And by the sweat of your brow, Rapture can be your city as well.

tea

>>724406409
Ahoy there brother!!

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>>724406409
Black cock cum

>>724406409
Whiskey with Dr Pepper aren't you from Plano OP? My family is down there I want to move back there after I graduate HS in a couple of months should I?

>>724406409
>>724406632
Amber bock as usual, you?

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>>724406479
sophisticated~
>>724406632
yo ho, friend, whezzup!
>>724406746
sure thing, if it's a good move. Nice to have family nearby

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>>724406409
sup bro how you doin tonight

>>724406409
Just tears. FUCK I forgot about these threads, stopped lurking cause shit was getting crazy.

Tomorrow's 4 weeks dry for me. Detox wasn't so bad this last time. Fuck i'd love throw back a fifth of evan williams tonight. Chairs fuckers

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>>724406766
they were actually OUT of steel when I hit the gas station, so I got six of these bud light margaritas. I'ma be hungover as hell, I just know it.
good choice though!
>>724406904
watching the roomie play Breath of the Wild, still can't tell what happened in this game

>>724407055
Yea those fuckers are a hangover promise

>>724406409
A OO lot of shit and sandnigger doo aim a about to die

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>>724406957
I'd hate to ruin your hi-score though, perhaps best that I did this so late.
How about a juicy tune instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9tRhPiq7vg
>>724407157
it's the gross sweetness too, tastes like toys at a drugstore smell.

>>724406409
mickey's

>>724406409
god you're an attention needy faggot

>>724406409
Denton checking in

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>>724407527
nothin' like a big mouth, after a goddamn long day of work.

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>>724406409
Cherry Kool-aid. I know I'm a badass motherfucker.

Mr Hite carrboro high school

>>724406409
What's that behind you? A wall?

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>>724407690
greetings from down 380 and 75, neighbor! How's the rent out there?
>>724407774
OHHYEAAAAH..

>>724407858
Are you a pedophile?

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>>724407826
yep, one of those ones that gurgles when the neighbor upstairs uses the kitchen.

>>724406409
Got a YouTube channel?

I love these threads, so comfy

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>>724408096
Nope, I am but a humble hetero
>>724408176
not as such, I'm too damn over-worked as it is.. wouldn't be a bad idea

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>>724408135
this is boring

are you on a laptop? can this be an RPG style roll thread where we have you walk around and do shit

Got some Bud Ice, not the best but 6 pints is 6 pints.

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>>724406409
Nick! It's me!

You remember the car I was telling you about that my landlord told me I had to park in the street? I was in an accident and almost died today.

It was wrapped around a light pole. Just got out of the hospital.

>>724408383
No one cares, fuck off

>>724408443
Does my girlfriend really love me?

>>724408443
Am I going to find a big black cock daddy to bone me?

>>724408588

sorry bub, you're not the boss of me, now

>>724406409
hey man. good to see you. did you try that gin and milk I suggested before? just wondering

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>>724408443
Eventually, if I find a fun enough game to play
>>724408456
too true, CHEERS!
>>724408491
jesus fuck, man! looks like you're standing alright, you okay? sounds like the situation sure ain't

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>>724407055
is it any good?

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>>724408707
>Eventually, if I find a fun enough game to play

no no, I want YOU to walk around and do shit according to rolls, a live action rpg if you will.

>>724408707
Whats up man, I was just wondering where you were a couple nights ago

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Sup biddy.
Im mixing tonight
Got moose head. Kokanee. Twisted tea and crown royal and coke

Fuck ima be sick tomorrow..

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>>724408694
you know, I did, and it was goddamn weird. Whole milk, nice and cold, almost masked the gin entirely but the buzz smacked into me a bit later.. it's kind of a great idea.
>>724408813
it gets the job done, but BLERGH, it is too damn sweet.
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN SWEET
>>724408830
I.. can't, I gotta stay here and do this

>>724406409
seagram's 7

first time posting in these threads recently but i used to defend drunkbro back when you first started making these threads.

