Name something better than fucking a chick's brains out

Smoking crack

Millions of crackheads can't be wrong

>>724879681
Finally admitting to yourself that it's just piss.

Eating a nice medium rare steak

>>724879891
kek

Rick and Morty Season 3

>>724879681
eating a bowl of cereal while watching rugrats

Getting the master sword on Breath of the wild and eating ramen.

>>724879989
I fucking love you

speedballling

>>724879681
Having your dick sucked whIle her husband eats your ass out.

Wiping your butt if it feels itchy...?

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>>724879891
Even better

Twenty one pilots |-/

Something better then her squirting on my dick? Maybe these dubs. Edgy.

>>724879681
>fishing
>golf
>not being a 16 year old
>pretty much anything to get away from that life leach

>>724879681
squirting a chick's brain out while fucking a dick

the slow entropic march to oblivion

When I "accidently" give myself a beef stew

>>724879799
As a crackhead. You are pretty much right.

Too bad you can't fuck AND smoke hard :(

raiding on world of warcraft

>>724879681
forcing a girl to squirt another time even though her clit is too sensitive for it?

>>724879681
who is this

>>724880638
I shot up some speed a few weeks ago and decided to get an expensive pro out to mine.
$550 p/hr
I paid 2 hrs up front and couldn't get it up.
I was that shriveled my dick was as hard as a brick. she gave me half the $$back because I was shouting her some shit coc I picked up from this lebbo cunt, most likely 70% washing powder

>>724879681
>squirting
Dumbass: there is no such thing as "squirting". It is a girl pissing. Period. Countless studies have shown that there is no such thing. The volume of female ejaculate is literally less than that of a man.

You are a dumbass who also probably believes when the woman says she is cumming in porn, that she is actually cumming. Go read some interviews, dumbass.

Source: me, a porn star.

>>724881314
show us your cock you faggot

>>724879914
this man knows his shit
give him an award, and bring us a steak for each of us.

>>724879681
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

>>724879681
Eating bacon

>>724880962
Atleast she was pretty chill about it huh.

Yeah its a bummer. Shit makes you so fuckn horny yet wouldn't be able to get it up even to fuck Rhianna

>>724881314
Actually the porn I watch, the girls genuinely squirt.
>forced orgasm
>tied sybian
>clit edging

>>724881512
My dick will always be limp thinking about such a hood rat.

Peanut butter

>>724880283
pleb

>>724881398
I can virtually guaranty you have already seen it if you watch porn with any frequency.

>>724879681

Clean sheets.

>>724881584
Okay then prove it
Unless you're willing to prove you're genuine like Trevor Moore get the fuck out.

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>>724881571
White girl???

>>724881529
>Actually
lol
not him, but he is right
no such thing as squirting
every time there is testing of the fluid, it is found to be 100% urine

biologically, it also makes no sense that a woman would squirt as it would not be selected for because the squirting would expel the semen, thus her "squirting" genes would not tend to survive
further, urine is actually fatal to sperm in significant volumes
last, urine is the exact opposite of a lubricant
the average female ejaculate volume is 2.2 millileters and is viscous (as would be expected given its role)

>>724881529
>retard confirmed

>>724879681
Cumming in her.

>>724879681
Sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread

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>>724881868
HNNNNG

>>724879681

playing league of legends

>>724881941
You're telling me this is not real? There's no way in hell you can bound someone's clit up against that machine without them cumming once.
https://xhamster.com/movies/2596081/felony_big_orgasm_and_squirt_on_sybian.html

>>724879914
I was gonna say BBQ ribs. But yeah, a steak is right up there.

https://youtu.be/rPnefcuinFA

drinking beer and forgetting women exist

The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks

>>724880853
Her name is Robert Paulson

>>724882428
Lost

>>724881847
I'm not going to tell you who I am. However, I can prove I am in the porn industry and fairly well known by telling you something few known as I produce a lot of porn myself: the "squirting" you see in porn is ALL fake. It is a cottage industry and frankly, we in the industry kind of laugh at it. It is about as much real as when you see a cock throwing gallons of cum on a girl. I feel sorry for guys who actually believe any of this is true.

The fact: the starlets who do squirt videos use a vaginal douche and drink literally a gallon or more of water and they can piss on command. Sorry guys, none of that is real and it is not "squirting" from enjoying sex.

Op is a permavirgin or really, really dumb.

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>>724881868
>Using godtier Neanderthals to insult Caucasians
>Not knowing that Neanderthal DNA is what makes us superior

>>724879681
scientific studies have proven that when a woman "squirts" she's actually just peeing

enjoy your sex piss OP

>>724882572
meh you're just a low tier sex whore. Real sex creatures can squirt.

>>724882133
>no way
lol, actually the "sybian" is one of the least desirable sex toys for women
most women find it unpleasurable

if you think felony is doing anything but pissing, you are one dumb motherfucker

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>>724882572
Tits or gtfo

>>724882803
And you are a psychic!

>>724879681
Doing the same thing on X

>>724879681
Fucking a guy's ass till he cums.

>>724879681
im a big fan of taking naps.

>>724883300
so was albert einstein but what did that achieve him? nada. Neet life for life!

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>>724883563
i beg to differ.

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

>>724882572
Prove you're in the porn industry, then. I'm not saying you're wrong, but your evidence and your assertion based on us believing that evidence can't be the same thing.

