ITT red flags >things you see/notice/observe very quickly

>>724855375
If they have black skin

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>face piercings
if the first thing that pops to their mind when wondering about "how can i fix my ugly face" is "attach a random piece of metal to it" then their logic is seriously flawed and its time to bail

-having quasi-fascist views, for example wanting the races separated.

Hidejabs.

Yes they look good when they are giving you head but when they are giving themselves no head 24/7 it's suspicious and makes me think their dad is still a daddy.

Mouth-breathing/natually agape mouth.

>>724855375
Political swag of any kind for any party.

>>724855660
underrated post

>fat people
>people with messy cars/houses
>short people
>niggers
>muslims

>>724855375
>cheap seeming style
(usually focusing on a cheap watch or something that is trying to pass itself off as expensive or well made)

>general greasy-ness
usually followed closely with a lot of zits and bad facial hair

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>>724855723

Spotted the kike

People that look deceased

>>724855375
The way people emote and vocalize things. Slight shifts in their voice, minor and major emphasis on words, harsh tones, soft tones, coldness, and shrillness. I've been paying attention to the way people speak since I was little. You can pick up on a lot with so little and I've found that people who constantly emote and people who almost never emote with their voices to be people you don't want to be around.

>>724855375
>people who make these kinds of threads
>OP is a faggot

>>724855375

when their first reaction to talking about any person is to bitch/talk shit about them

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>>724855723
i dont think facism implies ethno-pluralism - nor the other way around either.
see, old school facists like nazis accepted multiple "races" a given and considering mixing devaluation
and new style right wingers of the "i dont mind niggers and long as they assimilate and not fuzz bout their black bullshit" are fairly pro-mixing
>but yeah, both is a big red flag for me.

White smart shirt wearers. No I don't mean those cool-looking fat office blokes. I mean those 13-30 year old men who think it looks cool to take a trip to the store in an office shirt.

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>>724855375
You don't need to wear a condom, OP.

>>724856121
to further my first point- I really hate people who try to fake like they are succesfull in the way that they but cheap things that try to look nice. and it's not really just a money thing- it's stems from a lack of respect for well crafted items. I know this seems really materialistic, but whatever. if you get it, you know what I'm talking about

>>724856187

Care to give an example?

Anyone that talks to me when I'm busy not talking to them

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>>724856279
imho its not even the bitching/negativity thats the problem.
basically all discussion about single persons instead of the underlying problems is fairly bad sign.

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>needlessly "advanced" vocabulary

They're almost always autistic, low self esteem, know it all retards

>Scared of silence

People who try to fill lulls in conversation with whatever random cringey bullshit they can think of because they haven't learned that people don't have to be talking every single second that they're talking to one another. Especially bad with beta faggots talking to girls

>Talking about anime with someone who obviously isn't interested

self explanatory

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>>724856247

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>>724855660

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People who can't take a joke/be playful.

I avoid people who seem to have a lot of friends lest I become friends with them and am forced to engage in larger scale socialization

>>724856677
That's mostly biological though. And not a personality. A bit like saying "slow people" well technically everyone is slow with shit loads of adenosine in their body.

>If they blink super frequently and don't make eye contact
Alternately,
>if they seem really uninterested in the conversation

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>>724856341
i always wear the same kind of shirts everywhere, do i qualify for your flag?
please enlighten me, what does "smart shirt" actually mean? like, any semi-formal office-suitable shirt or does it refer to something specific?

>>724856839
I guess I could say 'People who aren't intelligent.'

>>724856461
In my experience, people that put emphasis on most of the words they're saying along with constant changing the volume and softness of their voice are the same people who will talk about others behind their back, take everything at face value with little thought,l of what was actually said, as well as get hurt or offended at every little thing. People who emote very little tend to be extremely closed off and unwilling to acknowledge any emotion to even those they're close to.

>>724856531
that fucking quote

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE AND THEREFORE SAYING SHE HAS A SMALL MIND

am i the only one who sees it?

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if they like anime

bad teeth make it hard to interact with them

>>724856945
I have a lazy eye and my eyes cross and lose focus when I look people in the eye for more than a second or 2. Do I count?

>>724856976
"smart shirts" to distinguish from t-shirts. Which I consider acceptable to wear to a store.

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>>724856630
>needlessly "advanced" vocabulary
this is a difficult one. in any given pair of 2 people, one of them will have the greater vocabulary in whatever language they are talking.
sure one can try to reduce his vocabulary if he notices the other guy isnt really following. but i am pretty sure that if this pisses you off you are one of the guys just only ever noticing when you are on the receiving end, thoough commonly being on either end.

>combat boots
>facial piercings
>band tees
>dyed hair
>trench coats
>sideburns/mutton chops

They make me pity them

tattoos

visible tattoos.

red flag gets raised even higher if on the hand, neck, or face.

Even having tats myself it still makes me wonder about the persons judgment long term and character.

>>724857416
So that filters out no one but the two dudes who shot up columbine. Very nice. I like it.

Accept you missed "AR-wielding".

>>724855375
They post cancer on /b/ like a faggot.

>>724857359
Not op, but I think the difference would be going out of your way instead of speaking in a natural way?

>>724857359
It's not a matter of me understanding. 99% of the time I understand what the words mean but sometimes the conversation just doesn't call for it.

Context and such.