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Drinking some Yeungling, its pretty good.

>2018-1
>Being male
>Not drinking alone in a skirt on a Saturday night

What are you even doing with your lives?

>>724409000
Can you jack off for us?

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>>724408707
I'm good, I actually just have a bruised left leg. Hurts like a bitch, but I was able to hop out of the car after I crashed. It was one of those freak accidents where a chain of situations created the perfect storm. Old left rear tire, guy swerved into my lane, traction control wasn't fully working.

They said I should have died. My head should have hit the concrete light pole, but it didn't. That night you said some things about my friend Andrew who killed himself. After that I wrote a message on his facebook wall. I somehow feel that something saved me.

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>>724408880
I was actually on last nite, a guy I was looking for said to meet up again tonite. I'm fine, how bout'cha?
>>724408948
Drink 'em in careful sequence, you might just channel a mighty buzz!
>>724409002
fine drink, there, let's get 'em in!

>>724409000
nice man. I always used 2%. heres a sweet jam about gin and milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWTStM8w5q8

>>724406409
bro, some fag posted pics of you and tried making pedophile memes earlier, we got your back though. nice music !

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>>724406409
Assuming you were going to take a dick up your ass, is this a dick that you would take up your ass? Is it acceptable?

>>724406409
Some Irish Red Ale! Give me a good rock song to listen too OP

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>>724409156
America's oldest brewery!
and frankly, ones business is their own, butt on outta there
>>724409176
nope, this cock is private stock~

>>724409194
Mighty buzz. Bro im half past wasted. I blame yhe nhl for making hockey to good. Im drunk ill stop buggin yah

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>>724409368

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>>724409000
>I.. can't, I gotta stay here and do this

do what exactly? sit in front of your laptop and take reaction pictures of yourself?

I can't imagine how much effort you have to put into it. How long it takes to get your cutesy little pose just right before hitting the take picture button and holding it for a few seconds before the camera takes your picture.

How often do you take a picture that isn't quite what you were going for so you delete it and try again? Tell me more about your creative process.

>>724409476
timestamp

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>>724406409
A man chooses, a slave obeys

>>724407858
rent's pretty good in most parts of town, but I'm so close to the UNT campus that mine is a little pricey

>>724409194
Long as day at work just winding down playing some csgo

>>724409382

Based OP!!!

I love your threads brutha.

I'm sticking to some good ol vodka on the rocks tonight.

Trying to chill out after a 12 hour shift of being extremely pissed off over some suped ass reasons at work.

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>>724406409
Why don't you renounce your whiteness in favor of a deeper humanity?

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>>724409188
Hell, man.. glad you made it outta there alright. Life's a strange damn thing, ain't it?
>>724409251
that jam is bubonic, it's so infectious~
>>724409345
I figure some pals on here'd know the difference, glad you could make it
>>724409368
YOU ASKED FOR IT, BOYO! MAKE A FIST, YA FECKIN' GOBSHITE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

>>724408443
dewie, should i go smoke a bowl???

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this sadly

>>724409837
re roll>>724408443

>>724409774
hes clearly already black

>>724406746
this fucker says he's in Plano but wont ever reveal where. I swear TO GOD i will kick his worthless ass if i ever run into him

>>724409871

same bud

>>724406409
m'lady

>>724409875
>>724408443
ok, should i go smoke a bowl

>>724409944
FUCKING HELL, DEWIE

>>724409871
thats all we all can aford

>>724409812
yeah, it is. When I was in the hospital they also got me treatment for mental issues, so it all worked out for the better.

I guess today wasn't my day to die.

>>724408443
DEWIE WHY DONT YOU EVER ANSWER ME

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>>724409967

you're not the boss of me now

>>724406409

Full Sail Amber Lager

do you know Ryan Musselman or Virgil Armstrong?

