/b/ What's your guys' best fighting advice? I want

tip out his bud light and he will cry like leetle girl

Grab him by the pussy,

>>724503903
Two words:
Krav Maga

>>724503903
Let them swing the first swing. And when they do they will be way over zealous with it most the time allowing you to easily dodge it. After that grab them by the waist and slam them on the ground. Then you can rape them.

>>724503903
Stab him

>>724503903
shoot him

Watch some Bas Ruten vids on YouTube.. He's really good

>>724503903
Aim for nose, eyes, throat, groin, ribs, solar plexus, gut, rear of thigh hurts if you can hit it. Throw elbows. Keep up your guard and strike with the opposite side that he is striking so you keep your guard up and get hits in. Body shots are commonly overlooked but can be extremely effective if you know where to hit and are stronger than the average 12 year old. Good luck OP hopefully you find this advice to be useful to some extent. Also hammer fists are good too.

>>724503903
Try grabbing his dick

Aim for the nose. Could potentially break it, and distort vision, allowing you to do basically anything you want.

>>724504530
Like grab his dick?

don't bring any weapon he can take from you.
You'll probably pussy out and he'll use it against you.
Best thing to do is have someone shoot it from an angle where you win in court.

>>724504231
That went a different way than I thought it was going to

>>724503903
git gud

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You're going to get your ass kicked if you're asking /b/ for fucking fighting advice.

If you want to psychologically traumuatise him though, do what I used to do when I was in my 20's. Guaranteed to freak people the fuck out every single time;
>Try and bite off his nose, ear, or any other body part you can latch your teeth onto like a dog. If he's fat, you might even be able to bite a hole through his cheek.
>When you first bite down, it's pretty difficult, but as soon as your canines sink in, use your jaw to lock down as tight as is humanly possible, and fucking do not let go.
>He will panic, he will scream, he will cry, but don't let go.
>While you're locked on, if possible, also grab his hair and yank him around as much as you can to try and tear off whatever it is you've latched on to.

The blood will taste fucking gross, but trust me, if you want to leave a lasting impression, that's the way to do it my man.

Good luck, OP

>>724503903
You sound like a Antifa cunt. kys fag.

you have to imagine that their whole head isn't there and that there is a target floating right behind it. That is what you are trying to hit. That keeps you from pulling your punches. You can take someones head off like that.

>>724504374
1. No fight is a won fight
2. If you fight you could kill him
3. Always think enemy has an weapon
4. If you fight, attack first
5. Dont stop attacking until he cant defending
6. Best combo should be liver, throat, flanks, wars
7. Dont fucking fight if you dont need. Every fight can kill you or can kill
8. If you have an conflict stay calm and dont swear or threat. Say clear with loud voice what he should do.
9. Dont fucking turn hin the back
10. Winning a fight isnt always a win. If he wants revenge he will fuck you up (buddies, weapons, toxic, ...)

>>724504374
>Aim for the rear

If you punch a guy in the ass, no one will think you won even if you win

>>724504861
OP this is good
This would traumatize me.

>>724503903
Real life isn't like naruto so don't try any fancy bull shit. If you want to hurt him just go for tender areas like the nose, neck, knees, and balls. Knowing a few holds is helpful too. And try not to use a weapon because if you lose it they'll probably use it on you.

>>724504872
Fuck off. Antifa is fucking trash.

I'd aim for the fingers. They're extremely easy to break if you can isolate one and bend it back, and that's likely to stop most people in their tracks.

>>724504530
> Aim for nose
Yeahr and if you hit too hard the nose bone goes straight into his brain and he ist dead

>>724505012
Keked pretty hard tbh

look up master wong on youtube.