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>>724856811
i used to think that.
its not necessarily true, tho.
there certainly are people whom i only ever meet 1on1, yet they totally enjoy socialization in larger groups - on different days.

>>724857611
OP, yeah exactly what I mean. Time and place for everything.

>>724855375
unnatural hair color
face piercings (other than ear)

>>724857587
the columbine guys didnt have AR's

>women who don't have girl friends

9/10 times a huge slut

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>>724857097
theres a difference:
she is discussing the idea behind different ways of having conversation.
she is referring to people who actually talk about specific people.

>>724855375
They watch the tv show friends

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>dreadlocks
>a huge face mole that they are keeping for some reason
>the French from France
>big tattoos
>guys who gaze deep into your eyes with a big gay smile while you're talking. fuck off.
>anyone really into the band Muse
>any girl who wears retro glasses that are too big for her face (usually means hardcore feminist)

>>724856174
Retard, the kiked promote that

>>724855375
>flirts heavily with me
had girls flirt super hard with me, and they are always desperate and crazy

>>724857359

im actually one of these douche bags. using proper words to infer meaning instead of using "slang" terms doesnt come naturally to me. Ive actually had one guy I work with tell me "hey, I dont know what the fuck you just said," after trying to explain the reason behind the garb traditionally worn by middle-easterners and Muslims specifically.
>tldr; I talk fancy, people hate me, I cant help it.

>>724856279
Shit talking a common hated person is how I made most of my friends

>>724855375
if you lie to me, its over.
if your word aint no good, you aint no good

>>724857097
its more of an idea, its all three, its an idea about people and the three possible events of people talking

>>724858065
This
Not even slut, just means she has social problems

>>724856353
You like to blow more money than the average bloke, we get it

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>>724855375

>tattoos
>face/body piercings
>unnatural hair color
>hipster haircut
>low-class subculture persona (redneck, nigger, punk, weeb)
>gay
>single mother
>primarily listens to trap/drill/southern rap
>went to jail before
>no college

>>724855723
Go preach that shit in every non-white country.

>niggers
>spics
>tattoos
>piercings
>obesity
>dyed hair
>colored contacts
>communism
>recreational drugs

>>724858258

i don't mean a common hated person, i mean like EVERY person that comes up. even totally neutral or likable people

>>724858201
>and you continue to work with a grown man who "fucks" during work hours

>People who's entire personality revolves around working out, gym culture etc

Very boring people

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>>724858291

I feel as if that was A FUCKING BURN!
somebody get some ice and bandages quick.

>>724858286
You faggot. I lie just to start a convo,
It's called joking you bitch. You remind me of this stupid nigger I work with, that LOVES to laugh bit can't handle being joked about.

>>724857557
I love that you baited no one with this
>top tier kek

>>724858480
its a local government...
education doesnt really go past high school.

>"I love music!"

top 40 shit tier tastes

>>724858348
So you basically hate anyone who isn't as intelligent as you and who doesn't like and appreciate the same things as you. You must be a very cultured person and have many friends right?

Reply to this comment if you spend 6 hours a day hating yourself. 6 hours a day admiring yourself. And 12 hours a day, dead inside and out.

Brown people
Tattoos
Piercings
Certain clothing
Beautiful women
Beards
Hats
Spectacles

I'm not very good with people

>>724858640
>being this disabled
lying and joking are 2 very different thing you moronic trump-loving autistic degenerate

>>724858348
Huehue you're talking about a lot of people there

>:^)

>>724858435
>communism
lol

>>724855375
Overly fake exuberant "personality'' types. Walk into a room with a loud "Heeeeeeeey" and a big smile and pretend that they are everyones best friend and know and care deeply for everyone.

Usually found in all sales people outside of retail stores, and fake faggots that think they are far better than they are.

It's a instant dissmissal of any respect that I could ever have for them.

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>>724855375
She looks like eddie pickard from infant annihilator
>I want to fuck them both

>>724855375
People who take themselves too seriously and have no sense of humor. In some contexts it's ok but if someone acts like that all the time, it makes me avoid talking to them out of business/formal interactions.

>>724858435
Nailed it on the head but you missed Texans and socialists. The rest of the south is fine though.

>>724858764
the irony is that this person is probably pseudo-intelligent. Reading books with lots of "big" words just to brag about what theyve read.

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>>724858806
>spectacles

This is what I mean

>>724857359

>>724858790
Checked..

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>>724858790

>>724858764
Well tbh I had no intention of speaking to you anyway you stuck up fuck. Have fun dying alone

>>724855937
Middle-schooler detected

>>724858761

t.Neutral Milk Hotel fan

>>724858806
>spectacles
remember to take your medicine grandpa

>>724855375
>when someone tells me they like ICP

>"I'm vegan"
>"That stigmatizes women"

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>>724857611
>>724857754
>>724857846
>Time and place for everything
yeah, sure, but i think its a little cheap to dismiss it that way

consider a similar scenario where people all over the world disagree on what is the most appropriate distance you need to keep from the dude you are talking to from finnish (>1m, touch me and i'll ask you to leave) to mexican (<0, touching not weird at all)
whenever you are outside of the range of people you are used talking to, it takes a lot of adapting and its STILL gonna appear slightly weird to atleat one party.

i think its the same with vocabulary. you are used to using a certain range of words, and for some people thats <10k and for others >50k
you can actually converse with less than 2k words, you just end up doing a lot of "thing that does x" and "upper-part of y" descriptions.

