Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724526011
Worked a bit, hung out with my stepdad and his friend at his place for a while and got drunk. How about you?
>>724526070
Well hey there~.
>>724526166
Yup, thanks for the support.
>>724526192
What were you guys having again?
still here
and
>>724526567
Oh. Not till im way older.
>>724526575
Tomorrow afternoon
>>724526408
>>724526549
plus this pic
QOTT: Why don't you find a nice girl and a good job? Your father and I worry about you. This is unhealthy you know.
>>724526663
>>724526623>>724526453
>Claim
>>724526462
You're doing it again..
>>724525098
Yo nigga, thats some nice armor...
>I'll see you in the painted world~
>>724526012
My new bestie
>>724526663
*sip*
>>724526543
Thanks, sleep well
Isn't it funny how the dogf**** dude never shows up to my threads?
Hello everyone, thought I'd drop by
>>724526543
Night Houki
>>724526650
How you doing luv?~
>>724526650
Tomorrow afternoon.
>>724526740
Heh my father doesnt care.
>>724526753
Yeah I know you do
>>724526837
who are you?
>>724526590
>>724526906
owo what's this
>>724526192
I am but, this is more of a one time thing.
>>724526837
Hello
Haven't seen you around
Doing well?
>>724526767
Eyy gurrl.
Ram claimed
How is everyone?
>>724526973
Then make the one time count with that qt
>>724526767
How are you?
>>724526837
Hi Firekeeper. Sorry, i kinda passed out last night.
>>724526895
Much better actually. How about you?
>>724526729
>filename
nice
>>724526767
Eheheh, are you sure about this?
>>724527055
I shall.
Summoning Mash
>I'm lonely and it shows
>>724526740
both of those things are hard to find and my mom and dad are not that nice
>>724526896
nice to talk to you agian I missed you did you miss me?
>>724526905
>>724526837
you fucking kidding me thats my nigga fire keepa she is the tightest waifu of the dank suls series
>>724527043
Fellow pink hair! Ahoy!
>>724527073
Home from work, belly is satisfed from mcdonalds, I think it's time for a drink!~
>>724527194
i hope he's dead
>>724527201
ok
>>724527043
Hi
>>724527113
Good. Which one is your favorite?
>>724527201
People come and go. So no.
>>724527088
WEW
>>724527310
If I had to choose, this one.
>>724527207
>>724527310
Heyo, what's up?
>>724526753
Wew
>>724526767
Good even kamikaze
>>724527207
My wife just dyed her hair pink
>>724527396
Forgot to paste
>>724526462
I feel like your on to late though and i end up asleep
>>724527369
She tripped.
>>724527372
Playing some tanks. You?
>>724527360
don't even like short hair but that one character first and only time I liked it
>>724527015
Whaddap boi
>>724527073
I'm well, kind of a hot night~
>>724527092
I'm positive
>
>Hama
>>724527372
Chilling, time for my day off
How bout you?
>>724527396
Irl? What a special snowflake..
>>724527310
oh wow that makes me kinda sad tbh >>724527396
your waifu is exotic
>>724527396
Post pics
>>724527461
Yep.
Have you've seen the new Lab Zero game Indivisble? I plan on being a backer for the crowd funder. Debating from $60-100.
>>724527194
hi and sorry im a lil' busy right meow so replies will be slow~
>>724527484
>>724527484
Well, what have we here? Havels is it? Keheheheh despicable
>>724527396
also having a wife normalfag please leave
>>724527500
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>724526650
Sounds fun
I hung out with some old friends and watched some fights yesterday. Other than that just relaxed and watched anime
>>724526767
>
Ah! I-i'm s-sorry. It was an accident
Pure thoughts
>like how pure those big boobs are
>>724527670
mash I swear I know of you who are you?
>>724526905
I'm you, but stronger.
>>724526986
Hiya, good to see you too.
And yeah, I've been pretty busy lately, sorry.
I'm well, as far as it goes anyway. How are you?
>>724527073
Hi Hanako. And don't worry, I understand. How are you feeling after yesterday?
>>724527201
Oh ya bet I'm the tightest
>>724527500
Eh she likes it i like it w/e
>>724527524
I am aware. One of the reasons i like her.
>>724527577
Shes asleep and no
>>724527470
but short dark hair + short stature + petite body type + anti-socially prone is best combo though
>>724527692
That is a fang, but who's is it?
