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Who's hungry?! I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's

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Who's hungry?!
I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's restaurant for a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!
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>>724758647
fuck off
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diabeetus
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you cunt! i'm hungry now! and i hate McFaggotts!
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No one fucking cares, this is not facebook you extroverted cuck fucker
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>>724758647
Double quarter pounder = half pounder you silly americans. Or Quadruple eighth pounder....
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>>724759854
Explain pls.
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>>724759854
look at this fag using the metric system and shit.
Fuck you commie 'merica
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>>724759854

Its two burgers, so its a double 1/4 pounder. Half pounder would be one patty
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>>724759517

Its pasta
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>>724760502
??? no it isn't.
I've been here since 2010 and never seen it.
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>>724760646

New fag

Lurk moar
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>>724761084
ok
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My McDicks doesn't have a drive thru, so fuck that.
I'll go to Carl's instead
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>>724762963
Bullshit.
I thought every USA McDonald's had to have drive thru by company policy?
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Double royale with cheese
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>>724763041
not if they're embedded stores
sad anon probably only has mcd inside his rural counties only walmart...
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>>724758647
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>>724761084
https://youtu.be/uv4zVW7WF-I?t=1m27s
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>>724763041
>>724763271
No, it's not embedded.
It's here in SB county in California.
After I posted though I remembered there's another McDicks that does have a drive thru like 5 minutes away from the shit drive thru-less one.
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all these 4 deals are more than my little 4chan heart can take
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>>724763041
ones inside walmart don't
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>>724764163
I'm so hungry 4 food now
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Do the "Mega Mac" off the secret menu. It is a Big Mac with Quarter pounder patties one layer is the Big Mac Special Sauce and lettuce. The other layers it Quarter pounder with lettuce and tomato and mayo.
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There is also the Land, Air and Sea. It is a cheeseburger with a chicken patty and a fish filet added. Have the tarter sauce on it.
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>>724763041
>>724763271
Actually, the first shitty one I mentioned does have a drive thru window, but they don't use it anymore and it's out of commission.
I take it they're allowed to not have a drive thru if they've had one at some point in time?
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>>724764350
How much does it cost?
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>>724763041
Corporate endorses drive-thru but they do not require it. Many communities do not permit drive-thru. Also some McDonald's like in a mall or airport only has foot traffic with no drive-thru possible.
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>>724764543
Typically it is a dollar for an extra patty. The McD's I ordered it in charged me an extra $2 for making a Mega Mac.
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>>724764350
but anon the New Grand Macâ„¢ is already huge
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>>724764574
What would make a community not permit a drive thru?
A worry of a parking lot getting backed up or obstructed from a line of cars waiting in a drive thru or something like that?
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>>724764543
all locations are different btw
I wouldn't trust 2 places to have the same "secret menu"

but you can create your own order now at select locations!
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>>724764682
>but anon the New Grand Macâ„¢ is already huge
Yes bit it is only with Mac sauce and lettuce. The Mega Mac has the quarter pouder produce on the upper layer. Sure they would special order that.
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>>724764682
>halal

wot in darnation
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>>724764809
Those assholes that pushed a $15 min wage, these kiosks are making up for that bullshit laying off one third of the staff.
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>>724764809
Oh yeah, mine just got one of those little kiosks.
The one without a drive thru got it, but the one with a drive thru doesn't have one.
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>>724764990

True

Some jobs like bartenders could never be replaced tho for the simple fact that a more learned person would have to repair complex machines thus costing more in the end

I like to think chefs would never be replaced by machines that are huge and break
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>>724765026

At my location for a while you could order 3 chicken breasts on a bun, hax lol
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>>724764954
shit, I'm never eating there again
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>>724758647
None of it is fresh, except the diabetes powder mix they make the coke with.
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>>724758647
mmm
mmm mmm
bigmac
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>>724764990
I'm glad I worked for In and Out when I was in high school, they would never kiosk me :')
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did you guys hear about this shit

these bottles are still going for $60usd+ online
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>>724762963
>Living in Shanghai
>Love the food
>Occasionally go to Carl's Jr.
>neverheardbefore.jpg
>heaven.gif
>oral of the story: chinese food (only in china!) is great,american carl's jr. is almost as good. why is disgusting mcdonalds so famous, but not this shit?
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>>724765179
Damn, how long did they allow that hack to exist before shutting it down?
I want to try that sandwich
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>>724758647
You sure? I could crap on a bun for you, no problem.

It'll not only taste better, but it'll be healthier for you too.
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>>724765372
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>>724765372
> oral of the story
Now I went from being hungry to being horny.
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>>724765372
mcdonalds doesn't care about their food

they're a real estate buisness, look at their locations, best in the fucking world
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>>724765606
need head?
I'll suck you off real good. even swallow
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>>724765383
idk I moved, its probably still at that particular one
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>>724765647
I'm not even kidding. Carl's Jr. tastes like heaven in Shanghai. Never been to the west coast of the US and A, so no idea how they do their burgers
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>>724765372
>chinese food (only in china!) is great,american carl's jr. is almost as good. why is disgusting mcdonalds so famous, but not this shit?
McDonald's is mass-produced for mass consumption, and is a perfect example of corporate focus-group tested production. NOBODY loves McDonald's, but it is of "passing" quality to more people than other fast food restaurants that are at least decent.