>>724858640
You sound black and full of yourself. Please cease to exist

>>724858790
sort of

>>724855375
If they have a nose piercing and they mention tumblr

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>>724856341
So if I finish working at my office and need to pick up a few groceries on the way home, I have to change my smartshirt?

>>724858122
nah dude, she's talking about people

and talking shit about people

she's being hypocritical

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>>724855375
The biggest red flag is owning a red flag.

>>724856187
>>724857073
I can see your first point, sure. That's been my experience and comes off as the teenage "drama" student well into their thirties.

On your second point; there's no need to emote or emphasize your shopping list, as long as you at least enunciate, but a speech, or the commands given by a Drill Sergeant, or an Officer should be clear and direct. A professional orator should be emotive, whereas the typical Joe has little need or reason. This of course, could be a view I've developed through my time in the military, as well as focusing on body language. You'd be surprised how many people "telegraph" their intent and ferlings.

I'd be far more wary of someone who consciously corrects their own body language. In my experience, you'll only find a liar over compensating for their self perceived inadequacies.

>>724857309
Not the poster you responded to but that standard is fucking stupid, do people need to change clothes if they are going to a store on their way home from work?

>>724855840
I hate that too but with my sinus problems I find myself doing it sometimes. Try to avoid doing it as much as possible and nasal spray never works for me

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>>724857557

>>724859229
I meant without a jacket/blazer. Like shopping in in your underwear is okay if you are wearing trousers.

This one is fairly obvious but what the hell

Women with young children that outright tells me that they want to have sex, like the second time you meet them.
No, I dont want to be the new dad.

>>724855375
I don't have the ability to read people anymore. I'm pretty retarded all around now

>>724858930
I'm sorry i'm not an illiterate piece of garbage like yourself, I just hate to see 90% of people with GLASSES that don't even need them

>>724858855
have you ever, for even a moment, considered that maybe some of these people are ACTUALLY happy to be alive and just like to let that emotion spill out into a greeting? Or perhaps they are so dead and gone inside that the only thing keeping them from taking the plunge is the reaction they get from being the loud happy person in the room? you know, someone whom can be called on when someone else is feeling down? you fucking twat. expand your horizon and think outside of your own ego for just a second, you may be surprised by what you see in other people. Maybe you should actually talk to some of these people and get it from the horses mouth, eh?

>>724859146
Again, not op, but I meant more like people who force large or difficult words into their speech to sound smart instead of using whatever word naturally pops into their head. Does that make sense? I'm not entirely sure I'm properly covering what I'm trying to say.

>>724859146
>i fucking hate "close talkers"

People who sag their pants on purpose
People who walk slowly in crosswalks
People who always show up late
People who tailgate other drivers
People who don't know how a 4-way stop intersection works
People who are slovenly and sluggish
People who sit on their ass and beg for spare change
People who live to do nothing but drugs

...partial list, but they're all completely fucking useless.

>>724855662
Tattoos, they smoke weed, they vape

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>>724858140
>guys who gaze deep into your eyes with a big gay smile while you're talking. fuck off.
wow. i ididnt notice it at the time it happened but now that you say it.. this is exactly what made me back off that day.
i was talking. bitch wasnt listening, she was watching. i should have stopped talking and said "gday" right away.

>>724855662
That mirror is disgusting

>>724859427
heeeeeey

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>>724858764
Struck a raw nerve?

I'm 29 and work in asset servicing for a bank. Just because I come here to laugh and act like an idiot doesn't mean we all belong together offline. If you categorically like keeping company with nitwits and fuckups, then good on you lad

>>724858348
Well that means you can't be around your mom.

>>724859430
Yes, pseudo-intellectuals

>>724859424
Have fun with your virginity

>>724859427
I've worked with someone in the same office like this for a few years. I would say from the times I have seen them not do the over-exuberant faking that they are the second example you gave: on the edge of the cliff about to commit sucide.

I would really prefer it if they did. I can't satnd fake people like them.

You can observe the way the person may speak you, do they take care of themselves (Shower, clothing) there tone of voice, and the way the look at you are all good indicators of a possible red flag

>divorced
>single parent
>trump voter
>wedding pinterest board
>large tattoos
>no college
>into dirtbikes/4wheeling
>anything camo
>hates to read
>only uses dog filter on snapchat
>sends read receipts on imessage
>older siblings living with parents
>says they hate drama
>hates animals

>>724859424
I need spectacles but I don't have them. How much do you love me?

>>724859403
Same. I was a high estrogen teenboy. Testosterone kicked in the 20's and now I can't tell the difference between a female and a lampost.

>"You can trust me"

Cannot be trusted, ever.

Also

>tells you other people's secrets

They will tell yours just as easily

>>724859670
People who misuse "there" in place of their. Beyond annoying.

>>724855937
I'm a disgusting pig

>>724855375
When it comes to sexual partners:
>very left leaning.
>rude to service industry workers.
>using the wrong variation of you are, you're, and your.
>constantly on social media and only wants to experience things to "check in."
>has a lot of male friends
>eats with their mouth open, or while talking.
>drinks more than a couple nights a week.
>thinks that it's cool to smoke marijuana.
>only listens to hip hop/rap music.
>religious.

