im a lesbian and my wife is in our marital bed w/ another

>>724865298
are you really a lesbian or a "woman" with a cock?

Why aren't you joining in?

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>>724865298
proof?

>>724865426
"i'm" "really" "a" "lesbian" "my" "cock" "is" "made" "of" "silicone" "you" "spend" "too" "much" "time" "online"

is your wife in your marital bed with another woman right now?

>>724865727
i'm prepping for a job interview and i wasn't invited anyway

>>724865806
yes correct

>>724865842
Jen?

>>724865889
interesting. are you a lesbian?

>>724865918
no but wouldn't it be fuckin wild if i was

>>724865945
yes correct also

>>724865298
how does it feel to be getting cucked atm??

>>724865298
Can you shove a bowling pin up your ass and post pics/stream it?

lesbians get cucked too? what is this world coming too

>>724866062
on a bad scale of 0-10 it's like a 4, but i fuck other women too so i can't really complain

>>724866073
really really great question but no

>>724865988
It would

>>724865842
What's your interview for?

>>724866143
yes & it's going straight to hell in a handbasket

pics of pussy or youre just a dude with tits

>>724866261
it's a research role at a tech company

>>724866395
if i were a dude with tits couldn't i just post pictures of someone else's pussy anyway

>>724865298
Do you consider yourself a degenerate for living a homosexual polyamorous lifestyle?
Is there harmony and balance in your home?
What do you hold sacred?
What job are you interviewing for?

>>724865298
Got any more pics?

So you and your wife just casually sleep with other women without telling each other? What if she went and slept with a guy?

Plus is that just normal for lesbians? Does that mean you marriage is basically just for tax purposes?

>>724866592
1) i do consider myself a degenerate in both the classical and contemporary senses and i don't lose much sleep over it.
2) probably not enough but we do okay
3) winning
4) a research role at a tech company

>>724866602
1) i'm probably not going to post more pics
2) we generally give each other a heads up so that we know where the other is and don't worry too much; she's not gonna fuck a dude, if she did i'd mostly just be worried about her
3) it's not super normal for lesbians but it's not super abnormal either. we didn't get married for tax purposes but it's not a bad bonus

>>724865298
What other psychological disorders do you have, aside from homosexuality?

>>724867139
oppositional defiant disorder

Which one of you dressed like a dude?

>>724867215
that's why you're a lesbian

>>724867245
for the wedding? neither; we just got married at the courthouse in our street clothes. weddings are for hets and rich kids

>>724867284
no it isn't ;)

Are you the butch gross kind of fat lesbians or is one of you remotely good looking?

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>>724866234
I'm trans mtf and I am married to girl.

I came out to get and things have been great it's just sometimes she like shuts me off like she mad I am around and I get no where talking to her.

I know she wants to be with a real girl and maybe a real guy for that matter..

I'm cool with it like she can do thay.any advice on how to keep her happy and not have her wish for a way out and somehow make it all work she really loves me I think she wants to go have fun for a bit but when I say it's ok she thinks in trapping her...sh3sh sry

How come this doesnt make you upset

>>724867344
No I mean in every lesbian relationship, one member shops exclusively in the JC Penny boys section, is it you or your wife?

>>724865298
Are you masturbating to the sounds of their hot sex through the wall? If not, well why not?

>>724867386
basically chapstick lesbians. we keep it simple but we're both pretty good looking tbh

>>724867038
1) Damn, those pants are great and so is that dildo.

2) I only asked about the dude for STI reasons. I figured that everybody fucked everybody in the sisterhood because you don't have to worry about STI's. But that just seems like something that would put a lot of strain on your relationship, so I figured you guys had some type of financial dependence to help keep things together.

>>724865298
We can ask you anything?

>>724867344
where do you live?
asking coz gays can merry at your place obv

>>724867436
it sounds like you two have really serious problems in your relationship –maybe you should consider couple's therapy if that's an option for you. most relationships i've seen that start out monogamous and try to shift gears into poly shit eventually dissolve. good luck.

>>724865298
...
Timestamp please?

>>724865298
Why do you tolerate your partner engaging in sexual relationships with other people if it hurts you? Does she know it hurts you? If so, Does she not care?

