This story will made no fucking sense no matter how many times

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Keep going, cool guy. I need to know who this kid kills.

>>724529899
Cont. Op

OP Continue pls

Op pls

Pre type copy and paste for future refrence op

>>724530664
I second this

>has a picture of Oprah in his /b/ folder
>literally afraid of a backpack
>watches mean girls
>thinks other guys watch it too

could you be any more gay?

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>>724531072

>>724531072
>Doesn't watch a movie most people have seen
>Tries to appear over masculine via the Internet
>Assumes he wouldn't be scared after he got that,"School Shoot up" idea in his head

You're a 14 year old aren't you, maybe a 12 or 13 year old

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>>724529899
>"so you know how the social tree works right?"
>I tell him that literally everyone knows it after watching mean girls

>watching mean girls

>>724531341
This

>>724531232
>Most people

>>724529899
Pics of notebook or fuck off

>>724531232
>believing most people have seen mean girls
>using the phrase "over masculine"
>being afraid of school shootings

yep, you're gay

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>>724531341
>He never fapped to mean girls

I saw mean girls because my girlfriend wanted to watch it.

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>this thread

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>>724529899
>literally everyone watches mean girls

do continue OP this seems promising

>>724531341
this.

>>724531341
this
but I assume its that thingy where everybody knows everybody through like 5 people or whatever

>>724532169
Im gonna tell you yes even though I have no idea either

>>724531676
Most people probably have because of >>724531700 's reason

The story isn't coming is it...

>>724529899

> oprah in /b/ folder
> drama class
> mean girls

That's by far the gayest shit I've ever seen on /b/

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Mfw OP is too embarrassed about watching mean girls to continue fake story

>>724532623
really, this is the gayest shit you've ever seen on /b/?

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>>724532746

>>724532623
The words "Post traps"have been used here

What the fuck are you talking about

I think the gayest thing on /b/ is the guys who take photos of their jizz.

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>>724532789
>>724533070

> not using a filter for all the faggot threads

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>>724533364
>not enjoying /b/ in all of its glory
>not having the full /b/ experience

>>724529899
Holy shit it has been 40 minutes, hurry up you daft cunt.

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>>724533364
>>724533505
Not using the true full potential<

>>724533760
>>724533505
>>724533364
>Not constantly browsing every thread in its own browser window across multiple monitors

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>he tells me that he knows shit about every single person in the 10th and 11th grade
>I ask first how and then why
>he apparently has been secretly watching people and recording it in notebooks even talking about how he even followed them home
>I think about how fucked up that is and I'm now pretty happy that I'm on his side
>as for the why?
>well...
>he literally said
>"im tired of this fucked up system"
>now that's what I call eggy.jpg
>he then explains how he's going to start spreading rumors that according to his equations will start fights
>I tell him that it's impossible to predict human behavior with math
>he leans in real close and says
>"watch this"
>he pulls out another notebook flips to the b tab
>he tells me to follow him
>while walking he tells me
>"so you heard about how Brianna cheated on James with Dustin right?"
>I was so fucking confused
>he then takes a sharp turn into one of the halls, points to a group, and tells me to "watch the fireworks"
>I see this group is filled to the brim with fuck boys
>lonley white kid leans over and says
>"First up the guy in the white shirt will punch the guy with sunglasses after saying 'What the fuck bruh?' Then sunglasses will punch back then the guy in the hoodie will punch someone else and in a little bit a fucking riot will happen"
>I raise my eyebrows and wait for his dreams to be crushed
>I then almost shout what the fuck
>IT PLAYED OUT EXACTLY HOW HE SAID IT WOULD

I'll be posting more later

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My normie friends want me to watch mean girls, but honestly it seems to be a pandering movie to the masses.
>define social tree

>>724533894
you're the slowest nigger on this board

>>724533894
>later

Wut

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>>724534285
>later

>Wut

>>724533364
Explain

Not gonna let this thread die just yet

DONT FUCKING DIE
*Connests thread to city power grid and turns up the reactor*

>>724534842

sorting out specific threads by patterns to avoid becoming a massive faggot like

>>724533505
>>724533760
>>724533873

>>724533894

I bet this fucking faggot watches Mean Girls with his new autistic boyfriend right now

bunp

Why does this story ring a bell?
Sounds like something i've heard or seen before on television.

Type everything before start posting jesus

>>724535770
I ain't gay nigga, I just don't believe in censoring /b/ regardless of the content. I'm not saying I enjoy all the gay shit like trap threads, but without them /b/ just wouldn't be /b/

its officially later

>everyone who got involved in the riot was called into the office
>i heard that James got suspended for a day
>at this point i want in on this plan
>i ask him if he has anything on the teachers
>he brings out another book and asks which teacher
>i tell him my spanish teacher who has been a gigantic dick since day one
>he tells me to wait till tomorrow

couple months pass
>my spanish teacher has not shown up after lonely white kid told me he would find something that could be used against him

still have no idea what the fuck he found out about him

>>724535770
No program or script?

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>>724536625

Don't get me wrong dude

I don't support censoring either, but that faggot shit is just not my cup of tea

>>724536769

> says he'll continue later
> everyone thinks he is typing the whole time
> needs 35 minutes to type a couple lines of text
> doesn't even finish the story

I hope you and your gay autistic boyfriend die of testicle cancer you massive faggot

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Type faster you fucking Mong. Oh wait, you can't, because you're thinking about what to type next for your fake ass story.

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At least make this interesting you fucking troglodyte.

Dogs

i cant decide what the best part of this thread is

the fact that it's my first post on 4chan or that ive been doing it entirely on a Wii U

>>724537751
>on a Wii U
>my first post on 4chan
>first post
>Wii U

Fucking underage newfag BTFO

Wiiu makes me peeu

my face after reading the introduction of this story.
please continue though, it sounds worth it to hear about how Captain Calculus fucks up The Social Tree

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>>724533894

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>>724533894
>>he pulls out another notebook flips to the b tab
>See Oprah Winfrey

ok, OP heads up: just type it out in word first (with > included or it's a waste of time) and then post it here in chunks, u can ask if people want u to go on in between.

Still not 404ing

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wtf is this shit man

OP you dumb mother fucker hurry up with your fake ass fucking story I'm running low on my keks

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Come on faggot

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OP is too busy watching mean girls to type up his oc fiction

/thread