I have over 300 matches on tinder If you don't get a lot

Shit I got 900 and have been on for a month only. Just be handsome and ask a fun short fun question in your bio.

Girls will match and message you with their answer.

Easy peasy

Where are you guys at? I'm on a college campus and a lot of girls I talk to say they don't really do Tinder that much anymore, like it's dying out.

>>724868221
My roommate's issue was his pictures were complete shit

Horrible lighting, bad angles, blurry selfies

No self respecting woman would swipe on that garbage

>>724867641
tinder is a dead meme

>>724868381
Boston yo. 600 matches reporting in

>>724868453
Good one. I'm texting like 5 chicks off it at a time

Thank god how?

>>724868381
Toronto

Also bumble is the new tinder here

Same tips apply

>>724868662
nice bait
>texting
you ain't getting anything so whats the point other than to be a cuck your whole life

Just started this shit an hour ago. How do I change my work so it does't look like I'm a jobless bum?

>>724868787
Mad ugly /b/irgin detected

>>724868662
>>724868758
That's what I figured. Unfortunately as an only barely handsome guy despite putting my top pics on my profile it's even more of a stretch on Bumble which blows. Tinder's been dying for weeks, and for my more attractive roommate too.

>>724868709
Make sure you have high quality images bro. How attractive would you say you are?

Bios can't be longer than 1-2 sentences

>>724868931
On fb, you can change it without it posting publically

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>>724868662
>>724868787
nigga you got roasted

>>724868932
>/b/irgin please kill youself

>>724869012
Btw never get a solid answer from girls, but do they care about mutual friends? It's been hit or miss they're all over the place. I don't give a fuck, but what do you guys think

>>724867641
>>724868221
>>724868381
>>724868447
>>724868662
>>724868709
>>724868758
>>724868931
>>724868932
>>724869012
>>724869023
>(you)

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>>724867641
Meh, i guess here it is
Im not bad looking and i get the occasional match but nothing too consistent.

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>>724869436
>filename related

we get it, you can't finesse

>>724869537
I'd suggest maybe a picture that isn't right up in your face as the first one. Good quality and good angle and lighting though, but I feel maybe it's too in your face.

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300 is a joke.

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.

Best bio

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>>724869683
This is my current layout

>>724869978
You legitimately look autistic no joke sorry dude

>>724869602
It's fine. It's one mad virgin that has nothing better to do.

>>724869537
Too much bio dude. I don't even click the picture.

Think about how you swipe: I usually look at the first two pics and make my decision, rarely read the bio.

I agree with other anon, too in your face. Maybe get one with your friends? Literally what I just did with my roommate is used his s7 (nice camera) and took a bunch of different pictures of us around the house

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LOL at ppl who still use tinder...

>>724870235
What do you use?

>>724869731
Didn't know phones show your sex status in the top left

>>724869023
I have my occupation on FB, but it won't show up on Tinder.
Like, it's not a huge deal, but I just assume if a girl sees I don't have a job they'll assume I'm a broke bitch.

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>>724870106
Whatchyu Talkin' About?!

>>724870106
>>724870118
I honestly had no idea, i always was told i had a strong jawline so i sort of went with it. Thanks for telling me /b/ros

>>724869978
Too many selfie looking images. Get some action shots bro!

Get some with more people. Don't have more than 3

Bio only a couple of lines

>>724869537
Holy shit the cringe.

>>724869978
You aren't bad looking, don't listen to the troll. Have you ever considered getting /fit/?

Maybe get rid of the skinny ass beach one

>>724869978
1. More pics of you with friends / doing stuff, less of right up in your face.
2. Consider working out a bit, but your choice.
3. In regards to the bio:
a. Get rid of "if that makes a difference", just say your height, don't add phrases that sound like you're second guessing anything.
b. Puns are good but that one is questionable... Maybe it's just not my kinda pun idk
c. Too long, make it short and sweet.

>>724870304
fucking lol'd

>>724870304
Everyone makes that joke. I've slept with over 130 girls thanks to tinder, a different girl every week, sometimes more. I've taken a few girls virginity. One girl messaged me the next day saying "I feel I gave my virginity to a stranger," that's what exactly what you did.

>>724867641
>tfw my only redeeming qualities are because I'm depressed, I've got moments of "can be a pretty funny guy" and I'm empathetic and try to help people
I honestly don't even bother with stuff like Tinder. I have a Whisper and only send messages when something piques my interest or someone's asking for advice. I'm not getting laid, but at least I'm not delusional. I know where I stand, so I know what to expect.

>>724869731
How the fuck can I see how many matches I have?

My bar doesn't show shit

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>>724870294
I use reality. Going out naturally meeting people.
I'm dating someone now, and she didn't use tinder and it's definitely not because she couldn't be a hit on that, it's because like me, the type of person she wanted to meet wasn't the type of individual who would use such an app. I mean I get it if you're in high school or college or youre from a generation that unfortunately and progressively knows or chooses no other alternative.
I've been on tons of tinder dates when it first came out and it just never became anything more than a one night stand or a few nights of fun or a new friend. It's like the Woody Allen via Groucho Marx joke quoted in Annie Hall, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member" just as I would never want to find a significant other, partner, or lover that would use something like twitter to find such a thing. And thankfully I have, we've been together for over a year now.

