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just bought weed for the first time, how does it look? >inb4

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just bought weed for the first time, how does it look?
>inb4 underage b&
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>>724833677
Actually decent.

I'm guessing you bought it online, which would explain why it's not nigger leaves.
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also forgot to add, i don't know whats a good way to smoke it without wasting any and how should i grind it without crushing any crystals? (not buying a grinder or any smoking equipment like pipes because i don't know if i will or when i will smoke again)
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>>724833801
yeah i did. it has some leaves on the back that doesn't show but they have some decent crystals on them, not too much though.
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>>724833810
I don't think you need to stress over wasting any of it, if this isn't something you're going to be doing on the regular some rizz roach and baccy will do you fine.
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Looks fine to me. I dont know how often u smoke. But mix like 0,2g - 0,3g or lets say: a tea-spoon of shredded weed. Mix it with half a cigarette and roll it to a joint and enjoy.
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>>724833810
Just go buy a 5 dollar chinaglass pipe
Few bucks more than papers and it'll pay itself off with the weed you won't waste on your first joint.
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>>724834034
alright i guess, should i do like 30/70 of weed and bacco or what
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>>724834201
No you filthy piece of shit.
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>>724834316
Feelsbadman what do i do then anon
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>>724834201
100% weed
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Do what I said u retard! Half a cigarette. Tea-spoon of shredded weed.
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>>724834201
something like that, yeah. I mean it's hard to say because some people will need very different amounts to get the right kind of stoned, but that's a good starting point.
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looks like good quality just make sure you inhale properly


inhale as much as you can till you feel the smoke fill your lungs and hold for 5 seconds
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You won't get high if this is your first time. Smoke with bacco twice in two days, then smoke a proper joint and you will get fucking lifted
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fuck it i will just make a ghetto ass water bong with a bowl make of tinfoil or a socket :-D
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All of you are the cringy-est mother fuckers I've ever seen on 4chan
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>>724834562
Oh yeah, can't stress this enough. The amount of times I've watched people just taste the smoke for a second then complain that they "arent really feeling it" afterwards is astounding.
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>>724834689
:( muh feels
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>>724834381
Not mix it with tobacco. Even niggers remove the swisher guts before rolling blunts.
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>>724834701
god this
jits who don't inhale kill my will to live
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>>724834769
bitch if i make like a 0.5g joint i will end up getting too high and wasting it
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>>724834773
dont worry i know how to inhale :-Ddd
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>>724834672
DO NOT USE TIN FOIL
IT WILL BURN AND THE FUMES WILL GO INTO YOUR LUNGS
SMOKE OUT OF AN APPLE YOU COLOSSAL NIGGER
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>>724834924
yeah bro you just suck on it lol it's just breathing
>lets entire hit out of mouth
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>>724834954
it may let off some chemicals when you first burn it so i will char it first of course, it wont kill you chill bruhh, shiit i may just use an apple pipe since its so easy and practical
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>>724834853
>bitch
Which Is why I said a cheap pipe is better.
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>>724835100
no
t. op
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>>724833677
Oregano
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>>724834853
>too high
>wasting it
Why dont you just get too high and do something enjoyable ya fuckin dink
The most enjoyable highes I've had have been 'too high' because it makes me feel vulnerable and honest
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>>724835098
enjoy your alzheimer's
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>>724835167
clearly basil
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>>724835202
this
nothing beats getting stoned out of your mind and playing vidya
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>>724835202
i heard some people getting really paranoid from smoking too much, especially sativa (this is a sativa dominant strain)
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>>724833677
Looks like you should soak it in 100 proof vodka, and insert rectally.
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Pretty good. 9 dollars i think is what my bro pays at the dispo for similar looking stuff. Though that nigger sells to me for 15 what a faggot
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>>724833677
good, but why the fuck is it in a vaccuum sealed bag? doesnt that fuck up ur herb when u goto suck out the air?
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>>724835432
you won't green out if you just relax and let the sensations flow
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>>724835532
because i bought it online and you probably dont want to get caught on your first shipment?
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>>724835432
Most people dont get paranoid, but fuck you, you might need some paranoia in your life. maybe you need some kind of breakdown or scare so you can evaluate what the fuck you're on this earth for
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>>724835532
why the fuck would it? there's no thc in the air around the bud, it's all in the bud
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>>724835677
he's just smoking a doob lol it's not shrooms bro
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>>724835677
i rather do that with lsd or shrooms lul
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>>724835648
Why and how did you buy it online? Tor im guessing?
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>>724835733
I imagine someone who gets paranoid from weed could never handle shrooms anyway
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>>724833677
Meh. You can see its kinda old 6/19
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>>724835853
i live in a fairly small town in europe its expensive as fuck and hard to get here, not to mention the quality is probably way better when buying online
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>>724835220
Keep smoking weed and see how those altzhimers
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So how should i grind it with minimal damage to the THC?
t. op
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>>724834773
don't say "jit" you suburban white filth
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>>724835858
i had anxiety issues with smoking after i had a panic attack a few years back, took me a hot minute to get over but now i smoke often and trip well

