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>Age >Job >Annual Salary > Life satisfaction / 10

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>Age
>Job
>Annual Salary
> Life satisfaction / 10

I'll start:

>26
>Civil Engineer working in construction management
>$65k AUD
>3/10 bored as fuck with my life, every day feels the same despite relatively good job & money, long term GF & yearly overseas holidays.. How to improve?
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Brag thread
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>25
>Chemical Engineer working in mining
>$19k dls, I'm a mexifag
>2/10
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>>724760626
wow what do the miners get paid?
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>26
>NEET piece of shit
>dwindling neetbucks
>1/10 depressed loser
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>>724760029
28
Senior CAD Tech.
$30k/yr.
0/10

I feel like I have no fucks left to give, and if the next 30 years of my life are going to be this I'd rather just put a bullet in my head.
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>>724760029
Im in school to become a civil engineer. When did you decide to get into that field? Did you/do you still like it? And how has it affected your overall happiness?
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>26
>student at community collage/ dog walker
>less then 5k a year
>4/10

Not sure what I'm going to do after this whole pathetic attempt at school thing goes. dad owns a pasta company, I know I'm doomed to be the new delivery driver once i don't have a good excuse.
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OP you should improve by meditating everyday, and developing yourself spiritually by incorporating sessions of usage of psychedelics in order to obtain the insights of yourself and of this universe. Psychedelics shouldn't be abused and they should be used properly (not watching cartoons or some shit while on them). They're basically a short-cut that can open you up to some of the greatest insights of your life... Commit yourself to mastery. Master your psychology. Not to sound like a fag, but that's legitimately the way to improving your life and getting the most satisfaction. Success and materialistic things won't bring you unconditional happiness - that, you have to work at to get.
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>>724761112
Word, buddh-anon
OP and other depressed fags, read Walt Whitman
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> 31
>Truck Driver
>$60k
>5/10
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>>724761080
End of high school I decided I wanted to go into Civ Eng. Liked the concept of improving the built environment through design.. in reality engineers don't have much of a say, get walked all over and are essentially the guys who do the grunt work for huge evil companies that make massive profits and pass on little of that profit to the Engineers. (especially in construction) Dont do it. Sitting at a desk all day working essentially doing meaningless paperwork is destroying my soul.
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>24
>Sales Manager Automotive industry
>90k before bonuses
>8/10
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>35
>disability
>12,600
>suicide/10
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>21
>Car salesman at large dealership
>$84k a year give or take a few k a year.
Shit is so cash
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>>724760029
Fuck off, Alex.
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>Age
24
>Job
Software Developer
>Annual Salary
$102,000, but I don't live somewhere really fucking expensive like Silicon Valley or NoVA,
>Life satisfaction / 10
6 / 10
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The best psychedelics to try (start with a very minor dosage, wait 1-2 weeks before you increase the dose, then for a huge trip, again wait 1-2 weeks) Are ALL-LAD, 5MEO-DMT(different version of DMT, does not give hallucinations), REAL LSD, Psilocybin,
Always buy a testkit and do your homework, respect the fucking drug.

Seriously, psychelics, when used properly, can give you an amazing new outlook on life and shatter everything you think to be the truth. You're locked in a bubble right now and you can't understand why you can't leave, psychelics pop your bubble and show you that you've been a fish in water all along, this whole fucking time.

IMO everyone should try them, just have to respect it and not treat it like it's some sort of party drug.
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>29
>Tax Accountant
>70k + bonus
>8/10
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>>724761112
This.
Dont go into the drugs looking for a trip. Go into the drugs looking to LEARN. Doing it with friends can be a fun experience, but when you're alone I swear it unlocks happiness and understanding like no other drug or even non drug related experience. I highly recommend searching through your inner conscious via psychedelics, OP.
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>>724761441
Maybe then you have to make a decision that will be a very hard one, but will ultimately change your life and where you're going. Many hardships will come from forth the choice is made, which will be based on one value and how you act on it: How important is your happiness to you?
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>27
>Security Analyst
>75k/yr
>7/10
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21
No job
0
I want to die
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>>724761535
Forgot life satisfaction.
9/10
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>>724761906
you should consider watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK1EqqHIOqw&t=1204s
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>31
>Pharmacy manager
>143k + bonus
>8.5/10
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>18
>cashier at clothes store
>min wage, 30 hours a week (barely started)

2/10
I think about suicide everyday, nothing appeals to me anymore.
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>>724760029
18
1st year apprentice electrician
$18.50/hr aud
4/10
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>32
>Scientist
>59k/yr
>6/10

Science is a fucking joke, everything we do is a circus. I just wrote 6 because I met a girl recently. Also, my salary is shit.
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>>724761433
My niggar

>31
>Truck Driver
>50k pa
>7/10

I feel as though my life satisfaction could be higher if I bought a jetski...
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>19
>Dish washer
>$15k
>7/10

lifes pretty good, living with parents for the meantime, fooled around with psychedelics and many other drugs, made many new friends, hoping to get some motivation to get my foot into college
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>40
>lawyer
>$550k or so
>8/10 -- amazing kids, wife lil bit of a dolt
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>22
>IT consultant/architect
>60K AUD
>10/10 would skip out on university/college again.
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>>724760029
>22
>meat clerk for grocery store
>16k
>6/10
Could be doing better but I just don't apply myself
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>37
>tech dept manager in theatre
>around $90k depending on overtime
>a reasonable 7/10. The work itself is really just babysitting, problem solving and prevention, and dealing with uptight theatre types.
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>>724762187
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trade school?
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>24
>Train Conductor
>80-90k/CAD (depends on how hard i try)
>7/10 Good job,qt GF, wish i had more time for video games
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>>724762187
>10/10 would skip out on university/college again.