>>724527670
Hello
>>724527687
I also brought a summon along. I hope you dont mind that he's on dialup
>>724527723
Fucking hell, I need to fix you
>>724527461
Just relaxing after work all day, I've never played tanks. Is it fun?
>>724527500
Relaxing. I got a day off coming up soon, really looking forward to it!
>>724526896
Ah right.
>>724527207
I think i'll join you in a bit, have work tomorrow so i can't have too many.
>>724527484
> I fucking hated fighting that prick Havel
That's good.
>>724527723
Sounds nice.
>>724527833
Much better today, thanks.
>>724527883
Okay, I steal your waifu
>>724527891
every time
>>724527952
Reroll
>>724527310
Do you even know what that GIF means???
>>724527484
Post tits please.
>>724527972
Once more
>>724527982
Now
>>724527992
Cmon
>>724527888
>trips
well now this is a universal rule
>>724527833
That's good to hear
I'm doing well myself
What're you up to right now
Are you new to the thread?
>>724527020
Hey Syndra
>>724527670
busy jerking it?
I'm going to get to use you for my pleasure tonight right?
>>724527952
>>724527972
>>724527992
You only get 3 tries
you sure are gay
>>724527910
What's the matter boy, afraid to face me head on? Keheheh
>>724528096
Now you're just making up rules as you go
>>724527818
im just a claimer of mash~ who are you, anon?
>>724527910
hi, are you well?
>>724528078
i-i can't lewd anymore... it's part of my therapy for becoming a better person...
>>724527883
how come I dont have a wife?
>>724527833
when I found out you could bow to her and do gestures and she would respond I must have sat thier for 30min doing just that
>>724527914
better then rem good pic rem seems like a push over ram seems stronger
>>724528096
>>724527992
>>724527972
>>724527952
This is how it's done, faggots.
>>724527524
Nothing personal
>>724527620
No I havent. whats about?
>>724527670
Hi
>>724527914
I like it but its hard to get into
>>724527943
Yeah
>>724527978
She has the drawing of herself from the guy in her class yeah
>>724528150
If theres no limit you could just reroll until you get
>>724528214
hai
>>724528176
What's up?
>>724527914
Any plans for that day? I'm seeing some old bros whom I haven't hung out with in forever tomorrow
>>724527943
Oooo I understand, just like what I did that one time!
>>724527954
?
>>724528307
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE boy it's only 12 and there lewds already
>>724527943
>backstab, run away, rinse and repeat
>>724527978
Maybe in another life
>>724528135
>he says as his little ninjas attack me
>>724528176
Yes, I am. Say I decided to forgive you and look towards the future
>>724528214
Oh... I don't think you understand.
Must be the other Tomoko.
>>724528327
nuffin just tryna fit in with the rest of you norms
>>724528382
s-sorry... i just wanted to show her off
>>724527883
Also my apologies for not being on yesterday. I didn't mean to worry you.
>>724527910
I-i'm sorry, i really am. It's just so hard
>especially with nice soft boobs like that.
>>724527943
It was indeed
>especially when you don't have to pay for the ppv
Glad i didn't too. They were kind of boring
>>724528307
>wew
>>724528190
I dont really know
>>724528307
Thats a high quality lewd
>>724528176
a claimer of esdeath do you know anyone named ruby? like the anon
>>724528214
please dont teleport behind me
>>724528307
mash but those away
>>724528470
does your dominate you?
>>724528307
you stop that.
hot though.
>>724528453
You're fitting in just fine with me...
>>724527943
That's good to hear.
Any plans for today?
>>724528061
That's also nice to know.
Right now I'm having breakfast, but after this thread is over I'll have to go, school calls...
But I thought I'd drop by for a few moments
>>724528190
That's actually one of the most fun features in the game. Certainly more fun then the PvP.
Also, I hope you bowed facing away from her. She also wants to have a look at that sweet ass~
>>724528307
Hot. How are you? I still feel horrible
>>724528417
Guess not in on the joke or whatever
>>724528502
I wont.
>>724528408
Well we do gotta EVEN things out.. keheheh
>>724528408
why forgive me?
>>724528454
wew~
>>724528470
that's for tomo's eyes only!
>>724528502
esdeath a cute and yes i know ruby~
>>724528523
okay i'll stop jsut for you
>>724528547
i coulda sworn i added a picture
people hate me so much now, i can't believe it
>>724528569
im kay, you should gargle with salt water to help your throat
>>724528190
Thankie!