>>724858201

>talks fancy
>doesn't know the difference between "infer" and "imply"

Yep, it checks out.

>>724858435
i'd like to add
>recreational dogs

>>724859551
wut? i was talking about guys, and you're talking about a "she". more context maybe?

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>>724858820
>2 very different thing.
>very different thing.
>remember how to spell properly you Hillary voting cuck.

>>724859296
I actually completely agree. Context is extremely important in regards to how people speak, but I was actually referring to people who have little to no emotion or tonal changes no matter what the subject is. Honestly, I'm just hoping more people would pay attention to the way people talk as a way to detect emotion.

>>724859504

I tailgate constantly. Get the fuck out of my way - the left lane is the passing lane asshole.

Also - if anyone passes me on the highway we are now racing.

Fish lips and unnatural colored hair combos. Chick is always either crazy, retarded, a new wave feminist, or all three.

>>724856341
>>724859229
>Deez fckn smart shirtlets

I think you're just mad at yourself for being janitor.

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>>724855375
>facial piercings
>excessive piercings
>excessive tattoos
>any mention of supporting Hillary
>someone that believes in common liberal "muh racism/oppression" shit
>blacks, usually
>towelheads
>people that seem to interact too openly with others to the extent that it makes it awkward
>people with ridiculous amounts of makeup/accessories
>people that try to be "cool"
>people that excessively curse
>people that seem way too uptight

Probably more but too lazy to think of them.

when people make a joke and do not maintain eye contact with you. when they shift their eyes to see if others are laughing. it gives me a feeling they want acceptance.
People who say they dont care about position in life; school, work, family.
People who cant take care of them self's; cant cook, have messy houses or cars, dirty old clothing.
People who are overly religious

>>724855375
Overweight and poorly dressed.

>>724859174
Not black, but I'll kill myself later.

>>724859857
Are you male?

>>724859749
Kek'd

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>>724858499
>working out, gym culture
>boring people
i wonder why there is so little proper science done about it.
i have for my entire life heard jokes about who working out makes your brain wither because valuable proteins are made into muscles instead of reinfocing brain tissue. but yet i have met people who were both ripped and seriously clever.
would love to see some actual cause/correlation/effect research in that area, a very high percentage of hardcore workout fanatics are just plain boring in their head.

>>724859035
I mean -- is that even a common thing anymore?

>>724860127

gorss, let's just go w/shifty eyes in general

>>724858286
I agree 100%. If you did some stupid shit or fucked me over in some way, I'd rather you tell me about it then to lie to my face about it. It's easier to repair the mistakes that have been made than it is to repair trust that has been lost.

Myself

>>724855375
Social media user. (Facebook chatting, posting pictures of food or shit to IG or snapchat, generally interacting with the internet instead of the people they are with.)

Overtly political. (SJW or Bible Thumper or whatever.)

Attention seeker. (See social media user)

I'm not sure how to describe it but 'over-dressed' but not really that. More so a general vanity. (Like if it looks like they spent more time on their hair or generally primping than was appropriate for the location. Gym rat. Over priced watch. Over priced, perfectly spotless shoes.) General Vanity.

General stupidity. (During the course of conversation they are unable to grasp concepts even with explanation.)

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>>724859035

You're not down with the clown bruh?

>>724859935
Ah, the monotonous droners. Yes, there's usually something wrong there. Whether it's a lack of personality, lack of self esteem, a minor psychological condition, or something major.

Yes, between tone of voice, inflection (even the constant misuse of uncommon words) and body language, you can get a pretty good feel for a person.

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>>724859104
>"That stigmatizes women"
kekd
never heard that outside of internet tho.

>>724860174
yes, straight male and i hate when other dudes, regardless of their orientation, stare longingly into my eyes while i'm talking. granted it's kinda rare, but still annoys me.

>>724855375
Anyone who disagrees with me.

Pretty much everyone an asshole. Why the fuck interact with anyone.

>>724856341
Good to know that you avoid me, I'll avoid you, no problems.

>>724859988
Some unnatural colors work but it depends on the attractiveness of the woman/man.
Body AND face.

>>724859956
>If anyone passes me on the highway we are now racing
I feel you fellow fagg/o/t, this lady in a minivan passed me doing 100 at least today and then freaked out when I did a ricer flyby at 115, then had the gall to curse me out at a stoplight for going so fast (she had two kids in the back)

I like when grills stand close when they talk to me but only because of my permavirgin status. So girls in general are a reminder of my inadequacy. Being female is red flag to me.

Guys who wear a tie but leave the top button unbuttoned like a slovenly animal

>>724860601
lol I've done that

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>>724859291

>>724859443
>i fucking hate "close talkers"
signed. 1 meter, no touchy, always.

i fucking hate it when i meet a chick online for the first time and some of the first conversations we have is about how bad their life sucks, im so tired of hearing about stupid shit, these bitches narrate their life like its a shitty sad movie...

>>724858790
Love you

Anyone who talks about their political or religious beliefs right off the bat.

I feel like tattoos and piercings are only considered red flags by the people on this website.

>>724860507
How do you know what to avoid? I haven't given away any visual cues to you. A bit ambitious you white shirters are.