Amen to that brother
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Seriously anyone with a telephone and 2000 $ is 40 minutes away from 100k
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>>724762289
I did TAFE, which is similar, I spent 6 months after high school getting accreditation's for stuff I already taught myself and then learnt everything on the job.

Started on 30k at age 19
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>Age
33
>Job
Unemployed because I was framed by a cop. Don't want to get into it right now, because last time it took over the whole thread.
>Annual Salary
0.00
> Life satisfaction / 10
3/10
At least I have a 55 year old milf who is my gf and pays for everything. Can't go anywhere or do anything though. I've been in this house for 18 months. Trying to appeal this ridiculous case to the US SupremeCourt. She tries to stop me though. Maybe she knows I'll leave.
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>>724760029
>21
>EMT
>10.50/hr
>6/10

I should mention that I fell for the /premed/ meme, so things are a mix of optimism and constant constant anxiety.
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>>724760029
34
guy who bangs your mom
all hot pockets I can eat
life chouldn't get any better
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>>724762394
>No debt

Feels good man
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>35
>IT
>30k
>1/10


Had to drop out of college 10 years ago within a few classes of a CS and Physics degree due to money, the poor economy, and huge student debt. Within sight of going back now but pretty much have given all hope of a meaningful career in either field since I'm a decade behind where I should be. Even if I were to get the degrees by 40 I have absolutely no retirement savings and in either field you're kinda expected to put in a decade or so before you're making real "I don't have to worry about much" sorta cash. So been giving some serious thought to putting a gun in my fucking mouth lately.
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>>724761112
Da troof right here.
Couple jobs here,
Glassblowing,
Homesteading,
Ag consulting
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34
Tard wrangler
50k a year on average
8/10
Things are good and I get daily reminders that things could be a shit load worse
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21
tiles man
84k last year
i wanna die
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Cable Contractor Technician ( Spectrum cable)

Highschool dropout

Age: 30
Salary: $72,000 a year
Job satiafaction: 9/10
Life satiafaction: 7/10
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>>724762150
Can confirm jetski improves life satisfaction... until they start breaking down
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>31
>neet
>$0
>0/10
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>>724762572
Oh job rate is like 8 or 9/10 cause why admit to being content and happy.
It's also not fully spring and in a move currently so that's harshin the homesteading.
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>>724762424
How
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>>724760029
>20
>Student
>11k
>3/10
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>>724760029
>20
>foundry worker/operator
>$65K~ depending on overtime
>4/10 swimming in money, but lonely af
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Window cleaner £3-400 a week own buisness
>work all day
>go out a t night picking cash up
Selling up in April got a buyer lined up £20 grand
Start over again sell again in a few years
Been doing this for 12 years planing retirement when 46 11 years to go
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>>724760029
>Age - 29
>Job - Customer Service (Phone/Desk) - Roofing Iron manufacturer
>Salary - $45K NZD
>Satisfation - 7/10 - It keeps me busy. If im not busy i really start to dislike a job. What is starting to grind me is the over time. Cos Salary, dont get paid for overtime.
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56
Sell a couple products on Amazon
400k/yr
6/10
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>mike
>unemployed
> 20k a year
>pretty great don't have to work and i still get paid
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>>724760029
19
Car washer
$15 dollars an hour (roughly 4. 8 hour shifts weekly)
2/10: Depressed, self harm, smoke, spend money on alcohol, show up to work the next day...
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>26
>Lawyer
>100k
>7/10

It's only for the money, but I really love money
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>>724762975
Loving the dream there mate why not go for full disability and get a tard chariot
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25
Software Engineer
$152k + $0-$15k bonus
7/10 Work is not always great but I've got the money to do the things I want to do in life while I'm still young enough to enjoy them.
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>>724760029
23
Buzzfeed Journalist
30k
9/10
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>>724760029
>Age
24
>Job
Scientist in robotics
>annual salary
127k Euros
>Life statisfaction
6/10, i love my work and got lots of shekels but im lonely from time to time
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>>724762941
what do you sell?
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>>724761517
wow, I've always wanted to work as a disability.
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>>724763021
where you a lawyer, earning only 100k?
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26
80k
Insurance agent / bartend weekends
8/10 and kid on the way
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The average salary is about 55k
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>>724760029
>33
>DAF Plant Operator
>$60,000 AUD
>5/10 , I'm fed , I'm safe , I am free , I have guns , I have no wife or children , been girlfriendless for about a decade , I am just trying to survive , since women are horrible users and will drain you and move on , I have to also worry about the fucking economy and the state of the business I work for if I want to keep buying the house I live in.