>>724528214
Is it free? :o
>>724528382
Probably going to watch a movie. Hope you have a good time with your friends!
>>724528453
WHO?? Fangs are cute, I must know the owner of that fang
>>724528758
mee
>>724528408
Come on, just a little peak. Don't be shy. Do it for me.
>>724528061
Morning pet.
>>724528729
Why thank you! What movie? I wanted to watch the SAO movie but my boss seem to have forgotten to swap my day off to the day of the movie...
>>724528454
Its ok i dont expect you on every single night
>resisting hamikaze's boobs is impossible
>>724528502
Other way around really
>>724528716
Then post it to tomo only instead of in public :^)
>>724528837
Ohhh my, didn't think Mash has fangs~
Cut me, Yuno!
>>724528382
Yup! You drinking jack?
>>724528408
I know, but he would always manage to one hit me when his health was almost gone, Finally got it after about 15 tries.
>>724528454
Ah that kinda sucks.
>>724528566
It's night here so probably just hang here a bit before going to bed, have work tomorrow.
>>724528716
I like you, you're a very sweet sub.
>>724528946
Ahoy Kurumi!
>Oh I'll cut you alright~
>>724528951
I wish! Na Im sticking to light stuff, got plans for tomorrow
>>724528716
Alright ill give it a try. Any other advice?
>>724528729
Yeah you can play up to about tier 9 before you actually feel like you need to spend money
>>724528945
those were not hers though
>>724528716
w-wait, you're gonna listen to me and not lewd up the place? what did I do to deserve this power?
>>724528454
Oh boy..
>>724528633
>even
Just keep my armor clean, I wouldnt want any dents on it~
>>724528716
For reasons, but yes I now plan to lewd you forever and ever. I hope you dont mind, I just want to take back whats rightfully mine~
>>724528854
Nope~
>>724528951
I could only kill him while looking like crispy bacon man
>>724529081
Are you going to tell me or not
>>724528566
kek of course I liked making her laugh or twirl
>>724528569
thanks how come tomo looks like a boy sometimes not a bad thing just wondering?
>>724528716
thanks mash is nice aswell and yeah I miss ruby but I think I remember you through him. I used to be his friend but I messed up and he doesn't like me no more :<
>>724528889
oh ew
>>724529070
whats life like for you?
>>724529058
Sounds like the start of a good time then
>>724529124
Oh, flashin' a lil' skin for daddy while playin' hard to get. I get ya suga ;)
Now that I've seen the trial, maybe I get unlock the full package.
>>724529274
Because she doesnt have big boobs probably. Its the same really. I want to save money.
>>724528889
i swear im going to tell your wife
>>724528945
i don't have fangs, i'm a pure person
>>724528976
lies because everyone hates me, i don't even want to come back here anymore
>>724529070
raw garlic~
>not joking
>>724529107
im just sad at the moment
>>724529124
i don't wanna be a slut anymore u_u
>>724529274
ah i saw him posting with my mash, he's such a heretic, you don't need him
>>724529165
>>724528864
Probably a old horror movie, not sure which one though. Totally forgotten about the Sao movie :o
>>724529070
Nice, are you into any other games?
>>724528716
Don't wew me. I'm not posting any lewds
>>724528889
No i am sorry. I just didn't get the chance to get on last night. I was just so tired
>i-i-i know b-but hama will get mad at me if i keep acting like a pervert
>>724528951
I mea like i said i didn't pay for them
Watch any new anime lately?
>>724529124
Please forgive it's just. T-they're so b-big and soft.
I know I'm a mess
>>724529389
Didn't think you're into that~ Open wide~
>>724529448
YOU TRICKED ME
>>724529456
NO!!! IT CANT BEEE, DONT FUCK WITH ME
>Please be who I think it is..
>>724529543
>>724529543
Lol old horror movies, never seen em
>>724529448
You're half the reason I come here anymore, you and your cute reminders to 'cum everyday'.
Get a discord
>>724529448
It doesnt matter anymore, im still getting back what I lost!
>>724529559
Just work on it, ok?
>>724528951
It's kinda funny as I just woke up a few minutes back.
But in that case sleep tight and have nice dreams. Also, good luck tomorrow.
If you don't mind me asking, where do you work? Just curious.
>>724529274
Sadly she didn't get more animations.
I still love her tho, she a qt
>>724529634
Wait, This isn't what I signed up for....
