sketchy to me.

It'd be nice if we had the convo. But what you said is enough. If it's merely about your cock, then she's a bitch. If it's about your performance then train up
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>>724898133
You go through her text messages.
She disrespects you.
She seeks attention elsewhere.
Damn nigger she even has a whatsapp group with 5 other cocks who laugh at your sexual performance.

Sorry man. It's beyond repair. Just dump her and save the little reputation you still have. Oh and your two close friends? You better get buffed up and punch them. Or at least tell them to fuck off or else they are in for a surprise.

You can't win anymore. If you put effort in it to make it better, she will simply laugh again together with her guys.
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>>724898344
>does she come easier when she rides you
confirmed for illiterate.
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>>724898344
Yes this
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>>724898387
This. You should dump her solely for the damage she has done to your reputation.

>she ain't loyal
>her not sharing nudes with them wasn't out of respect for you, it was solely to protect her own reputation.
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>>724897495
Buy cialis or viagra. Also buy a painkiller like vicodin or percocet. Take one perc and one cialis. Youll have a beautiful erection and last forever.
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>>724898498
>>her not sharing nudes with them wasn't out of respect for you, it was solely to protect her own reputation.

Exactly.
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>>724897495
Dump her first and find an uglier bitch with a looser cunt.
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>>724898133
Christ. You're the gamma of your group. Even calling you a delta would be too high
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>>724898195
so he needs to spank her hard and insult her and she will get wet?
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>>724898542
Neither cialis viagra prolong performance. If he takes those, he's just become a minute man who can fuck more frequently, nothing more.
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>>724897495
You need to grow your dick to at least 7,5 inches ASAP!
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>>724898333
Nice trips, but id rather get blood on my dick than shit
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>>724897651
But she let's it to other guys so why wouldn't she let you?
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>>724897495
Confront her about the texts and dump her. If she's talking about you like this to other guys then she obviously doesn't love you.

She's not the one man, I'm sorry. She's just a worthless skank.
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>>724898658
Yes but the percocet or vicodin would enhance length of boning you silly goose:)
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>>724898675

faggot
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>>724898714
This
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>>724898737
A great pirate isnt afraid to travel the red sea and get his sword bloody
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>>724898675
http://a.co/a1doPJK
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>>724898737
hahahhahahha that's the pot calling the kettle black
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>>724897651
She's not the good kind of girl.
Leave her OP, probably already fucking niggers for that social recognition.
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>>724898794
>insert "i aint click that shit nigga.jpg"
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>>724898714
>tell her that you invaded her privacy so that she will dump you.

ftfy
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>>724897495
think about sponge bob while fucking her, it will focus you on other shit.
Its what I do and it always works, kinda envy you though, having a hot gf like Effi that makes you spunk in under 3 min is pretty rare.
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>>724898845
>not instantly recognizing an Amazon link

Underage B&
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>>724898784

yes but the implication was clearly that dude has some kind of issue with anal sex.

i couldn't have given two shits less about her period; and girls that didn't never talk to me again after that event i have liked period sex because, natural lube, and not having to pull out.
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>>724898931
>ausfag
We dont use amazon you amerifat
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> I recently went through her text messages and I discovered that she has been talking shit to other guys about how bad I am in bed. She calls me Mr. Minuteman

Why haven't u left this bitch already?
Are you a fucking cuck?
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>>724898133
If you don't dump her right now and cut those friends out from your life then you have no right to ever call yourself a man. Forget those people, man.

Preferably, punch those two "close friends" in the face before you cut ties with them.
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>>724898924
My girlfriend really is her doppelganger. They're practically twins.
We've been together for 3 years. Started dating our senior year of high school and neither of us went to college.
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>>724899015
No, I'm just whipped.