>>724855375
>"Never talk to my ex-wife/ex-girlfriend. She's crazy and lies about me"
>hits an animal
>road rage
>can't manage emotions
>holes in wall, broken controller

>>724860792
yeah i was telling my friend the other day about this new archetype of girls you meet online who are constantly depressed/all day in bed/feeling lazy. there are so many of them.

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>>724858926

>confuses a false premise with irony
>wanton quotation marks
>projecting this hard

Sounds like someone wants to be told they're exceptional more often. Got any more cringe-inducing outbursts?

>>724860309
I detect self-hatred

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>>724859296
>you'll only find a liar over compensating for their self perceived inadequacies.
oh boy. didnt think i'd ever feel so guilty of something a random faggot on 4chan accuses me of.

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>>724855723
>Having social marxist views, for example wanting the races mixed*

There fixed it for you, this ad was brought to you by the white male patriarchy

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>>724858189
"you're so funny!!"

red flags for me, in ladies:
- aposematism (brightly dyed hair, makeup or clothing for the sake of sticking out -- not done tastefully)
- shitty taste in music (or pretty much anything) -- and I'm not that picky... I'm talking coheed and cambria shitty.
- brings up politics before you know them well, and/or wants a future career as a politician
- complete lack of interest in politics
- talks to their parents more than once or twice per week
- financially dependent on parents beyond age 18
- brags about anything you shouldn't brag about, such as having a concealed carry permit, illegal activities, etc
- yoga or naturopathic "medicine" and/or other obsession with "health culture" (gym, running, whatever) beyond that of a normal human
- tattoos that aren't on arms, legs, or otherwise out of sight to the general public
- needs to hang out EVERY DAYYYYYYY / constantly texting or emailing or calling / generally clingy
- excessive drinking (can't go more than a week without a drink, drinks shitty beer, drinks to get drunk)
- smoking cigarettes in THE CURRENT YEAR
- pointy knees

red flags in the general population:
- creepy stare (intense eyes)
- mouth breathers
- lack of hygiene / self-care (obesity, shitty torn up clothes, BO, greasy hair)
- sociopathic or narcissistic behavior
- neoliberals
- neofascists
- trump supporters, even if they're just trolling (cringeworthy edgelords)
- bros who vape
- fedoras / neckbeards / reddit users / people who attend "board game night"
- assholes who unnecessarily insert big words into conversational english in an attempt to patronize people

>>724860507
You won't be well dressed. Easy enough to avoid.

There's a certain tone of voice that is an indicator they're "spiritual" and have progressive (libtarded) view points and should just be left alone.

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>>724859427
>can you imagine some people are legitimately not depressive
lulz

>>724858333
Nah he just has an eye for quality, something can seem nice but it will wear quicker or break down faster since the materials used weren't quite on par with higher end items. Don't be so dense

>>724860651
As a sunburnt red heatstroke-victim vegan tranny part time dota 2/professional LoL cosplayer who identifies as a flag pole and is currently undergoing a strict 30-day yoga water fast this post offends me.

50% of the country rabidly hates me, and I hate them, too. I do not believe in one nation indivisible anymore. If civil war broke out I would enlist that very day to fight for what's left of my country. Never thought I'd say this, but I would like to see the other side shot dead, their bodies strewn about as far as the eye can see. And I want to be one of those shooting them dead. I know now they never were my countrymen.

>>724857557
I have dual sleeves that I got when I was in the military back when I was 20, but I judge people from a distance if they have tattoos. It's weird.

>>724859798
This. And people who talk too much will give away too much.

>>724860817
I doubt that.

You think if two people are doing the same thing and one has a big neck tattoo the one with the tattoo is going to be treated the same? Unlikely.

I have always wondered what would possess people to get a tattoo of some retarded shit across their chest or even some pointless shit like stars or whatever on their fingers. Why would you want that on you for 50-80 years? It's literally the PERFECT example of poor decision making.

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>>724861413
take your meds and go to bed

>>724861203
I bet you're real popular at school

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>>724861203
>intense eyes

Extremely masculine trait

>trump supporters

Oh jesus

>neofascists

Check your test levels eunuch.

>>724861413
Remember the Alamo
>The South Will Rise Again

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>>724860174
>>724859857
use whatever pronouns to tell whatever story, we are not fucking tumblr. on this board, we are all faggots.

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>>724861203
>smoking cigarettes
>pointy knees
>trump supporters

such trivial bullshit, I bet you're the life of the party

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>Cannot socialize or do anything really without alcohol

It's not even alcoholism really they just get to 21 (or whatever age really) and from then on every single event has to have booze involved. I like drinking as much as the next guy but if your first question about a party/get together is "are we drinking?" then you're headed down a dark path

This is also projecting a bit as I used to be this guy.

>>724861227
>implying you don't get avoided by a larger % of the population than I get avoided by

Everyone gets avoided. Every day. But numerically if this were a contest, and everytime you got avoided you lose a day off your life, you'd be dead by a year.

CTRL+f
>nothing about horse lovers being absolute guaranteed whores.

>>724860187
It's the opposite, working out makes you smarter. That's why I'm dumb as asphalt sometimes.

>Smoker of weed or cigarettes, even vaping if they're too obnoxious about it.
>people who are too full of themselves, condescending and very vain.
>No sense of humor
>absolute shit at holding a conversation

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>>724860013
can you give me an example of what "uptight" means? i am still learning the english language.

