My city is blowing $5 Mil to change all the crossing lights to

Only hoes be standing on them street corners, makes sense.

What a waste of tax dollars.

I feel like i'm taking crazy pills

What country are you in?

>>724851663
When I see shit like this it makes me realize how fucked we are

Looks like a man in a kilt to me

>>724851663
women are slowly moving to the same region of my heart and brain where my nigger hatred resides.

>>724851663
I wonder how many of the city service employees doing that work will be women?

>>724851663
looks like a lady who really needs to pee

>>724852058
Australia

>>724851663
Haha melbourne is fucked, 3028 checking in btw

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>>724852269

>>724852269
kek

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>>724851744

>>724851663
I'm okay with this

>>724851663
I've been hearing you guys have been really worked out about it. The first step in curing feminazism is recognizing it as a problem.

>>724851663
It's not your money. Women pay taxes too.

>>724851663
Sue the city for discrimination.

Imply that the new sign says that "Only women may use this crossing".

Allude to old segregation laws, when Blacks had to use separate water fountains.

And if they say, "it should be obvious that anyone can use the crossing", then snap back "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO WASTE TAX PAYERS MONEY ON A SIGN THAT WAS OBVIOUS TO BEGIN WITH?"

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>>724852269
You're wrong

>>724851663
Where is your source on this costing $5 million or even that it's happening to all crossing lights?

Only thing I've seen is it costs like $9000 and it's only happening to like 6 lights in the CBD for a 12 month trial period?

Link your sources pls

>>724851663
It's hot. I wonder if anyone would care if I stood there and fapped to it.

>>724851663

Why not just make it a solid green light like a traffic light?

just change the color of the casing to distinguish it from a traffic light

>>724851663
Is that the corner of Flinders and Swanston?

I hadn't heard about this, but it's kinda weird I could recognise that.

>>724853263
Or just change it to a fucking stick figure or just feet or "Walk" and "Stop" to not offend the other 50 million snowflake genders people create.

I think they are just making the statement that everyone in austria is a bitch because you sat back like cowards and let the government take your guns.

>>724853263
It's in Australia, so they can't change the color. They'd have to change the colour.

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>>724853376
if you change it to feet or walk then your'e offending the amputees and handicaps...theres not a damn thing that everyone can agree on anymore, we are fucked no matter what

>>724853436
Australia bud.

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Women are only shaped like that if they wear dresses.
They're spending $5M on gender stereotyping.
And the femanazis are eating it up because it's under the guise of equality.
Well done gentlemen.

>>724853376
To be fair, "walk" and "stop" would be a bad idea just because it excludes the illiterate. Having an actual symbol is a lot better.

>>724853708
No we're not

>>724853740
Yeah i know i was using talk to text and its noisy in here.

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>>724851744

>>724853921
either your'e a child or your'e fucking retarded

>>724854089
Neither

>>724853376
They should change it to a picture of a kangaroo with a can of fosters shoved up its ass

>>724853221
6 lights is going to cost 9000? Fuck regardless of what the the design, seems expensive as hell. You might have more problems than feminazi infestation.

>>724851663
Wow, what a stupid waste of money.

maybe...we should all be gay?
they loose, the human race stops?
They have to rape US to provide a future?
i see no problem, i just gotta suck some dick

>>724853842
Fair point, but I don't think you have many illiterates walking around the CBD. Even the homeless know most words. It's supposed to be a universal language anyway. Police stations don't have symbols either, just the words.

And as >>724853708 said, that would probably just end up upsetting some amputees.

It's just going to sway to a minority that won't be happy with the result. They're fucking stupid wasting tax payers' money for this.

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>>724851663
fucking sjws

>>724851663
Got nudes of middle? Not the green one; the white one.

>>724854264
That would offend everyone that drank Toohey's. And that guy that fucked up the kangaroo choking his dog. And he's a national hero, can't afford to offend him.

>>724852347
Going to say less than 5%

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>>724851663
So retarded

Melbourne is the most left-wing, progressive place in Australia by far, so what sort of discrimination is this addressing? Fucking retarded.