>>724867442
i'm upset, like a 4/10. but it's part of the deal – she's cool when i hook up with other girls too. you eventually just learn to deal with those kinds of feelings and accept them as a trade-off for fucking whoever you want. it's a good deal.

>>724867955
She doesn't care, that's why she's positing pictures of her girlfriend.

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>>724867436
>I'm a lesbian
>I'm trans mtf and I am married to girl.

No you fucktard, you aren't a lesbian. You have a cock, you are a man that likes to wear women's under.

Gtfover it. That doesn't make you a woman. You are genetically a man, born as such, and technically always will be.

You're also a cuck letting your woman fuck another person.

kys and help maga you faggot

>>724867982
>it's a good deal.
really?
Im not sure tbh

>>724867487
lmao jc penny boys has the worst cuts imaginable. if either one of us ever bought anything there we'd have to get it tailored and who the fuck wants to throw money down the toilet on a tacky button down anyway.

>>724865298
What is the most important critical infrastructure system on the United States? What measures should be taken to defend it. Please be specific.

>>724865748
So sorry. I can't help it because it is /b/. Can I help you with the job interview? You think you are ready? Are you mad at the girlfriend for not inviting you? Do you think she is hotter than you? Is it a novelty fuck for your girlfriend like older or 1 arm or something?

>>724868070
Two different posters.

>>724867501
i'm actually in the same room (we live in a studio), and nah. i'm wearing headphones. i probably could get off to it if i went through the right mental contortions

>>724867857
we have begun therapy
I'm back on my meds

I ways was hesitant to bring a third party to the bedroom for many reasons it's just not my thing it has to be just the right one and even then when I awake I am received it didn't happen. but we will do it if one of us really needs it I guess I am just taking it a day at a time and I am just grateful I have someone who loves me.

>>724867637
we both get tested every few months just to be on the safe side. we also don't fluid exchange with anyone but each other.

>>724867645
yes that's correct

>>724868226
Sure.... and "cooking with Alice" isn't a trap either

>>724867677
west coast usa

>>724868232
Ok so perhaps could you describe what they are doing to eachother in detail? (Its /b/ dont be surprised i asked)

>>724867949
nah

>>724868135
So short answer is "I'm the one who dresses like a boy."

>>724868232
Wait, so you're just watching them fuck? And they didn't ask you to join in? They just went 'let's just fuck in front of my wife while she gets ready for a job interview, that's not inconsiderate at all.'

>>724868339
I'm familiar with fluid bound relationships, but how does that work with lesbians who sleep around? What do you two get to do with these other women?

>>724867955
like i said, it's a tradeoff and it's pretty well worth it from where i'm sitting.

>>724867546
So you look like men then?

>>724868467
Gtfo my /b/ you trolling bait fat. Just proved you aren't real.

Have fun with this attention whore you stupid feggits, I'm out

>>724868070
1) be polite you irredeemable nerd
2) that's a different poster

>>724865298
What is it like to be trendy and cool?

>>724868129
tbh i hook up with more girls than she does, like 3 a week. i wouldn't want to trade that for some kind of stale, boring comfort.

>>724868648
Fuck you and your "polite" bullshit you stupid white knight nigger. Go eat some watermelon and chicken while being shot at by cops.

OP,

When are you going to realize you're a failure of a human being?

Do you realize that you're going to be even more wretched and revolting 20 years from now? That by then no meds and therapy can fix you?

Do you promise to kill yourself, instead of make everyone else's life miserable when you're the Bull Dyke at work everyone hates and cringes at?

>>724868759
And you're full of shit.


WHERES SPIDER-MAN!?

>>724865748
Oh so you think it's odd that there would be transgendered here? You transphobic slit.

>>724868974
Eat nigger cock you tumblerina. Take one up the ass while your at it. There's only 2 genders, get over it.

>>724868759
How come you dont have threesomes instead of just fucking different people at different times? It seems like that would be a more hot way of sharing your wife, cause you would both be involved.

>>724868204
i'm not particularly defense-minded tbh. maybe the electrical grid? maybe the interstate? to defend it, pour all of your money into the defense budget

>>724868070
I wish I could get me some of those black and white blinders you got their. Must be useful in situations like these when your lack of experience undermines your knowledge of the situation and it becomes helpful to ignore logic and reason For the sake of your juvinille argument you so foolishly crafted.

