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This is the pussy of a real woman. You cucks couldn't handle it

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This is the pussy of a real woman. You cucks couldn't handle it
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Neither could a forlift
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>>724796719
did you microwave an english muffin?
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>>724796749
This
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>>724796749
/thread
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>>724796719
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>>724796719
Could you please fold back the excess 26 flaps of skin then take another photo? It's just I can't quite make this "pussy" that you speak of.
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>>724796719
yh keep telling yourself that pal.
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>>724796719
Is this an advertisement for Schumer's new special?
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You guys are so mean :(
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Why this pussy has foreskin?
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>>724796719
is this the pussy of honey boo boo's mom?
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>>724797211
what the fuck did you expect
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>>724796719
i would sooner fuck a man in the ass than that nasty shit
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>>724797317
I would sooner let you fuck my ass than scroll up
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Piss off Pottbernd.
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>>724797279
Idk, perverts telling me how theyd want to use me...
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>>724797393
did you really? in that case you are more retarded than that ran over badger you call pussy
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>>724797393
People wanna look at your pussy like they wanna look at the ark of the covenant.
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>>724796719
dat pussy stank
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>>724797393
I'd love it OP. I'd love it like it was the best pussy in the world. Just don't show us your armpit fold, and actually post pussy...
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>>724797594
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>>724796719
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>>724797536
That hurts a lot. I bet you have a tiny wiggler
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>>724796719
I WAS EATING. FUXK. FUCK. I WAS EATING LAST NIGHT'S PIZZA AND GOT THE MOST AWFUL, DISGRUNGSTING TASTE IN MY MOUTH WHEN I LOOKED AT THAT PIC. GOOD JOB OP, THANKS.
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>>724797738
doesn't matter. I didn't post nudes on the internet expecting people to like it for my own benefit.
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If this is dubs, you must post sharpy in that armpit.
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>>724797688
You think a cross could hold that thing?
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>>724796719
back to loch wit ye Nessie
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>>724796719
that shit is straight outta mos eisley
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>>724798158
Literally thought the same thing...
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>>724796719
Could be the mouth a a wrinkly person, no?

Is no one seeing this?
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>>724796719
Well, a really large woman at least. Fucking thing is hiding in fat cave like a disposed Iraqi dictator. Looks like a picture you took to be certain the damn thing was still there. How many years has it been since you saw it?
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At least it looks like a spider penguin, eh? Am I right OP?
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>>724798092
you have a good point
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OP, lose some weight. Not saying to be mean, but you are what you make yourself to be. There's nothing pretty about being lazy.
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>>724796719
You'd need 5 fucking shamwows to clean up the spills from this putrid fucking monster-vagina
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>>724798253
irl lol
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Probably the worst vagina I've ever seen, but I don't hate you. I wish you good luck with losing weight. O.O
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This pussy looks like the mouth of an alien trying to eat you.
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>>724798348
K E K
E
K
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>>724799000
Ummm no. Fat can be sexy. I can be sexy and fat and healthy.
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>>724799288
You cannot be fat and healthy.
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>>724796719
I'd suck a dick over touching that fat pussy any day of the week and I'm only gay on Tuesdays.
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>>724799288
>fat and healthy

why are you fat fucks so hellbent on changing the definition of a word more than your lifestyles? jesus christ, take some responsability and lose some goddamn weight
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>>724796719
Stop posting your girls pussy andrew
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>>724796719
you are so fat that your pussy has a fucking foreskin
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>>724799288
Dude idk what goes on in delusionals minds but a board full of the loneliest virgins literally ALL told you they would barf on you if they saw that phantgoona. You would be a 15 on this scale, nothing above 6 would be found beautiful. You know why, because lazy isn't beautiful. A fat face isn't beautiful. 7 chins aren't beautiful. Constantly pregnant with quadruples ain't pretty either.
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>>724799788
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FINE! FUCK ALL OF YOU! SEE IF I EVER WILLINGLY SHOW MY FOLDS TO YOU ASSHOLES AGAIN! AND HERE I THOUGHT AT LEAST ONE FUCK FACE WOULD WANT MY JUICY PUSS. AINT NOBODY GETTIN IT NOW!
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>>724799788
>>724799821
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>>724799916
Folds? More like blubber canyons reminiscent of large sea mammals.
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>>724800021
FUCK YOU
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>>724796719
>This is the pussy of an obese woman. Most guys wouldn't want it.

