ITT: We poorly describe a movie >Sneaky people >Nobody

Resident Evil?

>>724508141
fuck you im gonna describe a game
>MotherRussia
>FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE
>Bang bang
>NUKE EM ALL

>>724508303
Ahh Metro 2033

>>724508141
Resident eble

>>724508433
>>724508366
>>724508266
OFFICIAL GET THREAD

>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
7 years later
>aaaaaaaaaaaah

>>724508141
Total Recall

>>724508266
>>724508433
No.

Also, check em

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Thx gois

>>724508141
Shinla lis

>Guy
>Pass baby puzzle
>Saves the world

Easy one

>My feet hurt
>Im scared
>Tfw for king and country
>Why is there a horse here

>>724508141
Timeline?

>>724508764
Endgame or sum, some computer game right?

>>724508950
No computer game

>violent guy with 3 stooges
>do stupid shit
>kill some cunt
>cops
>experimented on
>kills self
>but alive?
>gets shit on
>german composer too

>talk to poster
>run from home
>start band
>satan n shit

>>724509052
Tenacious D

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>>724509045
Fight club?

>he tried protecting his genitals...unfortunately he succeeded

>>724508141
Assassin's creed

,,, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg3PJumqw_c

>>724509045
A clockwork orange

>its night
>for 30 days

>greedy goy
>qualudes

>>724509583
Yes, fuck I thought no one was gonna get it.

>>724509119
full name of movie?

>Guy
>Living life
>Apparently computers make life real
>Black guy
>White guys
>Real guy vs not real guy

>>724510272
Pick of destiny

>professor
>artifacts
>nazis

>>724510302
Westworld?

>>724510302
The matrix

>>724510406
Indiana Jones.

>>724510483
Yes.

>>724510494
Correct

>>724510302
Definitely the matrix

>>724509941
An American Werewolf in London.

>kush
>4chan wants kush
>reddit steals kush
>4chan makes schwarz kil
>cause mod wanted that
>sandniggers help
>mod exposed
>reddit takes kush

>veteran
>cops
>flashbacks
>revenge

>cop
>are you real?
>no
>blam blam
>question humanity

>>724510890
Did he say he'll be back in between?

>>724510860
First Blood.

>>724511012
negative

>driver
>falls in love
>violence
>single again.

>>724510890
Blade runner

>>724511017
Yes

>>724511217
Correct.

>>724511173
Drive

>>724510394
b i n g  o

>>724511268
Correct

>Mask
>Attack family
>Doctor follows
>Not dead at end.

>we gotta figure out the password
>fogured password
>degeated germany
>turns out the movie was about homosexuals in the 40s

>cowboys
>mountain

>>724511470
Friday the 13th or Halloween

>Blue penis

>>724511613
Halloween.

>>724511611
Every cowboy movie

>>724511611
Brokeback Faggots.

>>724511523
The imitation game

>>724511716
Yes

>fuck girl
>run
>what are yuh running from
>fuck another girl
>wew safe

>Distopia
>Fake love
>Synthetic stuff
>People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

>>724511742
Yep

>>724511894
Blade runner

>serbia
>pornactor
>children

>>724512032
A serbian film
Love the baby scene

>>724512108
Correct

It's a movie about screaming in Antartica

>>724511984
Nope.

>>724512155
Sounds like a good movie

>jungle
>special forces
>alien

>>724512298
Predator

>>724512298
Alien.

>>724512391
Yes

>>724510797
Cannabis Kid

>my arms!
>my legs!
>my jaw!
>my eyes!
>least i still have my dick

>animals
>police
>racism is bad

>>724511894
Its the hunger games.

>>724508509
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

>>724512624
Johnny got his gun

>>724512624
6 Million Dollar Man?
Robo-Cop?

>>724512642
The 13th

>>724512720
Yep

>>724512831
Nope

>>724512237
Think I know what movie it is.

>doggo
>Sweeden grenades and opens fire on US base
>trust issues
>lots of fire

Am I close?

>Guy
>Vision
>No don't
>Death

>>724512899
They're not Sweedish Mac, they're Norwegian.

>>724511869
It Follows

>hotel
>mommy isues
>murder

>>724513126
Yepps

>>724513159
Psycho

REE REE REE REE

>>724513037
Knowing?

>>724513196
Yep

>>724512642
Nobody knows?

>>724512642
I'd fuck the rabbit.

Zootopia

>>724513073
The Thing

>>724513293
Final Destination.

