There are cops outside of my house, /b/. >Hear banging and

>>724530759
"I do not consent to any searches"
Just don't talk to them if at all possible and avoid the noid.

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>>724530759
Also - your mom knew about this and that's why she went out.

>>724531585
I'm banging his mom right now

Maybe your mom is dead and they're trying to inform you...

>>724530759
They want mission report: December 16th, 1991.

>>724531801
>See cops
>banging on mom
>watdoido
>stealth into kitchen
>get a glimpse of white nephew
>why are they here
>see shadow of ambien glowing on the door
>im also hopped up on cop car

>>724531520
She would have told me to not open the doors for anyone if this were they case.

If you're not a bigger and haven't done anything wrong, just answer the door then.

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>>724532086

>>724532086
don't do this
always fuck the police

Don't talk to no police son.
Fuck da police.
Methhead mom have a lawyer?
Call them up and tell them the police just came through banging on your shit.
Shit atleast they knocked loud for you.

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>>724532267

Fuck. Now there are two more. This isn't going away.

>>724532383
Why are you lying? Fake ass image using nigger

>>724532383
Suck their cocks

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Update: cops are gone now, just took another ambien

goodbyeye in 30 minutyes

I suggest smearing yourself in shit, run out the door screeching and try to hug as many cops as you can before getting tasted or shot.

>>724532051
cheers

>>724532566

No. It's real! They're coming. I'm in the closet.

>>724532383
Nice try OP, screenshot an image from the internet...

>>724532383
bro idk just don't fuck with it.
So sorry this is happening to you man. Cops suck big time, but if you don't want to risk big-time just hold out and leave it. They'll leave eventually. If they have a search warrent they'll bust in but nothing you can do for that. Just don't fuck with it honestly. Again so sorry for your unfortunate situation. Feels fuck the police man.

>>724532267
I have quite literally been fucked by police officers and I loved it.

>>724532684
that's not OP

>>724532383
Fuck off fake OP

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>>724532383
PHONY

>>724532748
that's different

hey op its a cawps were gonna batter ram the door then ram you with it in ur assss LOL

>>724532086
Don't open the fucking door for that fucking pig.

>>724532970

was my comment funny and cute??

Real op here. They're still out there.

Should I make a break for it out the back?

>>724532383
>Screen-Shot-2013-3-17
>actually thinking he could fool us with a nearly 4 year old pic
Pathetic

>>724530759
If they had a warrnt theyd be in there already if not stay quiet and theyll fuck off in time.

>>724533043
Bro no just wait it out they'll go away eventually.
*shot in the back by the popo.
Unless you genuinly think they won't notice don't run.
Running from the police is a crime in itself so if you've done nothing wrong just chill. Even if you have done something wrong probably just chill.

>>724533043
fuck off fake OP
I bet you dont even take ambien faggot

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>>724533240
lol and i'm outa here!

Why do they scare you so much?

>>724533043

Just do it before more come. Gather up your molestation victim and slip out the back. GO!

>>724532831
Uniforms are my thing

>>724533043

dnt even try we got snipy snapz wit lazrz n u :)

>>724533043
Dont run stay put and quiet and theyll leave in a bit if they had a warrant theyd be in there already

>>724532021
I've hear that somewhere I just can't fucking remember

>>724530759
You sure you're not hallucinating? You are staying up while on Ambien

>>724532051
blew a short stint of air thru my nose

>>724533492
I'm glad you found a fetish. Hope you can have more hot sex with cops. Just don't catch an STD.
Actually do catch one and give it to cops. Fuck cops

>>724534013
I was thinkingthe same thing

>>724531520
If they're at the house and searching the perimeter, they have suspicion that OP isn't the owner. He'll have to provide identification. This isn't a traffic stop.

>>724533991
civil war

>>724534226
You right- I have used that shit in a traffic stop and i had mad drugs on me but it worked lol

>>724534013
Tha banging sounded supier fukign freal. I know I saw the cop car acsross the street and I know I say them shining lights into the house. I'm preety sure im good

>>724534226
scariest moment of my life also******

>>724534220
Yeah I'm pretty sure OP is looking too much into things. Probably a traffic stop or something unrelated to them

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op here go2odnite thred im off to see with ambien/
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>>724533043
This is your only option OP. Just fucking run. Eat the rest of you ambien first just in case they go in your house. You don't want them to find drugs and give them a reason to lay charges.

>>724534433
Dude go to bed you're most definitely reacting to the Ambien