Does anyone else have a rich social life, fulfilling career path,

I work for a national research lab in the Intelligence Community. I have a wife and son. Due to my clearance requirements, I have to live a clean life.

29, make over six figures. Live downtown in one of the top 5 biggest cities in the US. Have been browsing for over a decade.

>>724414201
I guess I'm doing fairly well for myself. I'm 27 and live in LA. Moved here from the midwest a few years ago because I want to make movies. Currently an editor and junior colorist at a major vfx studio. Right now working 60-70 hours a week as the editor for a famous animator. Don't mind the hours because I love my job. Well liked at work and paid well. Live a block from the ocean in Santa Monica. Currently banging the receptionist daily.

Not sure why I come here. Probably the porn webms.

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I went to community college, joined the marine corps when that didn't work out, and now i work on plopters. Also my wife thinks i'm an alcoholic just because i drink every weekend. I browsed this shit hole since i can remember.

p.s. Thats me on the left during a deployment on the M.E.U.

I'm wealthy, I own a business. However, I worked too much in the last 5 years and my social life took hard time..

I am not that weird.

>>724414986
Y'all showering together part of your deployment

>>724415093
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and say you're Japanese?

>>724415149
I went in their pushing him around and my friend who was beating it with his phone told us to smile for the camera haha it was pretty funny.

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>>724414885
Right on anon that sound very fulfilling

>>724414986
winger, deployment,meu, etc..

>>724415304
that's extremely fucking gay

i have no job or education and i also have a baby to take care of!

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>>724415304
Hot

dropped out of high school, family and friends with masters degrees salty, joined military, somehow land job with massive internet retailer, make six figures, browse /b/ nightly, can't quit...tell myself normies fucking suck, tell myself im still /b/ , drank corporate kool-aid, always awkward around people i think are faggots, I'm not a genius but I consider myself clever and manipulative, it's gotten me far, rode "hacker" wave to 120K salary and just keep working hard and late hours because i don't want to come home to my wife. made it it live, no debt, fantastic job, consider killing myself daily.

>>724415238
lol missed

>>724415435
>>724415439

yeah its just air wing/ deployment things.

also, fuck you /b/, I wish i could grow up and quit you

>>724415615
Sounds like you need to cut out on your own. I've gotten stuck in a couple ruts before and it always get better after I shake things up and make a massive change

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>>724414201
Yes. I'm a machinist working for both someone else and in the process of building my own company that produces high performance race parts. Making good money right now, race motocross and GNCC, plenty of friends, woman, etc.

Not everyone here is a neckbeard.

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>>724414201
Detective for a city PD. I'm 42 Years old. I browse this website when I shit, when I'm waiting around, and when I'm bored. Is my job fulfilling? It has its days. I'm liked among my colleges. Where I work, it's rough and I'm not getting any younger. I'm thinking of transferring out somewhere without a Winter that isn't trying to kill me every year.

I built this https://www.amazon.com/b?node=16008589011#

>>724414201

I'm actually pretty good looking by all standards, I'm incredibly fit/buff, I have a smoking hot wife with 0 kids, I'm super successful for my age, and I'm really well liked.

That felt braggy AF, but I just want to paint the picture that I'm the complete opposite of a basement-dwelling neckbeard.

This is going to sound crazy fucked up, but I think I come on here just so that there's something wrong with me. I need some little problems/secrets like this just to keep the pressure of always being "perfect" at bay.

>>724416149
Get the fuck out

>>724414201
Im a 22 year old male kind of a loser,
how do i get your lives?

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>>724414201
>28
>M
>Bachelor's and Master's Degree in Accounting
>Work for one of the largest public accounting firms
>Married to a Pharmacist
> Combined income 190-210K/ year (depends on bonuses etc.)
>Good life

>>724414201
My girlfriend's fwb is pretty much like that. I know he browse /b/ from time to time.