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>>724861628

> voted for trump
> thinks crazy = masculine

ok fam


>>724861693

pointy knees was a joke, newfag

but chances are you're a little slow if you think "pointy knees" was something serious and lumped it in with supporting trump and ruining your lungs smoking corporate poison.

>>724855660
/Thread

>>724861338
Shoot me. I'm spiritual. But my voice is never consistent. One day I'll sound like a vegan tranny hipster. Next day I sound like a 40 year old whos been on a meth binge for a week. The next day I'll sound like Martin Luther King.

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>>724862145
>Crazy

No crazy=feminine, case in point your future friends

>>724855375
Making a noise like mhm uff unf whenever they do a task

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>>724860127
>they want acceptance
how dare they, filthy basterds

>>724855375
How newfag they are

people who think highly of themselves

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>>724862066
yeah i think you need.. like some minimum heart power to even sustain enough exygen flow in your head for any thinking beyond basic instincts.

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>>724862436
>when your standards are so low that they're non-negotiable

>>724856187

These kinds of really major social red flags come out when they're drunk. When people are sober I feel that trying to pick up on how they speak may lead to some blurry conclusions, but gives you a general idea about the person.

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>>724860453

>>724856839
victim alert victim alert

>>724862473
too soon

>>724862436
Some people have good reasons, others don't

>Burping in public
>Spitting on side walks
>No sense of fashion
>Patchy beards
>Doing drugs past weed
>Chokers
>Doesn't use social media
>"God bless you"
>Too much artificial scent (perfume, cologne, lotions)

>>724858790
Lit af

>>724862331
That's called sensory stimulation. It usually happens when your brain was expecting something. It wasn't done. The brain is now firing wrong. That firing makes you think theres a need to speak. Speaking isn't an option. Saying something? that's awkward. Humming does it.

>>724855375
My only red flag is when people are loud in unnecessary situations. It's cool to be passionate or excited, but if it's in the wrong situation then it makes me feel like they're trying to make up for something

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>>724858958

snoring
farting
making noises
talking in sleep
yawning and making a loud noise while doing it
hissing when yawning
not being aware of what might annoy others
being stupid
saying disgusting shit unless they are asian ( asian friends are cool )

>>724862701
>Spitting on sidewalks
I do this.
>Chokers
I like them, helps me imagine the girl I'm talking to is a complete whore. Makes me feel better about myself.

>>724858201
its most likely not true, but usually people using more than 4 syllable words come off as quite douchy - like nigga we aren't in quantum mechanics class, save it for someone who cares

>>724858480
does fuck offend u sallyboy

>>724863064
>I do this

Degenerate

>I like them, helps me imagine the girl I'm talking to is a complete whore.

That's the problem anon.

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>>724855375

>>724863064
>imagine the girl I'm talking to is a complete whore.
>Imagine

No anon the girl your talking to is a complete whore

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>>724859612
you're right, she was batshit crazy when I lived with her

>>724863327
I spit cause I smoke but I can quit anytime.

>>724858140
i never noticed it, but people who like muse a lot really DO suck

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>>724860973
>road rage
similar thing i absolutely hate

>"yo, slow down there was a 130 sign, they dont put those up fo nothing" (80 in freedum units)
>accellerates
>"i'll show you how fast this car goes"
>"please dont, i really hate driving fast
>190
>"bro"
>220
>"dude"
>240, car audibly near its limits
>"fucking stop."
>"pussy"
>250
>"yeah i got it, you love your car. now, can you just let me leave your car and then leave you & never see you again, ever?"
>"ahaha, i know you love a little bit of danger" *wink* *wink*

>>724859714
wierd, the top of my list is
>hillary supporters

People who say some really mean shit or something really mean and then say "I'm just joking" if you get serious, but otherwise wouldnt have said they were joking.... fuck I suck at explanations. Does someone have a better example?

>>724863531
I smoke too so I get the constant need to spit but on a sidewalk? That's just gross my guy

>>724855662
Actually, I see it as a sign of low self-esteem. Like they are drawing your attention away from making eye-contact.

Pulling pants down in the middle of the street and taking a quick shit, then pull up not wipe an act like nothing happened

>>724856305
That is one hot nigger.

>>724863655
high school kids

>>724863692
I guess I can stop.

>>724855375
in descending order of importance
>chewing food with mouth open
>audibly chewing gum
>seeming to wear trendy clothes and shoes, makes it obvious that they are materialistic
>unnatural hair colors
>having tattoos in places that can't be covered by a t-shirt and jeans
>fat people who wear tight fitting clothes
>fat women in general
>people who appear to be poor/uneducated
>using large headphones in public
>unkempt/disheveled

>>724860973
>Never talk to my ex-wife/ex-girlfriend

Dont see a problem with this one unless you genuinely like being a scumbag

I know this ain't a poetry class, but here's a poem about looking down upon others.

It goes:

But helpless pieces in the game He plays,
Upon this chequer-board of Nights and Days,
He hither and thither moves, and checks… and slays,
then one by one, back in the Closet (it) lays.

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>>724861774
>your first question about a party/get together is "are we drinking?"
alcohol is a fucking disease. prohibition was the most stupid attemt so solve it imaginable, but humanity has known for a LONG time that widespread booze use is a symptom of a *serious* societal issue.