>>724871056
TINDER*

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>>724870629
Ill have to go out and get a few pics with some friends but how does this look?

>>724871013
That's an old screen cap of my account. Now a days they put an update that hides your total for my android phone anyway. I was at 2500 matches at one point

>>724871056
be honest how hard did you have to refrain yourself from writing "millenials"

>>724871056
Adorable

Didn't know anyone used Tinder for the intention of more than a one night stand

You're a hero

>>724871333
Fun fact: if you were born within 1980 and 1995, you're a millennial.

>>724871216
Yeah I have no idea how many I have. I'd guess maybe 1000

>>724871194
You need to do a photoshoot hombre. Selfies never work

Look at chick's pictures, it's all pics someone else has taken.

The puns like is kind of weak. What are some things you like doing? your height is definitely a plus though

>>724871953
Next time you get a match while swiping click "share" and it'll tell you how many matches you're at. You don't need to actually click send

>>724868221
you got any example questions for a bio
i went with a vincent VG quote cos i'm an edgelord
don't have anything quippy on tap

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>>724872493
Bio

>>724872493
that face isnt cute it just makes you look like you wore diapers until highschool and had to be fed babyfood by a stay-at-home nanny

>>724872629
also brush your goddamn hair it's not 2008 anymore

>>724872493
What's up with your tongue in like 4/5 pictures? They're also all selfies. This shit works for snapchat only dude

>>724872493
Why is your tongue out in every pic. Can you not take any interesting pictures? Boring as fuck

>>724872493
remove all pics except first one, too many selfies. Also a selfie with headphones is cringier then you think

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>>724867641
tinder fucking sucks, we have a local hookup website where i live. after being vetted and doing my newbie time i get random messages from women who live close by asking me to come over or if they can come to me. basically just have to not be a jackass and pussy rains because they bounce all the shit tear guys.
>pic related - girl that hit me up the other day

>>724872493
dude im not trying to be a dick but why the fuck u sticking your tongue out in all ur pics. ur a normal/decent looking dude stop that shit!

>>724872493
You're pretty cute tbh. Got any better pictures?

Honestly, the closer to a professional picture that shit looks, the better you will look to the girl

>>724872677
I have no friends to take my pictures or to take pictures with

>>724872527
What is with the tongue and the lower case I(s) in your bio?

>>724872527
Delete everything and just make your bio "Going to teach English around the world when I graduate, who's coming with?"

Easy

Chicks love travelling

Voulla, prepare for pussy

>>724872821
No not really thats about as good as they get i only have one picture i took with friends i could add that one

>>724872821
It's not about professional it's about interesting. His pictures are.all lame bathroom mirror level selfies. Plus he's doing a fucking duckface equivalent. Totally not selfaware which is why he relies on losers on b for girl advice.

>>724872807
I don't know its a weird habit i guess

>>724872212
Word ty, just ran out of swipes lol

>>724872937
Before you get girls you need to get friends my man

>>724868662
Sure you are

>>724873040
>>Voulla

>>724872776
where do you live? Was she mexican?

>>724873137
this

>>724873137
I'm the guy with over 1700 matches. None of my pics how me with my friends. It's not mandatory

>>724872527
Some girl matched me today with something similar and asked me to move to thailand with her in two months...

>>724873062
>>724873080
That anon is right man. Get some action shots or something. Also, it's obvious you took all these pics at the same time (you're wearing the same two shirts)

Switch it up amigo. Chicks want something fresh

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Update. Any better?

>>724873485
If you come off as suave enough and look 8+/10 then it's fine yeah. In many other cases it may be very helpful. In any case it can't hurt.

>>724872527
>studying english in college

god damn it

>>724873257
Colorado and yes, but really white bred

>>724873680
I only own 4 t shirts i wish i was lying i have no sense of fashion, dark t's and blue jeans with a hoodie to change it up has been my everyday attire since i was in middle school

>>724873685
literally remove all pictures with tongue out
from every social media

>>724873820
this

>>724873705
Sauve? I don't think so. When I look at girls profiles I only care about how many cute pics of themselves they have. Don't force a group picture just to have a pic where you arent forever alone. It's as lame as having an obvious "I have a car" picture where you're awkwardly leaning on it and there's nothing else to the pic.

>>724871333
Redditard detected.

>>724873820
Duly noted

>>724867641
300 girls would not match with such a dark man.

>>724873685
tongue still out for no reason. dude.