>>724409812
Some faggot was here spreading some real nasty rumors about you after you departed last night. He had no proof of course, but man he was a cringey faggot... A persistent cringey faggot

>>724409904
reveal where YOU are and ill kick your worthless ass if I ever run into you

>>724408254
Plano is a comfy place to live

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>>724409448
Har! you're good, man, just don't pass out face-up, that's how hendrix died.
>>724409476
ROBOT BEER!
>>724409502
geez, who let Fox News in here..
usually, i try to keep the pic interesting enough before I take it, it's just my mode
>>724409553
GAWDEMN SPLOICERS.
>>724409577
I miss Fry street, used to be a kickass Campus Pub there, had awesome prices and great crowds.. plus, I think you could smoke indoors.
>>724409595
GO GO GO.
>>724409724
Anything you'd like to talk about? also, cheers to that shit~
>>724409774
I am who I am.

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Turns Milk White when you water, has a euphoric effect to it

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how many chicks have you been with? ever done anal?

>>724410148
AYYYE ME WEE PATRICK, ME DARLIN MOIRA

>>724406957
7 weeks clean here, I would fucking kill for a fifth of whisky - but then I know I would go right back to crushing one every night, have to detox again and I just can't fucking do it anymore.

u look like the kinda guy whos been swatted b4

>>724409904
same here

>>724410077
east side, over by breckenridge park

>>724410148

I'm the vodka guy.

Well my boss (who I respect so fucking much) is giving favorites to this bitch who doesn't deserve it. I've worked for him for 5 years, my co worker been there for 6, years. They sell more than me (100% commission job) so I think he's just trying to make them happy.

I'm going to talk to my boss tomorrow about it, what do you think?

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>>724409871
no big deal, that'll getcha going!
>>724410007
Perhaps so. Hope your leg's feeling a bit better, friend.
>>724410070
I doooo not, but I ain't gonna google that, I feel like people should talk more.
>>724410072
it happens, no need to worry~
>>724410106
I'm actually in mckinney these days, might be for some time.

>>724409904
>Implying this dude leaves his house other than the two blocks to his corner gas station to get shit beer

>>724409812
That song is now on my playlist. THANKS.

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>>724410462

I'm really fucking drunk right now so I can't remember which one thought they might know you at one point so I'm just curious, its okay.

Here's my wife's ass for the trouble

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>>724409502
i took a picture just for you anon

>>724410496
all you drink is haterade

>>724410496
THANK YOU! This is exactly why this waste of life's ass needs to be terminated

>>724410462
mckinney aint comfy at all

>>724410557
Seth?

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>>724410171
weird! but I'll have some of that
>>724410228
AAAAH! goddammit, I lol'd so hard just now.
>>724410450
hm, that could be some new-blood shit that just has to boil over after about a week, but it's your responsibility to bring it up to your boss. Just give it to him straight, hopefully you'll find out what's goin on.


hot damn, more JAM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzzWEeiUf3Y

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>>724406409

Johnny Red.

>>724410557

are you a grill?

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>724410536
stick around, I'll have a few more for ya'z~
>>724410539
uh, thanks!
>>724410557
whezzup there, psychic guy?
>>724410736
precisely why I'm so busy, gotta make more rent.
>>724410793
hot hell, that's some rare and wonderful stuff, I've had the blue.

>>724406409
Are you a nihilist?

>>724411053
What did you want to be in life before you became a loser?

>>724410557
SETH?

this ones for you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k

I'm Hayley Mathers

No. Really.

>>724410753
your mileage may vary
>>724410808
how flattering
no, i dont exist

>>724406409

fuck off attention whore

sage this cancer

Good to see you again, was here last night and drinking whisky. Question, I got a offer to repair about 200 laptops for a international pawn shop, but I'd be working off the record and avoiding all sorts of taxes. Small chance to get screwed. Should I?