If I had discovered infidelity I would have dumped her.
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>>724899101
Dude that's beyond whipped
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>>724899101

no you wouldn't, stop lying on the internet
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>>724898875
The invasion of privacy is a moot point now. Her offense is much worse and dwarfs him going through her phone. I say he has every right to throw it in her face.
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Your female wants make attention. You need to change things up. Be spontaneous. Try new things. Listen to those complaints and fucking learn from them. Average dick can be used. Just be smart about it. Also, the guys are just waiting like fucking sharks to fuck her. They probably aren't judging you because most men are shit at getting girls off by penetrating them. There's nothing wrong with just you. Fuck it up, buttercup.
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>>724897495
Death grip jerk off every day until you can last longer.
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>>724899101
That's infidelity to.

Betraying the sacred confines of your sexual relations and issues, yet not seeking advice, but rather mockery, with many other men.
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>>724897495
I'm sorry anon, this won't please you but you gotta cut her off. If she talks smack instead of coming to you and talking to you about this topic, she's not the right one for you. It will break your heart but you gotta quit her now and break your heart on your terms before she breaks yours by sleeping around and abusing you for cash and other benefits.
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>>724899101
dude it's pretty pathetic you even have to think about this, just leave her
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>>724899324
This. If you don't show her you have balls, she will cuck you.
Confront her about the chats. Say you're pissed she flirted, say she insulted you by talking shit about you and betrayed your trust by not talking to you directly. Completely ignore her blabbering about 'invading muh privacy', because that's not the issue here.
State the terms - she is not to talk to other guys behind your back anymore and talk, because no relationship can survive without that. Wait for her reaction, what you want to see in the best cases scenario is a sincere promise of good behavior.
Don't be a complete asshole though and afterwards say her pleasure is important to you, encourage her to tell what she wants/likes/what her fantasies are. If she behaves like a good girl and deletes the chats, treat her to a nice evening with wine, some nice homemade food made together and sex - but you both have to do the things each one wanted from another; explore, experiment.
If you want her to be pleased but at he same time feel like she has a man beside her - be dominant. That does not mean being 'alpha', that means taking her on an unexpected date without telling where you're going, making plans for the evening and informing her (doesn't have to be magic, going to the movie or picking your dinner and an activity for the evening is sufficient).

About those 'friends' - confront them or your balls will be lost forever. It would be ideal to get fucking mad and give them a good punch in the jaw; if you are small, just let them know you're goddamn pissed and that they're no friends of yours. If they message her again, beat the shit out of them.

For you yourself - fap more, train to stay on the edge more, think unsexy thoughts. Try different things with her, act conident and be confident (this works magic).

Good luck. Don't be afraid to stand your ground. If you see more red flags, bail; also - communicate more.
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>>724897495
EASY FIX LAST LONGER ITS NOT HARD. you should be averaging for like 20 -30mins
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>>724897495
OP I think your GF likes niggers
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>>724897495
OP train yourself to last longer it's a slow process but it works just masturbate and just before you cum stop wait a while and then rinse and repeat it'll take a few weeks but you'll eventually build up you're stamina
If you can't then eat her out or finger her and her she reaches climax initiate intercourse and you'll finally get that feeling of finishing together
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>>724900336
Good advice here, also just make her blow you first. I cum quick the first time too, but after a bj I can fuck for 10 minutes before I cum again. Maybe trade oral for foreplay first since that makes her cum, then she probably won't mind how long you pump.
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>>724897495
Move on to someone who doesn't treat you like shit. Her actions aren't the way you handle a healthy relationship.
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Tell her you cannot be with her anymore, that you nut as fast as you can because you don't want to see her naked body. Shame her completely and blame her performance on your displeasure of wanting to fuck her for a long time. To finish it up, just before you break up with her, hand her 5 dollars thanks for the quick fucks. Then state you have to go see your girlfriend in about an hour and she needs to leave.
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>>724897495
>she never cums on my dick, only when I finger her or eat her out
Lots of girls are like this