If they needed to replace the lights (and you'd only do so if they were non-functional), replace them with a Thumbs Up and Thumbs Down if you care so much about gender neutrality.

>>724851663
Why's her legs positioned like she needs to pee?

Did they take the symbol straight from a bathroom door?

>>724853221
not OP but 6 lights will cost $8400 aud. There is roughly 3,900 crossing lights in Melbourne so if ALL of them are changed it'd cost around $5.5m but there's no source stating that all of them will be changed

>>724852334
honestly same thing for me

>>724852347
they will probably still complain about their wages as well

>>724854558
>illiteracy
Gotta think about dem poor oppressed POC

>>724853708
>>724853921
>>724854089

> theres not a damn thing that everyone can agree on anymore
> we are fucked no matter what
> no we're not

So sensitive

>>724854785
The guy that muffed that roo is a hero here in the United States as well lol.

>>724851663
Amsterdam?

>>724854902
So retarded

its not tax dollars you moron "The Committee for Melbourne — a non-profit organisation comprising more than 120 Melbourne business and community groups — is behind the move."

>>724851663

FINALLY. A bit of world news that makes me happy that Trump's not going to fund global warming research.

Burn us all!

sigh http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-07/female-traffic-light-signals-melbourne-pedestrian-crossing/8330560

It costs an average of $8,400 to change six traffic lights.

>>724855253
Global warming? Do people actually still believe in this?

>>724855219
Retrospectively, the money to set up the lights in the first place WERE taxpayers money.

And you can bet your ass that after the '12 month trial' when they do decide to change all the lights, a non-profit organization isn't going to fork over the 5 million needed for it.

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>>724855461

How can global warming be real if the world isn't a globe? Plus the turtle would just swim away when it got too hot. Wake up sheeple!

>>724851663
Equality: removing all men and replacing them with women.

They should open a dictionary once in a while. Ignorant cunts.

>>724855413
How can it costs that much? Are the lense covers made of diamond? Its probably a black piece of plastic behind the actual lense its self. Are they paying 4 people $500 an hour to change them?

>>724851663

That's funny because I don't see any penises in the crossing lights to say they are for men.

>>724855461
do people still believe the moonlanding was real? do they believe 9/11 wasn't an inside job, do they believe sandy hook was real? yes people are still retarded and will believe whatever their tv's tell em

>>724856006
True.

>>724854020
maybe cuz she know how to do basic hygiene

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>>724856006
sooo true

>>724856282
we todd did

wait until street light are change

first day go to city hall

>what the fuck why are all the lights female, you guys are segregating guys
>file a lawsuit
>get paid

for real though women bitch and complain about sexism and when it happen to a guy...happen to me personally about 7 times already...we dont give a fuck like I was like the system fuck me but ehh fuck it. Girls get fucked by system it rape and everyone cried for them

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>>724851663
>If you don't wear a dress or skirt you are not a woman

Shocked they haven't complained about this yet.

>>724851663
Wouldn't it be sexist to portray the woman in a dress?

>>724851663

so... are they assuming genders?

>>724854020
The difference is effort. The girl on the right isn't a lazy fuck, she has enough discipline to eat right and exercise to keep her body tight.

>>724851663
They aren't changing ALL the crossing lights, they're trying to make it roughly equal. So only about half of them they're changing. It'd make no sense if they changed all of them.

But I agree, it's fucking stupid, the symbol was already neutral. They assumed the symbols gender. With this logic they should be putting wheelchairs into it too to avoid generalizing street crossers as people capable of using their legs.

>>724855694
Not sure if serious, but you aren't far off.

Isn't assuming that the figure is a man because of its body sexist? And isn't assuming the figure is a woman because it has a dress sexist too? These people don't make sense

that's sexism in itself lol

>>724854916
What about people without thumbs? You fucking ableist.

>>724851663
What, women can't wear pants?

>>724853376
>>724853842
>"Walk"

Stop fat-shaming and triggering people who choose to live beyond the exercise-obsessed modern culture. Too much exercise can actually be really unhealthy you know.

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>>724856652
>>724856652

You realize that a Legless lizard is an actual animal and is not a snake?