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>>724411213
>>724411243
I'll letcha know, once I become one~
>>724411261
goddamn pleasure to meetcha, then. Your dad made middle school a very interesting time
>>724411547
if it's all just analog repair without any networking or repeated online parts ordering, I say go for it. The farther you are from electronic communication, the safer this venture sounds

>>724411300

I can be your devil or your angle

>>724411300
What about mileage? Don't act like some pseudo intellectual and start dropping riddles and shit. Is your name Seth or not.

>>724411661
Pretty sure about half of them might have sketchy shit on them, considering they'd go through me before the police. That's why they requested off the record. You were right about adventure being right around the corner though.

As for what I'm drinking? Vodka and orange juice.

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GOD IS FUCKING DEAD

shit, gotta get a knife

>>724411882
It's only pseudointellectual if it's someone other than you, bitchmade nigga

>>724411261
Lmao what the fuck. I could see her browsing /b/ tbh. With an ex junkie dad who's rumored to be super controlling over his daughter... I could easily see her being on here on a Sat night

>>724412029
..... wat.......

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>>724411948
well, this is quite a possibility.. I mean, is the cash pretty flash?
good man, by the way

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>>724412327

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>>724411547
>he's afraid to get paid under the table

>>724411882
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>>724406409
not drinking but i am smoking weed if that helps.

>>724412481
>muh skin deep

OP should I play Xbox, watch a movie, or get another beer? Your call.

>>724406409
It's a four loko and music kind of night my friend.

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>>724412494
that it does, doesn't it? haven't tried much of the stuff myself, but it's gotta be good~
>>724412630
one of each, as best you can!

time for more jams!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

YOU WANNA FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME

>>724406409
i'm drinking liberal tears.

because of you... Trump WON! WOOHOOOO!

>>724412712
Watch a movie. Only faggots cave to peer pressure

>>724412863
Not much peer pressure here. I'm by myself. I drink them because they're cheap and high on alcohol.

>>724412288
>>724412288

wats up Nickel. Been a long while since i last seen you up in this hell hole.

how is 2017 treating you? Been treating me like shit. sucks to be honest.

>>724412834
Never could recall him talking much politics.

Nickle what's your political stance?

>>724412824
>That moment when you discover Q Lazzarus is a black female and not a man in drag

>>724412980
Ignore it, I replied to the wrong person

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>>724412834
Ohhh, go on.
>>724412980
yumm-ayyyyy~
>>724412990
A little bit too, but swift action and hard work are solving those problems.
hope your ails are on the mend
>>724413000
I wish I knew, never really follow the stuff. I mean, I'm a citizen to my country first.

>>724412824
i'd suggest it. weed is lots o fun.

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>>724413289
Uncle /b/ is back!

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>>724413416
I'll probably switch to that once the drink starts doing some lasting damage to me. I just wanna get a vaporizer so I don't have to hack up my trachea

>>724413289

Thanks, i will apply swift action and hard work to remedy what ails me.

what you been up to ?

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>>724406409
Sup dr robotnik glasses /b/ro currently drinking rum and coke

>>724412834
Trump won like 4 months ago, we all got over it already

>>724413636
Weed's just as addicting as alcohol if you let it be. If you've got a strong liver than there's nothing worth it in weed.

>>724413289
Do you vote?

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>>724413619
Yo~!
>>724413639
hope I didn't just initiate a killing spree~
doing fine, work and play are occurring in equal scale these days
>>724413722
unleashing the 'ol kraken~ this calls for a cheers from Egg Shen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ

>>724413803
I do wanna experiment with drugs that do strange things.

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>>724406409
I'm way late to your thread, but I love these. I sorta just fucked up my best romantic interest I've had since I got out of jail cuz I got too drunk and decided to go home instead of going out drinking with her. She left with some Chad, god I feel so alone

>>724414136
I wanna make a blanket out of your facial hair like omggg

>>724414136
What do you for a living OP?

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>>724414148
what about how you feel about yourself?
>>724414255
Mmm, GET IN THERE

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>>724414148
Way too late haha, you probably just looked like a Chad and you were too drunk, but maybe he looked like you

>>724413289
Of course you're a citizen to your country. It wouldn't be your country otherwise. That's a stupid response.