They're Asian and can actually read minds

>>724861203
you're not good at spotting sociopathic behavior you wouldnt be able to spot me dipshit.

actually you would probably stare at me in awe because of how original and magnetic i am. first rule of not being a sheep is don't look like one...

>>724863330

>>724863994
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
Italian Proverb

>>724863885
Pretty much all except tattoos, but only if they aren't very big aka no sleeve

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>>724855660

>>724859815
I've seen jackasses whos whole life is pot and yea they're asshats
but it makes tv and food better so im not bored and wracked with psychosomatic pains

>>724861203
I added a new one to my list

>anyone that uses terms such as aposematism and psudo-whatever bullshit

>>724864144
the poem is about the player not the pieces

People that think the more annoying they are and the more you notice them for it, that with time you won't forget them and grow to love them, but you never will and they don't exist for you, because they want to use you for something

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>>724862136
Extremely sensitive/defensive, unable to take a joke.

You may have heard the term "high-strung", which means the same thing.

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>>724863746

>>724863810
ya basically that. Im just stoned off my ass trying to come up with an example.
Like, "We should fuck" (a gay dude telling me this and when I try to brush him off hes like "Just joking bro" like you werent fucking joking if I had said yes

>>724864308
This is 100 percent quality.

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>>724864300
that sounded deep but i am completely unable to graps whats its actually supposed to mean

>>724864431
honest yet shy

>>724862279
>anyone who says they are spiritual

>>724855375
people who come across as fake, or try too hard to mask their insecurities.
i dont bother with that shit
i use to deal, i get along with all types

>>724864308
Yes !!!!!

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>>724862145
uh ok enjoy your crazies

>>724864613
How does one come across as fake?

>>724864300
It's about the pieces. The pieces already respresent things. Kings represent kings, queens .. queens, pawns are foot soldiers, bishops are archers, knights are horseman, rooks are siege weapons.

But despite the role they play, once the game is over every single piece goes back in the same box.

>>724863051
sorry but other people being annoyed is a personal problem

>>724863327
>calling anyone a degenerate when we all know that each and every one of us has no right to call bullshit on anything

>>724864704
you ever been in a cringe thread?

>>724864308
Couldn't have said it better myself anon

>>724864308
Holy fuck

>>724864037
thats why you dont have parties

>>724864745
The people playing devise the will of the pieces.

>>724864745
And yet the king and queen are still the most important pieces until the game is over and the pawns literally get assfucked for the first few turns, every game, nothing changes. :^)

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omg this

>>724859323
In the same boat, pollen is so bad where I live that it's hard to breathe.

People who are needlessly, negatively judgey....I have never had a positive, worthwhile, long term relationship with people like this.

>>724864308
In elementary school I used to put up with this shit so much until I snapped. One kid I knocked his two front teeth out and couple years later I broke my hand on a different kid's head. Fuck they were so annoying.

>>724864998
Each and every pawn is capable of becoming Queen.
Akin to saying every human, regardless of their type has a chance.

>>724863070
Nigga I'm not inclined to acquiesce to the lamentable and boorish social expectations of an ignominious, incorrigible blowhard faggot, such as yourself.

>>724865241
thats a good one. i had to distance myself from my grandma cause of that, shes always talking shit about someone in the family. setting up her kids against each other

>>724861354
>my 300 dollar watch which is made of the exact same materials as your 100 dollar watch is going to last longer!

>>724855375
If they are Filipinos

>>724865326
Check And Mate

>>724865607
>if it may not be obvious to others, explain your answers.

>>724865009
You're not think deep enough. The Queen lets say gets pinned to her king by the opposing bishop. There sits on the 7th rank a lowly pawn. It advances once square up to become a Queen with checkmate. A pawn, once capable of only moving one square up now reaches infinitely across space to check the king. It is just a game. But it represents the values of all things living.

Being human, I ran off with the wolves and lions, they took me to meet extraterrestrials, I live with them now

>>724865868
you are close but not looking at the hand that guides you

Cocky people, they never end up being trustworthy.

>>724866061
Stfu up with this gay chess shit lol, you can learn more from halo

>>724865875
your own hand

People who like chess

>>724866262
You can learn from everything. But time is limited friend.

grown men owning action figures/mlp, etc

>>724866262
>Confirmed underage.
No appreciation for games that demand thought and foresight.

>>724866061
gonna chime in on this
when someones pointing at the moon do you look for it in the finger?

anyone that has a job. fk u all you're not special

>>724866366
Hence knowledge would be infinite if we were immortal

>>724862066

yup this is true, working out does make you smarter
>more natural endorphins
>higher self-confidence and energy to showcase your personality
>different "way" of thinking, more positive energy overall from working out

anyway, response to the thread

>dumb tattoos
>anti-intellectual attitude
>does too many drugs or smokes cigarettes
>fat
>overly religious

People who use mental gymnastics to always justify themselves being correct, mostly so they feel like they're right in what the believe or something. Obviously this is a red flag but it wasn't always obvious when someone was just wrong about something. Bascially, emotionally driven sophists. Normal "practical" sophists tend to suck too if they aren't on your team.

>>724866378
Unless they're original, still in the box shit. Especially the limited runs they get kids to test out before going to full production. Those are actually worth having. Sell them later.

