Hey /b/ I'm 18 nearly 19 and plan on killing myself tomorrow,

Do you have all that stuff for it already?

>>724518282
I have everything but the helium tank, but I'm picking that up in the morning.

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>>724518198
Being dead is really boring, mate.

>>724518198
Shoot a bunch of people before shooting yourself.

>>724518198
Will you live stream it?

>>724518374
Well why you want to go? I'd say don't do it but I'm sure you will anyways...?

>>724518198

Good luck. Please stop attention whoring and just go do it.

Y u doing it b?

>>724518449
Sure, but what's so great about life anyways?

>>724518198
Post your name and location tomorrow right before doing it so we know it's true

>>724518487
>Not this
If you want to die do it peacefully and only take yourself with you.

before you go, make sure u do a whole bunch of illegal shit, and vandalize shit, u may not feel like doing it, but it'll make u feel better, then, you can leave this shit world

>>724518639
Write a hilarious note and blame some random fucking person in serious detail

" Dearest friends, _____was so awful and horrible to all the children I couldn't stand life any longer. The way he talked about such horrid acts pushed me. Please take solace in the face I no longer have to endure ____. By the way, I really really really like this picture"

>>724518487
I don't plan on ruining a bunch of people's lives along with my own sadly.
>>724518502
I'd consider it if someone set it up for me, but then again i'm not sure if I will have service on my phone when I do it.
>>724518507
The past year has just been a downer and I don't want to go through with the rest of it. Stupid as fuck I know but oh well.
>>724518568
I'm just finding a way to pass the time until tomorrow.
>>724518585
sure thing.
>>724518639
I've been thinking about doing that but at the same time I don't want to get caught then get fucked over.
>>724518738
I'd be down, any suggestions? I can leave it on someone's doorstep.

>>724518949
I was thinking something more directly to someone that I hate. "You and you alone are the reason that I will be killing myself. Hopefully you will dwell on this and come to realize how worthless you really are and will come to have the same fate"
Something along those lines.

>>724519224
rape a girl before u die topkek

>>724519288
dubs of truth

>>724519224
Why not both op?
Also I commend you going out without hurting others.

>>724519369
plz do it

Don't do it

>>724518978
Why do you give a shit about anything when you're gonna be non-existant for the rest of eternity?
Have sone fun before you do it,you fucknut.

You'll probobaly not listen but whatever, when I was suicidal I almost did it about twice and the only thing that stoped me was thinking of the sadness my friends and family would feel from me doing it. I don't write this to make you feel guilty but please don't do it if not for yourself but for the others around you.

You'll have to print a pic of that banana though if you go with the funny note

>>724518198
Life is pain. So is death

>>724519448
my thoughts exactly, rape commit arson, vandalize, fuck, do some drugs even before you go

>>724519467
I went trough that same situation, and he's right, don' do it anon, for the sake of the people that cares about you. If you kill yourself they'll start to feel guilty.

>>724518198
There's so much shit you'll never live to do if you kill yourself. The world has a lot to offer you, I urge you to rethink becoming an hero.

>>724519467
This

>>724518198

what's the reason, friend?

>>724519392
Because I plan on leaving notes to the people that I've cared about in the past and if I did that the hate note would just be counterproductive.
>>724519448
Because believe it or not I'm actually not a bad person despite browsing /b/ for 5 years now. I'm definitely going to have fun, I plan on making tomorrow the best day I can and just blow the money that I have saved up.
>>724519467
My family is the main reason that I didn't do it months ago, but as of right now it doesn't bother me so much.
>>724519645
I think this is about the most painless way you can go about it that isn't messy. It was even used by Dignitas before they started doing their pill thing.

>>724518198
Should really try a lot of drugs before doing it tho. Probably the funniest part of life and since you don't plan on staying long enough to see the bad effects then you should go crazy.

>>724518198
Dead at 18? Weak.

Where do you live? A nearby anon could come fuck the retardation out of you.

>>724518198
Instead of killing yourself, go out and take all of the risks you've never been willing to take. Go conquer the world or die trying you faggot.

God is dead. Go mad instead.

>>724519496
At the very end of it I could just put "jk lol" then the banana.
>>724520099
I'm not a huge fan of drugs/alcohol. I've tried them and it isn't that great.
>>724519958
well to put it short, I've dealt with depression since the 9th grade and the past year has been full of broken hearts, having the people that I cared about most abandon me, and coming to realize just how fucked the world is and I don't really care to be a part of it.
>>724520350
Yeah pretty much, I'm pussying out at only 18 it's sad but oh well. I live in Utah but I won't be more specific than that because a lot of people I know browse.

>>724520013
actually just pressing down on your carotid arteries is way faster and cleaner. you'll literally die in less than two minutes if the main blood supply to your brain is blocked

>>724520793
I'll do some research on it right now.