>>724873814
You need to. develope as a human being man, learn what you like and dress accordingly. This also will give you a confidence bonus

>>724873685
I'm also a robot and have the worst tinder game in the world anyone have tips on how to close the deal over tinder? I've maybe gotten 3 lays out of tinder over the course of the multiple years i've had it. Pitiful imo lol. I can do okay in person but for some reason my texting game blows bbc

>>724874165
Yeah i agree with you thanks for the advice. I guess i see this way of dressing as "safe" or whatever but as a result i dress like a kid when i'm 22 years old lol.
So what's your tinder profile like i can to help you out with yours

>action shots

What

>>724874390
Every guy goes through this adolescent phase bro, don't let it get you down. Just remain an adventurer and your life should be okay

>>724873685
get rid of picture 3, 4 and 6

>>724874218
I have hundreds of matches, but kind of just use it for fun, not to get laid

My roommate last year would fuck a different chick every week on tinder.

You know how? He had good pics, didn't even have a bio and would say:

"Are you from the hood? Cause I'd like to ghetto hold of that booty"

They'd laugh and he would tell them to come over that weekend.

Don't try too hard. Chicks just want to fuck too.

>>724874516
Doing a backflip into a pool or some shit, is it that hard a concept?

>>724872419
A good one is always "give me your best joke" or some variant of that

>>724874862
I'm not auditioning for a fucking stunt team m80

>>724874960
Ya these people who say you need a group pic or a stunt/action pic don't know what they're talking about. Just having nice interesting pics of yourself, outdoors is always good. The other guy who posted earlier had 5 pics in the same room pretty much.

>>724874960
Man, you don't sound very fun at all

Trust me, doing a backflip is easier than getting laid on tinder

>>724874765
Most of the time i try to start a conversation with a hey whats up, or an hola, or how are you, and like 80% of the time i get no response i don't understand it, like even if thats generic who doesn't respond to how are you lol?
What's a good way to start a conversation and actually have a girl respond?

>>724874960
Are you retarded?

>>724875311
Any moron can flip into a pool, its water

>>724875306
>here is an interesting picture of me ladies, I can suck my own dick in the woods!

>>724875575
Hey that's not a bad idea

>>724875337
Chicks don't have time for that bullshit. They are getting hit up in every aspect of life but other dudes

Get straight to the point, or say something interesting.

Why don't you try just saying "netflix and chill?" or something a couple of times. It's worked for me before

Are you tongue guy? That would half explain why you get no replies lol

>>724875575
Didn't say anything about that, I see that that's the first thing that comes to your mind

>>724870904
Fake and gay

>>724874862
>>724875306
These two are pretty much saying the same thing. I'll expand on it, have a pic that you can make conversation with

A lot of times a girl will have a picture of her hiking, and i'll ask her what moutain it was and shit and the rest is history

Something you can have common interests about, ya smell?

>>724870304
Underrated post

>>724875827
Yes i am the elusive tongue guy i have no idea what sort of expression to have in selfies so sticking my tongue out circumvents that for me at least haha

>>724867641
I'm a pretty average guy all around If not a little above, got a decent amount of tinder matchea untill last week. Holy fuck balls I just put I'm finacially stable in my profile and I got like triple the matches

>>724870368

you dont look autistic

>>724869978
LOL put a shirt on kid

I match with girls that I swipe most of ths time but my location is just fucking swamped with bots / fake profiles.

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>>724873685
Actually fucking retarded

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Okay anons, 3000 matches reporting in from the last two years

Pic 1.
>Hot pic with your best friend

Pic 2.
>Halloween costume pic

Pic 3.
>Looking dapper as fuck in a suit

Pic 4.
>Pic of you looking /fit/ with 3 hot chicks

Bio.
>for the love of god, nothing that sounds like you're trying to pick a bitch up. funny one liner

Ez

Not trying to sound cocky, but it's just a formula. Brag about yourself a little bit, make em want to meet you

I've fucked maybe 50 chicks off it

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Any thoughts?

>>724877465
What's wrong with your eyes?

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>>724877740
Here's the bio

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Any suggestions here?

>>724877740
I like it, I'd cut it down to maybe 3-4 pics though

I'd say have 1-3-4

Shorter bio too imo

You seem like a cool dude though

>>724869537
>The word "try" like five times
At least "try" to hide the fact you are a try hard faggot

>>724877778
>gentalman

>>724868221
lol I got high on weed one time, got bored and wrote a ridiculous story about a polar bear attacking me in my home and how the 911 operator said the only thing that can save me is a woman's love. Just kept it as a meme/who cares sorta thing. It worked surprisingly well.

>>724877963
He's the supreme gentleman

>>724877922
i know the bio is kinda long, but the chicks think it's funny. I might cut out a quote or two.

>>724877826
stop being a creepy mexican

>>724872527
holy crap. that adventure and partner in crime stuff I see on girl's profiles all the time.

>>724867641
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724877778
You'd be crazy not to swipe left... Isn't left rejection? Do you even think?

>>724877963
haha just noticed that. thanks.

>>724878036
Eh I actually take back what I said. I like it, the batman one is especially funny. I've never seen that before too.

Even the shit under the quotes are fine, I guess only thing is maybe condense the bmw/cars are my life into one line?

>>724878068
Haha I love that, but how can I stop something like that?

>>724877753
I am medusa

>>724872776
>shit tear

>>724878165
this is why i'm glad i get peoples opinion. Mistake fixed.

