Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724441680
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here.
>>724448967
That's what I get minus rent.
Also 40 squidwards on food is not really that uncommon here. You just need to fool your hunger by drinking a lot of water and not making unnecessary purchases. I have some degree of discipline in regards to that.
>>724449115
If I were a hooker, I certainly wouldn't be cheap.
Claiming best girl
is it better now?
>claiming
>>724449549
Yeah, I know the bird taxi.
I missed one door, didn't come back to that place before I had scoured EVERYWHERE else.
Boss wasn't too bad, died twice, once because I forgot I had equipped another weapon and became the Michelin man.
The bonfire with a dead end really fucked me up.
>>724449775
Well I guess a top notch computer IS more important than a balanced diet.
But if you want both maybe consider this whole cheap hooker idea. Do it twice a week for 10 squiddelies each and triple the amount of money you have left each month.
Claimed son
Brb in 20 mintues
Can one be drained yet reinvigorated at the same time?
>>724450233
Yes.
>>724450282
Well thats how i feel right now
>>724449775
Don't worry, doll. I love spending money and I love to lavish ;)
>>724450163
You're still alive?
Claim
>>724450349
>>724450233
HHHEEELLLLLLOOO LIARA.
>>724450711
get on discord -_-
>>724450942
Ok
>>724450715
>space nigger
kek/10
>>724450652
I thought you were taking a nap
>>724451364
that was like, an hour ago
>>724450077
Is it possible to be a paid escort, but like not actually do sexual favours? You know just chill about and occasionally cuddle.
>>724450560
Is that an offer?
In which case, refer to the above response.
>>724451457
Has it already been that long?
>>724451237
this one
>>724451492
yes
plus I nap short because short naps are best nap
scientifically
>>724451533
What about it
Back to not being a heretic.
>>724451613
Once a heretic always a heretic.
>>724451483
That's called a jiggalo.
A male more-literal-escort who's paid by usually older, wealthy women to literally escort them out on evening occasions such as dinner, benefits, art galas etc.
>>724451613
You switched?
>>724451483
What would they pay you for then?
Answer is no, unless you get some really creepy weirdo who'll probably murder you and wear your skin.
Also I did the math and you probably wanna raise the price to 12 squiddos per run to make up for the ice cream you'll eat in the shower afterwards.
>>724451613
>>724451709
Trust him, he knows all about heresy.
>>724450715
>hey
>>724451709
Thia statement is false
>>724451709
>Said the heretic
Ehh i never switched waifus anyways
>>724451750
Nope. Just spend a thread posting random waifus.
>>724451792
Aha
Would've been ironic to see an elistist commit heresy :^)
>>724451857
>Tfw 3d wife dyed her hair pink
>>724451571
Oh. RIP time
Any nap is worst nap and should only be taken in extreme circumstances
>>724451713
That's spelled with 'G', I'm pretty sure.
No interest in women, so I'll pass.
>>724451764
Vanilla flavored?
I don't underestimate the influence loneliness has on people, I think they'd be willing to pay 20 squigglies a night, for a night of watching netflix together and pretending to be friends while drinking coffee.
>>724452131
Naps are good
>>724452131
nah nibba
if I have nothing to do now but something to do later and I am feeling a bit tired it's better to nap now instead of wait and do nothing and pass out when I have something to do
>>724452188
That's just like, your opinion dude
>>724452350
But, I never have anything to do :thinking:
Going until you pass out is the only way to do it tbh
>>724450652
yes indeed. How have you been?
>>724451571
Whenever I take a short nap I just feel tired after
>>724452478
no but now I have even less to do since I don't like gaming alone
>>724452487
Been awhile
You're Dutch Seras right?
>>724451777
I give ya beef, but I love Tali. Liara was honestly more attractive in the first game, she was missing from the second, and by the time the 3rd game came along something about her just seemed off.
Ashley is a shitfaced, turd eating, rotten cum dumpster. I killed her the first chance I got at the end of at the first game, I just wish I had the chance sooner.
I can't stand Miranda, she's an insufferable cunt. That's all.
Kasumi Goto needed a romance option.
Samara is god-tier waifu material.
EDI is just there for the big tits and round ass.