I am happy for the vast majority of time , but I can't connect with a woman because of previous experience with them and statistical factual data that supports that most (not all) are going to divorce the husband and take his lifes work with her.
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>>724760029
>16
>no job
>$0
1/10
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>>724763182
no win, no fee
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>30
>Labourer for a groundskeeping company (lawns, gardens, rubbish, etc)
>Not sure exactly because my hours vary, but it's under 35k AUD
>6-7/10 - There's a few things I'm not exactly overjoyed with, but to cut a long story short, ever since my last round of LSD doses I've just been a shitload happier about pretty much everything in existence.
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>>724763182
Just graduated law school and passed the bar. You don't get to start out at 500k
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>>724763348
>become the Pablo Escobar of lsd anon
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>>724762178
If you make that much whats a college student gotta do for money
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>>724762144
>scientist

what kinds cunt? maybe science in your field sucks because there is either nothing to work on nowadays (because no funding)

or, the only things you can work on basically require 1000% dedication to the field or a genius level brain to get anywhere with anything (for example, nanomaterials or something like fucken darpa slaveworks)

ive worked for some of their shitty fucking robotics programs when i was an apprentice. its fucking absurd. if you arent basically fucking einstein you have to dedicate something like 12-14 hours a day doing the same exact shit; look at the plans of the robobro that the genius whipped up, make some very minor fucking actuator or gyro for said robobro, then spend like fuckng 4 hours with robobro hooked up to a pc sorting out any glitch with the program, changing the tightness/pressure of hydraulics so robobro doesnt fucking have a siezure, and just basically spending all fucking day tediously sorting out problems with the small tiny little fucking part you and like 1 or 2 other fucking weebs got assigned to by mr fuckjng genius.


worst part is. mr fucking genius will probably go into the room that you had the fucking arm in and think he is the absolute shit, so he fucking reworks some of the fucking arm without telling anyone. then, when you get back there in the morning, the arm doesnt fucking work anymore and starts fucking siezing and shit. AND THEN, mr fucking genius walks in all smug like and tells you he "improved" the designs and hands you a sheet with some slight tweaks so you have to do the whole thing over again.

fucking hate it, if you arent a fucking "overseer" or one of the fucks that gets to acutally tamper with the bp, you are basically stuck just doing adjustments and sorting out glitches all day


im honestly surprised that the fucks working on atlas havent all killed themselves yet

>tfw when robro begins having a siezure because mr genius raped him at night
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>>724763465
How in the big blue fuck did you arrive at that? Besides, I only advocate its use; I'm not interested in distributing or selling it to anybody.
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>>724763529
forgot pic
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>>724760029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5iJisdpriY
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>>724762484
Damn dude. I respect you guys. You should be making a lot more.
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>>724763085
Neck yourself
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House husband
33
>wife's an accountant so I have no need to work now
>play games visit /b/ smoke weed most of the day
All I have to do is clean house daily witch I split with my best bud and get in done in a few hour
10/10
Altho sometimes I fell there's something missing
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>>724760029
>22
>Software engineer
>70k CAD
>6/10
every couple weeks i have a day where literally all i can see around me is the ridiculous ladder climbing corporate salary chasing faggotry of all my co workers. Then I see that there's basically no way to make more money and be more successful without joining these losers. I got into compsci to write code, I don't want to give presentations at board meetings or go to business meetings, fuck that lame ass shit.
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27
Project Manager
80k/yr
8/10
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>>724763692
Just move to america and double your salary....
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>>724763529
what kind of robot was it?
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>>724763513

go to law school?
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>>724760029
>27
>Between Jobs - Formally GeekSquad Agent
>$0 - was $36,000 USD
>7/10 Just started transitioning into a woman finally, and I'm hot as fuck.
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>>724763692
You're alright.
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>23
>Research intern in uni
>I don't like what we are researching, but the contacts are good for jumping in the future to a lab that research my topic of interest
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>>724763817
Fuck 8 years thats a joke. I meant during college, because paying for law school and loans and shit is not cheap
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>>724762243
Ive always wanted to work at a theatre. I just enjoy movies a lot for some reason. How is it? Did you have a degree or just move up?
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>>724760029
everyday you see the same black sunday
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>30
>tech bro
>115k

West coast tech scene is competitive, especially with girls because there's like 4 guys to every girl, so my hookups have dwindled to nothing over the last 4 years. Won't even get started about dating. I have fun hobbies like flying planes, sailing boats, go to gym 4x a week, but I usually just get shitfaced 4-5 times a week because I get bored. What's the point?
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>>724763674
>clean house daily
>Altho sometimes I fell there's something missing
Your testicles. You have to take them back from your wife.
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>>724763845
You look like Michael Cera.
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>>724763944
Awwwww that's so sweet, thank you.
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>>724760029
Burn it to the ground, grow as a person, do something meaningful with your life.

