Dis nigga walks in 2 your living room and slaps yur mum's

Give him all the horsemeat i have stored and hope he leaves

Overeem, pee in this cup please.

>>724446133
tell him that mum is old and cant fuck. bend over and spread my boi pussi

>>724446133

Probably shoot him. No nigger has ever matched a bullet before and never will.

UBAREEEEEEEEEEEEEM

WAWWWW VERYY FANTASTIC BODYYY!

>>724446133
Give him $100 to put her in a triangle choke, while I kick her in the ribs.

>>724446133
call the police.

>>724446133
tell him to leave my mum and fuck my white wife while i watch them masturbating furiously

>>724446133
Nothing, my mom needs to get laid, big time.

>>724446133
Implying USADA-reem is anything to be scared of

>>724447050
Fuckin hell I lost to this hard

Hey, if niggboy there wants to slap the ass of a landwhale that's bigger around than she is tall, in her late 50's, that's on him. Long as he gives me $20 for the trouble.

>>724446133
Hi dad..!

>>724447200
I'm glad my hatred of my mother could brighten your day anon.

>>724446133
"where's mine, homo-- homie??"

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>>724446924

>>724446133
shoot and kill him :)

Pull out my video camera because this is about to be a good porn scene

>>724446133
Yell at him for being a faggot

>>724446133
Wonder why he dug my Mum up.

force feed him viagra

>>724446133
probably wonder why this gentleman decided to unearth my mother's corpse and drive it down from her burial site to my house just to slap it remains

get him to rape me while i suck my mothers tits

>>724446190

Legit lol if you are a knowledgable mma fan.

>>724446133
Fuck no-steroid reem he'll just run away around the room while I try to puch him.

wonder how my mom got out of her grave

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>>724446133
>tfw my mum likes dating big black guys
I'd assume he's the latest prospect

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>>724446133
Nothing my dad is a cop son

>>724447864
post pics of your mom

>>724447907
>Doxx my mom
No thanks

>>724446133
I secretly hope something like this happens. I want to shoot someone and have it be legally justified.

>>724447871
Unless that "dad cop" of yours have that gun he'll still get KOed rather quickly.

>>724446133

Hi Dad, where is the weed?

Luckily live in a pro gun State that allows me to protect me and my family.

So I pull out my .45 shoot the threat and go about my day, and get praised by law abiding citizens.

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>>724447440
The only reason he survived was other monkey's shoot at him, monkey can't aim for shit.

>>724446133
Wont even make it 3 steps in the house

>>724448001
I have never seen my dad without a gun, he always carries a concealed handgun. We got a guncase in the living room that are filled with assault rifles and shoutguns, we wont have much of a problem here in TX

>>724446133
>be me
>28 year old mma fan
>recognize Alistair "the Dutch princess" Overreem
>grab a handful of marbles or other small objects
>throw them at his face shotgun style
>one of then hits his jaw, the worst in mma
>sackofpotatoes.gif
>get mummy to make chocolate chip pancakes.

>>724448097
That is one SPECTACULAR niggress ass! Got sauce? Please tell me you have sauce?

>>724447440

It was other nigger shooting him.

>>724448097
sauce

>>724448486
No sorry, but feel free to go fuck one in your local area black women are only good for sex, convince one you love her but you have to act like a real scumbag and she will be you cock sucking slave

>>724448799
I know. Half my apartment complex is full of ghetto ass babymoms. Best part is, all you have to do is show some interest, and buy them a shitty dinner of cheap pizza, and you're balls deep in no time.

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bam bam bam

>>724447958
Does doxx mean imagine her with a black guy and jack off to her?

If so then yes

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>>724448365
>assault rifles

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>>724446133

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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Fire off two barrels of buckshot into his nigger face.

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>>724448365
>>724449213
>shoutguns

>>724449213
You can own a tank, and rpgs here in tx. To bad your state is to much of a cuck to let you own weapons

>>724449236
Looks nice, what brand is it?

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>>724448956

Well if he wiped his shoes at the door there's no problem.