>>724452148
Yeah, two totally different annotation. The one I used refers to a pimp while Gigolo accurately matches what I described.
Are you a Are you M4M or G4M?
>>724452148
You get to chose the flavor!
There are probably some who would pay for that, but these would really be the lowest and most disgusting people imaginable. There's gonna be a reason why they got no one to be around, and you'll be forced in there for a whole night.
Furthermore as you're basically selling pretend friendship they'll start getting needy, stalk you and shit. Much better to keep it professional.
Also it might be best to do discount succ for 6sq/ea, with a ice cream season every third time. The further 33 pence you safe each turn are for mints.
It adds up to 5 squiddles net profit for about 5 mins of work, additional benefits being no pain in your rectum, no emotional connection to the customers and less risk of stds.
>>724452478
Naps are good: scientific fact
>>724452576
Tali is a good girl. I also like jack because her shit was fucked up.
>>724452566
That one yeah, has anyone claimed Seras besides me btw?
>>724452725
nein, du Schwuchtel. Hör auf zu fragen
>>724452845
Dutch is not German my friend, nor do I know german
>>724452725
I don't think so, though I rarely post anymore
How have you been my dude?
except very elite ofcourse
>>724452701
Too bad she wasn't available in ME3.
She was pretty hot.
>>724452953
Um she shes available in all 3 m8. You just couldn't screw her in 1.
>>724452949
I've been doing great, working out and stuff.
>>724452942
Nee, je flikker. stop met vragen
>>724453126U
owo what's this?
>>724452678
You've looked into this even more than me it seems.
You're right, it would probably attract a bad audience.
I can already picture myself sucking two dudes off behind a bar. Probably better than dumpster diving too.
>>724452576
G4M? I know what M4M means. But the second one?
Not right now, in a bit of a pitch economically. We'll see how things look in half a decade.
>>724452566
I always game alone .-.
>>724453073
I'm talking about Jack, m8.
But yeah, Tali is a hot piece of ass.
When you're introduced to her she's poor and helpless, in need of a dashing young knights mercy. And then once she's in your arms and on your ship...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvz_g5bnFc
>>724453297
Girl for man, man for girl.
Which way do you roll?
>>724453297
Actually, make it 7sq/ea. The extra quid is your your pimp.
Oh, and I'm your pimp now.
>can already picture myself sucking two dudes off behind a bar
Is that a pleasant picture for you?
>>724453119
Legit
>>724453328
Loner, I still love you though
>>724453571
Do you, do you really?
This is it, it's time for me to leave threads forever
>>724453646
kden
>>724453344
>Tfw no jack/tali 3some option
>>724453522
>>724453297
That answers a lot.
>>724453186
Angeru claimed.
>>724454004
>^_^
I love you when yourr angry
>>724454161
>>724453522
Quite a pleasant one, the money's just gravy at that point.
You're the good pimp or the bad pimp type? I mean, the kind that beats his employees everyday, or the one that beats his employees every other day?
>>724453394
You mean, Man for Man. And yeah, I am that.
>>724454248
Wait a second this thread isn't new.
>>724454165
>>724453911
Top - Samara/Kasumi/Tali/EDI
Mid - Liara/Jack
Low - Mirana, Ashley
>>724453975
Hey there, fellow, wanna get your urges taken care for you? Only 7 squids.
>>724454324
>money's just gravy
Okay then, I'll take 3 squiddelis off every purchase.
>pimp type
I'll be the the best pimp you ever had!
I will only beat you every other day, not in the face you're selling, and I'll say 'why do you make me do this?' while doing so.
>>724453911
Top - Samara/Kasumi/Tali/EDI
Mid - Liara/Jack
Low - Mirana, Ashley
>>724454324
Oh, so you're all about the dong on dong?
>>724454677
>>724454778
How the fuck did that happen?
>>724454677
>>724454778
What about traynor and kelly?
>>724454543
I love you
>>724454872
They're both mid tier.
Traynor slightly higher then Kelly.
here
>>724454872
gross
pass
>Yuiko
>>724454972
Dat les
>>724455079
bian shower scene tho
>>724455079
You cant pass what is forced up on you
>>724454872
>>724455155
Kelly might actually be low tier.