It will suck, you will get lower than ever before, and then you will get higher than ever before.
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>>724763660
I am a 9/10 in life satisfaction, why would I do that?
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>>724763944
If he had a baby with Candice Bergen and then that baby had a baby with Carrie Fisher.
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>>724760029
>24
>Pediatric masseuse
>65k/yr
>8/10
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>>724763660
kill yourself, normalfag. get off my board
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>>724764034
I think he wants you to do it because Buzzfeed is garbage.
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>>724763807
it was part of some robotic prosthetic, it wasnt really big but it had to be really precise with its reading and pressure outputs so that the thing/person controlling doesnt accidentally rip their dick off while controlling it.

it wasnt the exact same, but i believe a prior version of it was tested using monkeys. fucking strange, they hooked up a monkey with a helmet and it made the arm do basic things like pick up objects. the blondie working on it always kinda seemed off to me though, i honelsty think she molested the monkey
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>>724760029

>19
>Transit Ambassador
>13.47/hr
> 7.8 / 10

Job's chill and pays decent with light hours. Working for my ICND certs in the meantime
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>>724764054
Those are beautiful women though?
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>>724764034
Cause you work for buzzfeed why else?
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>>724760029
22
full time student?
0
7/10. It would be a 10/10 but I wrecked my new car a few days after buying it.
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>>724764007
Can confirm.
This happened to me when I was forced out of the weed business when a competitor set fire to my crop
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>>724764170
I don't think you're quite getting it.
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>>724764136
>>724764034
Same fag
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>22
>Work 2 jobs, Both as cooks, one in 4 star resort, one in bar in downtown of medium sized city. Go to school part time for Psychology
>22k last year
>7/10 its only hard to meet girls with no free time, still do okay get laid monthly
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>>724760029
>26
>Software Engineer
>$137.5k USD
>8/10
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>>724764207
what happened?
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>>724760029
>25
>government benifits recipient
>13000 aud
>1/10
Just waiting till I turn 30 to see if I turn into a wizard. If not I'm out
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>>724760029
$65k pa is not 'good money'. That's the average salary for aussies.
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>>724760029
>32
>Programmer at Google
>€90k after tax
>6/10, wife died so quite lonely
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>>724764034
>Buzzfeed Journalist
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>>724760029
>i won't tell you
>Mining engineering and Geologist
>average of $50k usd without counting the "extras"
>8/10, my job has a nice scheme 7/7 or sometimes 10/10 and also the holidays, i travel a lot because of this shit, but still i would like to do something else but i'm not that sure what
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>>724763942
Maybe anon
I think it's more of a social thing I'm missing
I used to work as a scaffolder but broke my leg a few years ago and now the wife don't want me to go back so I'm comfy at the moment
Is it too late to train to be a surveyor ?
That would be my ideal job
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>>724760029
do drugs
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>19
>Student
>0
>7/10 not bad but could be better
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>>724764275
drove like an idiot and wrapped it around a pole. I wasn't injured at all.
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>>724764234
So, like, omg, totes explain it to my stupid girl brain.
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>>724760029
>27
>install windows
>$200 every month
>4/10
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20
Barista (not a hipster douche)
$420 p/week
4/10 Full occupation as professional stoner , want a new job but i failed school and became a barista so i have fuck all school. Kind of a nihilist so i dont really care about the future, i live life how i want but im stuck beong poor to support my love for weed so i dont think its worth trying to move foward in life.
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>>724764284
lulz average , dude , you must be friends and colleagues with people not in the service industry , transport & logistics , retail etc.

Most people don't make more than $900Au in the hand each week unless they are professionals or in mining.
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>29
>MARSOC operator
>168k after tax
>9/10

Life is great I'm in college I make over 14k a month off muh-riens disability
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>>724764145
do you have a pic of it?
is the blondie the geniusfag you mentioned in the previous post?
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>>724762150
do you drive for swift?
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>>724763845
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>21
>Undergrad Structural Engineer working as a Jr Engineer
>60k AUD
>8/10
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>>724764141
I know it's pretty much shit, but it pays the bills, and I can for the most part work from home. I think if it this way, I am profiting off of the stupid people that actually buy into some of the shit that I right.

TLDR: I get paid to shitpost articles
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>>724763931
Sure ya do
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>21
>student
>N/A
>8/10
No gf right now, but undergrad is easy as fuck so plenty of time to work out, go out, and play xbox. Have plans to sell my soul and go to medical school chasing money and power, will probably hate my life then but we'll see.
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>>724764446
Not him, but I was just looking up the same shit and:
https://www.livingin-australia.com/salaries-australia/
>Average Full Time Ordinary Time Earnings Q2 2016
>Lowest is Tasmania with $69,477
Apparently there are a shitload of Australians with trade quals and tertiary educations.
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>>724762455
post tits
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>>724764341
>Is it too late to train to be a surveyor ?
I couldn't imagine. Makes me mad just thinking about it, though. I missed out on a sweet traineeship for exactly that a year ago because I wasn't black enough to fill the position. Racist cunts.
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>>724761535
I hate car dealers so much
>be me 17
>first car
>4k plus on road costs
>evil wench pushes bunch of paperwork at me
>don't worry anon, it's all mandatory. No need to read hehe
>secretly sign waver voiding my 3 day cooling off period
>car blows head gasket 2 days later
>sorry anon you signed the contract
Read everything with a fine tooth comb before I sign now
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>>724760029
>31
>Computer Scientist at Adobe
>138k base, 5-10% yearly bonus, 50k in equity or so a year
> 9 / 10 Married and without kids.
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>>724764239
that's where you're wrong, faggot
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>>724760029
>20
>just dropped out of uni and have decided to do an electrical preapp
>unemployed ATM, but have a decent amount of savings and investments
>ATM 6/10. Have a gf, but pretty depressed with where my life is going and I feel stuck
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>>724764284
OP here.. I know.. $65k is just enough to live comfortably and not really save anything. Its especially shit since im on salary and on on average do a 55 hour week with no overtime or extra pay
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>>724764333
trips of the truth, also neet here, anon what's the "Scheme"
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>>724764749
image for proof
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>>724764399
Your shit is fucked.
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>>724762743
I helped out in the class for a couple quarters back in hs.. How long have you been doing it? Having the summers probably helps you regroup but the school year must be a fucking bitch at times
>>
>Age
18
>Job
I'm a student
>Annual Salary
0
> Life satisfaction
9/10 life's pretty chill, I just want a job
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>>724764830
lol oki lad