>>724513564
Well played.

>they killed my gf
>now i kill them
>with help from a bird

>>724513531
Yep.

> man banished to Australia, the worst hell imaginable 'cuz judge had a stiffy for his wife
> Comes back and meets a lady who tells him his wife is dead
> Vows revenge
> Kills dudes
> Lady bakes the dead people into pies
> guy kills judge
> Man accidentally killed his wife, surprise the lady lied
> guy throws lady in oven
> Guy killed by a little boy

>>724513460
Yes.
I'd fuck it too.

>>724509045
Human Centipede

>>724513700
>>724513700
The crow

Beach boy drives a 55 chevy.

>>724513737
Sweeny todd

>>724510049
Wolf of Wallstreet

>>724508837
Warhorse?

>Retarded fan
>England because it's shit
>Does movie thing
>Woman kills newborn
>The end.

>puts on mask
>beats up crazy clown

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>>724513863

>>724513955
It's a guess but, trainspotting?

>>724514019
Dark Knight.

>extremely bad sequel of good film
>110% lib shit
>jew drives a bus

>>724514187
Yup

>>724514146
Human Centipede 2.

>>724513681
The Crow

>>724513749
Nah, it was The Thing.

>accidentally discover time travel
>do it over til it's perfect

Not a lot of people liked this one, too many timelines to follow and important details were hidden everywhere. I had to watch it twice and then read a breakdown while watching it a third. Fantastic movie.

This is an old 80's flick.

Two fags.
The butler did it.

>betrayal
>anyway how is your sexlife?
> aghah hah.

>>724514340
Yes

>>724514212
Need moar, do the first movie poorly.

alien is a naked girl
baby dies on the beach
drunk Scottish women

>>724514233
Ah ofc.

>>724514543
Species or Splice?

A girl
Girl almost raped
Girl gets vengeance
Guy almost gets away
Guy dies

>>724511611
Buttfuck Mountain

>>724514446
The room

>>724514346
Groundhog day?

>>724514435
>lighting
>doc
>Calvin Klien
>clock
>but you're my mom

>>724514531
>ayy lmao

>>724514639
Hard Candy?

>>724514639
I Spit On Your Grave?

>>724508622
The girl in that ad all the way on the right is quite beautiful in my opinion.

>>724514755
Yes

>>724508303
MGS V: TPP

>>724514830
Independance Day 2

Logan dies at the end

>>724514848
Right

>>724514944
Affirmative

>>724514777
Nah, good guess and chequed trips tho.

Mine was an indie film that came out in 2004

>fluoride is bad
>bombs away

>>724514639
The background story of any Woody Allen movie.

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>Guy gets raped.
>Rapist is on the loose.
>A bunch of people die.
>The rapist gets killed by a woman.
>The third one was a clusterfuck to make and was not even good.
>Nobody remembers the fourth one.

>>724515094
The Alex Jones Show?

>>724509810
Correct.

>>724515080
Primer!

Explosions
Aliens
Cars
Death

>>724515027
Logan.

Kids hiking
Local assholes chased away
Find dead boy
Tell cops via phone call

>>724514543
Under the skin

>>724515094
Dr. Strangelove

>scared of heights
>falls down stairs

>>724515265
Stand by me?

>>724515318
Vertigo?

>>724515312 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

>tfw kidnappers fucked with the wrong guy

>>724508764
Idiocracy

>>724515235
Correct!

>fake cop chases boy on bike down culvert in a convertable
>no hope

>>724515396
Very quick. I thought everybody here was 15.

>>724515427
Taken

>>724515427
No pain, no gain

>Black Man invades house
>Attacks Family
>Multiple Choice's
>He's at your work?

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Three teenagers destroy an 80-year-old man's soul

>>724515507
Terminator 2?

>>724515527
WINRAR

>>724515586
Harry Potter that pic is a giveaway

>>724515515
Nope. ;)

Nigger will throw bees at you if you say his name

>Ricky from Trailer Park Boys holds a lit m80 in his hand

>>724515624
Yep

>spaceship
>shitty robots
>fall

>>724515812
Star wars

>>724515196
>Nobody remembers the fourth one.
quake

>First fatality
>Cars
>Gas station
>Second fatality
>You don't get to mourn
>Suits and hotel
>MANY MANY MANY FATALITIES
>Catharsis

>cowboy
>finds money in desert
>bowl cut guy wants money
> money thrown over fence
> No one finds money

>>724510302
Irobot

>>724515877
no, literally fall. The season.