>>724414148
Girls are always trouble anyhow... me and my girl haven't been to hot lately. Barely talk and shit... better off by yourself

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>>724414558
Cook for a catering company at the moment, I'm glad to be back in prep, so I can slice and bash and juice and simmer and stir-fry and grill and cut and arrange from shift to shift~
I do miss the hospital though, wish I hadn't needed to move

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>>724414805
Yeah, cocks are better than pussies

>>724414569
I feel like I'm a piece of shit to be honest I keep telling my self to be more sociable, and it was going good, but it's my birthday and I wanted to just go home and take a day off from trying to fit in. Getting out of jail is hard

>>724414902
Ahhhh. What made you move?

>>724414805
ok

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>>724414902
hey fat-chan
can i get a picture of you doing this?
and do you have a youtube channel yet?

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Hi.

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>>724414796
I had it spelled out to me as a kid that not voting was basically terrorism, guess there's still a bit in there. I just don't believe in the process, we're too populous.
>>724414948
you got some reflection to do, that's not who you are but there's some work due to find out who that is.
>>724415053
couldn't support myself at the time, so I moved in with the friends that got married. Life has been stabilizing for a month or so.

>>724414717
He was definitely a chad, he was ripped and bought me a 20$ glass of whiskey cuz it was my birthday. RIP me

>>724414805
But I have no real interaction with people other than at work or the internet. I was trying to be more social and acquire a qt gf cuz I miss female companionship

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>>724414902
Hitting up some good Tortugan rum and coke

>>724415105
BRUH YOU TOO ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTkWGDd1-3M

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>>724406409
pot

>>724414136
sup tophat. if you want to experiment with drugs eat some shrooms. We live in Texas. Dairy cows everywhere. Their shit is where the best ones come from. its cheap around here. Its a 2 hour trip instead of an 8 hour acid trip. shits cash

>>724415277
Really its the girls that show their true colors that they want you, its see through, but then you go after it then they just lie to themselves and hold it off

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>>724415105
hang on a sec.. alright, how's that?
and no, not yet, gonna need taxes first
>>724415244
Hi!

aaahh, nice buzz kickin' in~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ccLURBOjmM

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>>724415590
FUNK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJiGskILys

>>724415590
look at your fat fuckin fingers. You dip those a lot? Fuck you!

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>>724415502
oh gee great, no females want me RIP

>pic related, me

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>>724415280
Mmm, delicious~ well done, friend
>>724415340
YEEEAAH
>>724415498
the hallucinigenics are my top pick, I want the world to get weird. But yes, somewhere with friends, I shall try this short trip
believe me, you'll be the first to hear my report~
>>724415770
oh, Funk-san, is that you?? sent me all those kickass songs a month back?

>>724407705
kek

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water...im an absolute madman


ignore the bm bottle its from another day

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>>724415973
F-Funk-San?
But, yeah.
WHAT'S UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

Song related.

>>724415850
lmao, dip them in what ranch dressing ? American Pie ? faggutz wut the fuks I did ?

>>724415973
you gotta takes shrooms outside, tophat. plenty of lakes and wooded areas around these parts. shrooms arent for tripping at home while watching Fantasia. They are for an otherwordly connection with nature that will change your life perspective

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>>724406409
Burlwood Cellars dry sparkling wine. Shit is cash, it's extra cheap. How've you been?

>>724406409

4 different nigger ass white and red wines and 5 shots of 100prf vodka. fuck you.

>>724406409
we thank you... white southerners... for President Donald Trump! TEXAS! WOOOHOOOO FREEDUMS GUNS TRUMP MURKA!!!!!

>>724416309
LMaoooooo Texas is hot as fuck

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>>724416142
well, it's a pretty glass! and blue moon's not bad at all, for sure
>>724416214
Ohhh FUCK yeah, it's a party now! lovely to see ya again, friend <3
>>724416223
oh cool! alright, I'll keep that in mind when the time comes.. see what the eye sees.