:^)
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>>724762941
sex toys or phone cases?
>>
who want suck my fat niggers penis?
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>>724764583
back in 2007 when I was still in mining , I was pulling in just over $1100 a week (2 weeks on 1 week off $3300 per pay) as a Lab Tech doing mineral analysation on site.

I can't remember my before Tax , but the take home was a little bit over $3,300 every three weeks for doing 14X 12 hour shifts on site out of Leonora.

Mill Operators were on similar pay.
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>>724764775
>$65k is just enough to live comfortably and not really save anything
I make less than half of that, I meet my needs and I've been able to save thousands. What the fuck do you do with your money?
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>>724764583
Nah, that shit is skewed.
Average wage monkey is about 30-45k a year.
There's enough high-end earners (people getting 180-250k+ a year) to make the numbers look good.

Also, we tend to lie about our wages wherever possible for tax purposes.
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>>724764780
the amount of days i work, it vary depending.
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>>724764672
Yeah I see were your coming from I'll look into it
Also I walk with a limp as my left leg is a inch longer than my right from the leg snapage
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Arh fuck, im such a fucking oldfag! Oh well, here goes:

45
Writer
70K+
Professionally: 8/10 - did a bestseller once, solid career, no boss, challenging projects - still hungry for more
Private life: 4/10 - dead-end marriage, tons of kids, secrets that would destroy the marriage and prob my career.
>>
hi boyz
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>>724764974
sounds like a normal writer life, nice on that one,
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>>724764480
no, the blondie was just your average nerdy girl, she was that one girl that had no friends, she was nice, but something just felt off when ever she talked to people.

dont have pics unfortunately, darpa is a gov thing and since they do some work for the military you arent allowed to take pictures in the facility

but here is a video with said monkey arm

https://youtu.be/CR_LBcZg_84
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>>724764974
divulge your secrets plz
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>>724764945
yeah that is what I was trying to tell him , how many people in average jobs like service & retail , transport & logistics etc get paid more than $60,000-$65,000.

We can't all be managers or Tech Support.
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>>724764892
Exactly my point. I've always been broke, I've always had shitty jobs and unsurprisingly so have nearly all the people I've ever known. But evidently there are a lot of people out there doing a shitload better. Apparently a hell of a lot of people.
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>>724764795
0/10 inspect element.
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>>724764974
>secrets that would destroy the marriage
You can't just open a can of worms like that and leave it be. Spill faggot. What secrets?
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>>724764974
Tell us your secrets and maybe we can help you write a book
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>>724764993
nice pussy , body looks like it would be good . but I am sorry , that face just isn't for me.
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>20
>Electrician
>50k USD
>6/10
Going in to the army soon and i have a trial coming up.
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hello virgins

who want me?
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>>724765076
Tech support and management
>we can't all be niggers and paki's kek
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>>724764540
>I know it's pretty much shit, but it pays the bills
Yeah but that's most jobs people work. Unless he's neetbux there's a good chance he falls into that category too.
> I am profiting off of the stupid people that actually buy into some of the shit that I right.
I see what you did there.
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>>724760029
24
Civil engineer working in SEDATU (A goverment dependency in Mexico)

30k MXN per month
8/10
It's my first year working here
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hello niggers!
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>>724765072
>>724765107
Been exposing my wife's nudes and fuck pics online for 10-12 years behind her back. She would NOT respond forgivingly to knowing that ...
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>>724765122
lol, when you go into the army, if you ever get to see one of those pack muled robots with the four legs, just know, that i once drew a dick on the plans for those things before i quit.

i hope that the god forbidden noise they make gets you killed
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>>724761645
Wut
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>>724765156
strangely , yes.

I think that because you have smashed into the wall , you are past your prime and seem accessible and would be fun to fuck.


Like taking an old car out bush bashing , it has looked better , it has rust in places , but it's still fun.
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hello marines!!!
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>>724765050
Absolutely! Naturally I have a lot of writer friends and I'm faring pretty well compared to most of them. I get published and produced - and I'm not an alcoholic or a drug addict.
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>>724760029
>29
>supervisor at a shuttle transportation company
>$30k a year
>1/10 the only reason I haven't ended it is because I graduated college and will start a new career with more money soon...but all my relationships with women have failed, I gained a lot of weight, I'm fighting addictions like tobacco and alcohol, and I am currently sleeping on the couch at my parent's house in order to save money and not pay rent....gotta keep on going though.
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>>724764945
Tough shit, you guys were discussing averages, I gave you the averages. You can get shitty about service jobs and what not all you like, but those are the numbers. The average Australian salary is much higher than you earn. That's just how it is. You knowing a bunch of waiters and baristas changes nothing.
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>>724764926
Do you live with your parents or something? Rent is expensive as fuck. Having to use my own car for transport also means I spend upwards of $100 a week on transit. If you look at my op I also said I generally go on a short overseas trip once a year which saps the few k I do save.
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>>724765350
she is probably a really nice woman , but do not want.


