Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Gabriel is pregnant and her claimer is a cuck
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>724746135
Ducks vs pedophiles
>>724745477
Refs hate cali teams tbh
>>724745405
She just says that she bought it recently, implying that she didn't try putting it on. Webm for reference because I can back up my claims with proof unlike you.
Even if her weight was higher than what she is it would still take dozens of kilograms to be able to call her fat.
Bedtime, Raphiel claimed.
Are people still arguing about their shitty angels?
>>724746328
>>724746442
>>724746492
>>724746505
>>724746565
>anime
How's the eighth grade?
>>724745671
i know the rules got changed around a few times, like the PLZ DONT BAN ME M0DZ one, but i haven't payed attention at all since then.
as much as i want to be in a relationship, it would drive me crazy. it's happened before and i don't want it to happen again.
it's very fortunate that you were to bounce back and get back on track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRjedXaQ9Rg
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>724746442
I haven't really been paying attention this year cause the wings are trash.
>mfw You're going to lose your 25 year playoff streak
>mfw the farm system is destroyed due to trying to keep said streak alive
>
Sinon claimed
How's everyone?
>>724746672
It's just me using that one rule. Personally as long as it has "waifu claiming thread" for cataloging purposes and the basic ones I think it's fine.
Something like this:
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
>>724746672
Do you drink? Do any drugs?
>>724746923
Nice feet.
>>724745754
>lol his waifu is from a new anime so she's more entry level than Saber
Ever notice that so many people have waifu like Yuno, Saber, Miku, Rei, Tomoko, and Asuka?
Ever notice how almost no one has Gabriel as a waifu?
Also have you noticed the older anime is more entry level?
Dragon Ball Z is old but almost anyone who watches anime has seen it.
Also if you look up 'most popular anime 2017' on Google, Dropout isn't even in there.
New =/= Entry-level
>>724746505
Dude, wouldn't you try on a bra before you buy it?
Use your noggin.
No need to back up my claims, since we've both watched it.
Goodnight.
Claiming best girl
>>724747012
New waifus, like yours, are seasonal trash
Popular ones are entry level
It's not hard to understand
>>724746442
>Ducks v. Pedophiles
Maybe if they got caught in a reach-around it would have been on them instead.
>>724746938
Doing well, how about you?
Can someome sauce her?
>pic related
>inb4 picture for ants
>>724746952
as long as the rules has the actual important things and "waifu claiming thread", it's fine. i agree with you there.
the "PLS don't ban me m000dz" thing was/is
joke anyway isn't it?
>>724746979
i wouldn't drink even if i could.
i would like to try weed just once, but that's all.
>>724747280
Better being entry level than seasonal imo
>>724746328
>Gabriel is pregnant and her claimer is a cuck
Wow, Raphi, is someone's jimmies rustled?
I bet FedEx couldn't deliver the butthurt so they had to airdrop it from a stealth bomber directly into your ass.
>tfw you're a raphi claimer and you got cucked by Satania
>>724747280
I never said she wasn't seasonal...
Saber/Rin/Saratoga accused my waifu of being entry level. Which she's not.
She may be a seasonal shit, but she's MY seasonal shit and I love her no matter if her anime was from 2017 or 3017.
No matter how bad anyone thinks she is, I'll love her and defend her no matter what.
>>724747609
Not really...
Better sticking with one waifu then switching 4 times.
>>724747609
>>724747280
It doesn't matter as long as you love your waifu.
>>724747339
I'm alright, just a little stomach sick
>>724747574
Oh Mugi, you're so innocent. Aren't you cute...
>>724747716
3*
Rin-Saber-Sara-Saber
Only 3 different
>>724747609
Sadly for me, my waifu is obscure enough to have very little art
>>724747716
Your waifu is no different from Tomoko or Umaru, really
Oh wait I forgot, she's an angel, as if that changes it up
At least the "Entry level" waifu's define their character trope and add something to it rather than just following it
>>724747280
if you picked your waifu based on how obscure she is that's pretty edgy
>>724747918
Eat something you shouldn't have, or just sick from something else?
>>724747422
iqdb
tineye
no results so far, don't leave me hanging /b/
>>724747919
i look like a pothead so i've been able to surprise anybody who's asked me if i smoke.