Kinda why pop music is massively popular - it is completely formulaic, unoriginal, and bland, so that it at least SOMEWHAT appeals to all groups.
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>>724765741
They do it like In and Out.
Get yourself some In and Out quick.
Animal style.
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>>724765664
Damn bb, your comment already made my nut tho...
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>>724759854
Also quadruple bypass
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>>724765741

Mcdonalds buys cows by the million, they deal in trading futures

Carls Jr at the very least sources their meat carefully
They're one of many underdogs of McDonalds, but everyone knows carls jr is considered 'better'

most people have a preference in fast food that isn't logical, they're addicted or its just in their family or friends to prefer one nasty drive thru over another
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>>724758647
>hot, fresh fries
Diarrhea mark 30 min.
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>>724765955
That sounds like something surgeons would have to do to get something out of your chest cavity after some horrible accident lel
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>>724765941
If you live close, I'll go on my knees, take your dick in my mouth and suck you real good.
As deep, as long as and as often as you want to.
You can watch tv, porn, play videogames, watch me suck your cock during. When you cum, I'll swallow your jizz.
I keep sucking or leave you alone.
I could do that every day. Serve you as your personal cocksucker and cumdump.
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>>724765955
That sounds delici- oh..
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>>724765941
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>>724765955
>>724766086
Fuck I'm dumb, it is a medical procedure
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>>724766270
>procedure
yeh bro takes about 5 minutes
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>>724766165
Oh my.
Can I eat my double quarter pounder with fries a large coke while you do it too?
And do you have a cock that needs the succ as well?
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>>724766459
Of course you can eat while I blow you!
No reciprocation needed.
I live to serve.
Anyone?
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>>724766349
depressing! sad!
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>>724766349
I mean, a procedure is just an established way of doing something.
I doubt every doctor bypasses people differently lel
Is the patient conscious while they get bypassed?
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Cool. Get me a big mac and a hi-c while you're there
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>>724766349
Fuck, I'm done posting before looking shit up.
Night faggots, I'm going to get mcdonalds and dream of getting bypassed
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>>724758647
Sodium - 1290 mg
Sat Fat - 104% Daily Value
Total Fat - 45 g

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/double-quarter-pounder-with-cheese.html

Have a good meal?
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>>724766714
making burgers yourself tastes better, is healthier and is even cheaper (depending where you live)
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>>724766569
You live in CA bb?
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>>724766838
Thinking everyone is based on 2,000 calories a day. Anyone working out on a daily basis will consume 4,000-6,000 depending on how intense their workout is. Fucking low life normie. Be Different For Once.
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>>724767036
post a pic of your six pack with a timestamp bro
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>>724764990
at fast food I work at if they replaced the cashiers with kiosks for instore (non drive thru) they'd probably have 1-2 off the staff not doing much, but those staff still also prepare the cooked burgers/fries and bring it out to them
I'd say they could take maybe 1 person less out of the 6-7 at an average time (not busy but not quiet).
but they're a company, just because its food service doesn't mean they can't be efficient.
theres other jobs/industries that utilise machines and cut down on staff or human work.

>>724765131
replacing a bartender wouldn't be hard, just make something similar to a coffee machine but replace it to dispense beer

but you won't get it as fast. same with self service. would take them longer to go through themselves vs someone that knows how to quickly take order from speech and press the buttons, then take money and give change

the servers are pretty much using a self service machine themselves pretty much, but they do it all the time so are more efficent at doing it.

and those machines also make mistakes and malfunction. a malfunctioning machine means you have to call up someone to replace, and when I've been working something electronical stuffs up (which was translating what the servers pressed and translated into what meals needed to made) then they cut down on service time because they had to do it manually

but then the self service kiosks could push marketing on the customer better aswell, which could make them better than a regular person

to me if they did replace, they'd have workers doing nothing for not much time (and at mine the servers are the ones that don't do much most of the time) but they could put those workers into cooking

its only slightly better, but theres also disadvantages too.
but in an area like a city where theres 2-3 of the stores closeby, you could cut down to that by putting more workers in cooking and closing a store and putting more self service machines in another
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>>724766638
they asleep

gotta jack them ribs open, that op took a day and a half
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>>724759854
>silly americans
Trump Supporter Here.
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>>724767354
like instead of buying the cup you take a cup and put in a dollar for a certain amount of soda or swipe a card like a gas station, i could see that happening
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>>724767354
for a bar specifically, each bottle (hundreds) must have a moving part, then to combine them in different ratios into cups pitchers bowls, which the machine would also have to clean, then you have a disaster waiting to happen

that's okay, an engineer can fix it, but there's the problem I was trying to say, he costs more in the end
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