>>724504374
This, minus hammer fists - good way to get an arm grabbed. Also: Ears can be torn off easily, just grab at the top and yank down (like, down to his ankles) as hard as you damn well can. Shins can be broken easily, stomp down on one at a 45 degree angle from above. Finger + inner corner of the eye = good way to get your finger around said eye. Pull out. Blindness and shock and agony ensue. The nose, though - that's the big one. Bash the nose in with an elbow and you've got pain, tears, and disorientation.

honestly, a self defense class or play fight with a buddy. no matter how many videos you watch, it's different when it's going down with a actual person.

>>724503903
Running is the definitive technique.

>>724505129
>nose bone

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>>724503903
Use crane technique
If do right, no can denfese

>>724504374
Thanks

>>724505003
Fag

>>724503903
2.000.000 volt shocker is my advice.

Also, don't get into a fight.

Bring a gun to a fist fight.

>>724504861
>>724504861
Best advice in this thread op. Either do this or get naked and try to hug him. This has worked for me before.

>>724505358
Bring a fork to a gun fight

>>724505214
Hammer fists are good for when you're on top of someone and pounding them in the face.

>>724505410
I love pounding guys in the face

>>724503903
I only know 1 move.
When you punch, aim for like 1 foot directly behind the face.

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>>724504861
you are a true god amongst men

>>724505234
OS nasale

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>>724505003

Bite his or her's fucking ear off

1. Don't start fights
2. Avoid low-income parts of town
3. Be aware of your surroundings at all times
4. Shoot center mass when all else fails

>>724503903
>get a cc license
>carry a knife, pepper spray, or some other form of less than lethal defense
>avoid conflicts at all costs
>attack weak areas
>if attacker is persistent, use firearm.

if someone is trying to harm you, at the end of the day the important thing is you get to go home at night. (well, not literally cause right or wrong youll be in jail for atleast a night.)

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>>724505003
this is just a fucking mess

>>724504861
enjoy the aids.

>>724504861
Way to have nobody talking to you in town except that edgy neonazi guy at the mall, also enjoy your jail time.

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>>724505454

>>724505615
also, always, always, always, ALWAYS remember... you WERE NOT TRYING TO KILL WHOMEVER IS ATTACKING YOU. You used whatever force was necessary to stop this person from the actions they were committing, should they happen to die, it is an unforeseen circumstance.

>>724503903
punch him in the neck

>>724505311
Sure. You think its nice to fight until someone stabs you or you beat up someone up who is a bit crazy which kills you after he comes out of hospital.

Nowadays killing isnt about fighting anymore. Its just about if its worth to you. Shooting someone in the head or hitting him with a car can even a child

>>724503903
Anyone who knows anything about fighting knows you're not going to remember a single fucking thing we tell you as soon as you get within 20 feet of this guy. Your adrenaline will take over your body and you'll either want to run away or just throw down. The only difference between you and a fighter is that a fighter has been training those things for a long time, so his brain automatically does whatever he's trained.

>>724505668
>jail time
he'd be going to jail for fighting either way so he should at least do something cool and unusual

>>724505615
>knife
>less than letal

Ahah what has your country come to,
Place I don't want to set a foot in :
Brazil
malaysia
Thailand
the fucking US

You're just all mad.

This was funnier than a YLYL thread.

>Psychological hacks

Kek

>>724504231
you do realize some rednecks are really good at fighting and like to do it.. OP willget his ass stomped if he listens to you.

>>724505012
Ass punches of sweet justice video:
https://www.snotr.com/video/12351/Store_owner_pepper_sprays_thief

>>724505578
You would wonder how many ppl carry an knife, including me. And if someone wants to use the knife he won't show it to you like a edgelord. He will play cool, stab you 5 times in the gut and run away

blast him with a water pistol

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>>724505929
yeah... sure sure

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>>724503903
The best thing you can do is to get good at fighting.

Since you're probably going to fight this person soon, you'll need a crash course of the basics.

You should know how to strike, and you should also know how to grapple.