>>724455026
he doing the tomoko thing
nice
>>724454386
>>724455280
Nice husbando
Good morning early morning claimers
>>724455155
you'll see
>>724455617
Lewd
>>724455669
Just love me dammit!!!!
>>724455617
Good morning, although its 6:12 PM for me.
>>724455617
>
>>724455795
Not lewd
>>724455870
Oh yeah, danish or something
>>724455904
What?
>>724456109
I like what I see, and this picture is dangerous.
>>724456109
YOu got the D right, I'm Dutch. You coming ts3?
>>724455026
One of us. One of us.
>>724456351
One of us?
>>724456232
Say, are you the original Miss Pauling?
>>724456349
The D? I dont know what you're talking about. As for TS3, not right now. I'm still in bed being lazy
>>724456535
One of us.
>>724456351
What's up with that Raphi fag? He acts dumb.
>>724456563
Nvm that d thing. For team speak, Its basicly me doing nothing and ten ten playing singleplayer game, the normal stuff
>>724456646
That's because he's a heretic.
Satan got his soul, so now he's just an empty shell.
>>724456563
The one and only.
>>724456654
I may be on later
>>724456752
Spoopy
I never got to talk much to you a long time ago. How've you been?
>>724456737
Fitting waifu then.
She's a step away from a fallen Angel
>>724456914
So is yours, judging by the two episodes I've seen so far.
>>724456914
>She's a step away from a fallen Angel
That's Gabriel.
>>724455617
But it's not morning, it's afternoon
>>724456892
Sounds good, anyway how have you been?
My waifu would be a great model!
>>724456892
I started my day with a nice 14oz mug of coffee with 6oz of scotch, been smoking weed all morning and now I'm photoshopping Hamakaze and Pauling scissoring.
>>724457121
>Sadistic angel
>Gabriel
What?
Kyouko, you're taste is shit tbh.
Gabriel tries to help people at least.
>>724457617
I'm just saying what's canon.
Gabriel is literally a step away from a fallen angel.
>Kyouko, you're taste is shit tbh.
>Seasonal trash
And I've never said that I don't like Gabriel either.
>>724457153
im good, just here in bed doing nothing.
>>724457289
Sounds like you're having a blast
>Photoshopping hamakaze and Pauling scissoring
pls no lewd
>>724457997
I can't help if I like the tig bitties.
>>724457741
Gabriel may be a seasonal trash, but she's MY seasonal trash.
Also if she's a step away, then I wonder how close Raphi is.
>>724458318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>724458318
It's never stated if Raphiel is even close to be a fallen angel, they do say she was the 2nd best angel after Gabriel, so she probably is mostly fine, and it's hinted that she has good grades in school and stuff like that.
So her Satania bullying doesn't really influence her angel status that much.
>>724458664
Doesn't she bully angels too though?
It's pretty dead in here..
>>724458806
It's mostly Satania so far, and Tapris, just a bit.
She's a subtle bully.
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>724459087
Didn't Gab mention she did that in heaven too?
>>724458806
She's Yuri for Satania, though.
>>724459087
Also she's pretty gay.
>>724459225
>Yuri for Satania
I don't see that..
not from japanese cartoons but i always wanted Lina from DotA2 to be my waifu
Hi, hi
>>724459548
Not the one from Slayers?
>>724459676
Hai
>>724459548
as long as you love her, lots of people here don't love their waifu, it's sad
>>724459799
Do you love yours?
>>724459676
How are you?
>>724459911
always
>>724459784
nope, i know she's from that series, but my attraction comes from the DotA2 version, i love her look and outfit
>>724459371
>
>>724459922
>>724459784
Crap, wrong one
>>724459922
Good. You?
>>724460233
Euhm.... what?
Anyways, Hi who are you and why is this so awkward?
>>724460005
Who's your waifu? The emptiness inside you?
>>724460175
Fair enough. I guess you play DotA2 then?
>>724460141
Hai
>>724460175
I'm good. Always tired. How's you?
>>724460493
I'm alive... and confused who the other Mukuro is
>>724460493
i think you meant me about DotA2 (the Lina lover), btw yes i play it once in a while
since it hasnt been done here yet.
>claimed.