These matters are much to
complex For such feeble minded drones as yourself perhaps it would be best to return to your shota and fury porn?

so you are going to an interview for a tech company.
How old are you?
What have you studied?
When did you meet your woman?
How often do you have sex and how often do you fuck around with other women?

>>724868204
nah, i'm pretty much ready. i'm gonna get the job and it's going to kick ass. i'm not mad at my girlfriend. i'm hotter than the girl she's with right now. she's not a novelty fuck, i think my wife genuinely likes her.

>>724869081
Literally too stupid to understand baiting

I don't have any spiderman macros

Just keep going on about how one day Tyrone is going to fuck OP's girlfriend because she's a cuck.

>>724868269
i would say that if it's not your thing, draw a hard boundary and don't do it. sex you get pressured into is bad sex. anyway, i'm sure that you're very loveable and that there are lots of people out there who'd love you. best of luck to you <3

>>724868427
they actually just finished and went outside for a cigarette. at present i think they're smoking. they might be making out. not sure.

>>724869299
do you feel good, in general?
does life give you a sense of purpose or shit like that...
I don't understand it

>>724869258
>becomes helpful to ignore logic and reason

It's called biology you undereducated, non-punctuating, fuck wit.

Something called chromosomes
There xx and xy. It's proven if you have anything other than this, your a potato, you fucking potato.

>>724868474
nah. i just dress gay. think kristen stewart

>>724869544
Hm thats boring. Was hoping for the naughty details. Oh well.

How long until you're raising tyrones kid?

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>>724869331
>Yet posts in a baiting thread
Kek

>>724868484
i'm not watching them fuck, i'm splitting my attention between this thread and interview prep. i'm not paying very much attention to them lol, i'm busy

>>724869595
Except that's false? There are a shitload of chromosomal abnormalities and disorders that don't necessarily result in mental retardation. Read before you speak. I don't even give a shit about your stupid trans argument, but your statement is factually invalid.

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>>724865842
>i'm prepping for a job interview
how the fuck are you prepping for a job interview by making a thread on /b/?

>>724869822
>found the fag that thinks he's a woman

>>724868484
and nah, i knew they were gonna be here. she told me at around noon. on a night like this i'd normally make a booty call but i'm fucking tired and i have shit to do so i just came home instead. it's not a big deal to me, but tbh i was surprised that they went at it with me in the room. just surprised, though.

>>724865842
>not invited anyway
That seems kind of cruel. Don't you think?

>>724869822
>implying I specifically stated mental retardation....
You don't need to be a tard to be considered a potato....just looking like one is enough

>>724868527
when i eat someone out i use a dental dam. most lesbians primarily fuck with their hands. it's actually pretty easy to manage

>>724869299
How does it feel that you will never accept that you've built your life around acting like a man and denying your femininity

>>724870003
Still no time stamp, Still bullshit....

>>724868574
nah

>>724868732
it's overrated. there are virtually no perks.

>>724870262
And no more pics either...

>>724870408
Exactly!

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>>724869940
gender is a choice proof me wrong

what say you?

>>724868815
1) about 5 years ago
2) we'll just see about that ;)
3) nah lmao

>>724865298
What's with the ripped jeans kid?

>>724868906
no, it's pretty easy to get laid if you're gay lol

>>724870451
Low quality b8 m8. Gender is decided at conception. Enjoy thinking your benis is a vagoo you cockgobbling queer.

>>724868974
nah, i don't have any issues with trans women.

>>724869081
you you seem disproportionately upset and i think you need to calm down a little bit.

>>724869783
What company are you interviewing for?

Just seems like it would be easier to have threesomes instead of sleeping around separately. Even if the mental anguish is only 4/10, it has to be less if you're in on the action as well. I know I'd rather have a threesome with my gf than just wait around while she fucks other girls. But if that's your jam, you do you.

>>724869122
we've never had a threesome together. we might at some point, but i've had them with other people and generally found that i don't like them. so i don't really feel like i'm missing anything by not having more of them

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>avoids timestamp
>avoids all questions about legitimacy of stated posts
>favorite word "nah"

Y'all been trolled by an underage homosex boy, with no gf/wife, jerking off to your troll feeding.