>>724852926
> It's not your money. Women pay taxes too.
You must realize those two sentence have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Nobody's that stupid.
> It's not your money. Monkeys fly.
> Fire is hot. Women pay taxes too.

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>>724854020

right: "What is the difference besides our personality type? Why am I shunned and he is praised? It's the same damn thing."

>>724858199
He has a bigger mustache.

>>724851663
Women can wear pants and have short hair too. This is a blatant stereotype against women and should be removed.

>>724851663

What I wanna know who and why would someone get offended when they look up an see it as a man. its just a person. fuck its a traffic light ahaha, who gives a fuck. should just have green an red lights if people as so precious, money could be going to more better and productive things

>>724852334
could not have said it better

>>724851663
Victoria is the most SJW state in Australia. What did you expect?

>>724858059

I thought the joke of that image was that it was ostensibly an attempt to scam people into thinking they were buying a "rare legless lizard" that's just a snake.

Then the second poster points out that legless lizards actually exist, calling the naivety of the original joke into question.

>>724853708
change to "Go"

>>724859016
I'm the legless lizard poster, I took that photo at a breeder convention, guess the joke doesn't work so i'll just change the file name.

>>724859267
what if they have dyslexia and are illiterate or only foreign speaking?

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>>724851663
I don't recall ever seeing one with a penis... they must've been gender neutral all this time.

>>724852269
Jesus fucking kek.

>>724855812
well it's not fucking $5mil and it's not tax dollars

>>724859423
Change it to "Allahu Ackbar" and blow up anyone trying to cross.

>>724851663

Just start putting electrical tape over the dress on the new lights as they go up, and attach a sign on the post below saying "Woman are not defined by what they wear!"

The city council and womens groups should hopefully get the fucking message and cut/reverse the program before wasting more money on it. Protesting as "men" will just get you ignored and villainized more.

>>724859351

Wait, so what exactly is the joke then? Is it just supposed to troll 4chan posters who don't know legless lizards exist?

>>724859728
but women want to be judged. if not, how will they ever be a victim. they will quickly realize you are a man trying to keep taxes low and obviously part of the alt right and neo nazi culture.

>>724856395
Lol, Breivik isn't Jewish

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none of them are even wearing dresses. and what the fuck is up with that dramatically male street light? where the fuck is the stick figure man

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>>724853141
i do want more of this

>>724852058
Cuck central australia. Man I've noticed they've gone off the deep end with this pseudo moral superiority a while ago. This shit just rediculous. Like really they could have used that money for foreign aid to help some actual oppressed women. But nope, goddam crosswalk signs are more important. This is why we cannot allow women a say in political matters.

>>724858199
Gandhi is much more bloodthirsty

>>724856395
They were not Jewish.

>>724855812

>Hire a top-tier firm to "design" a symbol that shows "femininity yet assertiveness, combatting the stresses of the modern world while at the same time owning them!": $1m

>Retain a law firm to review and revise wording in all press releases and public statements, as well as mediate between womens groups: $1m

>Hold repeated public meetings and extended bidding to select the above firms as well as consultants for which lights to replace and contractors for replacing the lights, but then meet later in private to just give the contracts to family members and political partners at inflated cost: $1m

>Have a catered luxury gala in which the international press, celebrities, and political elite are invited to celebrate this triumph of the lgbtq+/womens movement, but really just an excuse for the city council to take selfies with Emma Stone: $1m

>Still can't figure this one out: $1m

>>724857205
>you fucking albeist
did you just assume I'm human? Fucking bigot shitlord

>>724852464
>>724852473
Oh no

>>724861069

Mostly assumptions? Because still probably quite accurate knowing bureaucracy.

>>724859685
>being this dense.

>>724851663

They should fully fun this by making the "equality tax" and tax only women to get the money to pay for it.

>>724852334

This

>>724852334

Enjoy faggotry -- start kegelling your asshole now to avoid too much tearing.

When the circle-jerk of shitposting gets to the point where you start feeling genuine trigger-hatred for an entire class of people, it's time to leave 4chan for a while for your own sake.