Waifu Claiming Thread.
Previous Thread: >>724673450
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best girl
>>724686013
fishbot?
karenbot?
>>724686426
... but why?
>>724686363
>>724686468
Because I've got the power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk
>>724686676
Moogs stop being a weirdo
>>724686349
Don't be so full of yourself
>>724686760
Aya is superior to Ai
>>724686064
I can respect that people don't like firearms. No one has to like everything. They can be fun though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV2dxOlGKXQ
>>724686812
Oh, really? And why would that be?
>>724686739
Make me, faggot.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724686829
>guns are for murder
Actually they are for making music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QHxWNl3TDI
>>724686908
I'll give you 200 bucks if you stop posting now :o
>>724686897
She's like Ai, but twice and with an extra 'a' at the end.
>>724686897
God chose her
>>724687007
kek
its lunch time
>>724686013
Why would you need so many of these threads?
how bad is your addiction?
>>724686753
It's not me tho
>>724685816
To be honest, I haven't watched any new anime for over a year now. I just can't find the motivation to start watching it.
>>724687089
Now how would you prove that
>>724687068
why twice
and that's one a too much
>>724687181
I'm actually just a robot, making these threads is in my directive.
>>724686753
It's Miss Pauling and his shit photoshops
>>724687245
Because Ayaya :o
>>724687089
I did not.
>>724687068
$200? Lol, give me something worth while, like a blowjob.
Or a real bribe.
>>724687295
Like they even know who that is anyway.
And way better than you can do.
>>724687410
I'll let Rei slob your knob.
>>724687295
If you think you are a robot you are fucking mental m8.
>seek some help
>>724687245
You can't disprove it
>>724687297
this guy gets it
>>724687295
how are you doing karen
>>724687483
But I can counterclaim it
>>724687297
You sound like someone stuttering I- I- I- :o
カラミチーマス
>>724687410
Well, now they do
It is way better than I can do
It's still absolute trash.
>>724687480
I don't actually
Thought you were that guy from last thread who was saying everyone was a robot
>>724687483
Hey, watching Fury, what's up?
>>724687623
your claim lacks the authority of the Emperor
>>724687661
Ubisoft locked my ghost recon wildlands so I'm emailing them about muh £40
>claiming
Evening everyone
>>724686760
>>724686812
Taiga beats both, easy.
˹establishing neural net connection˼
reminder to cum today!
beep boop
>>724687875
I have the authority of science
Sure it wasn't muh hackingz :o
>>724687661
You're only 1, jealous and 2, mad that I keep on making the girls of K-On molest Karen.
And how often do I post MP that anyone is going to make the correlation?
Like I really care anyway, the oldfags already thought I was cancer. They were jealous too.
Now 90% of those people have come and gone and no one remembers.
>>724688026
Taiga is nothing but a whiney, but cute, little baby
>>724687483
I get everything, except laid.
>>724687623
But... but Ayaya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>724688080
Emperor>science
check mate
>>724688026
Minorin>Taiga
>>724687875
Boo
I hate it when origin or ubisoft does that shit
Hopefully you get it fixed, origin straight up deletes your games sometimes
>>724688112
Post whatever you want, you're not the first to post Karen lewds and you won't be the last. Just making sure people know who's doing it.
I remember.
>>724688112
That gif is really well done
>>724688268
My thoughts at first too.
>>724688268
That's where you're wrong, kiddo
>>724688239
Concerning that; Chara got an email that tomorrow there's a women's rights protest where they told the women not to do any of their work, not even look after children :o
Claiming best girl
Holy fuck is revenge mode bs in duels in for honor.
>>724688477
Yea, it's called 'A day without women'.
Gonna be so cash when literally nothing happens besides minor inconveniences in certain areas, but a shitload of dumb bitches getting fired.
>>724688477
Aya is never wrong, Aya also has the superior meme
>>724688269
yeah, its pretty fucking gay
>>724688446
Oh, and what made you change your mind about that?
>>724688494
FUN AND ENGAGING GAMEPLAY!!!
>>724688112
So you are actually here to have people tell you that you're annoying? Is there anything more to it that I'm missing?
>>724688132
>german subs
>>724688599
There's a first time for everything
>>724688583
now aren't you excited
>>724688494
doesn't it just allow someone to suddenly do a huge chunk of damage, or something?
>>724688446
Played more of DS2 yet? Jumped into cancer well yet?
>>724688269
Karerererereren
>>724688655
Lost two rounds (and that match) to a player because he got revenge mode. Uninterruptible attacks, higher damage, shield. Why is this a thing in duels?
>>724688845
I doubt too much will happen. The type of women willing to join these protests is unlikely to have a job in the first place.