>>724869263
1) 25
2) biology and social psychology
3) about four years ago
4) i have sex four or so times a week. 1-2 times with her. occasionally more, occasionally less. depends on how busy i am with other stuff.

When are you going to post her phone number so I can fuck her to?

>>724866310
Hand basket? Lets send this world to hell in a fucking chariot constructed of a mass gay orgy frozen in time and molded into the shape of a chariot.

>>724870778
ive always felt like if i had MFF with my gf it would sorta be the beginning of the end

i mean its obviously hot but the relationship means much more to me than sex and i would never want to jeopardise that

>>724865298
two women can't really be married, we're all playing pretend so we don't hurt your feelings. The fact she's hooking up with someone else proves how worthless your marriage is.

Trolling Trap

>>724869568
i think my moods are a lot like most people's? some days i feel good, some days i feel bad. i wouldn't say that i have one distinct sense of purpose in life; i tend to get really wrapped up in whatever i'm focused on at a given point in time. so i have a lot of very short-term senses of purpose.

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>>724869724
yeah it's not super hot or glamorous, and i wasn't paying much attention.

>>724870249
dude I'm saying I fought the good fight..totaly gave up on the idea of transitioning I had finally accepted my
masculinity and then it happened.

I started changing..i tried fighting it at first. ignoring the fact that my male fassade was disinigrating and I had no idea why..it felt like someone did this to me. I wish I was normal again every time I look in the mirror so every night he holds me tight a tiny year falls from the boy I left behind. I have no choice now really. i guess I could go back to pretending to be a boy. but then I'll be sad I waited again
I'll just walk the path and if it sucks then I'll just be alpha again

>>724870995
How would it jeopardize the relationship? If your gf is into it and actually enjoys sharing you with another woman and being shared cause it gets her off, whats the problem?

>>724869544
>they actually just finished and went outside for a cigarette. at present i think they're smoking. they might be making out. not sure.

How much butt play do lesbians do? My wife LOVES to have her ass eaten.

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>>724870995
>ive always felt like if i had MFF with my gf it would sorta be the beginning of the end

Do you really have this tenuous a grasp on your relationship? Sounds like you've got much bigger fish to fry.

>>724869727
i think that if through some cosmic quirk or horrible accident my wife became pregnant that she'd have an abortion

>>724869895
well okay, i'm procrastinating. you got me

>>724871241
I second this. Its a great question.

>>724869940
calm down nerd, you're way too invested in this argument for your own good

>>724865298
Go for a Three-Some, or shoot them both dead. Your choice.

>>724870047
nah, she's not invited when i have sex with other people either. i don't like to cross the streams too much, it breeds drama

>>724871352
>also prefers the word "nerd" second to "nah"

>>724870249
it feels pretty good honestly

are you both gold star lesbians?

>>724870704
a tech company

>>724865298
What was the hottest sexual experience you've ever had in short but descriptive detail and who was it with?

>>724870720
i actually have found that threesomes stress me out a lot more than knowing that she's fucking someone else. i start to feel competitive and anxious. i've never had a good threesome before.

>>724871740
Thats actually a pretty decent reason. I can understand why you might feel that way.

>>724870943
her number is 212/479/7990 - have at it ;)

>>724871617
What tech company?

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>>724871519
Yes, when men laid down the blueprint for you to follow, it's easy to stay confident by following the rules. Too bad you're following the wrong blueprint.

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>>724871473
>i don't like to cross the streams

Found pic of dyke OP

Have you ever considered trying to get off to the cucking? If this is how you guys live, you might as well enjoy it. If you can force yourself a new fetish you might be able to turn 4/10 bad into 4/10 good. Can't hurt to try anyway.

>>724870955
sure, why not. :)

>>724870995
yeah, honestly group sex/3somes are really really overhyped imo. like if that's someone's jam then whatever, but it's not as porny or delightful as it seems on paper

>>724871002
you're right, the Good Lord doesn't recognize our marriage and it will be annulled when we go to hell :'(

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>>724870567
Gender is a social construct in which gender roles and expectations are formed as individuals navigate society. Sex on the other hand is decided at birth however babies born with ambiguous genitals are often assigned a sex that may not match the gender they identify with later in life. I could go on..

>>724871199
i'm really glad that you're finding your way in life. keep doing you <3

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>>724872213
Im sure if the participants were into it enough if could be pretty hot and "porny" as you put it.