>>724877740
That BMW better be manual

>>724877826
You look dopey and sluggish in all of your photos.

"I just wanna meet some cool new people" sounds like "I don't know what I want, I'm chronically indecisive, and I lack the conviction to go after the things I want anyway"

If you don't know what you want, write something else in there. Your profile says NOTHING about you at all, and just leaves people to think something negative in this case. Let them ask *you* what you want. And no one uses Tinder to find friends, that's a lame cop out.

>>724877465
>Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)23:17:19 No.724
>3000 matches
>fucked 50 chicks
>50/3000=1.6%
>you fuck 1.6% of the women who are interested in you.
>whats wrong with you?

>>724877826
First pic is great, second one maybe not (i think selfies are horrible on tinder)
3rd is fine
4th you look a little young but whatever
5th get rid of

bio: nah. none of that i want to meet people shit. say something interesting or funny

can we please see yours OP? what is a good tinder profile.

>>724877826
>>724878350
Also, you look MUCH better clean shaven.

>>724878272
You think anyone that knows you won't be able to recognize your face cause your blurred your eyes? Do you think anyone else cares what you look like? Are you retarded?

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Any suggestions. In my bio I wrote : "hi, I'm not searching nothing In specific just like to know new interesting people. If you want to know something, ask me!."

>>724872493
This can't be real. Put your tongue back in your mouth, shave, do your hair like you aren't retarded and take a picture that makes it look like you've got a life.

>>724878326
Dude how can you miss something sime like that

>>724878494
you might want to point out that you aren't a serial killer.

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Any advice? Currently talking to a chick about going to see a show.

My bio is
> Catch me bass soloing on Amps and singing sultry melodies. 5'8 and 7'1 you'll find out when you see me

Song is Lupine Dominus by Thee Oh Sees
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vR-dO5LNR_8

150 matches and 3 dates since September

protip tender profile:

Always post pics of ex nudes and tagline Who's next?

>>724877778
I'm glad you didnt get quints

>>724878390
this tbh. the numbers don't work in your favor pham

>>724878568
oh shit I've seen you post before.

>>724878350
I actually genuinely appreciate the advice, you're super spot on man it's kinda scary I am incredibly indecisive. But thanks a ton.

>>724878494
Those sun glasses make you look retarded. Delete that photo and post one of you and some friends.

Your bio sucks. Change it to a funny one liner.

If anyone has a dog, post a picture with it. Bitches love dogs.

>>724878680
Appreciate ya man - good luck on the hunt!

>>724878390
Shh it's ok anon. No more tears. I only fuck the hottest ones

>>724878568
chicks want to see a photo of you, not a ripped screencap of a facebook video your friend uploaded of you performing

>>724878568
Play an instrument people actually appreciate.

>>724877826

I think what youre looking for is called 'grinder'

>>724870904
You have received one (YOU)

no one gives a shit faggot.

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>>724869978
>mfw I see the batman outfit

>>724878568
although music may be your life, post some pictures of you not at a show. Like every day life.

>>724878762
You don't fuck shit dude.

>>724878818
i just kekd so hard i spit out pb & j

>>724878568
Keep it to one picture of you performing you gotta pepper those kind of pictures in not have them be the main attraction. Just one of them show's you do music and perform but it doesn't define the essence of your being like it shows right now

Great thread if you're trying to attract other males to come suck your cock.

>>724878814
kek

>>724878549
I don't like to lie

>>724878814
This is a thread about tinder wins, and tinder advice. I have both. What about you

>>724879034
Kek

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Just chillin, waiting for the next season of rick and morty, looking for the Hila to my Ethan.

Avid mountain climber, photographer, and lowkey history nerd. Really though, I just like walking up real big hills, aiming for 12 different peaks this year.

>>724869537
Holy shit that's fucking awful dude
Stop "trying" to be fun.
Girls don't want some cuck being too shy around them to say anything other than cheesy cuck shit.
Most importantly, you are holding your phone and deliberately facing away and it's fucking cringey as a cunt.
The few matches you get are from desperate attention seekers.
Kill yourself.

>>724878911
If you beg nicely on your knees sweetie I'll dump the pics too

>>724879124
cringey bio

>>724879212
whats cringey about it?

>>724879124

Don't you have to be at least 18 to use tinder?

>>724879124
Not attractive.

>>724867641
im 24 and have had two matches: a robot and a 31 year old land whale

>>724879124
Your references will be lost on most girls and make them feel excluded. Your profile is shit

>>724878390
>>724878492
>>724878609
>>724878619
>>724878814
>>724878911

Holy shit the samefag is strong in this one.

You're probably too ugly to be fixed. Go away

>>724879262
too referential (rick and morty, h3h3..), just leave it at a funny one-liner or something funny about yourself - self deprecating humor can work if u arent autistic and make it funny

>>724869978
yeah ditch the batman outfit pic. otherwise your pics are decent

>>724879264
im 21. shiet i just realised theres no photos of my hairline, i look older without a hat
>>724879274
that helps me a lot.

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Should I change my profile pic? Also how best to improve myself?

