g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

Because I just released my dope new remix today

cause im a homeowner with a family and a good job

its okay i guess

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>>724442335
I like riding my kickass pan european. I like fucking my hot wife. I like smoking dope. I like many things i couldn't be doing being kill.
Fuck you OP. kill is faggot.

Still gotta file my taxes so I can pay off my debts and not pass them to my family

rolling for epic 4444444

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Because I'm busy working a job I love and my wife is pregnant with our second child. My daughter just learned how to fish and caught a 0.9 kg perch yesterday.
Our house is finally complete and our savings keeps growing.
Life is great.
>pic related, our new home. 18 months of renovating.

>>724442335
Because I'm not a faggot.

>>724443308
Dude, I'm so fucking jelly. It's fucking burning hot here in Australia. That looks cool and chill. What's the temperature?
Where is it?

cause I'm in the process of constructing a more or less rudimentary pressure suit.

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just bought this motherfucker online. Can't wait to play it!

>>724443511
Thank you mate. This is northern Sweden.
It's about -17 Celsius right now, was -28 last night.
Usually around -20 or -30 here in winter.

>>724443511
same, I'm a perthfag

>>724443590
Looks nice, what brand is it? (on my phone, can't really see)

Because I have pets and I don't trust anyone else to look after them properly if something should happen to me.

And once I get these fucking stiches outta my dick I'm going on a week-long fuckfest, so there's that to look forward to.

>>724443665
washburn

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Because I'm already dead inside, and that's all that ever really counted.

I'm just waiting for Half-Life 3. After that I can rest in peace.

>>724443697
Nice. Thinking about getting my self a new one, haven't played for 11 years.

>>724442335
because i had to be in church today

>>724443758

You'll be disappointed. That's how these things always work (see: Duke Nukem Forever).

>>724442335
Because I'm no longer an angsty teenager, actually enjoying my life, and death will come on her own soon enough, thank you very much.

>>724442335
Because I want to get stuffed by two manly men as well. No homo.

>>724443805
I haven't played for almost 20 years, and got one on my 40th birthday, now I just got second one (on the picture) and planning to buy at least 2 more.
Got addicted to guitars as finally earn enough money to buy one every few months. :D

>>724442335
not sure if baww or motivation thread

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>>724442844
congrats on hot wife.
>>724443668
glad u love ur pets.
>>724443758
gluck.
>>724443870
thats homo.

I'm recovering from a hangover because I decided to down 700ML of rum like a fucking moron. So I guess you could say it's because I basically feel like I already tried to kill myself.

chejch my DUUUUUBS faggots!

I neeed to roll them! You need to check them

>>724443610
Jesus christ. It's 33 C here outside Darwin.
Would suck dick for a chance of living where you do. Never seen a proper winter..

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>>724444070
>It's 33 C here outside Darwin
You live in hell mate. Damn. Even in summer here in the north it rarely get's above 20 degrees C.

check my epic septet!

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>>724444070
fucking nt assclowns.

hope you don't sweat too much, cunt.

>>724443954
Swap that for a bottle of vodka and you got every weekend during my university years kek.
The hangovers were almost divine.

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>>724443954

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>>724444471
Fuck off cunt, nt is where the real Aussies live.

>>724444543
Aye vodka is good.

My hangovers used to be minimal but they've been getting worse lately.

It sucks. Then again it'll put me off becoming addicted.

>>724442335
because i need sauce on that shit

>>724444804
>they've been getting worse lately.
Aye age did that to me. After I turned 25 it went downhill real fast. From a mild headache to pretty much dead and done.

>>724444766
I'm at the bottom end, at least we're not over run with niggers

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>>724444766
>you can't even lock up sniff-addled, foetal alcohol syndrome case, twelve year olds properly.

>also indigeniggers

the nt is an embarrassing pile of bollocks even for a territory.

>>724442335
You post this everyday. Looks like you should kill yourself to end this shit

>>724444917
what's the difference between arthur philip and oscar pistorius?

oscar pistorius only had one leg, but he could still finish a race.

>>724444913
I've only been drinking for about a year honestly (20 years old). But I have a history of liver problems. Nothing too severe, but when it's being flooded with alcohol I can hardly expect the best.

Not so bad on headaches though myself.

>>724445162
It's different people anon. In all likelihood anyway. Not like those pathetic race-baiting threads.

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>>724442335
Because even though I work my shit job, I do happen to have tomorrow off. Damn, now that I think about it that's kinda sad all I really look forward to is my days off. Maybe I should just pull the trigger thos time. Don't be a pussy faggot you can do this. No one really cares about you or needs you anyway. You will be replaced. You were going no where anyway. Fuck it. You can do this. You won't feel anything. Just pull the trigger nice and easy and it will all go away.

>>724445226
Ahh. My self have been drinking for over 20 years kek.

>>724445319
Pretty sure I misused that term.

Whatever. Fuck it.

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>>724445319
>>724445162
how are u guys today ?

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>>724445420
i came.

>>724445420
Her face is so ugly.

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>>724446527
i agree.

>>724442335
Because im getting my pc back today

>>724445319
Different? Are you this summer child?
Every day OP write this with a porn image

>>724442335
because i've spent a lot of money on grad school. seems stupid to call it quits now

also i really like weed. i'd like to enjoy more of that if i could

>>724447771
Me? Nah. I'm way too lazy.
>>724447444
What happened to it?