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>>724449771

>>724449537
Husqvarna model 20 from 1889.
She's old but still packs a punch.
Use her for pheasant and deer hunting.

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>>724449865

>>724449513
You're the cuck using a buzzword used by the media and democrats to demonize certain firearms.

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>>724449958

>>724450007
Butthurt much

>>724449893
Fucking nice. Always wanted a double barrel with external hammers. Something elegant about them.

>>724446133
Meh, he's not the fuckin mountain so I'm not too worried. Before I went a got fat and quit playing any and all sports that's about how I was, but I've always understood no matter how strong I was a bullet will still punch a hole through me.

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>>724449958
>freak

>>724449771
Jesus christ! This chick is so hot I'd happily let her give me AIDS!

>>724450088
>b-butthurt
stop calling them assault weapons if you want people to stop being scared little bitches of them so you can keep them

>>724450468
Any weapon you commit assault with is an assault weapon. Shit if you're hung well enough, and have a serious cock piercing fetish, your DICK could be considered an assault weapon...

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>>724450621
FUCKING KEK!!!

I could see the news story about this right now. Ron Jeremy gets a Double Zero Prince Albert, and runs around UC Berkley beating SJW's into comas with his schlong.

>>724448097
Reminds me of a joke.

A guy goes to a whorehouse. He walks up to the madam and says, "I need a black girl. I'm talking BLACK-black. Black as night. So black she's fucking purple!"

"I think we have just the girl for you! Go up to room 12 and Shaniqua will be waiting for you."

So the guy goes up to the room, and sure enough, Shaniqua is there. "Strip naked," he says. And Shaniqua, being a good and obedient whore, does as she's told.

"Now turn around towards the wall. Bend over, and spread your pussy open."

Again, she complies. The man takes a good hard look, he rubs his chin, and says, "Okay, thanks. I appreciate it." He slaps a few bills on the table and makes for the door.

"Hey! We're you goin' baby? Don't you want a piece of this fine dark chocolate?"

"No thanks," he says. "You see, my wife wants to paint our bedroom black and put up pink curtains. I just wanted to see what it would look it."

grab my gun from the gun cabinet
proceed to blow his face out of the back of his head

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>>724446133
>dis guy has no hands 'n no legs.
>dis guy ain't no walking
>dis guy ain't no slap no ass

Not a damn thing, I know my mom's a whore.

>>724446133
I slap her after him and probably suggest a threesome

VERY FANTASTIC BODY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o

>>724446133
Overeem sucks. I'd shoot that fuck

>>724447440
Kekd

i would check his GBP count, because touching mommy costs A LOT.

>>724447985
I've been there, it ain't fun. Had a fucked up porchmonkey go shopping in my garage one time when I was in the back. That nigger got lucky because I missed and only hit him on the side of the leg, he ends up bleeding all over my driveway as he runs off and I end up in the back of a cop car for questioning. In the end it cost me three grand for a lawyer and took the DA two weeks to not charge me.

I really need to get out of the city.

>>724446133
Blow on his chin and watch him crumble.

This right here is why you'll never get rid of guns in America. As long as niggers are busting into people's houses to slap their mom's ass, white people are going to arm themselves.

Seriously, if niggers ever stopped committing outrageously disproportionate violent crime you'd see gun ownership and interest drop to a level where liberals might actually have a chance to ban guns.

>>724446133
hey dad! you're back!

Ill kill that nigger

>>724446133
wud engage him in compassionate conversation
would appeal to his good character and sense of empathy
he has a mother too and how would he feel if someone who he could possibly have no hope of retalliating against were to treat her in such a manner
always opt to engage in dimplomacy as the first port of call war-mongering, gun-worshipping, over-weight muricans!

>>724452147
I would gladly pay three grand right now to shoot and kill someone completely legally.

ask if i can blow him

>>724446133
30 rounds of .223 kills most mortal beings.

Ask if he felt the tap

>>724452147
Where the fuck do you live that you were even harassed for defending your property.

>>724446133
Threaten to delete his clash of clans village

Slap old glass jaw and Ko him stiff