>>724748232
I really didn't
I played the game and thought she was pretty great
Seasonal trash and entry level are mostly for people who don't watch any anime, or play any games, aside from ones that are, or were, very popular
>>724748032
She's still a qt
>>724748233
Hey Houki
Morning. How's it going?
>>724747422
That could be Narmaya
>Hamakaze claimed
cum for your waifu so you don't ruin your laifu!
>>724748671
>>724748749
it's not Narmaya
>>724748032
Except from the fact that Tomoko and Umaru were never popular or not a shut in or whatever?
Also except from the fact that she has several friends?
All entry level shits don't define a trope unless they define the "no personality" trope (except Asuka, since she basically defined tsundere)
Saber is "strong willed courageous woman"? Yes very defining. I have literally seen no other anime character with that " personality "
>>724748450
I watch a lot of anime.
Watched over 500 shows and have read ~100 mangas
>>724748671
If you like generic characters
>>724748673
Apparently people have gone from which waifu from a bad show is best, to seasonal trash vs older entry-level waifus
In short, D R A M A
QOTT: What makes a waifu seasonal? Hmmmm
I also forgot to reply last thread cause watching anime
>>724748971
Didnt need to come to thread to point it out ;-;
>>724748411
It's funny how true "you can't judge a book by it's cover" really is. You look like a pothead, I look responsible.
You never post piano anymore. Best of Mugi.
Coming in with the best girl Quetzalcoatl, try to disagree protip, you can't
>>724748673
11pm here, but all's well (and quiet) over here. How about you?
>>724748671
Hey Saber. Up to much?
>>724749099
Seasonal bimbo
>>724748233
Something else, I'm not sure what though
>>724749004
So same kind of thing as always.
>>724749099
Seasonal :^)
>>724749170
I'm pretty good, just spending time with Mako. Thanks for the advise last time we spoke, I appreciate how helpful you've been.
>>724748982
>>724749004
Entry-level or seasonal, does it matter?
>>724748760
Where's your waifu?
>>724749170
For Honor at the moment while War Thunder downloads
>>724749004
Can't be that bad
>>724748749
Hello Hama.
Again
>>724749039
I don't know what that really means so i can't answer.
Also what anime are you watching?
>>724749004
>wtf guys fuck drama we used to discuss waifus and shit
>oh no they're discussing waifus, fucking drama
the mental gymnastics of this guy is amazing.
>>724749280
you'll never know who I am <3
>>724748982
you've watched 500+ anime and you enjoy that show? :o
>>724749039
all anime after 2010 is bad
not an answer to the question, but still
>>724749220
Can't argue with the dubs of truth
>>724749358
I'll love you anyways Anon.
>
>>724749087
i think it depends on the person, or at least where i live since wiggers are everywhere and they all look/talk the same.
>>724749039
Something like Haifuri
No follow along, simple 1 season anime with no deeper plot than what it comes with
Reminder that "Seasonal" and "Entry-level" are buzzwords and people who use these are retards who can't pick out flaws in someone's waifu
>>724749099
She's an airhead
She's a bimbo
She's a pedophile
She's not Miss Kobayashi/Kanna/Kanna's friend who's name I forgot
>>724749655
Eh everyone has their own personal tastes that's why everyone doesn't have the same waifu
>>724748982
Umaru was pretty popular
But Gabriel is basically Konota then?
I'm just saying tropes became popular because of certain characters, they seem generic because they get copied
>>724749258
Basically
>>724749280
It doesn't, really
>>724749355
> >wtf guys fuck drama we used to discuss waifus and shit
I remember when I said that
Oh, wait, I didn't
And what they were doing can hardly be considered a discussion
>>724749603
I disagree
If they're from an anime that's new and hasn't finished their first season yet is seasonal.
After the spring season, the summer season will start and the new anime's during then will become seasonal.
>>724748982
How can one man be this much full of shit?
>>724749554
You play any video games?
>>724749914
But that opens up a question
A second season can draw new viewers in, so do the season one waifus go back to being seasonal?
>>724749838
Is stating facts/ reasons that explain why another person's waifu is shit not discussion?
Its better then the Esdeath/Discord drama, the "ur cute" "nou" shit
>>724749838
So what's the problem here?
>>724749246
Here's to hoping it doesn't get worse. Now that I think of it, haven't you posted around here before from time to time?