>>724879124
Oh hello Josh Snyder

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>>724879390
You wish bitch, people just unanimously agreed your profile is shit, probably just like your personality.

>>724879390
>inb4 this kid takes a screenshot of /b/ trying to prove he's not samefagging

>>724879504
ur glasses frames make u look like a 4th grade kid with diabetes and albinism. stop smiling like a bitch and at least pretend to look confident - dont do such a close angle either, look up basic photo composition to make urself look better with lighting, etc..

>>724879409
self depreciating comments make me swipe left, I really dont like them. its the same reason i dont mention my height (I'm 6 ft) because i think its rude and find that unattractive

what if i drop the first line?

>>724879504
let's see your other photos, looks like you're trying too hard in that picture. bad angle

>>724879679
ditch ur current bio entirely, chicks wont know who Hila or Ethan even are, keep it normie and easily laughable

>>724877465
That's it? I knew a guy who had it for 3 months and he had 46. He's better looking then you though.

>>724877778
Delete the 2nd, 3rd, and 6th pic.
Delete "tatted" and show your tats.

>>724879679
no, try again

>>724879589
Not sure if I should shit on the fact that you're the virgin mobile kid again, that your piece of shit phone is always dead, or that >>724879592
you got called out OR that I wasn't even talking to you, and that you got offended that easily

You ever try meditating? Oh yeah, you didn't fuck 130 chicks off tinder virgin

>hurr durr you said i was one of the people that was the other guy tho

>>724879034
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tinder Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids your bitch, and I have over 300 confirmed matches. I am trained in Tinder matching and I’m the top matcher in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another failed beta. Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my numerous Tinder matches across the USA and your bitch is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your profile. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can match anywhere, anytime, and I can matche in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my photos. Not only am I extensively trained in Boi hacks, but I have access to the entire match history of every woman on the continent and I will use it to its full extent to embarass you ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your profile and you will drown in it. You’re fucking outmatched, kiddo.

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Hey this is 3000 match guy, I have tinder plus unlimited so I just swipe right in every chick on there. I pulled like 50 easy women on a hook up app I'm pretty cool.

>>724879955
Choose to believe it or not, the fact that you find it unbelievable says more about you than anything else

>>724879679
2/10 bro that's the most serious and cringey shit i've ever seen.
Try something like "I like long walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain"
There you go un offensive and ironic in a good light way

>>724879758
i honestly don't know what else to put there. I'm not confident enough for a sexual one liner but those are the only things that I've honestly liked from girls profiles.

Brisbane tinders pretty shit, its single mums, girls saying shit like "i want a REAL man", profiles like mine, or some dumb regurgitated crap like "I aint here to fuck spiders" or gabriel tostee jokes.

Gabriel tostee is the dude who shoved his tinder date off his balcony and got off on murder charges, it happened in my city.

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>>724878677
Yea I haven't for a bit but I used to a lot on the slow ass threads on /soc/

>>724878895
Daily life is kindve uninteresting is just sitting at a desk writing songs or memeing online. It does kindve help and it's a bonus when I can converse about YouTube or ironic humor with a girl who lives on the internet
>>724878969
Yea I'll water it down. It does help because I'm into music chicks and prefer them because we can go to shows and she can see me when I gig

>>724878777
Sick trips, I'm not really a selfie guy and my friends and I aren't really the photographic type unless one of us is doing something stupid. I'll keep 2-3 musical ones, take a funny one and maybe a sporty one playing soccer or skating.

>>724878806
Ey fuck you im in 3 bands, lead singer for all 3, bass for one and 2 lead guitar. The guitarist in te band where I play bass has been studying with a Berkelee student since he was 12 so he can take that spotlight

>>724880045
you must have really low standards.

>>724879504
Bad angle. Basically what your first reply said

What's your body look like?

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>>724879656
>>724879732
Here's my other one

>>724880139
Most guys swipe right nonstop, what's your point

>>724880090
that post wasn't something i'd put on my bio, it was a part of the conversation itt.

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>>724880160
Bio

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Any tips? Too many selfies? Shitty bio? Thanks in advance anons

>>724880106
just put a joke or a question. somthing like "so, where am I taking you on a date?" some shit like that. be original. don't post a bunch about your self, cause thats shit to talk about when you match.

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i literally get nothing on this yet somehow i was able to find my last gf on this

waddado?

>>724880256
Is your great grandfather a rat? You look like you have some rat in you

OP here, left for a while I am back

This thread is turning disastrous

No one cares how much pussy you've slayed

I will start reviewing in a bit, taking a mean shit rn

>>724880160
what are you looking at?

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>>724870304

>>724880241
>>724880160

whats the rest of it say.

Also sorry to report you need better pics. Maybe have them 5-1-6-2 and delete the rest if that's all you got.

>>724880372
lmao. my grandmother is like half gypsie. that's probably it

>>724880472
Absolutely disgusting

>>724880409
Hold on don't finish shitting just yet I'm about to head to the squatter myself and I need a buddy

>>724880233
I only swipe right on about 15% of the time. I get about 5-6 matches a day.