>>724416505
How big is your dick? Measurements, please. Estimates if necessary.

>>724416505
Craziest shit you've ever done?

>>724406409
stop making these threads

sage

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>>724416258
cheap and fine is my glass of wine. I've been good, friend, how'boutcha?
>>724416309
Hey, I din' do nothin.

>>724416505
Are we friends now?

>>724406409
Does it remotely bother you that you've made probably hundreds of threads and answered thousands of questions regarding personal matters and they're all archived?

>>724416505
Have you ever had the craziest looking bruises on your knees and do you eat scabs ?

>>724416218
in maple syrup you fuck

>>724416821
Why would that be bothersome?

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>>724416726
How's it been, man?
Long time no see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHl8-FtOlM

>>724416726
Been well, thanks for asking! Glad you're well!

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>>724416505
>well, it's a pretty glass! and blue moon's not bad at all, for sure

Well, it was once. Ive had that cup for almost a decade, I think. That electrical tape up the side is because its has a massive crack along that entire side.

And yeah I like Blue Moon alright. Better than Shock Top, anyway, in my opinion.

But I also got summa dis for a rainy day

>>724408443
does sage love me?

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>>724416634
around five inches, a bit thicker than a silver dollar.
>>724416698
ran buck-ass naked across the old Faubion football field here in town when I was in high school.
not terribly crazy, eh?

>>724408443
Did my parents really mean what they said when they disowned me

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Am I fat?

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>>724416223
indeed

>>724417308
yes

>>724416967
Would you want an encyclopedia about yourself accessible to anyone? Especially associated with b?

>>724417372
No I'm not

>>724417144
can you see it?

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>>724417144
can i please get a picture of you like this to add to my collection of pictures of you?

Told myself I was done drinking unless I saw this thread pop up and you delivered.

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>>724416717
beats the hell out of the spammed traps, bananas, and other cancer threads

>>724417144
Sounds more like you lost a bet lol

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>>724416750
sure, buddy!
>>724416821
Not really, things happen.
>>724416928
naw and naw, my knees are rock-hard fuckers.
>>724416996
far too long, buddy, here's to funkin' around~!
>>724417004
Glad for you as well~ having a jolly nite?
>>724417076
quite on top of your actions, no? That is some fine sauce there though, savin' that pic for posterity~
>>724417386
As long as it taught good lessons in the meantime!

>>724417547
Holy fuck yes please

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>>724417626
I need a coffee and some funky music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9n8f4k2fE
>Just give 'em one of these.

>>724417144
I actually broke up with my girlfriend last week, so I'm doing pretty well, all things considered. We were just going in different directions and it needed to be done sooner rather than later.

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>>724417469
..yep!
>>724417547
I'll do it later
>>724417567
oops, the secret's out~
>>724417619
I was trying to impress my older sister's friend Goldy, she was having a party in her place behind the field. I spent the rest of the nite drinking tequila and playing a lightgun game for the PS1

>>724416967
>get accused of hate crime,rape, etc...
>be completely innocent
>someone has a sneaky lawyer though
>Hey lookie what we have here
>you're fucked

>>724417547
we need this OP

>>724416717
fuck off. Let the man post.

>>724417144
haha thats nothing

i used to get naked and then run around my town, jump in peoples pools, yards and roll around in their grass, eventually i got kinky with it and tied myself up in public places at like 3am and did all sorts of weird fucking stuff , until one day i was in this park and some guy stopped his car and got out and walked right towards me, but i couldnt untie myself right away and i was freaking out but right then i got the knot undone and jumped like 4 fences and ran a couple blocks naked with a rope trailing me back home.

fuck, i miss being a kid lol, get on my level.

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>>724417874
THAT STANCE WHEN A GANGSTA IS DISSIN' YER FLY-GIRL
god, I love this shit
go grab a cup, friend~
>>724417928
that can happen sometimes, the break-up that doesn't shatter lives. Glad to hear you two're being damn adults about it

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>>724418117
just press the take picture button with your foot or something

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>>724406409
Just got in the thread. Drinkin some basic shit. Sutter home and Jose quervo. Feelin good, what's on your mind man?