When in kicking range, your opponent can't punch you.
Most people punch, and most people who don't know how to fight, punch.
Your legs are your longest weapon.
If your opponent gets in range, keep him away with kicks.
Kick to the knee, kick to the hip, kick to the lower abdomen at the highest, since you're not skilled.
This will wear your opponent down, and it might even knock the wind out of him.
It's possible that you can just keep kicking your opponent until he gets too tired to fight effectively, you injure his ligaments too much for him to stand, or you TKO him.

Unless you're a conditioned karate fighter, you risk breaking your hands by punching the head.
In early UFC, a lot of people broke their hands because of the lack of gloves; that's trained and skilled fighters that are more conditioned than the non-fighter population.
If you have to punch the head, aim for the jaw, temple, and nose.

If he gets in punching range, throw a quick jab-cross combo, and then create distance and get back into kicking range.
Don't make yourself predictable, and try to avoid punching range.
Sometimes, just throw the jab, other times, just throw the cross.
Sometimes, throw a jab-cross-jab.

If you've effectively kept your opponent at bay with kicks, it's likely that you may be predicable at this point, and you should mix it up by throwing kick feints and kick fakes.

If he gets closer than punching range, you should clinch and throw knees and elbows.

If you're lucky, you might find an opportunity to use a takedown on your opponent.

If you end up on your back, but you should avoid ground fighting, put your opponent into a closed guard, and hold him close so he can't beat the shit out of you.
Try to sweep.

throw ‎VX neuroagent to his face.

>>724506086
Exactly

> be me alpha/beta never start fights but finish them
>my little Manlet 5'9" 165 pound friends always starting fights in bars
> come get me to go outside the bars and finish them
>this was 20 years ago but I did
>not that it was fair they were always drunk as fuck and about 6 foot and fat
> me 6' 3" and 235 with an 8 pack yes that ripped
> usually beta but let them throw their rage I was only slightly buzzed
>once they struck I crushed them every time sometime 2 of of them and one of me.
> not gonna lie I suffered major damage sometimes
>I was not the guy to fight at the bar

>>724505610
Also you can avoid 95% of fights by behavior. Behave self-conscious, hold eye contact for some seconds, take space in room, but dont behave provocative.

>>724503903
I've been in a lot of fights and the one thing nobody seems to have a defense for is catching their punch in your hand and then countering them with your other hand before they have a chance to pull free.

I feel stupid even saying it, but for some reason this really seems to confuse the fuck outta people.

Also try to get them in close, ball your fist up as tight as you can and hit them as hard as you can with a hook right on the chin. I mean, really get your shoulder into it and don't try to just hit them. Try to punch right tf through their face.

>>724505983
lol look at the cucked eurofag getting raped by muslims and is expected to take it.

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>>724503903
>>724506216

If your opponent is on the ground, kick and stomp the shit out of him.

Jab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4arhzIq3ei0

Cross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J9Dmy4lc9o

knee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGj96ARiYo

Kicking requires a little more skill, generally speaking.

Since you're claiming to not know how to fight, keep your kicks low.

Front Push Kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckpj7O0Et28

clinch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUlHxXC6t1I

Grappling takes some getting used to.

Double Leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYR63ZsbI4

guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxD5kdOkk0

sweeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHs1ftjayUw

>>724505983
a knife can be just a lethal or non lethal as a handgun. my job is to deter you and to stop you from harming me. if slicing your arm or shooting you in the leg is enough to do that then so be it. A weapon is only as dangerous as the person wielding it.

>>724504357
/thread

>>724506532
>if slicing your arm or shooting you in the leg is enough to do that then so be it. A weapon is only as dangerous as the person wielding it.

you don't know self defense law then.

if you use a weapon, make sure you have to kill the person. otherwise the court will say "you used lethal force, but you used it to wound? you must not have felt threatened enough to use lethal force."

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>>724505243
Not true, crane is easily countered by hamster style.

>>724503903
>>724506216
>>724506497

Now, generally speaking, to give you a little bit of a psychological edge, you should portray confidence, but you should also avoid showing that you're lying, and you should avoid showing that you're delusional.

Don't lie, and don't make it seem like you're overestimating yourself.