>>724416116

Winter in the southern US sucks. We basically don't have it. We have fall/summer/summer/fall

>>724416226
Amen. If my SO saw the stuff I see everyday on the internet... It feels nice to have a secret place

35 with a wife and child. Ivy-league educated and currently pursuing a PhD in the social sciences, wife is an M.D. We live well, i have lots of friends, am well-liked, and considered a good colleague and person in my department. Don't know why i keep coming here. Aside porn, i think to remind myself that the world is full of angry, broken, dumb, and tragic people. They type of racist, Trump-voting fuckups that i don't come into contact with in my everyday life. It's important to remember that, in fact, i am in the minority.

>>724416334
>My girlfriend's fwb
>He

Jesus anon, i hope you have tits

>>724416334
I'm going to need more details on this anon

26 white male (get triggered)
Portfolio Manager at investment firm
Own home
Year 2 of MBA program
Married
No kidz
You /b/ros are pathetic cunts an unhealthy addiction to porn, but we're the same kind of fucked up.

>>724415320
is that a life is strange kate cosplay?

>>724416409
Shit man, I hear ya! I look at fucked up shit on the internet. It's almost a way to discharge, keeping me extra normal IRL.

Yes, I'm a Pediatric ER doc. Great girlfriend and friends. shitposting helps me blow off steam

Yeah, I'm p good. Wish I made more money, but don't we all?

>>724415695
I think hes trying to make fun of you

The whole reason /b is interesting is because of socially awkard, crazy, or lonely people post their crap. Real or made up. Faggots going onto /b who aren't should stick to lurking or not getting onto /b at all. Don't even care if this is b8. I've wtched /b turn to shit over these years and it's stupid. OP's don't deliver anymore, YLYL aren't funny anymore since the posts are ripped from 9fag, or some other stupid shit. Kill yourselves.

>>724416116
Chi?

>>724416694
True. I feel like it keeps me more calm and balanced irl if I'm aware of how fucked up and depraved people can be. There's not a lot that people can do that could shock or surprise me

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>>724416643
>(get triggered)
spat my red bull on my screen ya cunt

>>724416237
nope, now i build drones...not bad for a retard fucking dropout, turns out being interested in circuit bending electronics is valuable. 34 sit in a room full of MIT engineers. and not a degree in sight. Just a portfolio of gangster electronics projects.

>>724414201
Hartwell's sanatarium, room 347. Only man in my cell but the walls are soft, so thats cool!

>>724415929
yeah, I think about it a lot. getting too old to start over, have a young kid now. I need to be there for him....my dad an heroed when i was 21. I dont want to be a piece of shit.

>>724417161
That's fuckin badass friendo, grats

Yep, got a career, qualifications, home, family. I'm mainly here to read those posts where people write to someone and we get to decide what they say. Also trips rock

I'm 32 years old, soon to finish my engineering PhD in one of the top 10 schools in the world. I have plenty of job offers to pick from (in the six figures range). My social life took a beating due to the PhD, but I am liked by my peers, and I can navigate most social situations.

I come to /b/ for the honesty. Here, people show their true selfs (for better or worse). All those masks that each and every one of us wears in real life, we are able to drop here. I consider that honesty as a form of intimacy.

>>724417336
I guess I meant career wise - I don't have kids so idk how that goes

>>724414201
6 figure salary here. I just have an endlessly dark sense of humor so /b/ is like methadone for my smack habit. Its getting remarkably hard to not refer to my real world associates as faggots and niggers. I do say rekt and kek all the godamn time tho.

>>724414201
yes.
married
own my own business
have decent circle of close friends
lurk /b/ every night because i cant stop

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Yes.

>>724417485
amen, I called my coworkers "normies" while drunkenly addressing a crowd during a Christmas secret santa speech.

>>724414201
Yes, I only come here for the porn tbh. I've been coming to /b/ for years now, only barely taking part in threads. The community is full of mouthbreathing manchildren but still manages to be less shitty than Reddit can be.

>>724417733
glad im not the only one, dub dubs. I have called male coworkers betas to their face and have always been met with puzzled looks. they know that they were insulted but dont understand to what degree

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>40
>dealership master certified automotive technician
>75-ish k a year
>wife is in medical field
>together we are close to 200k a year
>have one child together
>have several close friends i have known for 20+ years
>american dream baby woo!