>>724749258
Yeah, he's telling me about some work meeting he's stuck going to. I don't mind giving out advice at all, it's always good to see people overcome the odds and prove some people wrong in the process. If I feel a cause is good, I'm more than happy to put my resources behind it.
>>724749325
Nice. I'd be playing vidya as well, but I'm tired from chasing down one of the dogs who decided to slip his collar and get loose. Luckily he's a doofus and got distracted by other dogs while going back and forth in an alley.
>>724750024
go to sleep -_-
>>724749838
konata*
>>724750115
No, if the anime's first season airs during the current season, I consider it seasonal. But after its first season is over, if it makes a second one, I don't really consider it seasonal because it first aired last season.
Also a lot of good 1 season shows exist
>>724750353
When I'm done fapping.
>>724750228
Had a few incidents where my dogs rushed out the front door. Luckily she gets distracted by anyone she sees and begs them for belly rubs. Makes it easy to catcher her
>
>>724750075
the only game ive been able to play is melee, and the only other game i want to play right now is left 4 dead 2
Oopsie daisy!
Forgot to claim Milky-san because were watching anime in bed
>>724750508
I went like 6 times today, 3 times in an hour talking to shiro
good luck, have fun
>>724750376
hello
>>724750376
owo what's this
>>724750629
goodnight finnish negro
>>724750150
yui is back with an atitude! i love it!!!
>>724750680
you're still up?
>>724749331
Hello Juvia
>>724750653
Go away waifu lewder
>>724749459
:o I think I have something in my eye <3
>>724750150
I dunno, Esdeath's freakouts are pretty funny
And an argument over if a character is fat or not doesn't seem like a discussion
>>724750353
Whatever
>>724750399
But are the new characters seasonal?
>>724750728
i just woke up -_-
>>724750781
you're missing the autism -_-
>>724750761
why are you so mean to me? :(
>>724750637
Left 4 Dead 2 is a great game. campaign or vs. I can't wait for the third game to come out. All the new special infected. What do you do for fun?
>>724750909
what autism uwu
>>724750736
No.
She's mine and I love her very much.
>inb4 you have to get trips to steal her
I don't need numbers to show my love for her!
If you want though, I'll only lewdpost when you're not around.
>>724750959
heretics arguing over avatars uwu
>>724750736
It must be hard having someone lewd your waifu
>although i would like to peek at those beautifully big breasts
>>724750945
>third game
Obligatory Valve can't count to 3 joke
>>724751036
lol what losers uwu
>>724751036
they'd be so much better off cumming for me <3
>>724746656
good how bout you?
>>724750520
Mine usually doesn't do something like that, but I was getting ready to bring him in when a stray cat caught his eye and he slipped the collar. Better a cat than a skunk, the other dog had a near miss with one of those not too long ago.
>>724751083
I remember when it was Capcom who took forever to count to 3.
>>724751244
uwu
>>724751305
who is this? :o
>>724751009
Just dont lewd her at all, I dont really care if you consider her your waifu but at least show some respect
> I dont need numbers to show my love
That what I said yesterday but you fucks kept demanding trips
>>724751044
Its not very fun but I have to deal with it
>Stop being a pervert
>>724751313
oh fug I accidentally posted my waifu on a waifu claiming thread.
>>724751398
No I didn't.
There was another anon. I was just posting sexy pics of her and talking about how much I love her
>>724751380
i miss your old avatar uwu
>>724751360
Kek. Sounds like a funny tale
>>724750945
left 4 dead 2 is one of my top 10 games ever. it's already fun enough playing solo but it obviously shines when playing with other people. obligatory valve can't count to 3 meme. play games, listen to music, and play guitar
>>724751380
you'll never know either~
>>724751626
MORE LEWD MORE LEWD
>>724751799
I'm kinda scared now
>>724751698
we finished watching nichijou uwu
Hello everyone.
>>724751863
who's we uwu
>>724751626
If you want to do that sort of thing take it to the r34 threads. Lewding another mans waifu isnt allowed here. Shoo, shoo!
>>724751880
Krispy!
>>724751880
Afternoon.
Hi, I am a trip fag. I don't really watch anime, but I do think that SEL was the best. I don't think these threads do anything but enable me to take control over my fears andlet me relax after doing nothing all day.