>>724515937
Call it, friendo.

No Country For Old Men, literally watching it right fucking now. Chigurh is taking the bird shot out of his leg right now.

>Spaceships
>bugs
>citizen vs civilian

>>724515937
No country for old men.

>>724516056
Starship Troopers

>>724516055
Yes

>>724515812
Gravity?

>>724510406
The Last Crusade?

>>724516061
Yes

>>724515729
Candyman?

>>724516091
Yes

Dog's
Evil woman
Dog's win

>>724515812
The Day the Earth Stood Still

>>724516056
Would you like to know more?

>man compulsively buys copies of Catcher in the Rye

mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her

>>724511617
Avatar?

>>724516055
Nice. Great movie, enjoy

>fat guy eats a doughnut, doesn't cut it
>ironic peace button
>fuckable girl shot in end

>>724515703
I realized after I posted that we werent supposed to show the movie we were describing

>Cthulhu and a sandbag clockwork nazi threaten the city

>>724516163
much older, same feeling.

>>724516227
Conspiracy Theory

>>724516227
Don't know that one.

>>724516363
My dream last night

>>724516363
Hellboy

>>724516323
What is that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Full Metal Jacket

>>724516220
no

Sharks flying
People die

>>724516381
2001 a space odyssey?

>>724516389
Correct

>>724516444
Correct and checked.

>>724515427
Home alone?

>>724516546
Sharknado

>>724516453
yes, A jelly doughnut.

>>724516656
Yea

>>724516585
no

>Miners tricked by shady company to transport volatile biological matter back to earth
>backfires
>company doesn't learn from this mistake for three movies, two crossovers and a ton of comics

>scuba diving in a pool
>plastics
>ruins a wedding

>Nigger on a plane

>>724516862
Alien

>>724511333
dubs trips check!

>>724516725
It's not star trek is it?

Grandparents
Kids
Not really grandparents

>>724516862
Alien

>>724508509
cast away?

>>724516919
Perhaps too obscure of a movie. 1972, Silent Running.

>>724516917
>>724516944
Correct

>Govt. throws people into an ever changing puzzle with lethal consequences because science

>be Italian
>date shy girl
>take on the champ

>>724517212
Hellraiser?

>giant robots
>that's it

>>724517212
Cube?

>>724517263
Rocky

>>724516195
yes

>needles
>everyone is a cunt
>dead baby
>OH SHIT BABY'S ALIVE!
>but not really
>fag moustache
>died from sniffing shit
>Obi Wan Kenobi

Should be easy.

>>724517454
Yes

>>724517384
Pacific Rim.

>>724517263
Rocky

>>724517468
Trainspotting.

>>724515907
nope

>>724517559
Spot on.

>>724517394
Correct, but specifically Hypercube.

>>724517468
Trainspotting. Not sure if I'm excited for TS2 after SLCPunk2 was such a letdown.

>>724517529
yup

>>724511617
Watchmen

>bats
>the salmon is bad
>too much grapefruit
>Barbra Streisand painting

>if mad max took place on an ocean
>drink piss

Another easy one.

>man quits job after finding God
>best friend and partner dies later that day

>be drunk guy
>move to new country
>captured by locals
>like them love them fight for them
>leave country not drunk anymore.

>>724517869
Waterworld. Gotta keep an eye out for that icky fish man.

>>724517869
Water World

>>724511617
The Watchmen

>>724517950
Correct.
>>724517979
GG.

>>724517620
Didn't know they were making a second one. Neat.

>>724517869
water world

>>724514780
Back to the Future

>>724518058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGdiACWiMAM

They sure are.

>>724517910
I think i know this one, just can't remember the title...

>>724514780
Back to the future.

>>724515265
Mud?

>>724512399
You are re-fucking-tarded

>have a glass of milk
>ultraviolence
>655321
>reformed

>Short people
>Wear jewelry
>other small dude wants jewelry
>dies getting jewelry
>the end

>>724518219
inglorious bastards

>>724516866
The Graduate

>>724518219
A Clockwork Orange

>>724508141
IT'S GHOST DAD ISN'T IT.

>>724518276
lord of the rings

>>724508266
>>724508366
>>724508433
>>724508622
>>724510477
>>724511333
>>724511611
>>724511677
>>724511833
>>724512155
>>724512399
>>724512899
>>724513700
>>724513955
>>724514222
>>724514233
>>724514499
>>724514755
>>724514777
>>724514866
>>724514922
>>724514944
>>724515311
>>724515344
>>724515877
>>724516055
>>724516444
>>724516866
>>724516944
>>724517122
>>724518166
>>724518311

and a get thread it is >>724508475

>>724518219
Clockwork Orange

>>724518353
Yes

>>724515396
>>724515318
But here's the real question, was she pushed, or did she fall?

