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Alright /b/ there's an active school shooter in this thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 276
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Alright /b/ there's an active school shooter in this thread. RULES
-Roll singles odds to get killed
-Single evens gets you injured
-Dubs get to call the cops
-Trips gets to kill the shooter
-Quads get to kill the shooter and turn this into whatever thread they want
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RUN OUTSIDE!
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>>724397946
My liver!
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*dying noises*
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Roll bb
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Spiderman, where are you?
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What if I am the shooter?
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rool
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It's probably just a bag of chips
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reroll
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>>724398211
DUBS
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>>724398209
ARRRG
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I roll to make this a bestiality thread.
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future mass shooter below me
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>>724397866
roll for dubs
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rolling to turn this in to a game-related thread
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Thank me later.
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>>724398344
mention me in your manifesto
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>>724397946
Gotta go fast.
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pls kill me shooter
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Anal air balloon,
Checking in
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Roll for death
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Allah save this school.
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>>724397866
rollarino

if quads this becomes a thread where we pretend to be tumblrinas
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Going for a new high score
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So if I'm the shooter and roll trips did I kms?
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rolling to kill your mother in her sleep tonight
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>>724397866
HELP
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yall rich niggas
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>>724397866
Roll
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Please kill me, I don't want to go back to school!!!!
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trips
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Quads. I choose the thread to be on omorashi ;)
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>>724398839
Reroll
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>>724398892
Just one more time and....
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yugi moto challenges them in duel when he sends them to shadow realm
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>>724398962
There we go.. ish.
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>>724397866

> Plays dead
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>>724397866
hope i don't die or anything
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>>724398999
we're safe now
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>>724398674
reroll
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>>724397866
definitely would die right away
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>>724398999

boom, headshot!
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>>724397866
come onnnn rolling for dead
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Nice thread
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>>724398999
Thank god
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I'm gonna run at him
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I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
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If this gets quads, someone else picks up the gun of the shooter to finish the job
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>>724397866
rolling
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>>724397866
This is now a get thread
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a
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Oh yeah boy boutta get what I wished for.
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>>724397866
we kek thread now
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>>724397866
Rolling
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quads?
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>>724399876
rolling
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>>724397866
dead. make me a boat.
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Steve Perry
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rip me
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>>724400001
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Rolllllllll
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*starts sprinting*
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Rolllllllll>>724400299
I aint no snitch fuq do police
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bang bang mothafuckas
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always wanted to meet eric and dylan
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nig
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>>724400444
Witnessed
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>>724400444
OH SHI-
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>>724400444
nice one!
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>>724398999
>>724400444

Twice ded
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>>724400580
is 0 an even number
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>>724400444 shooter is ded you can all go home and attend useless therapy until you gradually drown out the screaming pain with opiates and ultimately perform an intentional overdose
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If I get quads, this is turning into a fucking thread where we all talk about how much we want to have sex with Big Man Tyrone. I'm coming, you school shooting fuck.
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>>724397866
pls
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>>724397866
STOP
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>>724397866
oh god i was nice to you in 3rd period
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*jumps into line of fire*
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*pulls out dick
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>>724397866
we live, we die, we live again
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>>724397866
YAHHH
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I will survive.
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>>724397866
roll
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>>724401299
Tell them I'm injurrrrred
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>>724397866
rollan
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Go
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>>724401376
Same, also tell them or bring churros.
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>>724397866
rolling
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>>724397866
This is now a warlock coven, and we're trying to summon a Pit Fiend to help us move a couch.

QUADS ARE A GO
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In the likely event that I'm killed, I just stop delaying the inevitable
If I call the cops, they'll stand outside for the duration of the shooting
If I somehow kill the shooter, he had a gun but still managed to be a weaker cuck than me
If this becomes my thread, I'm finishing what the shooter started
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>>724400000
This Godless Girl
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>>724397866
Ouch
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rolling for them singles
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>>724397866
roll
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if dubs op has to kill himself at the end
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yikes
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>>724401753
Not ready to die, I hid behind a friend and he took the bullet instead
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plz I gotta feed my hamster
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>>724399876
i thank kek for blessing this thread and ask for his blessing tomorrow
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>>724397866
rollerino
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its time to duel
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You guys are to much of pussies t......
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headshots only bitch
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fap furiously to gore
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Rollll
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Rawling. Bang bang
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>>724397866
Roll
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*pulls cock out"
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Fuck me
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Please jesus
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>>724397866
I leap out and beset myself upon the villainous students.
My cock, hard as diamonds, swinging through the breeze, yet grasped firmly in my hand.
KYAAAAAAAA
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>>724397866
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>>724397866
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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rowl
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rooollllll
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Rollin'
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Move in then move out chicken spout cute pout twist shout chicken shit pit blip sleep
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Rolll
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Bob and weave moterfucker
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Come on singles
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>>724405623
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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>>724397866
It was always going to be short.
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kill me
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>>724397866
>> Forgetting to add the achievement list
Damn OP
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>>724398999
Thanks dude, but shit I wanted to die
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>>724400001
>>>>724400000
AH HA Faggot. I got the quints!
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>>724397866
roll
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>>724399876
Will I ever be happy
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>>724407839
reroll
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>>724397866
TRIP TRIPARINO ROLL THOSE QUADS ROLLERINO
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>>724407872
rerolled for better digets
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Am kill
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>>724407839
no
get rekt faggot
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>>724399876
Will I ever be happy?
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>>724407464
Newfag confirmed.
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>>724408011
>>724407839
kek
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>>724397866
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Rolling
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>>724408111