>>724883873
but we crack smokers know how to spell

>>724883873
i've smoked crack. was fun but totally not worth the withdrawal.

When the mount you've been farming for months finally drops in World of Warcraft

>>724882572
Sounds about right. Fucked a few chicks in my lifetime and never had one squirt all over my dick before. So it's either piss or douche water.

>>724881314
Lol every thread. Nobody really gives a fuck if it's piss or not. It's hot. Go start shit somewhere else.

>>724879797
keep forcing that meme faggot

>>724879681
fucking a chick with a feminine penis and her cumming all over your chest

>>724879681
I would set aside a weekend just to sniff and lick that ass.

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>>724879681
idk dude. Drugs are pretty fun.

>>724879681
Ketchup, Butterfingers, Oxygen, Anti-Trump protesters who are disturbing peace getting arrested, Dr. Pepper, holiday package mini cakes, Yugioh before syncro monsters ruined it, Logan being the 2nd good Fox super hero movie, the #42, toliet papper, GTX 1070 GPU, Horizon Zero Dawn not being about 3rd wave Feminism, Jergens lotion, Kook Aid, Pokémon Gold & Silver

>>724879681
When she doesn't scream for her mom while Im doing it

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Fucking this chick simultaneously with your best bro, can guarantee from experience (pic related)

Trumps impeachment

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>>724879681
strangling a 12 year old while I fuck her ass till her anal spasms squeeze the cum out of my cock.

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>>724881314
Nigger, no one cares if squirt is piss. Hell, the fact that it's most likely piss makes it hotter.

Wouldn't you like if pic related pissed all over you?

>>724879681
Wingsuit base jumping. did it one time. By far the best experience I have ever had or ever will have.

>>724879681
eating a good burrito.
playing a good game.
winning an important hand in poker
drinking beer with your friends.
there is a ton of things better than sex, especially if we aren't taking the relationship into consideration.

sex is fun, but it's not the end all be all of talking to girls.. if you only care about sex you're better off just jerking off and spending the rest of your time doing something that you actually enjoy

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>>724887032
>tfw you see CP for the first time and realize you're a pedophile

>>724879681
Fucking their brains out and not getting pissed on.

>>724879681
financial security, in todays world money DOES buy happiness

>>724886182
Replace the 1070 with 2 Rx 480's and a Ryzen R7 1800x and we'd be in full agreement.

Either way good list anon.

>>724887560
Can confirm

>>724887391
What are you, fucking gay?

playing minecraft !

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>>724879681
Cocaine.

>>724881482
>>724881486
I like that these two are next to each other. It paints a picture of differing desires in human nature. Just beautiful.

Heroin.

>>724886170
I'll second this. I work at a job where I get drug tested regularly
I can say that doing shrooms was the most
relieving thing I've ever done in my life.

>>724879681
Heroin

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beating resident evil 4 with unlimited ammo

>>724887560
This.

Sex can be great, especially when it hits your kinks/fetishes, but nothing beats financial security.
In addition, financial security implies being set for life, where sex is a fleeting experience however frequent you have sex.

Even if sex is your main and only desire, financial security could buy you time with a prostitute willing to hit a lot of said kinks for the right price.

The sense of peace that comes with knowing you'll never have to worry about money, that you'll be able to do whatever you want and can work for the sake of enjoyment rather than to survive, is probably about the best sensation you can get in life.
>tfw poorfag

>>724879681
Playing vidya on a Friday night bitches

https://youtu.be/zkIv8lvO8Yc

gotta agree with financial security

>>724887698
Actually playing Yugioh Legacy Duelist on Steam right now.

>>724879681
Being the first person to achieve first contact with an intelligent alien race thereby being immortalised in the memory of the human race until the species is no more.

>>72488916
Very nice.

>>724879891
fucking a girl so well she loses control of her bladder is hot to me

being happy

>>724879681
you cumming inside of the girl for the sole purpose of procreation

>>724886759
Fucking moar!

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>>724881314

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A forhead to belly deepthroat cum swallow.

>>724881314

You are so dumb I almost think you may be a porn "star" lulz.

Post your genitalia.

>>724879681
Smoking weed and playing battlefront 1

>>724879914
Well done with mayo

>>724880149
I got goosebumps when I got it

>>724879681
Her not pissing all over my dick while I fuck her brains out

>>724887919
roll

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>>724879681
>and her squirting all over your dick
im not into pee myself

also are you sure that's not a man? that pussy looks plastic...

Not getting covered in piss

>>724879681
Fucking a chick's brains out and not getting pissed on at the end.

>>724879681
A good and strong Acid trip.

>>724879681
I used to squirt all the time with my ex but he had a average sized dick and now my new boyfriend's dick is too big and I haven't been able to.

>>724890947
pretty much this

>>724881314
>i've never made a woman orgasm so i don't think it's even real

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The siege of Jerusalem, of course!

>>724879681
Chicken is pretty good, so is cocaine

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>>724891695
do a quick look up how girls bodies look on the inside and see if you find the "squirt canal" or whatever you think it comes out of

A nice tea on a sunday morning

>>724879681
Beating Doom II at nightmare with 100 % secrets at Tyson style.

>>724879681
death.

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>>724879681
Fucking a chick's brains out and her squirting all over your dick while watching Powerball read off your numbers on that TV