anyone can enjoy psychedelics with enough preparation
>>724836019
any crystals that get knocked off b the grinder will just wind up as kief, which you can scrape out of the grinder and smoke as well

why don't you just break it up with your fingers if you're so worried about damaging it?
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>>724836375
t. BLM
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>>724836421
He was dumb and didn't buy a fucking grinder, or a pipe.
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>>724836491
is he gonna take it in suppository form or some shit?
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>>724836491
not stupid just cant be assed to buy a grinder and a pipe for a gram of fucking weed not knowing if i will do it again, especially when i would have to order one online since no shops near me selling them, fuckwad
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>>724836618
A P P L E
P
P
L
E

whats your cunt btw just wondering
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>>724836618
I mean, if you have an apple, not having a pipe is fine. But you seriously should've just bought a fucking grinder man, they're like 10 dollars.

Fuck, a pipe is like 10 dollars. They're really not that expensive man.

Do you not have any friends who smoke? That's how most people get into it. Doesn't cost anything to have a friend smoke you out.

Honestly, it's kind of a waste to buy weed your first time. I sure as shit can't finish a whole bowl by myself, I take 1 hit and I'm fucking done.
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>>724836798
this is probably a really stupid question, but should i grind it up fine or just take out a small piece with a knife or something and put it in the "bowl" if i use an apple?
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looks pretty dank dude
if you dont want a grinder just hippie pick it with your fingers and smoke it like that
grinders dont really waste any crystals anyways and if any comes off it collects in the keif screen in the bottom so your not really losing anything
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>>724834083
>u
dont do this. euro fag.
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>>724833677
Looks tasty. Let us know how it goes.
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>>724837109
Why don't you just google how to grind up weed without a grinder.

Most people just use a grinder, which gets it pretty fine. I don't really know why it matters other than it's easier to pack a bowl with finely ground weed.
Seriously though, take it slow when you smoke it. If I get too high I start having panic attacks. And don't do dabs until you have a tolerance built up.
Shit's a one way street to ohgodIthinkI'mdying-ville
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a pill bottle with 2 pennies
>shake like hell
finger bust works too
if you dont have a peice poke holes in an apple like this
>7/10 looks like a hybrid/indica dominant
indoor fosho
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>>724837109
literally just pick it apart with your fingers man it takes no time at all
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How come ther arent stoner threads anymore :(
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>>724838424
It's too normie now, anon.

We need to find some other cool new drug to abuse and make mainstream.
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>>724833810
Make a bong and buy some tobacco.
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>>724838507
kratom?
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>>724838507
I vote opiates. Specifically oxycontin
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>>724838507
let's just all snort preworkout from now on
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>>724837360
>>724838123
Maybe with your shitty local weed you can do that, but op's picture looks like some sticky buds. Just use scissors and cut it fine.
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>>724833801
How do you buy stuff online while staying anonymous?
Wouldn't the post or something have a way of searching it and then can contact the popo?
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>>724833677
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>>724838976
if your weeds dense then its possible and no weed is stickey enough so not finger bust
and i live in BC so all the weeds here is fire haha
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If you mix with baccy your a faggot
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>>724839293
Tor, bitcoin, and buying from the right people. Even better if you have tails
>inb4 doesn't matter because of the vault 7 leak
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>>724839486
If you don't mix weed with tobacco you're a faggot.
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>>724839825
if you do mix tobacco with your weed you're a nigger or a limey
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>>724833677
lies n bait, how do i know, ur weed is dank
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>>724839293
>>724839661
That and postal only scans packages for explosives and then have dogs sniff suspicious packages. All good sellers seal their stuff air tight so it can't be smelled
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>>724834034
>>724834083
>>724834201
>>724834512
>>724838647
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>>724838656
Eh, if I'm to be totally honest, kratom seems like a meme. I've heard it just feels like a really weak opiate. Sounds like a waste of money.
Then again, I could be wrong. It does have a decent following.