>>724688821
Yes, the best language
>>724688963
But they could have children :o
>>724688929
If you stand too close when he activates it, you fall down. He also gains uninterruptible attacks, higher damage and a damage shield.
>>724689064
Less future cucks.
>>724688599
Don't know, I guess Taiga just grew on me.
She's comfy.
>>724688948
No more DS2 after Siamese boatman, will probably play a bit more tonight.
The stupid wharf is probably the most cancerous area in any of the DS games I have seen till now.
>>724688929
Nah buff stats across the board and interrupts attacks. Meant to balance2v1 or higher scenarios and give you some chance to fight back against them. >>724688948
They don't get uninterrable attacks unless they are warlord or something. Yeah they should tune it off for 1v1 but the point is to break the stalemate. You guys just sat there hitting each other for too long. Best way to not have it happen is to break off the fight watch your revenge meter then engage again once you see your bar empty
>>724689082
that seems super balanced. it's always good to award the losers to balance things out, instead of just saying "git gud" and making matchmaking work based on skill.
>>724689244
Wait until you get to the green cave..
>>724688269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AERwgNvgMmc
>
I'm actually glad to see you here. I see a few other people who've been around about as long as you, but most of the oldfags have left for Telegram or Discord and I don't see many familiar faces.
>>724688293
Thank you, Ikusaba Mukuro mukuro ikusaba.
>>724688821
Nah, the oldfags just thought I was cancer because of my memes. Maybe a few were distasteful and I unintentionally irked Karen and maybe a few others with an edit or two or three... or fifty. I threw them out there now and again in a playful manor, but not many people appreciated it. I had a few fans though.
>>724689342
Easily the most annoyed I have been in DS till now,
on a scale to 10, it's a solid 7.5
>>724689533
So you're like a less refined Chen?
>>724689533
You too, welcome back.
Maybe one day I'll learn how to do those glitch pictures so I can make a karen one
>>724688948
Sayayayaya
What's up?
>>724688599
Nothing we can do, just trust in based steam.
>>724689327
It was warden vs warden and I was one or two hits away from killing him.
I can understand it in 2v1, but it should never be a thing in duels. He only won because he got that revenge mode.
And you can't even see how close he is to getting that revenge meter full..
>>724689328
IKR.
Claim
>>724689978
Salty as fuck.
How's you?
>>724689636
It will get worse.
>>724690005
It shouldn't be in duels yeah. Look at your meter. He has about that much probably. If it's 3 quarters full just run away real quick. Warden zone attack is annoying
>>724690226
I had about 50%. All he really did was block and turtle.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-GICoOxKpc
>>724689716
I wouldn't say I'm anything like Chen, actually. I may be figuratively cancer, but I'm definitely not literally cancer. And don't get me wrong, I made more then a few worthwhile pieces.
>>724689978
Oh, wait a minute... I think I have a file around here somewhere. I started to make you one- who knows how long ago it was- about a year ago, but never finished it. I've been looking for something to do.
>>724688963
A day with out women aka "my waifu and me"
>>724690485
Seemed to work I guess. I think an 8 man free for all mode and a coliseum map with no environmental kills would be sweet for that game.
>>724690515
Yeah but you said it wasn't working out, it's alright.
>>724690172
What's making you salty?
>>724690973
It didn't work out because I was trying something new, and I was one a drug binge and was high as all hell. But now I know what works and it will.
>>724690515
>I wouldn't say I'm anything like Chen
One of us is wrong...
> I may be figuratively cancer, but I'm definitely not literally cancer
How was Chen cancer? He didn't really do harm from what I remember.
> I made more then a few worthwhile pieces.
>but I'm definitely not literally cancer.
You do not choose how other people see you. So these are moot points.
Are you a native English speaker?
>>724690112
get on discord -_-
>>724690716
Won the first match 3-2. Second was 2-1 before he won the next two rounds with revenge mode, so I'm just a little bit salty.
>>724690973
For honor's revenge mode in duels. See >>724690005 and above ^.
>>724690973
I'm gonna lewd karen and aya
>>724690112
old man -_-
don't get on discord -_-
>>724691192
Chen sounds familiar but I don't seem to remember who they were all that well. Under these contexts I might be misremembering who they were or what narrative they served.
And no, I'm Mongolian.
>>724691278
I am -_-
>>724691587
Why not
>>724690679
It's okay, there is nothing inside of me that could get hurt anymore.
>>724691618
>I don't seem to remember who they were all that well
Seems to be a bad starting point for arguing about him.
>what narrative they served
That's up to debate I guess.
I was right in assuming you're doing this for the reactions though, right?
>>724692010
idk -_-
Apparently listening to Eurobeat makes you better at racing games, who knew
>>724690172
You really make it sound like I have fun ahead of me.