Can anyone tell me a way that'll look more of an accident or completely not my fault? On a Low budget here

Hey, dude. I won't pretend to know what you're going through, but I can tell you that I've experienced similar urges and been hospitalized twice over it. I'm still recovering from it, and if not for the people around me, I'd probably be on the street, if not dead. I haven't finished high school, I can't walk around for more than an hour at a time, and I regularly space out in the middle of mundane activities. It's not easy to pick yourself back up. I mean, I still go into heavy funks and consider ending it, but when I'm lucid, I find things to live for. Getting a job. Adopting a kid or two. Slamming pussy. Going traveling. They keep me going most of the time, and it's important to have some goal, any, in mind. No matter how silly or irrelevant you think it might be, it's a boon. Talk to someone. Go for a walk, if you can. Draw something, even if you don't have any experience or talent. Hell, I'm here to talk if you think it might help. Just hang in there.

"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

>>724520793
>>724520921
Okay yeah I remember doing this thing in highschool as a game. The only problem is how are you supposed to keep pressure on them when you pass out? Would you have to nigger-rig something? Then again if you did that wouldn't that almost be the same thing as hanging yourself? That would be too uncomfortable for me.

>>724520013
I was quoting road hog there. Anyways, if there's a hell it'll be a HELL of a lot worse than your shitty life now.

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>>724518198
Donate all you have to charities and goodwill before you go, be a trooper forever on op

Can you stream it ?

>>724521093
buy the pill form of rat poison and pour a few of those pills into a bag of candy. Later, try eating it at a public place like a mall or park. If it doesn't kill you, you'll still be able to sue the candy company for "letting rat poison get in your candy"

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>>724518198
Best of luck man, I've been thinking about an hero all the time for longer than I care to admit as well. maybe I'll join you pretty soon, godspeed, Op, may you have the strength to make the correct choice.

>>724520645
>a lot of people I know browse.

So what? You're afraid they'll try to stop you? Oh, I guess that means people care about you...

Man, there's so much shit you could do with your life. Throwing it away is an option, but it's just kind of a lame one. Take a road trip or buy a one way ticket or something.

Can you take a picture of yourself + timestamp rn?

>>724521735
Wow ur good u sure u can sue tho? Either way thanks for a real answer sick of this white knight faggotry

>>724521093
not op.
>>724521135
That sounds pretty shitty Anon, but I'm glad that you're able to find happiness in your situation :) good luck and God's speed.
>>724521342
I don't believe in Heaven or Hell so I'm willing to take the risk. Even if there is one I'd be heading there anyways so I'll see all of you there eventually.
>>724521388
I am a registered organ donor, but that's about all I've got to give, I don't have a ton to give other than that.
>>724521419
I already answered that.
>>724521735
That sounds miserable, and I'm sure it wouldn't work anyways.
>>724521800
Same to you Anon, Godspeed.
>>724521850
Yes they would stop me, I'm not gonna risk being put in a psych ward for this. Also I'm kind of a lame person.
>>724521885
I wouldn't be able to show my face though.
>>724522066
not op

dont kill self d00d. If you are going to at least kick someone you dont likes head in and donate all yer stuff to charity.

>>724522066
No im not op just looking for inspiration

why would u kill yourself when u can dedicate your efforts to physics and eventually be one of the following great men to explore our solar system and possibly beyond

>>724522196
>That sounds pretty shitty Anon, but I'm glad that you're able to find happiness in your situation :) good luck and God's speed.

Likewise, man. My best wishes go out to you, and if you really go through with it, may it be quick and painless.

>>724518198

You're 19 and killing yourself? Are you a faggot or something? Perhaps you ought to try living a bit before pulling the plug.

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>>724518198

op's plan

>>724522196
>I wouldn't be able to show my face though.

Do eet

>>724523029
Yes you caught me you sly mother fucker. I actually plan on eating a shit ton of food and laxatives, filling up a miniature hot air balloon onto my head with helium and shitting all over the general public. You caught me.
>>724523151
I'll see what I can do.

>>724522066
>>724522196
well if the rat poison doesn't work, you could always die "by accident". Just head down to the basement or wherever your fuse box is located and change a fuse without "properly" shutting off the power supply. If it doesn't kill you, your brains will most likely get fried aka brain dead.

You can't kill yourself tomorrow, moron. It's free pancake day at IHOP on Tuesday, at least get that shit first.

Don't do it bro, life sucks some times, but keep living for a few years more is the only way to kick life balls

>>724523389
the pancakes are free, but the drinks still cost money. That's how they get you

>>724523531
Water is free.

>>724518198
Don't do it tomorrow. See someone and talk it out. If you still want to die, you can always kill yourself later.

>>724523614
lol looks like we got a jew in the room

>>724523029
>>724521277


-> see >>724521277

>>724518198
you should not do it

>>724523809
I work at an IHOP, I know the tricks.

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For faggs wanted time stamp

Make sure whoever reads your suicide note has to inhale helium first so they read it in a squeaky high voice like your last words.

>>724524023
never mind the autismo that is myself and not knowing what month it is.

Can you send me all your money to this paypal address?

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Don't do it. I lost my brother at 18... 11 years ago now. It sucks man. Still. Shit changes so much from 18, itll get better. Do you have any brothers?

