>"Hey anon, I think you are pretty cute." How do

>>724698418
I wish unlock you baby girl

>>724698418
Holy shit! Shadows can talk!

>>724698418
thanks, ur not so bad ur self.

>>724698418
No I am not ''pretty cute'' I am anon.

Works all the time, I promise you. Im like the Dan B of 4chan so take my advice

Thanks

>>724698418
AIDS

>>724698418
I would probably just ejaculate in my pants and run away.

>>724698418
Why would I respond to an autistic statement in a non-autistic way?

> What happened to your skin? Is that paint?

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Holy shit a talking bird

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>>724698418

But what if you are an autist? Is it best to be ones own self?

>>724698418

Tehe ugu kawaii, here take my number desu

Well, realistically it won't go well to start. You respond: "You too". Her autismdar activates. To cover, you tell her there's a U2 concert going on and ask if she'd like to go with you. She agrees, and you never speak to her again.

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>>724699598
>U2
You scare me, anon.

>>724699423
this

>>724698630
wizard alert

>>724698418
Ugly

>>724698418
"sorry, Pa told me i shouldn't talk to the help"

>>724698666
That's awfully polite of you satan.

>>724698418
A girl is talking to me? Begone foul demon! Lest I smite you with a magic missile!

>>724698666
>>724699111
>>724699866
>>724700222

Get thread?

Get thread.

>>724698418
"Thanks, so are you. Wanna go somewhere and be cute together?"

>>724698418
>"Hello darkness my old friend..."

I'd just be a plain ol gentleman.

"Thank you, madame. You're rather attractive too, if I do say so myself."

>>724698418
y-you too

>>724700800
Being a Beta will not end in success, faggot

>>724698418
I...I...I, uh
I wanna rock right now
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone
Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not a loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose-a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, CUZ.......

you look regal
skritchskritch

>>724698418
Just whip your dick out and start stroking.

>>724700403
>the help
kek

>>724698418
"not as cute as my amiibos"

"Yeah whatever."

Not autistic, I'm just an angsty fuck.

>>724698418
"So do I."

Probably won't get you laid but is at least worth a chuckle while they try to figure out if you meant that you also thought they were cute or if you mean that you also find yourself cute.

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>>724698418
I think you're prety black.

>>724698418

"thanks, you're pretty cute too"

surprise

Back to work damn slave

>>724698418
BEND OVER.

>>724698418
> hand over my wallet and pray I she leaves.

I know what women want.

>>724698665
No, you're the aids skrillex of /b/

>>724698418
don't know. don't speak jigaboo

>>724698418
Sorry, I respect myself too much to get into bestiality.

>>724701908
But, your sister was fair game.

>>724701057
That's the point retard
>wanting to succeed with a neggress

>>724698418
you just say: "yes I am"

The thing anons need to remember, is that if a girl walks up to you and says youre cute, you already have the upper hand.
Shes clearly into you, so unless you actually throw up on her, any half decent reply will do.

>>724698418
Easy "you too".

>>724698418
Thank you. My wifey feels the same way.

>>724702518
And you knwo the best part? This little complement exchange lleads to nothing. You may never even meet again after that. And if you think about this conversation for more than one minute after it happened then you are a kissless virgin and don't deserve any girl anyway.

Not being an autistic consists in being able to construct replies in the moment. Even the same exact reply that was generated by a very charismatic person will sound autistic if an autistic tried to say it in the same situation.

Part of not being an autist is in not worrying about it. The response of an autist who has stopped caring stops being autistic. The paradox is that this is equivalent to the zen Buddhist idea of giving up attachment. You can't *try* to stop caring, because then you obviously care. So as long as you want to get better you can't. Only when you give up completely and honestly will you actually stop being autistic.

>>724698418
go back to africa?

>>724698418
charcoal can't speak

>>724698418
Aww thanks. I've gotta get going now.

>>724698418
Thanks, I think so too.

>>724698418
I know

>>724698418
>be me
>1795, USA
>white cotton plantation owner
>"Hey anon, I think you are pretty cute."
>wake up
>everyone dance moms spaghetti

>>724698630
>>724698665
>>724700699
>>724701407
>>724701414
OP asked how to respond WITHOUT being an autist.

>ok now show me your tits!

>>724698418
honestly, I wouldn't be mean to her or anything, but I am not at all interested in black girls.
I'd say something like "thanks, that's nice of you to say" and just keep doing what i was doing.

>>724698665
holy fuck this made me laugh immensely

>>724703745
okay, wtf is that alien shit?

