Trips decides how I kill myself. I don't drive so car crash

Come on /b/

old age

>>724449527
Could you promise me that you will won't harm yourself?

>>724449527
By consuming mozzarella cheese until tummy 'splosion

Only if you do it. See my skype

dont do it

hang yourself on a door with a belt and live stream it

>>724449527
you don't. why would you?

>>724449527
try helium tank or nitrogen method.

>>724449527

Where are you? Let me rape and kill you. Or kill you and then rape you. Actually it's not rape if you're dead...

steal car in traffic

>>724449527
suicide by cop. Act like you have a pistol and when they are pointing their guns at you, you pull your hand out of your pocket and "aim" at them with your hand.

>>724449527
or just get really really high (high as in drug high not height high) and jump off tallest building you can find.

>>724449527
Sharpie in the pooped to death

>>724449527
>Trips decides how I kill myself.

>I don't drive so car crash is out. Also I don't have guns or anything of that sort because britbong land.

Train

>>724451206
that's a stupid idea, britfag cops even if they have a gun rarely use it.

>>724451238
Reroll

>>724449527
go to a ghetto and yell nigger but record it

>>724451219
roll

>>724451330

retry 1

>>724451142
Genius. Let the driver kick the shit out of you because you could only move a few feet.

>>724451050
Rolling for this.

go skydiving and take off the backpack pre drop.

>>724451275
this reminds me of that webm where a male and female cop were threataned by a dude with a knife and they seemed pretty helpless

>>724450685
This

>>724451405
actually a good idea, never thought of that

>>724449527
Britbong? This one's easy. Take a package of bacon in one hand, and a Quran in the other. Go outside, and walk down any public street shouting, "There is only one Dog, and Mohammed is his Pedophile!" - while slapping the Quran with a fat, meaty fistful of bacon.

You won't get 20 feet before being stoned, hung, beheaded, or all of the above.

>>724451275
how should i know you are a britbong?

>>724449527
old age

run full speed into area 51, livestream

>>724449527
Throw yourself in a knifebin on the street.

Jump of big ben.

Swim west as far as you can. Either you reach land of the free or you die.

>>724451621
I'm not a britfag, I just know about there police.

buy frog costume, hang self from hot air balloon

space program

>>724451621
Shit Idk. Maybe because it's right in the OP post dumbass.

>>724451823
TOPKEK

kill yourself via old age

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>>724450685
roll 4 this

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OD on tea britbong boi

>>724451625
dew it

>>724451943
this

>>724449527

Do it the old fashioned way, drink pure bleach

old age

>>724452082
reroll

>>724452101
reroll

starvation

>>724451779
roll

>>724452082
This

>>724449527
If evens, death by aids. If odds, by nuclear bomb.

Btw, why are you going to kill yourself. Also, he or she?

Self immolation, buy some gas, douse yourself, and light it on fire.

>>724452082
rerollz

>>724451238
Rererolling

>>724452207
reroll

drink bleach

death by wicked fulfilling life at age 76

>>724451384
Kek

>>724452270
Rickrickity rerolled

Napalm. 1 cup of oil, 5 cups of galosine and half a bar of soap shaved, mix that up, stick and burn.

natural causes as an elderly

Razor bladed dildo up the ass. Also live stream plz.

>>724452682
This

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>>724452687
Rerollorino

>>724450685
Roll

Napalm. 1 cup oil, 5 cups gasoline and half a bar of soap shavings, mix stick and burn to death.

don't do it

if dubs, firework in ass

>>724452687

Rolly-polly

Drown in your own cum

eat a lot of pennies

dont

Roll for napalm.

Burn your house down.

High building. Do a flip.

>>724449527
Go to a forrest, call the ambluence beforehand, make sure you are a organ donator, go to a hight about 2-4 meters over the bottom, hang yourself. Playe the knot a bit lefter under your chin, jump backwards. If done right, you will break your neck and die before you feel the pain. Other way: get some drugs, really fucked up, mabey some sedetives. Place yourself on the edge of a high building or bridge at night and wait till the drugs kick in. Youll eventually fall down and won't even know whats happening, also you will die happy.

>>724453664
Reroll

>>724453684
Reroll the reroll

>>724449527
buy blankfirer, paint it black, wait till dark, start shooting: cops will turn up and end you.
hugtackle an express train

Drink Clorox,
for life's bleachable moments.

Do a flip off a landmark

>>724453734
A "blank firer" is just a gun with blanks in it.

DO A FLIP!

I'm watching 1000 ways to die right now.
Take a bath full of rubbing alcohol. Die of intoxication through skin absorbtion

>>724454547
>isopropyl won't even get you drunk
>just kills you through organ failure and violent diarrhea/gastrointestinal distress

Sounds good for OP desu

>>724449527

old age get

>>724449527
Mix Bleach and Absinthe together then drink it all

>>724450685
reroll

>>724453664
but just dont take magic mushrooms, they would give you a bad trip you sure as hell would not want that while dying :)

Don't

>>724451405
Reroll

>>724455113
>>724449527

If your IQ is above 110 you shouldn't
The government spent some money on schooling you. Better get the best out of that money.

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>>724449527
Consume yourself a high dose of jimson weed. You'll trip and then you die happy with a smile knowing you'll die in a drug intoxication. Or just drink bleach.

>>724455113
Roll

>>724455113
Reroll

when you Reroll don't pick fag

>>724451050
Rolling

>>724455702
Reroll

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Are you Paul the Britbong Paedo?

sit down. breathe, just watch how it is to breeze, what sensations you feel

you never stop, until you are dead.

shoving a dildo so inside your asshole it reached your heart (literally) or something like that, be creative

>>724449527
rent a small boat, get far enough from the coast, jump in and let the waves claim you.

>>724454874
It does indeed get you drunk. The type of alcohol just won't process through your liver, so it poisons your body.

die of old age, let death visit you.

choke on as many hot dogs as possible