>>724524313
I have some older brothers and a younger sister.

>>724524181
forgot it
[email protected]

>>724524680
You want me to send my hard earned money to a paypal linked to BEN10.MANU2....... no.

>>724522196
>I'm not gonna risk being put in a psych ward

Being committed against your will isn't this big dramatic thing. All that'll happen is they'll be like "Listen, we need you to go here for a little while and we'll try our best to help you feel better"
And then you just say, ok. And they take you to this comfortable building and nobody is judging you or anything. And you get this nice bed. And you get to talk to the best professional people in the world who are the absolute best at talking to people who feel suicidal.

And then you stay with them and you'll feel better being in a place like that than any other place on earth right now. Then when you feel better they just let you go easy. It's no bother or any big deal at all and doesn't say anything bad about you for going there.

>>724524450
Don't do it. At least wait till you're 30. Shit gets better. I promise.

>>724524899
dubs confirmed me. Now you definitely can't do it. The dubs won't let you.

If you give up now, all those things keeping you down will have won.

If not for a love of life, keep living just to prove you can overcome pain, and become stronger because of it.

>>724524023
hmm, timestamp mistake is questionable, but reverse image search turned up nothing. Let's assume it's real.

So you're not even some fat fuck. Like you could drown your sorrows in pussy if you wanted. wtf man

>>724524899
>>724525200
Double dubs speak the truth!

>>724522196
>being put in a psych ward
So check yourself in. If you are poor, it will be free and you can leave anytime.

i am also really sad

>>724526583
Congratulations?

>>724520013
So who's going to find your body? Your mom?

If you're dead sure that this is what you want, you need to take it in the moment. Once you're doing whatever method you're doing, please don't ever turn back. Especially if you get caught, it's just going to be a never ending hell on earth. You cannot get cold feet in the middle of it. I've been hospitalized 3 times because I keep fucking failing and it's just been a never ending nightmare. Nothing has gotten better. It just made everything worse. Months of out patient hospitalization, meds, regular therapy twice a week, and support groups never got through to me. You may be a different story but whatever choice you make, doing it or not, please follow it through. You really can't afford to fuck up by playing with your life, I leaned the hard way.

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>>724518198
I am nineteen, going on twenty, I'll take care of you.

Before dying I suggest just drugging up your body and hiring hookers. Might make you not want to kys

You look like a healty faggot, what a waste come on

you were lucky enough to become a conscious organism in the infinite vastness of the universe. dont waste that shit. you have an eternity to be dead.

>>724527907
I agree with that guy

If you're just going to kill yourself you have nothing to lose at this point. That means there's nothing holding you back from doing literally anything you've ever wanted to do. Before you suicide, do something crazy that you've always wanted to do but never had the guts or whatever. Maybe you'll find something that will change your mind.

Life has no meaning. It doesn't matter if you're dead or alive. You're sick right now, and you can't trust the way you perceive the world. You might feel like death is an improvement, but it's not.

Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8f7KDVyrc

Complex systems always produce unexpected results. All you have to do in life is THINGS, anything, just things where there are other people around. Some of them will need help, and you can help them. And then more things will happen and so on.

>>724518198
>Hey /b/ I'm 18 nearly 19 and plan on killing myself tomorrow, AMA
>Pic related.
>>724518198
Don't do it, I tried to kill myself at 17, 21 now, life is still shit, but worth. Not generic "it gets better" but get a slutty gf and enjoy shit for a while. Probably still gonna kill myself, but get a lot of booze before you do

have you tried weed?

Do a murder-suicide and kill some high profile jews like George Soros and Madeline Albright who've ruined society to the extent to make you suicidal in the first place

Also injecting testosterone enanthate will make you energized and not suicidal so you'll actually be able to follow through. http://whitegenocideproject.com/what-anti-whites-say/

20-29 are the best years nigga chill with the suicide shit at least do a backflip or some sick shit before you officially rule out living like damn

Don't do it OP this world is shitty but there's good out there waiting for you

Literally just dont do it man youre 18 you have youre whole life ahead of you yadda yadda you knew this shit before you made this thread though. Dont kill yourself man, youre clearly not some fat disgusting waste of space just give life a shot youre essentially a fucking baby still. You got all that koney saved up right? Why not go do something great go head out leave all your responsiblities and weste all that money in the most irresponsible ways you can and then at the end of it then you can stop and think about if you still wanna kill yourself. Im telling you ending your life now would be a mistake.

>>724518198
like
why men ?

>>724518198
become an hero newfag

Dude, I can't say I've been in the same position like other anons but you have to have at least one thing that's kept you here for this long. If it mattered to you enough to endure so far then you've got something to live for. Nothing is worse than losing a sibling, OP.

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Hey OP. Do you believe in an afterlife? I don't myself and I get perry anxious thinking about just... not existing anymore... what do you expect out of this? I don't want to make you feel guilty, but at the same time I really don't want you to die... What is triggering the impulse to do it now? Give yourself ten years to think about it. That's what I'm doing.