>>724871241
i don't know about all lesbians, but my wife and i eat a fair bit of ass. cuz eating ass rules

>>724871420
nah

>>724866814
East Coast or west?

>>724871508
correct

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>>724872304
if you can seperate sex and love good for you just keep the communication wayyyy open. tho for some reason I am not worried about you I sense to your gangsta and wish you all tHAt you desirs

>>724872341
Rape is also a social construct


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>>724871609
nah, there aren't actually very many gold star lesbians. it's very hard to age into your 20s without having fucked a dude at some point, there's a ton of social pressure to do it.

>>724872304
Well the church doesn't matter, it's the world that wants to behead you.

>>724871630
my wife's a squirter. one time she shot directly into my mouth and it was the cutest fucking thing on earth

>>724872757
>there's a ton of social pressure to do it.

What, be gay? Yes, there is. It's new and hip.

>>724872028
hey guys i found moldbug

>>724872056
where did you find this actual pic of me irl

>>724872925
The fuck is moldbug

>>724872844
Well thats enough to get me going. Thats pretty fucking hot, good for you. Thanks OP

>>724872089
it kind of turns me on, i haven't bothered to lean into it very much. idk, maybe if it turned her on too. we'll probably talk about it at some point.

>>724872490
yeah you're probably right. i've just never had that experience

>>724872600
west

>>724872703
hey thanks! we've been together for almost 4 years, we're starting to nail down communication. but we definitely have a long way to go! true story: lesbians love to process

>>724872778
don't i fuckin know it ;p

>>724872213
Eh, threesomes vary just like any other kind of sex. I've had some that were great, others that I wish I had just gone one on one.

>>724873270
Are you the man or is she the man

>>724872878
wow that's a really spicy take

>>724865298
something smells awfully fishy in here OP and it's probs the sausage between your legs

I thought there'd be more tits after such a promising start.

This is why lesbians aren't at all like porn when it's real life huh

>>724873041
no prob! yeah i really liked it. she doesn't squirt very often, so when she does i know i've actually done a good job. i really get off on like, service, so it's always really gratifying.

>>724873348
yeah that makes sense. maybe i should give them another shot at some point, idk. i don't know if i'd try with my wife first, i think that'd be emotionally trickier than two randos or a couple or something.

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>>724873334
>Am I wrong?
>No, it's the world that's wrong

>>724873413
Not as spicy as your comeback, work it girl

>>724865298

So even women are becoming goddamned cucks now.

>>724872403
I will remember your kind words. Its people like you thAt keep me going. We are out here. I sense a lot of compassion with you and this is the last teaching preventing humanity from delving into something worse than anarchy.

I guess that may be dramatic but I want you to know how special you are and that your influence reaches great distances but you must protect yourself in these times be wary of certain false allies. Wether they new. to or not they are out in doing. Encrypt your data don't store pictures on phones get a real camera and get a burner phone as much as you need to.

>>724873407
i'm the virgo, she's the aquarius. if you know what i mean ;)

>>724873429
i didn't know they made sausage out of fish but that sounds good tbqh. maybe with lemon zest and cilantro? you could just have ceviche though

Came for the lovely tits, and am sad there are no more

>>724873470
i know, we're SO BORING lmao

>>724873704
thanks i do my best

>>724873751
hey, thanks. you seem like a good person too. :)

>>724873724
women have always been cucks

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>>724873853
i don't have many tit pics; i have a shitton of bruises in the only other one i have laying around.

>>724874140
yeah i mean that's kind of the central tenet of heterosexuality isn't it? another good reason to munch rugs

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My gf's got a Master's in Mol.Bio, and History of Medicine, which tech companies should she be applying to work for?

>>724872730
this is why you must rape far away from society in a submarine deep in international waters on a cocaine smuggling expedition. there is no societal constructs there my friend and any we brought with us quickly mentally buckle beneath the iron clad debauchery they were forced to witness.

what subject of biology did you study?