>>724752077
Cool.
>>724752077
???
>>724751980
me and ben uwu
>>724751863
<3 <3 <3
>>724751880
hi sweetheart!
>>724752077
welcome aboard, love <3 remember to cum for your waifu daily~
>>724752200
ben is a autist uwu
>>724751750
Do you play on the PC?
I only have this to show you, but if I were to pick a waifu, can you guess who it might be?
>>724751398
Hopefully it won't be for too long
>...
>
>i-i'm sorry. I-i just can't stop thinking about those huge beautiful hama tits
>>724751880
Hello
...pervert
>>724751993
Hiya Hama. How are you?
>>724752064
Hey. You feeling any better today?
>>724752254
Well hi.
>>724752543
woops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlaPD6b132k&index=2&list=PLxmWFWpYxReBYp2DozyNJTovCVrlvqhmb
>>724750228
I really do appreciate it, though.
>>724752332
my specs are ass right now and i'm waiting until my birthday to get a better graphics card but yeah i do
>>724752582
A bit. Still doing a lot of the meds.
>>724752581
I hope so as well.
>dont call krispy a pervert, pervert
>>724752582
Im well, just playing some Nier Bootymata. You?
>>724752677
can I spec that ass~?
Man, after work chicken is so much better than any other chicken
>>724752751
le ~
>>724750659
go to bed
Mine!
>>724752581
Hi Lewdvia.
>
I love how you call me a pervert in the same post you say: "i-i'm sorry. I-i just can't stop thinking about those huge beautiful hama tits"~.
>>724752841
oh my, those are some cute sheep! looking at their heads, they seem horny :o
>>724752677
Maybe we can play L4D2 sometime.
>>724753006
i am not going to rp :triumph: :hand_splayed:
>>724753030
maybe eventually
Hello everyone!
>>724753298
hi beautiful <3 <3 <3
>>724753258
not fun :(
>>724752695
That's good.
>>724752721
Just listening to music for now, might play a game in a bit.
>>724752832
Ah but is it better than the Chinese chicken?
>>724753298
Hi Louise.
>>724752859
you too
>>724753298
Hi Louise
>>724753465
Yeah playing some osu for right now
>>724753298
Hey Louise, hows it going?
>>724753465
Sounds like fun
>maybe you should play with me~
>>724753484
I am
night now
>>724753465
Well Im sure Chinese chicken has nothing on a good gravy. Because Chinese is just chicken while the gravy I have is :ok_hand:
>>724753440
I
Hello
>>724753465
How are you?
>>724753505
Hello~ How's osu going? I haven't played that in a long time..
>>724753593
Not bad, just trying to decide what I should do first
>>724752721
They'll get bored eventually. Just like everyone before him
>i-i'm not a pervert. It's not fair when you post pics of hama's huge boobs
>>724752946
I'm not lewd!
>
S-shut up, You are a pervert! Always taking my hugs and turning them lewd
>>724753739
you?
hello
<3
>>724753674
Goodnight <3
>>724751699
It could have been a bad ending, but the spray was a near miss.
>>724752621
Anytime. I'm sure as things move along there's going to be more changeups and other unexpected things that decide to pop up out of nowhere- I'm around when those times come.
Time for me to sleep, goodnight all.
>>724753739
Im doing pretty bad. I blame it on the sickness.
>>724753440
Look how he just jumps from one waifu to another. No respect. Tisk tisk tisk.
>>724753258
My friends call me coach.
>>724753956
goodnight lovely person!
>>724754037
yup yup I'm just a slut for all of you <3
>>724751993
But I can lewd my waifu.
>>724751799
O-okay anon
Anyone else having trouble getting Dischord to launch?
>>724753847
How are you?
>>724753983
Do you play with mouse?
>>724753505
Nice, how's that going?
>>724753593
Hmm well that does sound like fun~.
>>724753724
I dunno, i've heard that the Chinese chicken is so good you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin.
>>724753739
Pretty good. How are you?
>>724753749
Yeah i am, but you're also a pervert for always pressing those soft big boobs against my head like that.
>>724754182
yup, that there's a lewd!
>>724754188
I'm spectacular <3 how are you hon?
>>724754294
I dont like cardiac arrest / cocaine overdose chicken.