Good on her btw , more women should be nice enough to suck a cock.
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>>724762933
Yo nigga a NZ /b/ro? Fuck haven't seen one of them before Kia Ora my nigga
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>>724764675
>No need to read
>alarm bells are not ringing at this point
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>724764963
Well hopefully you can also work some kind of sympathy angle then.
>>
>19
>full time student
>student neetbux that recently got cut by 62% for whatever reason so now its around ~2000 for the year
>2/10
Every occupation i think about for the future I either think I'm too worthless to try for or the job itself seems like it will be eaten by future advancements. Undecided major and got enough Cs to make a noose out of
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>>724765261
Lets see :)
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>>724765457
So , fuck us , fuck us because we are not genetically gifted enough to be in the economically mobile demographic , but are willing to work long hours and deal with cunts shit.


You are the reason I haven't worked in service since I was 18 years old.
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>>724765593
Also while the neetbux were good I just indulged because i grew up poor as fuck and now I'm still car-less and in turn jobless
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>>724765055
how did she feel "off"?
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>>724764974
>secrets that would destroy the marriage and prob my career.
>>724765101
>You can't just open a can of worms like that and leave it be. Spill faggot. What secrets?
This all the way. We need these details now.
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>>724760029
>Age: 18, going on 19
>Job: unemployed, in education and can't find part time work
>Annual Salary: savings and odd jobs
> Life satisfaction 4 / 10
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hi people
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>>724760029
>20
>Sell stuff
>8/10
>30k
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>>724765598
Im easy. But dont wanna destroy this thread.
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>>724765261
what kind of books do you write anon?

wuz ur style
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>>724765156
A challenger appears...
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>>724765097
nice meme, nigger
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>>724762127
Bull shit you get 18.50 as a first year apprentice. Lie more faggot
>>
>21
> student, but work many part time jobs
> about 7k/year, spent almost entirely on tuition
>5/10
Happy sometimes, not others
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>>724764795
>utorrent
Anon, may I suggest deluge. It's infinitely better and isn't government spyware.
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>>724765810
Please do post Idc if it derails

Also congratulations on your success
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>>724765885
I make 18.75/hr*
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>>724765632
Actually I'm in that group of low income earners, too; I'm just not in denial about the concept of what an average is.
>You are the reason I haven't worked in service since I was 18 years old.
Unlikely. I'm not your old boss and I treat service workers with respect.
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>>724765895
not using private trackers and a VPN , you are either a newfag kid or a nigger.
>>
>28
>Pharmacist (part time, ~20 hours a week)
>75k
>7/10. Would be higher with more money but I love only working 2-3 days a week
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for niggers)))
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>>724765820
Career built on fantasy and sci for kids and young adults, but these days I write historical drama and sci-fi screenplay.
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>>724765457
Meh.
> triggrd by someone pointing out skewed stats
You amuse me.
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>>724765682
she had slight butterface, and they way she spoke was as if she had something to hide, i didnt talk to her much (for obvious reasons) but she always looked down and spoke really softly, she was the complete opposite of the fucking indian tech support that she worked with.


idk, she was probably just socially akward, think, the way a neet talks to people, but, a girl.
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>>724765908
teaser only
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kek
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>>724766077
>Either deliberately misinterpreting a situation so you can make a statement that you think makes you look cool or just genuinely a bit dim
You don't amuse me at all. In fact you sound like a boring cunt.
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>>724765895
thanks, I'll check it out later.
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russian army
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>>724765542
I was 17 and excited about getting my first car. I'm stupid yes, but used car dealers are the devil
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>>724766338
Yeah fair enough. I was too harsh with my initial reply.
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>21
>Own my own small business custom building and selling micro campers
>Typically average about 50-70k a year
>9/10 would be better if I could go back in time and tell her I loved her
>>
>>724760029
>23
>Game Designer
>$42k/yr CAD
>6.5/10
>>
>>724766052
do you have anything brewing?
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>>724766483
do you publish your games on notdoppler
>>
>20
>Student
>Like nothing
>4/10 I just want a gf, I'm tired of just random pump n gos, I'm lonely..
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>>724763289
have fun getting banned ;) you have to say your 18 is your under 18 or you'll get banned, get good kid
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>>724765260
Why is her arm lighter than the rest of her? I don't mean the palm of her hand, I mean her arm.
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>>724766562
Nope. I work mobile games. We publish to the app/google play store
>>
36
Product Manager in the finance industry
$220k AUD
9/10
Awesome wife and happy life. I got nothing to complain about.
Would definitely advise travelling as much as you can, go live in another country for a while. Everyone needs good civil engineers o/seas. Learn as much as you can along the way, take chances too. Do shit that scares you, like public speaking or jumping out of a plane. Makes life interesting. And keep a balance between making new friends and staying close to old ones. Good luck
>>
>>724766523
im only on 4chan now because I have insane deadlines for a national broadcaster. I need procrastination at crazy levels (5 browser windows of porn also - the dangers of having your own office and no boss checking your shit)
>>
>27
>Internet Affiliate Marketer
>Between $120k/yr - $200k/yr
>8/10 constantly trying to simplify my tasks by delegating to virtual assistants that struggle to do as good a job as me is kinda bummer.
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>>724765314
Plus you can slam your bush bash wagon in a ditch and nobody will care.
>>
Ask someone who worked at darpa slaveworks anything