>>724503903
old school streetfighter here, lost as many fights as i've won, time for some real shit:

-no grapple

stay the fuck away from the cunt. if they rush you MOVE THE FUCK AWAY. don't ever let some fuck grab you, that's when a fight turns into a roll of the dice. you end up on the ground getting kneed and elbow'd everywhich way from fucking Sunday, can't see shit and maybe he'll give up before you. once there's a grapple all your skill is out the fucking window.

-no rules

rules are for faggots. you see a chance to kick the earth through his nuts into the stratosphere then FUCKING DO IT. no cunt fights with rules, they'll say so, they'll even try enforce them like if you go for the nuts they'll start yelling 'oi you pussy fight like a man!', yeah well the man is the one left fucking standing nigger. bite a cunt, pull their hair, shove your fist in a motherfuckers mouth(that is a fight ender, no cunt can continue to function with a fist in the thrpoat, most cunts just stop dumbfounded), scream, spit, go fucking crazy, puch a cunt when their down, trip them up, at the end of the day fuck that cunt.

-hit behind their stomach

ask any cunt that's actually been in a fight how many fucking throws they actually landed, most of them miss completely, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY HIT A CUNTS HEAD. who do you think you are, Jen Cluade Van Fucking Damme? you got training? no? then what the fuck makes you think you can hit some cunts head when IT'S FUCKING MOVING. you gotta aim for BEHIND the cunts stomach. body blows cause way more damage than headshots 9 times outta 10. unless you're lucky, and yes LUCKY not SKILLED, enough to hit someones head then you'll miss, get grappled and end up with your head kicked in bleeding in the gutter. stomach, kidneys, throat, anything that's a big enough target that you can aim to punch THROUGH the cunt and you're golden gloves champ.

>>724504861
/thread niggers

>>724503903
Bring 2 rolls of quarters OP, wrap them in your fists and aim for the bottom middle of his jaw. Shit'll shake his brain and give you enough time to take him to the ground, get a few licks in the temple and finish on the underneath the nose

>>724503903
Undo your pants and fuck his tight virgin asshole, after you cum give him a reach around and call him a queer

there is a point in between the bottom of the neck and jawbone, hit there while choking him with your thumbs and he will be down.

One of the best things you can do in a fight is some good wrestling shots preferably double legs go to kolats YouTube channel to learn right

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>>724506497

>>724504501
He say fighting not wrestling

here you go op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZizx4ohImc

>>724503903
It's a game of wits.For whatever "genius plan" you come up with,expect a counter.
A lot of people carry pepper spray,clubs,knives etc. thinking the other guy will be unarmed.
It's good to carry shit like pepperspray just in case,but don't think the other asshole won't have one as well.

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>>724507117

>>724505983
That's an odd list, explain pls

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>>724507179

If you go in a fight make sure you go ALL IN. Be prepared to crack someone over the head with a bottle if need be. Don't stop until he's out cold. Have the mentality of laughing out the memory in a jail cell. Take some advice from Mobb Deep:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps

>>724504143
fucking gay Thai boxing and Kung FU

>>724506497
THAT shouldn't be called a roundhouse. If it is, it's really weak and bad form. You don't lead with your foot like that.

>>724507229
Places I heard/saw the most violent culture/crime in
Not saying there no other places but for now they come on the top of my list

I'm obviously excluding warzones and stuffs

>>724507541
>it's really weak and bad form.
>It's different so it's bad and wrong.

>>724507592
Where you from?

Buy a gun

>>724503903
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face...Mike Tyson

>>724507884
Why do you need to know, to find what's wrong with my country ? I don't need your help for that, and I'm not the one post a thread about fighting and knocking someone out.

>>724503903
Don't. Whatever this is about, its probably not worth a public fight if you're not experienced enough to be confident you'll win it without advice from 4chan.

If he's going to jump you out of the blue, your best bet is to carry a weapon in order to defend yourself. If you're unable to do that, your goal shouldn't be to "make him suffer as much as possible" or even to look good. Your goal is to escape intact.