>>724880327
Ill try it. No comments on my photos so far, does that mean they are good?

>>724879124
me for anyone following this chaotic thread

>>724880256

Delete 2nd and 3rd picture
Bio is boring and generic. Pick something more specific
Take a selfie of you outdoors and let it show in the background

>>724879124
dude you suck

>>724880354

Is your bio:

Pedophile.

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>>724880204
Skinny white dude. 5'10 145 pounds

>>724880557
Dude it was a fucking quickie. Think I got food poisoning on my trip to Mexico.

>>724880580
pictures without your hat on. gotta baby face. otherwise good.

>>724877740
How many matches?

This seems 9/10 to me

>>724880587
will do, thanks!

>>724880710
Wait stay there I'm crowing rn. I had a lot of pasta and Italian took a bit to digest

What part of Mexico did you go to? Did you use tinder there?

>>724877740
Make a joke about you looking like or being related to Pitbulll

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>>724867641
300 matches ain't shit if youre not closing the deal and elbow deep in puussay

>>724880890
I am related to pitbull lolll

>>724880730
I get about 6 matches a day, only swipe on about 15% of the chicks. couldn't really tell you how many matches i have had. I deleted my tinder to make a new one to start all my swipes over since i've had it for awhile. had a few hundred matches on my old tinder though.

>>724880713
I have a mean receeding hairline, so I the babyface is probably good. I can't grow full facial hair yet but once I can I probably will grow a short one.

Honestly didn't intend the hair to be hidden in every pic. its just that when I go on trips outside is when my friends are the most likely to take pics of me, and I wear a hat because I live in Australia and lol sunburn

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followed thread, used my right swipes, got matches
shit
wat do

>>724880256
Make 4 your profile picture, don't wear the clear glasses with the black frames they make you look like you're a mentally unstable secret rapist

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>>724867641
Hey OP, how many matchs do you have on grindr?

>>724881099
message some girls dude

>>724880160
Smart photos must be objectively retarded then

Clean shave, look dead in the camera, look less sheepish and more cocky/fun/energetic whatever. Basically redo 1 and 3

Get one with you out with ya boys to show you've got social proof

Drop 10 lbs too senpai

>>724881099
>>724881099
Don't message them anything. Be patient. Keep waiting

>>724880562
How many bitches on tinder have you smashed though?

>>724881228
2 and a half, why?

>>724871056
yea right you use grindr

>>724881228
from tinder? about 25-30
parties? more haha

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guide me wise /b/

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>>724879124
Is this one fixed? I am very behind
>look at the camera sometime
>honestly try to gain a little weight
>hiking is cool though you got that
>bio, make it a one liner: "let's hike"
>maybe grow your hair out?

>>724879504
Just try to pretend you're alpha as fuck. Use better angles, higher quality image, what have you been doing about the acne?

>>724880160
EVERYONE READ THIS PART

SELFIES ARE LIKE THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO. DON'T DO IT

Smile amigo!! C'mon, looking at this makes me feel like you're sad

Fake it til you make it! You have potential


>>724880256
Has potential, if you haven't gotten good answers I'll expand in a bit

>>724880354
see post above about how horrible most selfies look on this

>>724880840
Yeah! Mexico City. It was pretty fun. I did use tinder, and the girls loved it actually. they must love americans. Still talking to a couple of them...believe it or not it really helped my spanish, since most didn't speak english

>>724881343
zoom out, pics are way to in your face.

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How bad do i have it...

>>724880256
Drop 2 you look like a fucking trap. 3 and 5 could probably go as well

Bio is absolute shit if you have a personality try to muster it up to sell yourself

Start lifting you look like a twig

>>724881138
Around 7.4 billion, haven't gotten laid yet though

>>724881444
all your pictures are pretty much the same...get some variety

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no bio, can't write one, i suck at it.

>>724881099
"What the fuck y'all sweet cheeks getting into tonight?"

to every chick

>>724880205
improving, u dont look autistic now, except for ur facial expression - look into the camera, confident, and dont do a weird sheepish smile

>>724880354
2 is a bad pic, 1 isn't bad, look at the fucking camera

Get one with friends, get one with you doing something interesting

Your bio put me to sleep acquire some charisma

Stop being Mexican

>>724881444
weebo detected

>>724881607
I'm the Bomb

Must have vise, or working papers. Willing to take one for the team. I'm a real Goat getter

>>724881342
Your bio alone would make a girl not want to fuck you if she otherwise would if you can't think of something that's not cringy or simple i would just leave it blank.
Seriously like putting something safe and short would help your profile a lot. Put like "netflix and chill" or "i like sushi" or "little to no redeeming qualities" or "mangoes are the best fruit" or some bullshit like that. Just don't be a sperglord

>>724867641
NIGGER

>>724881343
Delete 4 immediately you look like a bitch

2 could go replace with an honest assessment of your looks not this lookaway duck head bs

1 is a good pic on a photography level so that was 8/10

Stoner faggotry is narrowing your yield unless you just want stoner chicks

>>724881444
I can't tell your gender whatsoever

>>724881343
Your physical features are an advantage. I'm 5'6" 135, i'd love to have your stats.