>worked in IIO dep if your wondering
>>
>17
>No job cause zero motivation to get one
>$0
>3/10 no gf, no social life, depressed

feelsbadman
>>
>>724766626
She washed her hand.
>>
58
Welder
121k
6/10
I am getting tired as fuck of kids not learning how to get their penetration deep on those welds. Lazy fucks.
>>
>22
>Robot controls software engineer
>77k
>6/10, got enough money to pay all my student loans and do some stuff that I like, in a pretty good long distance relationship.
Lately it feels like I have nothing driving me forward so now I'm starting to question the point of most things I enjoy and lack motivation to do some.
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>>724766888
I hate that in porn too ...
>>
500 subs and I will show what it is inside https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY
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>>724766796
more specifically, i didnt work on the military stuff, i worked on the robots from boston dynamics, which is under the umbrella of darpa
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>>724760029

>Too Old now
>0
>0
> 1 / 10
>>
>21
>Game Designer
>$70k CAD
>5/10

>>724766483
Did you go to school? If so, what school? How many years have you been working in the industry?
>>
>>724766939
Hur hur, except in my line of work, you dont have to worry about making a slut cum, you have to keep several thousand tins if metall in place, and a bad weld will kill someone.
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>>724765264
Faggot
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>>724767116
Tons* metal*
Fuck typing on these damn phones.
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>>724765475
>Do you live with your parents or something?
No, I'm currently renting a three bedroom house with my brother and we're the only ones paying the rent 50-50. Costs us $435 a week, which is pretty cheap for a three bedder around where I live. I don't have a car, though; which definitely helps. I'd still have money saved if I had one, it just would have taken longer. It's always a rock and a hard place with transport, though. But at any rate if I had 65k a year I would crush my expenses and have shitloads to spare. I'd waste it on frivilous shit, but there'd be a lot of frivilous shit.
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>>724766709
whatcha watching?
>>
>>724765475

>I spend upwards of $100 a week on transit

wtf are you driving? one of those old Panzers that get 25 gallons to the mile?
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>>724762150
Nah I drive coffins around all day lol
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>>724767367
Meant
>>724764483
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>>724766828
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>>724767304
I drive a 12 year old straight 6 cylinder 4.0 Litre Ford Falcon and I drive just over 500km per week just to get to work and back.

I have to drive another 65km one way to go to the movies or JB Hifi and I spend about $60 a week on fuel.
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Who wants to marry a prostitute?))
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>>724767636
>Needing to drive that much in a week.
Do you live in Coober Pedy or some shit?
>>
>>724767715
Okay, we get it: They can't be trusted.
You can stop now.
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>>724767636
>500km per week

Oh alright, I guess I didn't anticipate that kind of commute.... sure hope your salary makes it worth while
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>>724767715

MOAR
>>
20
university/security
4800€/year
gonnakillmyelf/10
>>
>14
>unemployed
>$0
>9/10
>>
>>724767871
$921.91c in the hand after tax each week , plus 5 weeks paid leave per years & 12 Rostered days off AND 1 anniversary day off per year.

That and I get to work alone , I get to use my smartphone at work and watch movies and tv all shift, my boss knows and doesn't care , because I keep the plant running and do my job.
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>>724762809
Why the fuck is my cable box in fire
>>
>>724767265
mostly checking if mywife has been reblogged on tumblr or posted on xhamster motherless imagefap etc.
>>
>>724767116
yeah sorry i couldnt stay clear of the penetration-pun ;) ... not a perfect weld, I admit ..
>>
>>724760029
>Age: 32
>Job: prostitute
>Annual Salary: depends on customers
> Life satisfaction: 6 / 10
>>
>>724768192
are you keeping the marriage together so you can keep posting new photos?
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>>724760029
KYS
>>
>>724760029
20
dishwasher part time and student
negligible salary
ready to die/10
>>
>>724768352
is the market for male prostitutes big?
>>
>>724768576
keep at it mate , at least you are not a criminal or welfare scum.
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>16
>Unemployed (still in school)
>$0
>8/10 - I'm a devoted Christian with good grades and great friends. Life is good.
>>
>>724760029
>21
>Architecture student
>€400 a month
>okay/10

Just bored, still 3,5 years left to study in college
>>
>29
>unemployed
>nothing. alcoholism ruined my life
>want to die
>>
>>724768030
>>724768576
welcome to the club /b/ros
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>>724768612
lmao i am a criminal
>>
>>724760029
>19
>Model
>I don't know, $12 and hour
>4/10
I've been down lately since my longtime girlfriend left. But things have been getting better.
>>
>>724762127
am apprentice electricain

make 18k/yr

wtf m8
>>
>>724766726
how would one do what you do?
>>
>>724767085
Yeah, went to VFS.