>>724838730
Oxy, and pretty much all other opiates, have too big of a stigma attached to them. I don't see them going mainstream.

>>724838940
Seems legit, could have some potential with the masses.

Personally though, I was thinking something like shrooms, lsd, mdma. Maybe even ketamine. I dunno though, doesn't seem like other drugs have the culture behind them that weed has though.
I want to start pushing for more legalization though. We need to find another really social drug, like weed, alcohol, and tobacco are though.
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>>724840127
psychedelics are up next on the drug scene imo, more and more rappers are playing with them

hopefully they'll get mainstream enough we can have a legalization movement there as as well
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>>724835502
this
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>>724837109
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>>724840127
>>724840256
also psychedelics most certainly have a strong culture around them, it's just less public because most people are too scared to trip
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>>724840094
You obviously don't mind wasting your weed, which is the most non-stoner thing you could possibly do. Bet you also smoke it with a cigarette filter.
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>>724839825
nicotine makes me feel terrible, plus being opiate dependent makes me puke EVERYTIME I've tried to smoke...some people just can't do tobacco. Pref herb anyways
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>>724840366
how stupid are you? the tobbaco dosnt get you high
>anyone should know this
its just killing you slowly and i dont know what level on mental your on thinking tobbaco will add onto your high so your not wasting anything
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>>724840373
Yeah man, I get that. That's why I said only fags don't put tobacco in their weed. Be a man and harden up. That means you couldn't even smoke a joint with friends if they put tobacco in, which is just depressing.
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>>724840256
>>724840355
Yeah, you're not wrong.

I just find it's harder to argue that they're safe to use than weed is though. For shrooms you have all the people who are hyper paranoid because they've been told all mushrooms look the same and only 2 aren't poisonous and if you eat them you'll totally die or some shit like that.

And LSD is even too sketchy these days for me to touch. Too many research chems being sold as acid these days.
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>>724840685
??
tobacco contains nicotine
nicotine is a drug, albeit a shit tier one
have you ever smoked a cigarette before?
>>724840821
people used to think ganja turned you into a nigger loving orgy having sin machine, followed by insanity
stigmas simply have to be eradicated slowly through education

also i don't blame you for opting out of tabs, but do know that testing kids for LSD are sold legally on the clear net for as low as ten dollars sometimes. also it's pretty easy to tell when you have RC, they taste like ass

recently RCs have grown on me more, certain ones like 2CB are actually quite safe and enjoyable and have been in use with no issues for like 30 or 40 years. even 25-NBOMe, which is notorious for being able to kill you, is pretty safe as long as you know that's what your getting and adjust you dosage and safety accordingly
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>>724840817
I don't have any friends who smoke tobacco or feel the need to put tobacco in their weed, so it's not a problem.

Only idiots still smoke tobacco anyway. You're literally smoking something that tastes and smells like shit, does basically nothing, and is going to kill you.

If that doesn't make you fucking retarded, I don't know what does.
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>>724834853
Do not mix it with tobacco that's stupid
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>>724840685
I'm not trying to say tobacco gets you high, you fucking dumbass. I'm talking about joints.