Do you have anything better quality though? These all look like 1930s mugshots

Bio, I'd remove almost everything

>>724881756

-_-

rly man?

>>724881607
No homo

I like butt stuff, watersports a plus.

>>724881343
Don't post your height and weight that's weird this isn't an mma match bio girls are going to think you're proud of being over 6 foot because you have nothing else to be proud of etc.

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>>724880939
you guys are seriously doing it wrong:

Tinder is just a numbers game. swipe right on EVERYTHING.

do not swipe left.

photoshop all of your pics to look better than 90% of the other plebes.

add keywords like mad. enlarge your circle of friends and likes by adding tags.

engage your likes from FB and other social media. join as many groups that have VERY LARGE numbers of followers that women would have. add shit like large universities, popular clothing, perfume, cars, deodorant, and social groups that women would "like" on FB & others. This will grow the amount of people that would be available to your swipeable on Tinder. grow your group, enlarge your swipe base. do not be edgy on profile pics. have simple catchy phrase. have a pic with a puppy.

>>724881766
this is my bio...>>724877778

most of my matches message me first to tell me they love my bio lol

>>724881444
You need a haircut my man

I get its your look or whatever but your look is shit.

At least put it up in a man bun or whatever hipster bs you just look like a fuckboy rn

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>>724881646
Alright. Thanks for the advice

>>724881738
There's no shame in accepting weebism.

>>724881607
Stop being depressed, unless all the chicks in your area want to embrace the darkness

>>724881444
Honestly you don't even need tinder because we already found eachother :p
And yes that was my go at a cheesy pickup line.

This is me if you care >>724873685

>>724881607
All of your pictures are creepy as fuck

Delete them and try again you look like you'd body a bitch in a dumpster

>>724882068
top kek

>>724882051
And you're a guy and i didn't even realize it thats what i get for not wearing my contacts hahahahaha
My advice is to cut your hair.

Do I detect some East coast bros up at 3am?

>>724881989
main thing is better lighting, further angle, and chin further down - when u look up it makes u look fat and like a potato, take an angle from slightly above with ur chin pointing down slightly (u will know its good when u look decent, dont fucking jut it into ur chest like an aspie)

>>724882068
I dunno screams terrorist in my airport. He would definitely be on the stop and search list .

How do I stop bring Asian?

>>724881958
Woops sorry i thought you were somebody else i'm jelly of your bio

>>724881960
With a good Native American/Asian genetics ill keep my hair its a pussy magnetic so nah. That's a first for being called a fuckboy. Man buns are gay as fuck and a clear detector you take it in the ass.

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>>724867641

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>>724867641
meh, getting shitty matches, dont have anything good to write

ITT: cucks that don't bother offline dating

>>724882218
Seriously I don't even know why I gave him advice this nigga needs an ICE visit real quick for he snackbars over not getting laid

>>724882267
just tell them to stay at home next time, don't feel pressured to bring them

>>724882309
Lil' Gumba my nig =)

>>724882309
Your main picture is a weird pose loose that photo imo

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>>724882311

>>724882307
whatever bitch nigger, don't know why you came here if you can't take a fucking critique

you expect everyone to tell you how lit your gay ass rupensel hair is? fuck outta here my dude

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>>724881498
7.4 billion isn't possible. Only like 1 billion tops.

>7.4 world pop
>just less than half are men
>Subtract broke ass countries
>Subtract straight guys
>OP is a liar and a faggot

>>724882137
Nah you just like weiner man.

>>724882403
stop looking like a miserable, sarcastic dick in your photos - make a good impression, right now u come across like u just finished serving 2 yrs for possession charges

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This thread:

>op: I have 300 matches
>next fag: I have 1000 matches and have fucked so many times
>next fag:oh yeah? i have 2000 matches and have fucked X many times
>samefag: no, you haven't had sex or 1000 matches
>oh yes I have
>next fag: op 300 matches is nothing
>samefag:im more alpha than all of you
>samefag: everyone else is lying
>samefag(secretly thinks anon is hot):your profile is gay like your personality

Meanwhile, I have 5 matches, all of which didn't reply to me, and am a virgin

This is why things get ruined on /b/

>>724882309
5 should be your main pic or one like it

Otherwise seem pretty good whats the bio

>>724867641
Quality over quantity.

>>724882382
greek but close enough

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>>724882573

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This bio always works for me feel free to use whatever from it

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>>724882423

>>724882309
2 is obviously the most flattering photo.

>>724868787
>>724873196
Haters. Honestly just a bunch of ugly fucks saying how its impossible.

It's not that hard to get a girls number on tinder and talk to them, you have to be attractive though. Something you're not, but again it's not impossible so do me a favor?

Stop being a beta WoW playing fat ass and get up and exercise.
I was 5'10 220 pounds of pure fat, I started running my senior year went to 145 and grew 2' and now I'm 6'0 160 and am dating a beautiful girl that I actually met on tinder.