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>>724417874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hpzMfusmzs

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>>724418105
Damn, man, maximum weirdness achieved! And for that, I'll fulfill the requests from up the thread and do the pose.

nickel! wadduo my man drinkin some tap water like always hope you're having a nice one

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>>724418300
dubbbs
and thank you for the picture

>>724418300
he actually did it, the absolute madman

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>>724418202
oh no, I got a timed photo option, I was just being stubborn.
>>724418283
cheers to you, brother.
To be honest, as is often the case when I'm tipping away, I'm thinking of the missus, my girlfriend of nearly two years.. might said so before on my threads, but this year I intend to pop the question, when the time lines up.
Gotta become bonafide first, of course

>>724417934
The things we do to impress girls, ha! I don't like tequila, I'll stick to whiskey instead.

Vodka shots, and Guinness.

>>724418577
Is this true?

>>724418639
Yup.

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>>724418639
unfortunately yes

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>>724418117
Just did!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idipMrfAZHk
>>724418290
Good shit, mate.
Sarah Bonito top grill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

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>>724418724
>>724418713
>>724418656
>>724418611
>>724418577
fuck off cancer

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>>724418345
Yo, bro! enjoy that H-Tee-Oh~
>>724418290
ooh, I love it, nicely picked!
>>724418412
>>724418464
no big deal, there ya go
>>724418536
she's been married for almost 10 years now~!
>>724418622
the water of life and the dark shtuff!

>>724418713
Tell the story

>>724417626
>That is some fine sauce there though, savin' that pic for posterity~

I havent had any of it yet, I just got done finishing off a bottle of Four Roses.

I need to get a bottle of coke. Straight is good as well but typically i prefer a bourbon n coke.

>>724418838
pretty sure that wasn't nickle

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>>724418639
Yes it's true. Did some time for child molestation.

>>724419036
lol

>>724418953
Yo if that's true then you should fucking kill yourself. Why would you even joke about that unless it actually was true?! Holy fuck...

>>724418953
LaLaugh My ass off, that's not him

Everclear, 151, moonshine, and whiskey

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>>724418766
ohhh, sterling selections as always.
I feel like I might given you a different name earlier on, you can always pick one yourself for threading purposes~
>>724418839
Fair enough! and I like cold drinks, but is it weird I dig bourbon at room temperature?

>>724418952
His pic was next to it gay wad, yeah it was

>>724410223
The guy's fat, old, ugly, drinks like a fish and hangs out with teen virgins on 4chins. How many chicks do you think he's been with? And guess why he dodged your question.

>>724418814
10 years? Bloody hell. That's a long time. Tell us a story op. Something fun!

DOES THIS DUDE FUCK KIDS OR NOT. WHAT THE FUCK /b/

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>>724419198
It was me.

>>724419371
Dude what the shit

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>>724419198
he's posted hundreds of threads before newfag
people save his pictures

>>724419371
Why did you rape

>>724419371
Why did you do it dude?

>>724419182
>Fair enough! and I like cold drinks, but is it weird I dig bourbon at room temperature?

Probably not. Its the ideal way to actually "taste" it. I usually prefer it with something, a single ice cube or whatever, if im going to drink it straight. Im not a very heavy drinker but its amazing how easy it is to get bourbon down.

I have a book on whiskey, bourbon, and rye and this EC small batch stuff is rated pretty highly, especially for its price, so Im lookin forward to it.

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>>724419516
Cos I like to fuck little kids.

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>>724419152
MAXIMUM OVERBOOZE!!
no way you'll survive that mixture!
>>724419299
hm.. well, there was the time I saw a midget walking a poodle when I left for work one morning, strange kinda thing to see. But strike two was when I saw the guy across the hall from my place, who was dressed almost exactly like me.. seeing them both was just too goddamn weird, I went inside, called for someone to cover my shift, then went and hid under the bed for 12 hours.