>>724874266
I know that's what I would do if I was a girl

>>724874282
if she wants to be in bio/med maybe a pharmaceutical company? i don't think they hire MAs for anything other than research assistant roles, but if she wants to be a lab jockey she might have fun with it. if she doesn't care about what field she goes into, the dirty secret is that most places don't care what kind of masters degree in science you have – they just want to know that you can do math

This has been the most boring ama I've ever seen. No disrespect op and probably good that it was boring because you've shown how sorry ass lesbian marriages actually are....

>>724873759
I'm an Aquarius so I can appreciate that part..

>>724874329
i'm having a tough time following you but i'm glad that you're in here having a good time w/ me :)

>>724865298
Why are you not joing in?

>>724874482
micro

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What are you doing for the empire?

>>724874603
lesbian marriages actually rule, they just don't make for good drama. it's why there aren't usually lesbian reality shows

>>724874682
have you published?

>>724874611
aquarians are pretty good, i generally like them but my wife is the only one i've ever been tight with

>>724874733
which one?

>>724874755
nah, i only have a B.S. i've done primary research and presented at a couple conferences, but never really gunned for publication because it wasn't my plan to go to grad school. i wrote a friend's masters thesis for 2 grand though

wow i finally caught all the way up, this feels amazing

>>724874983
You know exactly which one, traitor.

>>724867436
lol nice bait it totally got some hooks
>>724868070
>>724867857

>>724865298
Why did you marry her? I mean #1 reason.

>>724874159
How did tittie bruises?

>>724876988
idk, i didn't ever really plan to get married. but at some point i realized i didn't want to ever be without her in my life, so i proposed. it wasn't a grand romantic gesture, it was like "hey i think we're going to be together in like 20 years, should we just get married?"

>>724877408
so that's the number one reason, that i just flat out want to live the rest of my life with her around. but implicated in that is the fact that she's brilliant, she's beautiful, and she has a really good heart. :)

>>724877250
got bit by one of my side pieces

>>724876359
i'm sorry i'm really behind on memes, i don't really know what you kids are getting into these days

>>724874159
>over 200 replies
>no timestamp

what has \b\ become

>>724877723
A place for sad dreamers. And people who give into b8 for the hope of tits or a fappable story. But you're also implying /b/ was better once; you're forgetting that /b/ was never good.

>>724865298
lesbians don't exist

Tits or Gtfo.

>>724877949
yeah i've been on here for like ten years and it's always been garbage. glad i could chip in

>>724878006
oh no i'm fucking ruined my whole life is a lie

>>724865298
does it bother you that your wife is doing that?

>>724878028
already posted

>>724877949
what is with this /b was never good meme...

>>724878122
nah not really. 4/10 or so.

>>724877408
Did the religious or legal implications weigh in on your decision at all?

>>724878167
Its not a meme, newfag. /b/ was absolutely from the beginning a terrible place. Its actually sad that most oldfags are still here, myself included. But you're here forever so might as well swimwith the shit current.

>>724877511
so you both cheat on each other separately?

>>724878252
i'd just started a job with good health insurance benefits. and i'd want to be able to see her if she was ever in the ER or something. so those things didn't hurt, but they weren't the primary reason we got married.

>>724878195
do you have a kik?

>>724878345
basically and it's pretty cool overall

>>724878420
no i'm an adult

Where's the proof OP is actually a woman? Or that "her" wife really is fucking another woman on their bed?

I'm gonna go with the classic, pics or it didn't happen. And timestamp too for extra proof

>>724878511
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Get with the program. Some of us are very well aware this is most likely bait. We're here because there is nothing better to do.

yeah i mean we're all having a good time here. it'd be pretty rude of me to take pictures of them fucking, and they've been done for like an hour anyway.

Your wife must think you're really into getting cucked if she's that willing to show it off right in front of you with no questions asked.

Your 4/10 comment is what a meth addict says before they shoot up. "Ya I dont feel 100% about it but I like shooting up meth, its worth it for the rush."

Idk you should ask yourself why you arent 100% satisfied, and sex is a drug, if you really wanna sleep around you should be single and open to being with a loving, trusting partner.

Maybe you should ask yourself why you can't just be happy with one person. Sounds like a sex addiction which is covering up for something heavier.

Just my 2 cents

>>724879192
Check out Sigmund Freud over here. Why don't you ask about her relationship with her mother while you're at it?

>>724879069
nah we just have a pretty good rapport

>>724879336
I bet it's a fucking doozy though

can we have more pics?