>>724863637
Not the guy you're replying to but just bc he hates trump doesn't mean he supports Hillary.

>>724866531
Amen we should all quit and just work in farms and grow produce, the fuck do we need money for

Hypercompetitive people.


No, I don't give a shit that you were able to reach the top of the stairs faster than me, just like I don't give a shit how your car gives off three beeps when it locks, instead of mine which gives off two.

>>724866631

yeah I forgot about this one, monstrously insecure people who have to be right about everything are the fucking worst. especially when they're smart enough to know a little bit more about the world than the average person but not smart enough to realize how much of an idiot they still are. fuck i hate these people

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>>724855375
>Talking about yourself, talking too much, not thinking before you speak
>Facial piercings
>Unnaturally colored hair
>Gauges
>Obviously false personas
>Double-standards, selective reasoning, confirmation bias
>Those faggot-ass ripped up t-shirts
>Visible tattoos (ALWAYS an excuse for people to talk about themselves).
>Uncleanliness in person or in home
>Cats, see previous
>Tendency to follow fads
>Gossip
>Hyper-sensitivity/empathy
>Emotional children

Most of these things like cleanliness etc are just a reflection of your respect for your home and your self, and if you're a fucking slob as a grown adult then nope. Attention whoring (tattoos, piercings, etc) also a major flag. Sorry you don't feel good enough about yourself, but that's not my fucking problem. I had a classmate who heard I was bringing Christmas gifts for my colleagues show up with a bunch of random crap she grabbed off the shelf in a pathetic attempt to undermine the gesture. She cannot stand the thought of being out of the spotlight. It's become a sort of a game I play with her insecurity and it's savory to watch her just fucking die a little inside when the conversation shifts.

>>724866529
if you have never seen the moon the finger of the person pointing is the guide

People that do this to me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eC1o7xL6Q8k

>>724866914
Yeah lol, people of slightly above average intelligence are the biggest clowns of all time.

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Rich people who feel the need to point out all the cool shit they have.

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>>724866928
Sounds like you're just autistic, mate.

>>724855375
>face tattoos
>"flippy" emo hair
>dudes in skinny jeans.
>wearing a wife beater as a shirt
>wallet chains
>Any clothes that are dirty or have a ridiculous amount of large holes in them (excluding work shirts for people like mechanics or construction workers)
>greasy hair
>Anything indicating that they are a juggalo
>grills in someone's teeth
>affliction or Tapout shirts
>flatbill hats, bonus points for monster energy drink logos
>guys who cut the sleeves off of shirts but cut the holes all the way from the top to the bottom so they are basically wearing a poncho where the bottom connects. Fat redneck hicks do this a lot where I live
>anything MLP related
>fedoras are a given

>>724856187
Reporters and supposedly educated women that still like, talk with a hesitating and unnatural lilt- aka the valley girl accent.

>>724866761
twirling my tongue like a cop youre not gonna arrest me.
what i meant that attitude hurr durr i have a job, i am the god of this world. fk that new guy he doesnt suck my dick, out with him.

>>724855723
I agree but how is that a quick observation?

>>724867127
It's actually delicious. Crippling insecurity coupled with rampant self-righteousness makes for the most obnoxious personality I've ever seen. It really is pathetic.

+1 took the bait

>>724867089
Look Elon is a douche and he is probably motivated by ego at the end of the day, but if you can't see that what he is trying to do is one of the most important things of all time than you are worse than him. Hopefully you just dislike him as a person.

>>724867331
Nah, you just admitted to judging people based on a bunch of really fucking retarded criteria that made you sound like an autistic shut-in and got made fun of for it. No backpedaling now, anon.

>>724859714
Reads like it was written by a chick.
Sadly, I know it was written by an INTJ 30 something year old.

>>724867362
Typically, people with vision and the drive to make it happen, come off a bit douchy anyway. Chalk it up to a different set of priorities and mindset.

>>724867586
>INTJ

You know the MBTI is based on a bunch of bullshit Jungian theory, right?

Theory written by the same dude who believed humans have a psychic hivemind and that telepathy is real.

Anyone that's a threat to my reproducing (sex) tactical lifestyle in the best way I see fit ?

>>724867667
True. I guess I held that back to not disagree too much.

>>724867844
>reproducing
>tactical
>lifestyle

Anyone that has to talk about there screwing habits like this

>>724861203
you sound like a fag.

>>724862136
Urban Dictionary is your friend.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

People that saw the future and thought it was a gift from outside this life, and then act retarded because theirs no way to explain it or know if anyone else saw it

People who get jealous at anyone who is more successful than them. Studies have shown that 9/10 times you are a loser and to your core and never worth anyone's time.

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>>724859146

>>724861203
So how's that autism treating ya, buddy?

>>724867844
Are you ex-army?

>threat
>tactical
>fit

>>724855375
>Narcissists
>Rednecks
>Ghetto brown people
>Hardcore weebs (any culturophile really)
>People who wear their religious/political opinions on clothing/car
>Smelly people
>Downies and retards (I have nothing against them for being what they are, they are just a pain in the dick to interact with and I have a phobia of non downie tards)
>people with neck/head/hand tattoos
>the obese
>incredibly effeminate gay guys (its not the gay part, it's them being more barbie then ken)
>mouth breathers/open mouth chewers
That's all I could remember off the top of my head