If you're protecting your life and you are unarmed, untrained, and inexperienced your best bet is to be scarier. That means taking the fight to the ground, trying to get your fingers in eye sockets, and biting his face.

Lots of guys want to fight, but most people aren't down for having their face eaten.

>>724506833
I am the bar fighter from above grappling is key no rules apply eye gouging knees to the face and choking is how you win. You don't know shit. Manlet detected

My advice is that if you need to ask how best to win at a fight, to avoid said fight. Beta faggot.

>>724508652
Grappling is key if you can grapple. OP is asking on /b/, it's either b8 or OP can't grapple. That anon knows what he's talking about.

>>724506497
Huge thanks

>>724506833
Thanks man.

>>724503903
If you really want to be a good fighter, you need to practice getting punched in the face and stomach until you don't freak out anymore. Trust me, if you can take five or six good punches to the face and keep coming that's 90% of fighting right there. The rest is just kicking the other guy in the nuts repeatedly.

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>>724503903
When you make a fist, your thumb goes on the outside. If you wrap your fingers around your thumb and punch something, you will break them. Also keep your wrist straight. Half of fighting is in your head. You need to focus all of your hate and rage on that person. Mentally prepare yourself. That motherfucker is responsible for all of the bad things in this world. They are everything you hate, and you're going to kick their shit in. Unleash your inner tard rage. Punch, kick, scratch, and bite them until you have them on the ground, then just beat their face until they pass out. You are alpha and omega. You own their soul. Have no mercy either. Keep hitting them no matter what. If they start to win, you can never give up. Always push them off and stand back up. Tear at their flesh with your teeth. Never allow them to walk away without suffering some kind of injury. Your goal is to make them hurt.

>>724508827
Thats going to depend on the size differential. Years ago when I was bouncing we had a guy on our staff who the manager had hired on size alone. Dude was 6'5", 500 pounds, and got winded walking from his stool at the door to the employee bathroom. We're talking about a guy who broke a sweat sitting in the cold. Only fight this motherfucker had ever been in was with diabetes.

So I'm stuck on shift with this guy and one other bouncer. I park big man at the door. He radios that a big group came in, seemed like someone with a bunch of hangers-on. The guys looked like trouble, but they were spending money. Sure enough, 1am rolls around and I'm having to break up a fight between this asshole's friends and some group of guys who did who the fuck cares what. We push the random guys out the door, next thing I know everyone is outside throwing hands in the street. My manager is screaming rape about needing to break it all up.

So me, big boy, and the other bouncer go out and start separating people. The "important" guy with all the friends stepped up on big boy. He had footwork, he was fast, big boy horse collared him and lost his balance. They both went to the ground. Footwork and speed stopped mattering when he had 500 pounds of diabetes and hands the size of rotisserie chickens mashing his face into the ground.

I found out from the cops that the dude with footwork was well-known middleweight. Guy fought for a living but he lost a fight to someone who needed a rag on a stick to clean between the folds because weight is weight.

>>724506216
What if your legs are just really unflexible? I'm pretty athletic but icant raise my legs for shit.

tongue them before you hit them

>>724507146
So the point is killing...
Rightn that seems sane

>>724510347
If you're not in a situation where you're ok with possibly killing someone you shouldn't be fighting.

Mix 1 cup motor oil, 5 cups gasoline and half a bar's worth of soap shavings. Make sure you mix in a bottle, put gas soaked rag in as a cork with some hanging loose. Burn the dangling end and throw at opponent.

>>724510221
>What if your legs are just really unflexible?
You should always warm up and do light stretching before physical activity, including fighting.
If you're really inflexible, the stretching should be really light.

It's good athletic practice to stretch.

Also, that's why you keep your kicks low.