ftfy
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>>724796719
that's a weird looking insect
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>>724799916
I shutter at the thought of coming face to face with that.
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>>724800054
No.... nononono... I like women that don't collapse my bed.
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>>724799288
You see this OP? Maybe you need to take a closer look and realized a few things about your lifestyle. E.g. You are fat as fuck, to the point where you are deformed and what's worse is you think you can be sexy and fat and healthy instead of thinking wow, I actually need to change for the better and get up off my ass...
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>>724799916
Good. Don't. Nobody wants to see em.
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>>724800243
BET IT TASTES LIKE AN EEL FUCKED A CALIFORNIA ROLL. STUPID HOOKER.
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>>724800273
This. Holy fuck. That is one disgusting poonani.
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>>724800383
Bet yours tastes like an elephants asshole giving birth to a piece of blubber folded 34 times. Not a living creature, just a piece of blubber.
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>>724796719
Such an ugly thing that?
WHAT THE HELL IS IT EVEN?
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>>724800402
Whatev MY PARENTS THINK IM SEXY JUST THE WAU I AM FUCK YOU
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>>724796719
>Ruining OP's day with a single pic.
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>>724800763
Your parents are the ONLY people who think you're sexy.
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>>724796719
Getthelube.com
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>>724799916
Juicy puss? Oh my god what the hell you been smoking... That's not pussy juice flowing between your spider fangs, that's pig sweat... Straight from the source.
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>>724796749
fpbp
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>>724800956
True
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OP here, just please stop, I just wanted one damn compliment. Now I'm crying, happy?
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>>724801113
A compliment? Don't be lazy and lose weight.
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>>724801113
YOURE NOT EVEN ME! NOW YOU PEOPLE ARE INDENTITY STEALING ME? IM BEYOND CRYING IM FUKING CUTTING SO THANKS A LOT
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>>724801227
This. You can't expect to show someone a pussy covered in fat folds and receive compliments. Its not pretty. At all. Hit the gym and pick yourself up instead of being a... Um, fat pussy. Seriously if you can't face yourself and make a change you'll just die without ever being able to experience positive emotions others feel on a daily basis.
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>>724796719
That's a whale, not a human

>sage
sage
>sage
sage
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>>724801526
STOP FRAUDING ME TROLL!
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>>724801526
Show cuts or didn't happen bitch.
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>>724801526
Well cutting is one way to lose weight, maybe the only way for you
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>>724801712
WHY SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY FAT ARMS OR MY FAT BLOOD OR MY FAT KNIFE OR MY FAT FAT
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>>724801814
Fukkin kekked way more than I should have over half funny post.
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>>724801814
I'M PERFECT THE WAY I AM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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>>724801905
SO WE KNOW YOU'RE REAL HOE
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>>724801964
I'M THE MOST REAL WOMAN YOI'VE EVER SEEN!
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>>724796719
i thought this was a towel until i realized..
it wasnt
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>>724796719
What the fuck am I looking at
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>>724802044
Proof or no-one will believe shit
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>>724796719
then why do we need woman? we should just then them up then and only use them to reproduce wed have a way better society that way wed be more progressive
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>>724796719
Whoarfrost!
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>>724802158
I think op's gone,
>>724802044
>>724801949
>>724801685
>>724801113
Were me.
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>>724802158
I mean, its kinda real. I asked for this bitches nudes and this is what she sent. Im not gonna smash, not worth my wife catching me with that bitch.
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>>724796719
Wow...
I was going to roast this whale but you /b/ros seem to have it covered... just like the gash supposedly hiding under those rolls.
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Guys, I think the op died of diabeetus.
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>>724796719
the traditional response

a classic, thanx
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>>724802391
>>724802462
Oh well. And dude, that shit ain't worth a smash if you have a .0001 and above human dignity...
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>>724802793
Yeah, her face was cute af, but damn.
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>>724796719
Would bang. I have an erection right now.
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>>724796719
eww wtf is that?
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>>724802793
If you have .1*10^-9999999999 human dignity
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>>724802992
Literally the only one here.

As for me, my 8-incher just done inverted itself.
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>>724796719
Need tits
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>>724802916
Post face then. Curious af.
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>>724796719
I didn't even have an erection to begin with and I can still feel my dick deflating...
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>>724800813
pristine looking perma-flesh wound
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Hey look, a kraken beak
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