Been in the industry just about 4 years now. Could probably be earning more. I didn't negotiate my current contract well.
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>>724768623

Underage b&
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>>724762517
>>
>>724768623
turns 18 , leaves home , world view is shattered , life is hard.
>>
>30
>188k Aud
>Dev
>10/10
>>
>>724768580
depends on how you look like and if you fuck ugly and old bitches too bro
>>
>>724768935
u sell sex?
>>
>>724760029
>28
>Business analyst in Construction
>95k AUD
>8/10 love the job and heaps of work life balance
>>
>>724768854
pls
>>
>43
>Pastor
>how ever much religicucks feel like forking over on sunday.
>fucking tight wet pussy/10
>>
>>724768985
I buy it
>>
>22
>Pipelayer
>$78k AUD

> beat study fag engineer
>>
>>724768519
I wish. But she hasn't posed in many years. Also we don't have sex. At all. I'm keeping it together for the kids and because Im a chickenshit coward.
>>
>>724769028
Is it worth it?
>>
>19
>valet, college fag here
>20 usd/hour. Tips are great things
>6-8/10, depends on what's going on

Work and college suck, I wish I had more money and more free time, but 40 hours a week plus a 5 class schedule & a girlfriend on 2 years takes up 90% of my time. Overall pretty happy
>>
>>724762941
What do u sell
>>
>>724769112
What do you think?
>>
>>724768920
I'm confident and enthusiastic, and I work hard. I think I'll be fine.
>>
>>724769176
Say that when you are trying to buy a house.

Say that when your wife is unhappy that her house isn't as big , as nice or as new as her friends.
>>
>>724769169
Well I'm not super religious, but if I could make a good ammount of money off it, I would
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>>724761643
>26
>Software Developer of 1 yr experience
>$75,000
>7/10 Working on myself, have a plan to make 4x as much as I'm making now with my own company. I've made a company as a partnership before I know what I need to do and I know how to be persuasive and get what I want. Only thing dragging me down is being overweight and a girlfriend of 5 yrs with expensive health problems.
>>
> 30
>homeless
>change from strangers (varies greatly)
>9/10
Internet cafes don't chase you off as long as you don't smell too bad.
>>
>26
>F-16 Avionics
>Whatever E-4 makes. (like 35k/year?)
>10/10 would give zero fucks again

Getting out on disability though and will either go to college for free with the G.I. Bill or get a jobs doing same thing with less work/responsibility and making more. Not sure yet. Was thinking CS major and maybe segway that into a more technical version of my job, idk. It is what you make of it though.
>>
>>724762178
How was law school? I'm the valet in college right now. I've always wanted to go into law, since I was little, but I hate school. Right now I'm considering switching my major to veterinary medicine because I think I'd be happier overall. I want that fatass paycheck, but how tough was it? Was it worth it? How long did it take before you started making decent money and didn't want to kill yourself? What state are you in?
>>
>>724769265
I'm not some pessimistic downer, and if I'm marrying anyone it's a woman who will stick by me no matter what.
>>
>>724769278
Could be better could be worse. Cost of living in the bible belt is pretty low so there's always potential.
>>
>>724760029
29
lecturer & system admin
~$55k/year
5/10
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>>724768854
>>
>>724761645
>Thinks LSD actually enlightened him
>Still shitposts on 4chan
>>
>>724763021
See
>>724769424
Pls
>>
>>724769544
Druggies are way more enlightened than all the fucken squares man. Look it up dude.
>>
ITT: No niggers
>>
>>724769677
>>724769381
Right here white boi
>>
>30
>Ph.D. student
>$32.000/year
>8/10

The pay isn't that great, but I get to do what I love without too much effort. Have a 9/10 girlfriend who's also starting her PhD after the summer. Satisfaction is only 8, because I wanna get in better shape.
>>
>>724769677
Right here white boi >>724762455
>>
>>724769465
You are yet to learn women.
>>
>>724767472
No. How dare you?
>>
>>724768841
Hey, if you're still here;
How was VFS? I'm thinking of signing up, but everyone I know who's gone has wound up with only a shit temp job and 50k in student debt.
I've heard it's a put in = get out school, but I'd like to hear someone who's been successful's opinion.
>>
>>724766422
Aww I love you too fella
>>
>16
>make u bolts
>700 per/month
>shit/10
Need a gf car and confidence
>>
>24
>Game Developer / Prototyper
>$10.000/year
> 11 / 10

I dropped out of university a few years back, because I felt that no Uni ever will take me where I wanted. And I'm taking myself there. The pay may seem shit to you, but in a third world county I'm having a blast - and until I'll consider having a money-wasting things (GF, house) I'm pretty loaded and can afford most the stuff I want-and I know that if I'll work hard money will come by itself in exchange for me giving a fuck. During the week I work, during the weekend I'm off to any local gamejam. My whole life feels like a constant party with random jacuzzi-style talks. I have plans to do more, and I have the power in my hands to do it all.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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