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>>724703745
woah wtf didn't notice the herniated belly button before I posted it. o_O

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>>724703818
LOL didn't see it from the thumbnail. Sorry!

We are legion. Tits or gtfo.

>>724698418
"ah. Thanks"

Then I'd walk the fuck away.

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>>724698418
That's nice.

Oh thanks so are you. Would you like to come over and see my Manga collection?

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Shut up baby I know it

>>724698418
you 're welcome, m8. where is the ketchup to my crisps?

>>724698418
"Thank you, i think you are pretty cute too"

I would laugh for 0.5 sec then say thank you 45% sarcastically, i cant say you too, telling a girl i think she is attractive is too much for me

>/b/
>90 replies
>ctrl+f "nigger"
>0 results

I knew the place was going to the shitter, but holy shit

>>724698418
I am coonvinced that this bitch is just an ugly ass white girl who spray paints her body.

>>724698418
Thanks, but I dont fuck niggers

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>You're pretty cute too, but I actually have a girlfriend/am not into black girls/don't really want a relationship right now

Was that so fucking hard?

>>724698418

Thanks, Anonette, you're pretty cute too. Maybe if you play your cards right I'll colonize that ass and make you a real woman.

>>724698418
>when was the last time you ate
>give clean clothes
>directions to homeless shelter

"Klik klik cuh Koop klip klikitty klak"
Try to impress her by using her native tongue.

"look hear nigger, do I look like a fucking race mixer to you? Fucking coon." *walks away

>>724698418
Thank you, sweetheart! You wanna go grab some coffee?

you too homie

>>724701057
>>724698418
Sucker punch her then shout 'worldstar!!'

Nigger lover confirmed

>>724698418
I'm a white guy and have had black chicks say this to me already...Not my style, topdeck isn't my thing. So I just say thanks, laugh and walk away, maybe return the compliment and so on.

>>724703954
Oh my god. I just fell in love. <3

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>>724698418
*unzips dick

>>724706153
>erect my penis

90% of the people that have replied to this thread are literal mouth breathing retards.

>>724698418
Y-you too

>>724698418
I don't hate niggers!

>>724698418
Fuck off chimp, I don't carry bananas with me.

>>724706320
why? because we don't like niggers? well here's some news for you...the vast majority of people all over the world don't like niggers.
go be butthurt somewhere else, nigger.

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imma COLONIZE ya, hoe

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Thick thighs saves lives.

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>>724698418
You flatter me, I don't believe we've been acquainted yet though.

>>724700690
Get

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>>724706765
1

>>724698418
My, what a charming negress.

>>724707001
checked ha ha lol 1 it is

>>724698418
Thanks, I think so too! (short laugh)
But seriously, thanks and you look pretty cute too.

Even though I think she's kinda ugly and creepy, this is what my response would be.

>>724698418

you know what makes you "sound" like an autist? complete lack of confidence.

there was a girl I used to hang out with in high school that told me she thought i was handsome and i told her "you're right. i'm gorgeous." i proceeded to bang the living shit out of her for like two months after that.

now, if I had been an autist with no self-confidence, she would have laughed and called me a loser, I'm sure. I've seen it before. But because I knew that I wasn't the ugliest son of a bitch in the world, I acted like I knew I was hot shit and got a good response.

tl;dr just don't act like a faggot. say whatever you want, as long as you say it with confidence. also don't treat women like sex objects because that shit is for faggots.

>>724707001
Oh please you are either kidding yourself or gay. Any straight man with a functioning dick would smash that.

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>>724706673
Not the dude that posted, but I'll reply anyway.

Because most of the internet tough guys here wouldn't do shit. They'd fucking crap their pants if a real life woman came up to them to converse. A woman, any woman talking to them would illicit a similar response.

Betas, teenagers, edgelords whatever. Just a bunch of fucking shitwads who'd never get a compliment in the first place.

Nothing to do with race, more to do with all the bravery exhibited behind the keyboard.

>>724698418
'Thanks, but you do realize I'm old enough to be your dad, right? And no, I'm not your father but I could be your daddy.

>oldfag here, over 40

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>>724706895
So edgy.

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>>724707273

>>724698418
Black chick hair never looks that good. I call bullshit

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I see the stormfags have arrived.

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lets hang out some time

then COLONIZE her

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>>724698418
Thanks bb u want sum fuk?

>>724698418
Get back in line number 500701.

>>724699423
I can smell the weeb all the way from Osaka.

>>724700800
*he says with a tip of the fedora, and a slight bowing gesture shrouded by his cloak*

>>724698418
Thanks, I think you're pretty black!