Time to see for myself I guess.
>>724692155
Why tell me not to then -_-
>>724692299
my favorite heretic <3
>>724692299
Eurobeat makes you better at everything
>>724692128
Then you misunderstand, I am not looking to argue about him. I seceded because your description of Chen didn't match the description of the person I thought you were originally describing, as I could be wrong.
Every conversation and human interaction is one reaction soliciting another, and then responding to that reaction with another. What's your point?
>>724692719
i don't know uwu
are we still robots
>>724692792
Then don't -_-
>>724692915
ok -_-
>>724693019
Not ok
>>724692782
Do you edit all of them yourself? Or do you just find them around? They're really cool!
>>724692906
No comrade, we all are the children of the revolution.... Or whatever ideology you believe in comrade.
>>724693202
ok
>>724693216
wish was zu
>>724693359
I'm all for revolution, just depends on what one.
>>724693450
Well, which one do you prefer?
Is Confucius the best brand of eggrolls?
>>724692734
Hello....you
>>724692745
It certainly is something special
>>724693721
is a revolution of peace and love allowed?
>>724694005
oh.
>>724693931
Euhm.... I guess if that's your thing then you go comrade. But what exactly do you plan to achieve with a revolution like that?
>>724693433
Not ok
>>724693359
I make them myself from images people post here, and thank you.
Karen, you still there?
>>724694374
simple: if everyone gets along, we spend less time fighting and more time improving the lives of those around us. we improve humanity for years to come by being better humans!
best
So are they?
>>724694746
Wheres the fun in that?
>>724695226
No
>>724694743
Hello!
Is that Galko? Did he get that image? I can pass it on to him
>>724694746
You sure are optimistic ^.^
Did anything good happen to you today?
>>724694743
Well, you're doing a good job
>>724694746
>>724692782
> I thought you were originally describing
And who would that be?
>What's your point?
You're posting these pictures. And have been around because of the reactions you get from stepping on all these people's feet rather than a purely positive relation of conversation?
>>724691299
Revenge mode? Duels?
I don't play the game, what's that about?
>>724695311
Why doesn't Galko just come here?
And I think he did, a while ago though.
>>724695292
Then what are?
>>724695311
Hey Karen.
>>724695500
He has a real life and stuff now, we barely talk to him
>>724695619
Hiya Matoi, what's up? How've you been?
>>724695765
Good, at a dentist appointment right now
That test was hellish.
>>724695401
Duels. 1v1 best of 5 matches. You hit the other player until he dies. If the opponent blocks enough he gets to use revenge mode which increases damage, makes attacks uninterruptible and gains damage shield and if you stand too close, makes you fall to the ground.
I had the guy on very low hp, just one or two more hits and he'd be dead, but he got his revenge meter full and beat me with it.
>>724695904
Kek, what for?
Waiting room right now?
>>724696095
That's kinda stupid, it punishes you for not playing perfectly, right?
Idk, seems pretty dumb
>>724695619
Dunno
>>724696095
IMO, it's what makes For Honor Bullshit, you play defensively for a bit then one-sidedly win a fight
I feel like it removes a large amount of skill needed, especially if upgrades are in play
>>724695292
everything's fun when people get along!
>>724695357
nothing good ever happens to me. instead I'm doing political crap, because civic duty. what about you?
>>724695391
that's me!
>>724695765
>>724696622
S A V E D
>>724696269
Yeah, I'm listening to GitS OP and some other stuff in the waiting room
To get my cavities filled
>>724695394
I'm just here.
Why? What is it to you? Do I annoy you? Do you know me, and if so who're you? You're already anonymous, just say what you want to say. It sure sounds like you have to.
>stepping on all these people's feet
I just liked this quote.
>>724695765
Yeah, so do I, but I still visit /b/.
>>724696269
>>724696404
Yeah, it's really fucking stupid. I can understand it when you are fighting 1v2, but it has no place in duels.
>>724696562
I'm just bored and making peeks.
>>724696894
There we go, this looks better
>>724693795
you know me :o
https://youtu.be/Zdzotxl_Hdg
>>724697016
I guess he doesn't really have a reason to post, anymore. I dunno, happy for him anyway.
>>724697057
Meh, what can you do? Maybe try to abuse it too, I guess. Not very fun but I don't see any other way.
>>724697190
touch me :o
>>724697057
Didn't manage to get in the mood to continue DS tonight,
just too tired to focus I guess.
>I'm just bored and making peeks.
I'm bored and making gifs
>>724696562
My day wasn't exactly perfect either. I'm just trying to stay optimistic. Civic duty? What did you do to deserve it?
>>724686908
>sitting there taking feet when you could plant your face in that ass
>>724696562
What are you, a fuckin' hippy?