>>724882403
All of your pictures are shit

The closet one thats decent is 4, do it outside daylight camera level or above you

Acquire friends and take pictures with them

Have one where you're doing something interesting/humorous

Should I continue this thread?

We're almost at limit

>>724882514
kool. should i keep any of the pics? should i pics of me and chicks too?
>>724882735

>>724869978
It's all about infiltrating the mind of the swiper to make them think they like you (they wont actually). your first problem is all your pics are just selfies, do 1 photo chilling with hot girls so you don't look weird, 1 picture with some guy friends so they know you're not a fag, and then a selfie so they can see your face if you want. sorry for getting specific as if picking up girls is a fucking math problem but just do something along those lines. also your bio's pretty bad, the first joke is kinda weak and overused, which would be probably fine if you didn't drag on about how fun you are and how much you love puns, it makes you seem like your whole personality is a shitty pun. and pic 4 isnt flattering. hope this helps good luck

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>>724882309
dude, if you are DTF on tinder, the ladies will run away from a LARP asshole with a goddamn broadsword as a pic. ask a friend with a cute puppy to let you borrow it for a second for a photo shoot and Alpha up, brah.

Also act like you dont live in a 10'x12" dorm and a re a keyboard warrior. take a nightlife picture with you as a pussy slayer.

show ladies someone that they want to be around that it would be fun to chill out in your crew and get their pussy gaped by you on the side.

>>724882687
really good bio

..if ur 15 yrs old

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I mean, I'm obviously not the best looking guy.. but maybe not the worst? Help me /b/.

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>>724882706

>>724882825
delete number 6, rotate number 3

>>724882804
ditch ur current photos and genuinely smile in ur new ones (not too much tho, dont look like ur on morphine), get photos of u socializing, pics w/ other girls are fine, dont do any really close angled selfies

>>724882804
Eh pics with chicks are hit or miss. It can look tryhard is fuck if you're just flexing with some bitches

This guy >>724882309 nailed the chick pic it looks organic as fuck and entertaining

One of the most disastrous threads I have seen on /b/ in a while

>>724882825
delete 6, make pic 2 ur main pic, rotate 3 as other anon said

>>724882686
That was terrible man way too long. Short sweet and maybe funny is where its at

>>724882403
you look like a pretty good looking dude, but it looks like your photos are shit quality (could be tiner being nigger app). 1 and 3 would be great if the resolution was higher. I would toss 4. 2 might work if you include whoever you're with

>>724882309
your front pic is probably the worst pic there. I would consider making 2, 3. or 5 your front pic.

>>724881607
1 isn't a horrible pic but not a great pic for number one. I would put probbaly 5 or 3 at 1 and get rid of 4. the later photos look to be low rez but that could just be tinder being nigger

>>724882825
I would consider putting 5 at 2 and deleting 6

>>724882817
Say what you will but it works though

>>724882811
good call cant lie

>>724869978
Listen bro, I honestly gotta give you props. You started this thread. Take it as a metaphor. It wasn't easy and you got shit on, but good came of it and you made this thread great.

And I am still keking about the batman suit.

So, thank you.

>>724883012
yeah its slick stolen off another site for a bumble account prob will change soon got to think of something good first

>>724882951
I must disagree to an extent. Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a longgg time

You guys are fucking priceless

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So after reading through this thread and sorting out the bullshit advice, this is the best bio I came up with. Short and sweet. Yes or no?

>>724882912
how does this number system work? 123 going down and then 56 going left to right or right to left???

>>724883215
>your
come on anon

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>>724882811
is she cute enough?

>>724882686
Man it seems like you barely missed and fucked it all up at the same time. Pros/Cons format hard to work with

Gosling line isn't pretty good. Definitely drop dressing better seems gay af and the bit about your turn is dry / forced

I'd say start from scratch but bitches love the goose and its a good line

>>724883252
the photos are numbered for you dumbass

>>724883215
Dude....so beta.....c'mon

Just pretend you're an alpha

>>724883215
just screams he'll buy me shit if im her

>>724883317
well fuck me, right?

>>724883252
refer to >>724880354

>>724883215
No

Hard no

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Most the troops boys

>>724883419

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omg that molester stache'

one pic of you & drums. In a band is great. No one fucks the drummer though. grupies arent there for the drummer.

your bio is pointless- give a bitch no reason to choke on your cock. don't mention other dudes. Keep emojis out- use your words and spelling. Turn your photos the correct way. Use filters on shitty lighting to brighten them up. One fullbody pic to show you have 2 arms 2 legs and no gut.

>>724877778
just pick one quote, thats kinda funny but dont overdue it, just keep the first NYT one. not like it matters yours looks fine

>>724883533
Yeah but like what the fuck else am I supposed to put there? "OH YEAH I PLAY DRUMS IN A TOURING BAND AND ALSO SUCK MY COCK LOLOLOLOL"

>>724879355
your trying to appeal to as many people as possible and you target 20 year old dudes, 5% of people watching h3h3 are gonna be girls that use tinder

>>724883990
Try and make a joke about drumming

>>724883990
"lets go see a concert before i lose my hearing entirely"