Justin Bieber could fucking destroy 99% of /b/tards in a box

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>>724423309
ANYBODY could destroy 99% of /b/tards in a boxing match.

Anybody here think you are tough enough to take on the Biebs?

>>724423444
Troodat

>>724423309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8ll1l_7t-I

even these 1st years can kick his ass.

>>724423309
True, dude lucked out with his singing career and now has time and money to work out.

I sit and code all day. I would rather party with Bieber than fight him.

Looks like mayweather .....in a ring with rules probably, but that pussy would get wrecked in a street fight.

>>724424584
yeah right

Biebs is pure muscle

Could waste anybody on /b/

>>724423309
>spent entire time running
hes been training with mayweather, i couldve taught him how to dance and run

https://youtu.be/GS_ywxv3uzI

>>724424774
Since he gets so much shit from it,
I bet its the reason he's as buff. He took private training on how to destroy you betas, MMA style.

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Well your theory is wrong because 90% of b aren't women

>>724425218
He could destroy 99% of males his age.

He got in like one good hit and thats it. No agression just carefully placed punches

>>724425894
Bieber could probably take on most people in his weight class.

Anyone that outweighs him by 30, 50,.. pounds would lay him out just like any other person.

I'm not impressed

>>724423309
he throws a lot of weak jabs and straights
his posture is bad as well, he constantly leans back.
he would be easy as fuck to takedown and if he cant wrestle he is fucked

>>724423309
>that guys roid gut
holy shit almAO , he looks like he took one dosage of roids and in the morning woke up with that huge belly and never took any again

Intentionally engaging in 1v1 melee combat is for tards anyways.

I have no reason to get in a fight with an egomaniacal Canadian fuckboy who thinks he's a nigger. Unless he started shit and posed a viable threat past deescalation efforts. Then I'd just draw my .45 on him.

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>>724423309
wtf? he's just dancing around and fleeing like a little bitch whenever the guy steps towards him.

I felt embarrassed by watching the video, knowing the other guy was being paid not to hit him. lol

he could sure as shit kick my ass
but idgaf, life's hard

>>724423309
In 250 and boxed for 5 years in the mil. He coukd swing at me all day.

The only bieber sized boxer i wouldnt ever want to fuck with is delahoya.

>>724423309
>has enough money where he can work out most everyday no stress over bills
>can hire the very best trainers and coaches in the world
>is young, fit, and healthy

Yeah easy mode

He's sparring a guy who has 50lbs on him and he dances a lot. When he can drop for a double then pass to mount for the gnp to armbar finish then I'll respect him.

>>724426929
Just like he would make videos edited to make him look like he was beating one of his black "friends".

Thatsbwhat inused to do when i wss 18 to 24. Hang out at courts and beat the shit out of black folks

>>724423309
If I hit him it would be a rap, it would inspire him on making a song of emotions so strong it will out weigh anything he ever felt.

He's looks like a poor mans mayweather.
Would do decently in the ring but would get laid out in a real fight

>>724423309
Nothing I like seeing more than someone with happy feet. I know they'll never get any power behind their strike.

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>>724427161
>When he can drop for a double then pass to mount for the gnp to armbar finish then I'll respect him.
k

>>724423309
ill take on the biebs one justin versus another

but only if i can dominate his tight little asshole like in those online fake mma porn wrestling videos...the ones where girls force peg, fuck, and lick each others butt holes

>>724427531
This. I was in a boxing club for 5 years and the weak-fisted guys always danced a lot.

>>724423309
Maybe but I don't miss.

>>724423309
yeah against a heavily compliant partner
like the one in the vid

>>724427694
>tight little asshole
do you even know who justin bieber is?

>>724423309
he looks gayer every time I see him

>>724427531
huh no way, thats how ive been boxing, soon as i started choosing when to plant my feet i gained respectable power, but my coach got mad at my occasional flat-footedness during sparring. gosh damn i hate how hard that guy is on me.

>>724423309
that's like what 5? standard deviations? give him 3 and i'll buy it

>>724426844
that was pretty cool til you pulled your dick out

>>724425066
Faggot deserved it.

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I would love for that faggot to try to punch me. I would fuck him up beyond belief.

>>724423309
he is kind of fast I guess but at the cost of his stamina. if you have a good defence, you'll outlast him.

>>724429675
jesus christ, the autism is strong in this one.

life is not a video game, retard.

>>724423309
99% of btards are under 12 so that -might- be true

>>724427824
What are you talking about, Biebs doesn't look afraid to get hit and he gets a couple good shots against that big dude

>>724430182
You just called him Biebs.... Get out.

>>724430236
Biebs will knock you the fuck out!

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>>724430362

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you hurt my feelings

>>724423309
BIEBS IS THE MAN

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>>724430653
NO

>>724423309
University boxing teacher here.
Actually his posture is bad, his jabs arent controled and weak and he opens his defence when he throws them. And what looks like speed is rather nervousness. Ofc he has to keep moving because of the size difference but to me it looks more like my students in the first few weeks when they start boxing.

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>>724423309
99% of /b/tards? like fuck, there are way too many of us

>>724423309
I like never hit dubs bra

>>724423309
Given that the averafe b/tard has probably spent around 0 seconds boxing anything other than their own dick, yes he probably could.
It'd be a points win though. Not a lot of power or accuracy there.

>>724431755
your poor pathetic face when you realise justin bieber is stronger and faster than you because hes not a neckbeard neet faggot

>>724423309
Been fighting since I was 4

Played hockey with that faggot here in Canada when I was 10

Fought and won, he cried and stopped playing hockey

>>724431911
True.
He's an overhyped no-talent faggot. He probably would kick my ass in a boxing ring. He's probably fucked more bitches than me. He's definitely got more money than me.

But hey, shit happens. I'd rather be me than him.

>>724423309
And Justin Trudeau could beat /pol/ in a boxing match. Doesn't mean that they have to hate him any less. Doesn't mean we have to hate Bieber any less.

>>724423309
Go to bed Justin. Nobody takes you seriously, and nobody especially considers you any kind of a tough guy.

>>724423309
>implying I wouldn't just tackle the skinny fucker and tear his throat out with my teeth
>implying he would be prepared at all for a street fight
>implying he would at all be prepared for anyone actually trying to hurt him

Nah brah.


Nah.

>>724432336
Too bad he doesn't have to be because he paid people to be prepared for him.

Smug little prick...

>>724432573
>implying a sufficiently motivated person couldn't shoot him when he walked out of his front door
>implying even a moderately motivated person couldn't shoot him in the face at one of his shows in front of all his fans
>implying he would survive any of those attempts on his life, in the face of hiring all his bodyguards

Nah brah.

The fact his shit hasn't been fucked yet is a testament to the restraint of all those who say they hate him.

>>724423309
>walks in circles around trainer
>poor footwork
>poor stance

he is about as good at boxing as any random anon.

>>724432818
woaaaah nigga's just a singer

>>724423444
/thread

>>724429491

you would eat him

I can safely say I would beat Bieber in an amateur boxing match. His footwork is horrible and his left spends most its time at his waist. His got pretty decent hand speed and his probably a little bigger than I am but in saying that ive beaten guys his size that have had better technique than him. Also he seems pretty afraid of getting hit and messing up his pretty boy face.

>>724433914
I agree and also:
He doesn't know how to use his range and looks weak in his core muscles making him a target for an easy beat down in the torso.