>>724879192
my wife and i are very close and very open with each other. we just supplement cuz who the hell wants to spend their 20s doing anything but having a ton of sex.

>>724879336
my mom and i talk a few times a week. we're not super close but we care about each other :)

>>724878448
Any orgies or group sex and why not?

>>724879601
i've done both, she's done neither. i don't think we'd do something like that with each other; sounds stressful.

>>724879497
i don't have many more! i don't keep a ton of nudes lying around. that's not how lesbian courtship works lmao

>>724879551
Hm i was just cracking wise, didnt think you'd answer. Since we're on the subject I'll ask an actual question. How did your parents react when you came out to them?

>>724879771
then take some

>>724879845
it was a goddamned federal case for a minute, then things cooled off. even my dad is generally polite about it now. i've been out for like, forever.

>>724880092
I suppose thats usually how it is. I dont know about other people, but I'd be fucking ecstatic if I had a daughter and she was a lesbian. I don't know why but I'd rather her fuck girls than take a fuckton of different cocks her whole life. I cant put a reason on why I feel that way though, probably something in my subconscious.

>>724867344
it doesnt sound like you two are very close at all. no wedding, you both sleep around, sounds like glorified friends with benefits.

>>724867982
why not just ask her to keep the fucking to when you're not around or include you in it?

>>724880357
well good! i hope that if you ever have a lesbian daughter you're really nice to her! :)

>>724880368
nah we're soulmates and shit. i'm just not being very flowery about it itt

>>724880478
tonight honestly was atypical. i'm usually out philandering on wednesday nights, so it works out better. just happened to be busy and tired tonight!

this is stupid i want to see your ass spread open

>>724880604
I would be super nice and accepting. That would actually be the best news of my life. I mean if she was straight i wouldnt love her any more or any less, but like i said, subconscious me prefers a lesbian daughter for reasons unknown.

they're still out smoking, i've brushed my teeth and now I'M in our marital bed. i'm gonna go to sleep in a few. thanks for a fun thread y'all

>>724881076
there are like a billion pictures of spread asses on the internet already; we've passed peak ass and i don't want that on my conscience

>>724881077
well cool! i'm sure you'll be a great dad/lezbro

>>724881334
well then you are of no use to me

>>724881681
that's okay, you're useless to me too ;p

anyway, goodnight for real y'all! this is my last post. i hope you all have good dreams. unless yr a femanon, in which case i hope you have GREAT dreams~

>>724867383
Just your odd responding

>>724865298
Why are lesbians such whores?

Why did you want to bring attention to your wife being a whore, as well as you?

Why are you ok with your wife fucking other women?

Why do you have daddy issues?
>Oppositional defiant disorder

>>724881764
sage goes in all fields

>>724868648
Eww, what a worthless worm you are. Please die, fade to black and cut your wrist. What has this site become? All of you stupid faggots are eating this bait up like fucking candy. Not a shred of proof, no timestamp, why are you degenerates feeding replies to this bunk ass thread, you worthless cucks.

>>724881764
maybe you can check my dubs for me slut

Almost bump limit and I can't see a timestamp.

You've really become shit /b/.

>>724882742
>become

>>724882742
>>724882904
samefag

>>724873270
4 years and you don't make her squirt often? No wonder she needs to see others on the side and you are posting about it, desensitize yourself through normalization, and do your ""lesbian processing. Keep clinging to a partner to feel loved while you keep trying to please her and play to fill the void. Women and their emotional reactivity, so poignant

>>724880825
So busy, posts on b

>>724881196
Just got cucked

>>724865298
Are the burgers really better at Hungry Jacks?

wife's sides are the best especially when their are just as twisted as you are. my wife is my best friends and we share it all from cum to double sided dongs


living the meet dream bros you have no idea

>>724879664
yall sound like some dumb muthafuckas

how the fuck would have a threesome with goddam wife stress you out but her sleeping with other doesnt

>>724883812
neet

>>724870501
"Getting laid*
Having oral and fingering forever

>>724865298
So do we have a term for a female cuck yet?

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>>724868759
That's pretty low for a slutty degenerate. You must be ugly as fuck.. I

>>724884298
that girls hot

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>>724865298
Lesbians don't exist.

>>724886332
It's true.

Glad I could help.