Spider-man saves the day.
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I better go return this book to the library
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I MUST ESCAPE
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>>724408028

Found the true newfag.
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rolll
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>>724397866
I volunteer my life for those below me for a greater good
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quads for a mcdonalds thread
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>>724397866
roll
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>>724397866
Will I survive...
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>>724397866
roll
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Please kill me
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>>724397866
pic related
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>>724397866
Oh the beautiful sound of Infidel bodies dropping!
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>>724397866
My cock, foot thread if quads
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Rolling-
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Bang
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>>724409999
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>>724397866
rolling
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>>724397866
roll
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Rip for trip
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single odds please
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>>724397866
Roll
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rollerino
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>>724397866
trips and become the local hero
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FUCK YOU ERIC
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>>724400000
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>>724397866
gg the police are here boys
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>>724411620
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>>724397866
memes
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pls no kill
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Rolling for a Youtuber Thread
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Rollin for a cp thread
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>>724397866
quick story: i got suspended for making a school shooter joke because some dumb gook took it seriously now everybody thinks im an actual school shooter

anyways.. rellerino
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>>724397866
I get points because I have a gun powdercoated to match my school colors. Don't forget the details
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>>724397866
Rollorino
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Rollin. May death come swiftly.
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aw fug
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rick fukin roll
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run nigger run
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>>724397866
joins shooter
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I live for the dubs, bitch
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>>724408028
Baited by the copypastas, copypastas.

Rolling for quads bitchfags
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>>724415599
Die by the dubs
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>>724416161
He wasn't one with the dubs. RIP
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>>724416666 gettttt
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>>724416646
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>>724397866
kill me fgt
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>>724399876
I'm god
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>>724416665
So close
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I want wincest
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>>724416553
neither where you anon i will prey for you. Rip
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>>724416665
See
>>724400203
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roll bitch
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MY GET IS UP MY GET IS NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY GET IS NOW!
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>>724416754
roll for this
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kill me
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>>724397866
Please kill me
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>>724397866
Fucking kill me
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Quads for dismantling the patriarchy
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uh oh
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Dylan Kleanballs
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Lets go bitch
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OH GOD HE SHOT MY LEFT NUT OFF
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>>724397866
>>724397866
>>724397866

Rolling to become the shooter!
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>>724397866
quads and i become the school shooter
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DONT <dies>
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>>724397866
Roll
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he did it !!! he killed the school shooter
>>724417111
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Watch me become the one
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>>724417214
=( i wanted to become the next school shooter lucky for you guys
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>>724397866
I want this to be a peanut butter and jelly thread
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>>724417333
Dylan and Eric are dead now
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>>724417333
Killer
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School invaded by local special school. 3 shooters and plenty of autism.
Same roles apply.

>Rolling for kill me pls
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Going for odd singles
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heck
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But seriously a peanut butter jelly thread would be sick
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Fuck me up fam
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Last try,

R0lling for peanut butter and jelly thread
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Death pls
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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hope im not found under the desk
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rollio
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>>724397866
Rolling for survival m8.
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Nigger
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ROLLLINGG
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Vibration
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>>724397866
ballsacks on my FACE
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Angry
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The following URL and to and to and to be content with and with and to be content to be a le the weekend I the the weekend I can't do I'm going outside again I fuck is your entire family the right I can't do I'm going outside taking it as a dino the
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>>724397866
rawlerino
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i wanna live, jk
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Nigger thread
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>>724397866
hero play
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*Lets out a nervous fart*
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>>724420555
Damn dude you got them with that surprise fart yo
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>>724420555
Fucking trips boi. I'm an American hero.
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>>724420666
Damn you guys tag teamed the shooter
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loli bread
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Am I dead?
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>>724397866
>-dubs get to call cops
>op rolls dubs
>well, now it's just a matter of time
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pls don't Adam lanza
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>>724421033
911 WE HAVE ADAM LANZA HERE HELP
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>>724397866
kek never lucky
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>>724399876
Will I Dab on em?
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Rollerino
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>>724397866
roll
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>>724421177
ABruh
KaDabBruh
AlakaFam
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spiderman thread gentlemen, spiderman thread indeed
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>>724397866
Badum tish
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>>724397866
This is now a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

thread
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>>724399576
underrated, thanks for the laugh
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Rollerino
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>>724397866
WE WAZ KANGZ
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>>724397866
I have not lived this long to die now
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>>724397866
the police are on their wya!
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Rollo
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rollin
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Cancer
a
n
c
e
r
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rollllll
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>>724407464
when you are so stupid you don't catch a joke so obvious even a 6 year old could catch it.
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fuck fear
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>>724426212
>>
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Im gonna try to take him out with this phone!
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Im lucky
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>>724427356
its just a scratch
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Not this shit again
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>>724397866
i am teh shooter
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