>>724698418
>Ok, now suck my dick.

>>724700796
Kek

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>>724698418
THATS OKAY BEYONCE I THINK YOU CUTE TOO

>>724701708
No Rem no, bad Rem.

>>724698418
Thanks! It took a long time to find the right people to skin.

>>724698418
Not as cute as you chocolate baby girl.
Now go back pick some cotton so nobody gets whipped :)

>>724708374
kekish

You're not too bad looking yourself either

>>724698519
Why so underrated or is it just my sense of humor which is bad?

Start sweating uncontrollably and punch her in the jaw

>>724703745
>>724703818

It's a dick

>>724698418
DWAMN

>>724699206
No. If you are an autist it is best for you and the people around you to change as much as possible. You dont have to feel shit, to respond in an accaptable way. Just watch other ppl and try to understand which behavior is considered ok in certain situations.

>>724698418
Is this real or makeup? who is this?

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>>724708959
Feminine Penis?

>>724698418
Hmm you too... do you like national socialist black metal?

>>724698418
"thanks you're cute too", then I never talk to her again

>>724704522

What the fuck lad

>>724705489
nice monobrow

>>724704717
>>>/pol/

>>724698418
PFFFBBFFFFFPPPBBBBFFFPPPPPPPFFFFFBBBBBB

>>724698418
New central nervous system who dis?

>>724709256
I don't like vodka, Ivan. To me vodka is necessity. Like squat. Like track suit. Like Stalin. Vodka to me is Water.

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>>724704522

>>724698418


SORRY, I DON'T NEED A COTTON PICKER AT MY FARM

>>724698418
Dirty gross shirt

>>724698418
You're really black.

>>724708164
Wow, that's honestly pretty impressive.

>>724698418
why respond to a fucking slave put some fucking shackles on her and put her to work

>>724709643
I don't know why, but I always though black women with white clothes are like the hottest thing in the world.

>>724707292
No thanks man, my pseudo autismo only kicks in when I approach someone I'm actually interested in.

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>>724698418
Y-you t-too...

Why are these faggots raiding us and trying to push black girls on white guys and normalize black men dating white girls.
Can we fucking rise up already and figure out who is doing this and where the live?
I'll personally do the dirty work after that point

>>724698418
>where's my rope?

Respond like the KKK

>>724699206
When you put Manaka in your mouth, your mouth smells like Manaka.

No one will get this

>>724710595
This

>>724702365
Is she also a dyke and muslim?
Gotta make it as multicultural as possible ya know

>>724711028
>giving people to much credit for stupid theories.

people posting pic in categories. yea, sounds much like /b/

>>724704522
Is that an asian?
I can't tell but I'm guessing asian.

Damn it, I can't find my gif of and asian girl with a mini-gun coming out of her ass and firing, oh well, you get the idea.

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>>724704522
I don't envy the janitor.

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>>724698418
> How do you respond with out being an autist?
I don't

Pic related

>>724708164
>when you rape yourself from the inside

>>724698418
N..ni...NIGGER

>>724698519
kek

>>724704522
>"so, what do you do for a living?"
>"uhmm...."

>>724708164
Andy sixxxxxxxxxxxxx
Log of shiiiiiiiiiit

>>724698418
NIGGER

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>>724698418
>mfw a nigger dares talk to me

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>>724703745
>mfw

>>724700558

Excellent picture.

>>724709378
>muh /pol/
it's /b/ you mongoloid, the "internet hate machine"
bugger off back to plebbit and choke on your way there

>>724708853
Because it contains a typo. Not underrated at all.

>>724698418
"Fuck off you filthy ape"

>>724698418
"hey you too, whats your name?"

Do you wanna see my dick

Thanks!!! Hey, We should go grab a coffee

>>724700371
virgin

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>>724698519
/threardo

>>724713999
Trips I get the girl

>>724714390
caaaarl..... this kills theads

>>724703745
beautiful

>>724698418
"Thank you" and that's all I say, I dont compliment her back, I don't hit on her, nothing. My autism has epic proportions, I can't just turn it on and off at will

>>724698418
nigger

>>724698418
>Thanks.

Or

>Thanks, but I'm not into beastiality.

>>724703464
maybe ur right. honestly im just really good looking so i dont have to try or really over think what i say .

>>724699423
10/10

>>724700222
nope lost v card one the 4th of July when i was 16. 22 now, work out 6 days a week and really good looking so i honestly dont have to try. girls always walk up to me looking thirsty af. almost always stoned and get away with alot of stupid shit coming out of my mouth

>>724698418
bitch you look like nighttime in Nigeria