But 3min is weak af. My issue is I can't cum from sex, but I use condoms which suck
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Mark the minute man they call me
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alright OP, Imma give you some tips. I was in the same boat, but now I'm a lot better. I've got a 5" dick, average girth and average girth. You should jerk off more (like a lot more, you have to desensitize your dick) or buy a stamina trainer. Use it and get yourself to last longer. Buy clit sensitizing gel for her. (like this http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/female-sexual-enhancers/sp-adam-eve-strawberry-clit-sensitizer-gel-92816.aspx) if she's bored, you have to excite her. The clit sensitizing gel will make her more sensitive obviously, and allow you to do less work and make her hornier. Vibrators, buttplugs, whatever. Be sure to ask her about toys, you don't want to just shove them in her without her knowing. If she rides you, I assume she does it the same way as girls do with me, and it's more like grinding on your dick. Put your thumb on her clit and let her movements do the work for her. Don't be afraid of putting a decent amount of pressure on it. try and listen to her body, do things she wants, positions she wants etc. pay attention to how she reacts when you thrust. Hard and slow vs fast, whatever. Focusing on her getting off will also keep you from busting as fast. Lastly, nipples. Some girls don't like their nipples played with, some do. Play with them a bit, suck 'em, bite 'em, pinch etc... Blow her mind with your new sex skills, then dump her for talking shit.
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>>724905486
They call me Double Dip Dave because I go from pussy to ass
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>>724905071
I have that problem sometimes, if I jerk off the same day I have sex, it takes me forever to cum, if at all. If I don't, I last around 30-45 minutes.
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>>724905649
My fwb just blows me now to finish which is nice. Like last night we fucked hard for 20min and i couldn't cum with a bag on. She's getting an IUD so we can stop using condoms which will be nice, but I doubt I'll last 20min anymore
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>>724897495
talk to her about it??
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Since we're sort of on topic how do I tell my fwb her pussy smells?
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>>724905763
nice. My gf is usually tired after we fuck, I do a lot of clit work on her, so I either jerk off while fingerblasting her, or she blows me. She doesn't like the texture of cum I guess, she says it reminds her of snot. I use condoms sometimes, but recently I haven't, she stopped caring, and I can usually know when I cum. I'm on a very risky path though
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>>724897495
Find a better girl anon. There's plenty of girls out there that you can sexually satisfy and be generally compatible with overall. She's not one of them though.
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>>724906026
>, I do a lot of clit work on her, so I either jerk off while fingerblasting her,
I definitely don't reciprocate as much as I probably should with this girl but she seems to enjoy my dick in her mouth.
It took me a while, like a year, ti condition her to swallow cum though. Now it's pretty routine.
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>>724898737
>doesn't like anal
>must be a faggot
Are you literally retarded?
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>>724906002
When you're with her say "if your pussy doesn't smell step forward"
Then stop her when she tries to step forward
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>>724906002
tell her, or put your fingers near her nose/in her mouth and she'll know. Unless she doesn't. Don't be brash about it, bad smell is usually an indicator of a problem, or and STD. Tell her it's for reproductive health concern, not enjoyability.
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>>724898955
Anal is kind of gross in my experience with it
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>>724906323
>. Tell her it's for reproductive health concern, not enjoyability
This is a good idea
"Uh i read somewhere that smelly tang means you have cancer"
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>>724906209
that's good though, I don't think I'll get my gf to do so with me, she just doesn't like it and I don't want to push her to.
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>>724906457
kek
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Aite listen up guys. If you wanna become good at fucking start masturbating. And i mean give it hell. If you wack off 3 times for about 25-40 minutes each, today. You're gonna be able to last forever tomorrow.
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>>724906629
can advocate for this
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>>724906260

Fucking kek'd hard.
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>>724897495
Have you considered growing your dick
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>>724897495
Give contact info will post win
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>>724906629
a strict training regime
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>>724897495
Get better stamina
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>>724897495
do this so she cant run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7LIxWQ1_4g
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