Anyways, if you don't already know

You should always warm up before exercising.
Light and slow movements to warm up muscles and joints, gradually increasing in speed and lightness.
After being warmed up, you should do dynamics stretching.
After dynamic stretching you can exercise.
It's also good to periodically do some dynamic stretching during exercising.
After exercising, static stretching should be done.
If you want, you can do dynamics stretching before your static stretching.

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>>724503903
git gud

«I want to learn how to fight by reading forums»

Faggot.

Go in martial art sport, move your sissy ass.

>>724506833
>no grapple
unless, of course, you took wrestling or MMA, then you know how to grapple..............
>no rules
truth
>hit behind the stomach
bro you coulda just said "go for body blows, always punch through the mother fucker, target is behind him"

>>724510115
True my /b/ fag a guy I work with is 6'10" and 425. We are old now (40+) we were at a bar and a 5'10" "black belt" in his 20's started doing all these moves and came at my co worker. He did get one ineffective kick in an then my 6'10" coworker literally picked him up and threw him through a windshield of a car. Not cracking the windshield, he landed in the front seat.

>>724509089
don't listen to this retard

Don't get hit

Easy: don't. Anger is always a failure. If you have to defend yourself, shoot the person. Kill them and move on.

>>724503903
Rush B, take bomb

>Plant A

>Success

>>724510115
experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted

>>724510115
that makes no sense how did he lose to someone you describe as being heavyweight as fuck in a middleweight bout? How did he suddenly become 500 pounds of rotisserie smasher?

>>724503903
Learn American Kenpo

>>724511669
Doesn't work on nuke

>>724511325
Nigga, I didn't ask you

>>724510115
Damn

>>724509664
I love it. Thanks.

Gouge his eyes out with your thumbs right away. Sets the precedent for the rest of the fight which won't last much longer.

>>724510221
>t.lineman

>>724503903

Movies and suggestions on how to fight and where to hit him.. YOU GONNA LOSE.

Cop here, I work out I run, etc. But when it came to fighting that was not my thing, I thought it was because well I got about 20 minutes of teaching in BLET about it.... You can watch all the videos you want all the technique etc. But until you get in there take some classess and learn what the fuck that person is actually doing you will never learn to fight.

I have been taking MMA classes for about a year now and can finally hold my own with the other guys in class. The guys I train with are a mix of Jiu Jitsu, kick boxing, and muay thai.

if you want a general defend yourself stuff take some kick boxing classes and transition into some grappling.

Swell his eyes shut, by hitting with a slight glancing blow to the outer corner of the eye. Do it enough times and he won't be able to see

>>724512382
I tell you the fact. Deal with it, faggot.

Take your dick out and start jerking off, butt naked. Nobody will want to touch a dude touching himself.

look up nerve clusters there's one on the back upperside of your armpit hit and it will cause immense pain also steel toe boots to the shin/knee never goes wrong

>>724512382

actually.... you did....

>>724513336
Or just shove your thumbs in his eyes and pop them. They aren't any stronger than a hard boiled egg.

>>724513510
This
Cum on his face, the submissiveness will emerge in his psyche when he realizes that you are the alpha male

>>724513719
after a person's been dead for a minute or so, maybe...
but ya eyeballs are a wee bit tougher than egger wegs

>>724513741
This
Then approach and rape him. You will seem dominent, and scare off any other potential contenders.

>>724514032
Nah. If you can puncture through a hard boiled egg, you can burst an eye.

>>724507279
Uh, bottles usually don't work that well. I was a bouncer for years and most beer bottles shatter and maybe cut the person and give them a mediocre lump. You wanna intimidate people though, bust the beer bottle over your own head. I had a dude hit me with a Mich Golden Light bottle once, like the thinnest glass bottle available. It busted like nothing so I took mine and smashed it over my own head and said "you think you're fuckin funny huh" Dude nearly pissed himself trying to back away.

>>724513535
I only asked for advice about fighting from the board. Not where to go to get help. I don't have money for that.

>>724513457
I didn't ask for where to go. I need advice now, you dumbshit. Not where to get it.