I didn't read the fine print
>>724529274
Sometimes she gets that mood though
>and when she does
>>724529448
I keep telling you go ahead
>we dominate other women together
>>724529559
Its ok love i get it.
Also juvia has quite the nice bussom as well
>>724529400
yeah im used to esdeaths knockers money is always important
>>724529448
ah kek still I miss him but you seem nice
I dont know who his new claim is tbh
>>724529448
What's this I hear about you being cancer?
>>724529751
>Relevent post
But... but I used protection!
>>724528856
How're you? Still aching?
>>724528566
Ah I'll be heading to bed soon .
When did you start posting in these threads?
>>724529124
Ohh I'll do more than just a dent..
>>724529448
I like you. I dont have any unfortunately. Ill try the salt water thing here in a minute.
>>724529543
Plenty. Lots of For Honor lately. You?
>>724529559
your waifu is very lewd!
>>724529634
im like a kitty cat and all i can do is paw at you...
>>724529642
cumming everyday is every important! did you cum today...?
i can't install discord on this old flip phone, it just doesn't work..
>>724529645
i don't want to post here anymore and i think this is my last day, really
>>724529761
i don't like women
>>724529777
he went back to ruby~
you seem nice too
>hug
>>724529799
good morning mai~
and i don't know, people are being weird
>>724529634
yes
>>724529849
hi best friend!
>>724529837
There is no protection though
nothing is safe anymore
>>724530021
Hello Captain Fantastic :o
>Koto Claimed
What up
>>724530078
ALEX YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>724529968
raw garlic will really help you get over that seasonal cold~
but it'll burn the crap out of your mouth, stomach and intestines for hours
>>724529972
That wasn't the point.
>>724530115
Freakin qt
>>724530148
... See ya later.
>>724529913
You're right, I'll end up smashing it into a disk.
>>724529972
Well then, I have a night to claim you back from tomo.
>>724530115
Yo koto
>>724529972
I'm afraid I haven't and I've been edging all day. You'll help me out, won't you?
>>724529972
Rawrr~ Kitty has claws~
>>724530011
MOTHERFUCKER, where have you been??
>>724530030
Goddamnit...
>>724530148
Well what have we here
>>724529849
Hi friend.
>>724530162
I would try but yeah. I just want to lay down and sleep with someone really.
>>724530237
ok
>>724530211
Hello Tali! How've you been?
>>724530243
Oi Hama
>>724530252
here
>>724529972
Ooh, titties...
>mai
Yeah. Sure, w/e.
Come on, you can tell me.
>>724530384
I don't believe you
>>724530473
unfortunately it's true
>>724529855
Yes, it hasnt gotten any better now.
>>724529448
Oh fam.
>I saw him posting my Mash
I stopped posting as Mash because you were right about it, because you claimed Mash before me and I accepted it. I did out of respect towards you, whether there are 2 Mash claimers or not, I don't care about it, it doesn't trouble me. You didn't do shit, I did.
>he's such a heretic
I've stopped giving a shit. Heresy is a meme and anyone who takes it seriously needs to get a life.
>you don't need him.
You're literally so new and don't know our story together. I tried to help Esdeath multiple times and tried to be caring, nice and respectful towards his attitude, and he just wouldn't budge. I tried to reason with him multiple times to no avail, and it's come to the point where he's told multiple friends of mine to not speak to me because he doesn't like me. Literally forbidding others to talk to me (which hasn't worked anyways). So yeah.
>proof
Now, I know you're trying to get a new erp partner to lewd your waifu like the despicable claimer you are, but at least get a decent person.
99942 Apophis.
>>724529634
Friday the thirteenth?
>>724529968
I don't usually have time for videogames, but when I do have time I play Starbound
>>724530540
Why lurk?
>>724529448
shit, I'm sorry. you want to talk at all?
>>724529741
ye she is qt
>>724529761
Im a hardcore submissive id love to call my gf or wife mommy some day
>>724529972
i like hugs I had him on discord but I havent seen him in a while
>hug
Watch out, best Admin coming through!
Lawman
>>724530618
TRUTH BOMBS OH SHIT
>>724530733
who you claim?
>>724530637
Never played it. Never really interested me.
>>724530618
Alot of people have tried helping him but there's a point where you realize he's beyond helping
mew thread already?
>>724530618
calling me a bad person do you know what your friend french boat did to me today. I never told anyone not to talk to you ruby. I have nothing but love for you and you wont let me back in I misss you