But if you want to be technical, tobacco has a lower burning point than thc, which would increase the quality of smoke through partial vaporizing and less outright combustion. So you could say you may get more out of the same amount of weed if you smoke it with tobacco.
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>>724840685
is this bait?
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>>724841312
i used to smoke for 2 years after grad
i know what you mean as it being a drug and i agree for sure but it dosnt get you high just a headfaze but no stoney mind altering feeling
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>>724833810
You can put the weed in a shot glass and cut it with scissors. You can pick up a pipe at some gas stations for like $15 or less.
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>>724841639
so? what are you trying to say
yea it makes your spliffs fatter but why would it matter your not getting anything more from it other than your craving for tobe
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>>724841312
>do know that testing kids for LSD are sold legally on the clear net
Kek. You test it on kids?
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>>724841312
I understand not all RCs are super dangerous, I just don't really want to jump down that rabbit hole yet. Plus, I don't actually have a plug for it anymore. Only guy I know who does is a pathological liar, and I'm pretty sure he'll fuck me over. I bought bunk edibles off him once. That was the last time I ever bought from him, he fucked me over for $30.

I also think it's going to be a major point of contention if we start pushing LSD, and tons of people start trying to buy LSD, and end up getting various RCs instead.

The media and politicians would be all over that shit.
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So did OP die, or just too high to post?
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>>724841728
i keep my smoking to a very occasional level so i can enjoy the nicotine buzz, and honestly i can't finish a spirit before i'm dizzy as hell

idk about other people but it makes me feel near drunk for a few mintues
>>724842048
yeah you feed them a ten strip and if they don't die it's straight
>>724842196
that could easily further an argument for legalization, as legal LSD would be checked for safety and quality by the government. people wouldn't have to worry about being sold RCs anymore
>>724842377
prolly fucked off to smoke his doob or is lurking
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>>724842420
fair enough man i just dont see a point mixing tobe with your bud but we all prefer diffrent shit
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>>724842420
>>724842377
lurking, got a pretty cool thread going and im going off to bad soon.
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>>724842653
bed**
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>>724841972
Joints burn while you aren't smoking them, meaning it's inherently wasteful. Adding tobacco can slow down the burning and make it more efficient.

Cravings from a half and half joint? That's just fucking weak.
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>>724842420
Sure, but you could argue a similar point for weed.

It's not anymore dangerous than alcohol or tobacco, and it has the potential to create an entirely new industry, providing jobs to thousands and making millions in taxes for the government.
And yet they oppose it. Sure, it's changing, but very slowly.

I live in Arizona, and although we're literally surrounded by legal weed, it's still illegal here. We tried to legalize, but so much bullshit was tacked onto the bill that it wouldn't have been good to pass it anyway. They're still fighting it as hard as they can.
Facts don't really matter to some people.

>>724842653
Did you get everything figured out? Are you high?
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>>724842739
LOL
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>>724842943
Yeah pretty much everything, probably just gonna smoke out of an apple tomorrow and have some fun. Thank you anons for the advice :-D
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>>724833677
Pleb I only smoke 98% thc
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>>724843292
Have fun Anon. The first time is always the best.

Make sure you know how to inhale.
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>>724843541
Nigga it took my good friends and I 5 toke sessions to feel anything our first time.

When it finally hit me at a friend's house one night, it felt like half my body was floating away and then we walked around his neighborhood stoned as fuck. I don't remember any of it.

That was almost 7 years ago now. around 5 years ago I started to toke daily, and I have ever since.
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>>724844603
Luckily, I somehow managed to inhale enough to get high my first time, but it took me awhile to realize it's more like sucking out of a straw, than just inhaling.

And by then I was doing dabs. Holy shit, that wasn't a good idea lmao.
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>>724842943
people's opinions will change slowly, despite all the dumbasses. with every generation that passes we come closer
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>>724845855
Yeah, I know it's just a matter of time. Still frustrating though.

Makes me wonder what my generation is going to oppose so strongly when we're old. Though I like to think we'll stay open minded, I doubt it's that simple.
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I like posting my weed places
\
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If you have to say inb4 underage when you're just posting a picture of weed it makes you look underage
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>>724834465
lol who tf smokes spliffs
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Looks like weed. Smoke it out of an apple. Dont try to roll a joint. You'll fail and waste weed.
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>>724833677
I'm from NZ and that looks like my standard when I buy in Ounces but if you're buying tinnies (1g) then it's bound to generally be shit bud.

in short.

ounces = good indoors
Tinnies and 50s = shit unless you know a good dealer.
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