>>724697057
I'd say it was something put in for casuals, the game would be better without it
>>724697328
Is that a Jojo reference?
>>724697403
I didn't do anything to break the law, if that's what you think.
budget cuts that massively affect the area around where I live, writing to reps and senators to ask them to oppose it.
>>724697687
absolutely. if trying to love everyone makes me a hippy, I'm the worst of them.
>>724697687
That is live action Jojo getting released in Japan.
>>724697346
Yeah, a lot of people where here because of ailments or depression. It's good they moved on and have a happier life.
>>724697346
Can only hope they remove it from the duels.
>>724697687
I think it's pretty cool if it's 1v2.
>>724697400
Wish I had gifs of Saya..
>>724697922
It's kind of a bad feeling knowing that there's just as many people coming as there are going
At least they will find friends here, as long as we keep the place comfy
>>724697016
>Do I annoy you?
No.
> Do you know me, and if so who're you?
I don't remember anything except you being present. I do not know you.
>You're already anonymous, just say what you want to say.
I am saying what I want to say.
>It sure sounds like you have to.
Mighty aggressive. You might as well tell me to shut up or just stop talking to me if you prefer that.
>Why? What is it to you?
>I'm just here.
That's a disappointing answer.
I was just interested. But as it seems you don't know the answer or don't want to share it.
>>724697772
Ah I see, and does it have any effect?
>>724695905
>>724697783
I don't think it'll turn out too well
How will they do all the impossible poses?
>>724698039
But it'd feel better to beat two opponents using skill rather than a win button
At least, that's how I feel
>>724697346
I wish I could :o
>>724698332
You can't really beat two opponents who know what they are doing though. Especially if you can't throw them off the ledge or into wall spikes.
>>724698320
I'm... not sure. it seems like the budget cuts in general will become a partisan thing, and I'm hoping that the representatives will look at the positive impact we've had as a result of current funding. it would be a 97 cut to the funding, meaning we can neither continue improving nor prevent the improvements reversing themselves.
fortunately, it seems like a few reps on both sides of the aisle have already promised unwavering opposition to the budget reform.
>>724695905
what test, by the way?
>>724698039
Do the devs visit some kind of medium? Blizzard checks reddit a lot, if people cry about something long enough they'll change it.
>>724698337
cut me konachan :o
>>724698332
Its being made ny pure Japanese. I believe.
>>724698731
I'd love to karen kun :o
>>724686013
your waifu has bad teeth
>>724686296
who?
>>724686349
opposite of what you said.
>>724686426
cancer
>>724686753
says you
>>724686760
how is that glass house doing?
>>724686829
decent
>>724687068
cancer
>>724687176
furfag?
>>724687223
edgy waifu
>>724687631
speak human
>>724688020
eye don't get it
>>724688494
even more edgy
>>724692906
we're aliens
>>724695135
edgy
>>724695226
*teleports behind you*
>>724697328
slut
>>724698715
Annoying history test. I hate the subject enough.
>>724699051
thank you
@724699051
>guaranteed replies
>>724699051
False
>>724698281
>
>>724698635
Git gud
>>724698827
Too bad they haven't announced Vento Aureo yet, i'd be much happier with that
>>724699139
sweet jesus. I hate memorizing dates and places, and all that stuff. I only ever had one prof that made it interesting.
>>724698731
it's too new to tell where they check, in my opinion. also it's Ubi, so good luck getting them to openly admit faults in their games.
>>724699395
Oh wait, Ubisoft
yeah, nevermind, lol
>>724699396
Ayaya~
Look at this cute picture Shiki found me
>>724699188
The doujin is actually pretty good
>>724694746
kawai
>>724698731
It's ubisoft, I have no clue what they are doing most of the time.
>>724699051
Edgemaster from edgetown.
>>724699354
I'm good enough that I've never lost a 2v1. Even if that other guy gets revenge mode.
>>724699569
Yea, but there was no need for her to get prego imo.
>>724698715
Then I hope the best for you. But is it really that bad in the US that such drastic budget cuts are needed?
>>724699051
She's not even half as edgy as some others that get claimed. Oh well, each his own opnion.
>>724698731
>if people cry about something long enough they'll change it.
>>724699258
someone seems butthurt
:^)
>>724699354
They need to do parts 1-3 first. Only starting at 4 because its easiest.
>>724699051
Come on now, eye'm sure you get it.
>>724699680
97% cut to Great Lakes restoration, to go to an extra 10% military funding. bullshit, I know. more guns rather than clean drinking water and a sustainable environment.
>>724699395
That's really only why I hate it. But like with biology, those things are way to remember.
>>724699702
>>724699638
git guder
>>724699867
I meant a Vento Aureo anime