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>>724419182
Call me anything you please.
Also.
Was listening to this and realized that I'm weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYQrPsyu-1s

Might as well embrace it.
Pei~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_sCmrsbqoE

Anyone else here sick of this fucking guy yet?

>>724419623
>>724419516
>>724419456
>>724419316
Newfags, you can tell who's who by the image extensions, the trolls can't even bother making it look authentic. If it's got a 4chan image extension, it's not nickle

>>724419789
damn, this motherfucker really is focused on getting your attention lol

>>724419663
Idk how drunk you are but I hope you know that this isn't a matter to be taken lightly and I have no choice but to report this to the authorities.

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I saw it

>>724419840
>yfw u realize it's the samefag responding to his own responses

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>>724419650
I really enjoy Knob Creek and Old Granddad like that, especially if me and Mr. P are playing cards at his place, peaty as hell and smoky.
small batch is the shit though, so flavorful

How fucking unhealthy are you? I know the underage faggots of /b/ think these threads are 'comfy', but the reality is you're an older guy that drinks a lot and are obese. You're basically cataloguing your early death on 4chan daily. A bit embarrassing

>>724418510
Good luck with the future plans man, glad you found someone worth keeping. As for myself I'm thinking of the schooling I'm taking part in, just hope it leads to a brighter tomorrow and isn't for nothing.

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>>724419820
We're all sick of this fat pedophile.

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>>724419985
>Knob creak.

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>>724419815
ain't no crime~ I'ma call you Macross, for obvious reasons!
>>724419820
RIGHT? he keeps posting pics of me like he's the only candy-ass that's thought of that!
..wait
>>724419938
saw what, Logan? was it good?

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would you fuck?

>>724419897
Top zozzle

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>>724406409
So Co Beaver inbound!

>>724420274
fuck off with that shit faggot
zozzle will never be a thing

>>724420249
she's almost 34 and can pass for 17. yummy

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>>724420249
Too old for me, I prefer the 8 to 12 age group.

>>724420342
Zoz, let me guess fucking newfag... You still say kek? Grow up

>>724419938
I saw it too. Anon.... I saw it too.

>>724420437
Dude what the FUCK

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>>724420034
The world's gonna need more smarts soon, I'd say its a big step in the right direction, kudos!
>>724420249
nah, got me a lovely lady as it is~
>>724420334
OHHH SHIT MOTHERFUCKAAA!!
so many old friends showing up tonite~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8vPEjioirE

>>724419938
Everyone saw it

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>>724420437

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>>724420226
I like it.
MIX TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGtZLON2DV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3jNmByF3E4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcb1ZN7Jo_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RTF4OPzf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgDMeLEqvYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnC1UHBvWA

take off the glasses!

>>724411882
sounds like something seth would say...

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>>724420684
Paul the Britbong Paedo

>>724420437
WAIT. You're not actually a registered sex offender? Or are you?

>>724420786
Stop it now. I'm trippin, literally. Cut handle that

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>>724420684
If I'm traveling into space any day soon, I'm bringin' you with, those're the BEST
>>724420784
Fine! if you'll stop asking already, here.

>>724420830
Yes newfag, you must not have been in a thread with him ever. He's said it at least 3 fucking times

>>724420830
Dude this what I'm trying to figure out. It appears so....i don't believe it I I can't believe it

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>>724420830
Sure am

>>724420994
>>724421078
What's the back story then? Quite curious

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>>724420988
Good idea!
SPACE MIX!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiIPCMxLxBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnBrrnOefs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ecNe7eS-F8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca6UsllwYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbamxVatGjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys

>>724421078
This can't be true

>>724421330
why don't we discuss this in a new thread, how bout'cha?

>>724421259

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>>724420904
Yeah it's seth

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>>724421406
It literally is I'm afraid.

>>724421872
Let the fucking thread die faggot