>>724518343
yes
>>724518301
no

>>724518219
Clockwork Orange

>Knockoff Harrison Ford is captain now
>Turns out the spaceship crashed a long time ago
>Sleeping next to reactor can lead to defects

>>724518311
yes

>arrested before crime happeneds

>>724514639
Learn how to fucking greentext, newfag

>hotel
>black guy is the only one that dies besides the bad guy.

>>724518512
planet of the apes

>>724518571
Minority Report

>360noscope headshots the entire film

>>724518571
clockwork orange

>>724518677
Nein

>>724518614
Hotel Rwanda?

Tit

>>724518716
That fucking curving the bullet movie?

>> 1974
>> newly engaged couple
>> faggot, hunchback, maid, monster & a cripple
>> wtffloorshow.exe
>> aliens
>> Saturday Nights

>>724518809
Good guess but no.

>>724518687
yes
>>724518727
no

>>724518844
No but I guess that works as well

>>724518887
rocky horror?

>>724515027
Fucking Kek

>>724518887
Are you waiting in antici-pation for a correct response?

>>724518997
Ding ding ding! We have a weiner.

> tom cruise
> lots of ice

>fuck this 12 year old is hot
>fuck mom to try to get that young ass
>creepy cock blocker ruins it

>death eater reunion
>smelly city
>pies

>>724518809
The bad guy freezes to death.

>Kinda based on a book and real life
>suddenly protagonist fucks a twink
>typewriters are weird
>at least two things wrong with the title
>what the fuck did i just watched

>bread thief
>steals priest's silver
>all is forgiven
>obsessive twat comes after him
>fuck off, I have a loli now
>Shit gets crazy
>people want muh freedoms
>obsessive twat comes back
>dude seriously fuck off
>Cannons and baracades
>kid gets killed
>obsessive twat gets caught
>bread thief lets twat go
>twat an hero's.

Yet another easy mode.

>>724515027
Good. I wish the superhero craze would too.

>>724519087
Ice age 2
Easy one

>girls have band
>boys show up at work
>death by sausage
>sausage is nazi
>canada is weird

>>724515586
>newfag detected

>dad died
>go to school
>bang hot chicks
>get promoted

>>724513159
ITS A MOTEL REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724519114
literally any Harry Potter movie.

>>724519142
Le Miserables

>>724519128
The Shining

>>724519128
The Shining

>>724519338
Winrar.

These threads always make me miss when /b/tards would stream movies and shows and just bullshit in the chats

>>724519114
sweeny tod

>>724519111
Lolita ?

>>724519199
Wrong

>>724519336
Nope

>>724519411
and they said /b/ was never good

>>724519427
Ye

>>724513935
Yes

>be 29
>fuck last day
>carrousel
>Ice monster robot
>sanctuary

>>724519087
Ice age 1?

>> heavy metal band
>> member leaves
>> psychotherapy

>>724519434
yes

>>724519142
Les misearables?

>convenience store
>drugs
>outside of convenience store
>funeral
>on top of convenience store
>fight
>close of convenience store

>>724519495
/b/ was great from 04-08ish and not in the edgelord oldfag hauty toity bullshit kinda way. I see other 30/yo's on here that remember the old days and I feel a weird connection like we kinda grew up together.

>briefcase
>two hitmen

>>724519760
Clerks

>>724519675
fuck that movie. but its Some Kind Of Monster

>>724519760
Clerks

>>724519139
Naked lunch

>>724519823
Pulp Fiction

It's what I was going for with >>724517892

>>724519823
Pulp Fiction

>>724519762
that was when i started. took 3 years off and came back to this. although i do like these types of threads.

>>724519621
Logans run

Football
Vietnam
Shrimps

>boat flips
>got to get to the top
>old bitch drowns

>>724519990
Poseidon?

>>724519654
There ya go

>>724519906
>>724519895
Winrars, but too easy.

>>724519956
Forest Gump.

Here's another one:

>giant dome
>family tries to save town

>>724519870

yep

>>724519953
Yes.

>>724519956
Forest Gump

>>724520061
Fucking 33 seconds.

>>724520141
Simpsons the movie