>>724754037
Who the hell puts an evac station up 30 flights of goddamn stairs?
Claim
>>724754188
Yeah and I press keys to click.
>>724754294
Horrible. Im not beating any scores.
>>724754494
Get on discord -_-
>>724754294
I'm doing pretty well myself, just a bit put out with Discord being unable to get past the updater. What are you up to?
>>724754301
See above.
>>724754544
Do you play it enough to justify a tablet?
>>724754666
well you're just stuck with us then, satan~
>>724753739
Stream?
>>724753749
I hope so
>>724754182
She's not your waifu, if she was wouldnt wouldnt disrespect her by lewding her in public. You're a sick human being.
>>724754294
Well we do have tons of fun together~
>>724754649
Ok
>>724754494
old man -_-
Don't get on discord
>>724754150
I don't like sluts. I've very old fashioned.
>>724754480
Are those lint rollers?
>>724754808
it's okay, I'll like you enough for the both of us!
-_-
>>724754406
I am both disappointed and sad that my song reference was lost on you.
>>724754544
That's no good, it's probably because you're sick.
>>724754666
> Devil trips
Good to hear. It seems to be working fine for me. Just listening to music, probably play a game in a bit.
>>724754739
That we do~.
>>724754771
Why not
>>724754666
I dont know. How much are they?
>>724754944
Yeah. I hope im better tomorrow.
>>724754294
I'm just trying to hug a friend.
A perverted one at that
>>724754739
It's like the people who come and spam up the thread. They don't stay forever
>it's almost as if that uniform can't hold boobs that big
>>724754953
idk
>>724754944
Oh I know the song. Just not playing along. Im a dick like that.
>had to fight the urge to say my brain stopped tickin' in my first reply
>>724754944
>>724754739
lol erp lmao
>>724755089
Don't tell me not to then
I'm claiming Mr. Popo
>>724754739
I
If you all want?
I was going to worry about some tabletop stuff, but I suppose that can wait.
>>724754944
Darn, I gotta try and fix mine then. Whatcha listening to?
>>724755025
I think there's one on the OSU website that's only like 20$.
>>724755280
Oh. That wouldnt be too bad if it works well.
>>724755078
I guess so
>hell sometimes I even get bored of thread
>>724755136
Dont knock it till you tried it~
>>724755280
Its up to you.
>>724755425
show logs
>>724755504
Cant, theyre sealed away
>>724755564
I'll ask politely for them
>>724755422
I'd maybe look at some reviews first
>>724755425
I'd be down to play some portal 2 if you want
>>724755025
Yeah don't want to miss the party.
>>724755078
There are many ways to do that, and yet you keep choosing to do it the perverted way. Because you like it, you pervert~.
>>724755093
God damn it Rory, i respect you for that.
>>724755280
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk
>>724755763
Yeah. I dont have any money so though.
>>724755810
Talking with them now about it actually.
>>724755810
That's not bad! Not really my kinda sound, but it's pretty good!
>>724755883
I can certainly empathize with that.
>>724755425
Honestly me too. Depends who's in thread
>almost a peek at those panties
>>724755810
>
I-i do not! I'm just trying to give you a hug but your perverted mind can't seem to handel it.
You pervert
>>724756144
Yeah. Sucks but whatever.
Slow thread...
>>724755883
They feeling any better either?
>>724756144
I still can't decide if i like that or the original better. You post one.
>>724756466
Oh my perverted mind handles it alright~.
>>724756144
I think Charas salty with me. Tell them that I lost 4 hours of arena grinding to a 20% hit chance.
>>724756750
.... is nice.
>>724756811
Yeah they hope I do.
Oh no, its the time of night the gay role players come.
Bai
>>724755763
I would but im in bed. Probably tomorrow though
>>724756466
Is that why you come on so late?
>>724756750
Slow threads are good threads
Anchovy claimed
>>724755313
Not ok
>>724756933
I do like comfy thread.
>>724757001
Not too slow though.
>Poorfag
>>724756750
I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU POSTED AND MY HEART MELTED WHEN I READ IT
>Hama
I literally cant bake anymore guys. Mobile ISP banned. Someone has to do it.
>Rory-sama
>>724746766
Did her suit change from red to black?
>>724747422
try waifu2x to size it up, then post and iqdb it