What the fuck is this rubbish!? You! Donkeys! Get me my orders!

Sorry Chef, here's one serving of dubz fresh off the pan!

Fuck you, chef!

dubs coming right away chef

coming in with the quads

working on it chef

quads right here

>>724395345
Sorry Chef, Marcus over their added an ingredient that wasn't in the ingredients.

Here's the order again.

>>724395345
you're a fucking failure

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>>724395178
no chef, you can't just "order up" quads. That shit needs a couple days to brine

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>>724395345
What the fuck is this? You think this is a fuckin' game!? Sod off will ya!

>>724395412
get the fuck outta my kitchen you little shit!

yesh chef i gotchu

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>>724395621
>>724395567
>>724395479
You call yourself a chef! Take off that jacket and bugger off! Fuck me!!!

flaming hot dubs right here

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>>724395345
You're running a shitty kitchen, chef! If we don't get a dubs immediately you're fired!

sorry for the delay chef

>>724395755
Hopefully this'll make chefu proud

Order up, chef

Fuck you Ramsey, you're asking poor fucks for gourmet trips and quads? Are you insane?

You'll be lucky to get some dubs, here's some singles you cunt.

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>>724395755
Damn straight, anotha one coming right up

Coming up chef

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will this work?

>>724395178
Here's some dubs, now shut your Australian or British or whatever the fuck you are mouth you cunt.

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>>724395178
Yes Chef! Right away Chef!

Order up chef

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>>724395755
>>724396200
One more will make chef Sendai notice me

>>724395178
yes sir, right away sir

quads

>>724396477
checked

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>>724395773
You! keep your mouth shut and watch your station. Everyone look at this rubbish! It fuckin' undercooked!!!

Trips coming to the pass!

>>724396666
Quads chef, I meant quads!!!

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>>724395755
>>724396477
>>724396566
>>724396200
>>724396666
COME ON GUYS WE NEED TRIPS

>>724396666
you overcooked the trips

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>>724396566
>>724396477
>>724396200
>>724395755
>>724396666
The orders are up, where are my TRIPPSSS. It all gonna all be stone cold. Get on with it!!!

Trips coming chef!

Calm down chef, I got a steaming plate of trips right here

>>724397068
the trips are ready chef!

I think that these dubs could pass as trips, they wont notice the difference

Hey chef I got one order of trips comin right up

The fucking trips are burning!

dubs coming up chef!!

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I love how people like this exist. This flaming faggot has multiple images of Gordon Ramsay just sitting on his hard drive.

How is this chef?

eat a dick chef

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I can't cook but here's some workplace motivation

RAW

Trips?

Hmmm here is my best chef

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>>724397068
Sorry boss, had to finish my grape drink.

here ya go ya brittish fuck

>>724397665
FUCK YOU NIGGER, ONE OFF

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i said trips, do thse look like TRIPS for you?
GET THE TRIPS ALREADY

Trips up chef, think I spilled a little.

Trips fresh out the oven chef

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>>724397742
Shut up, hoe.

I'm working on it, but I got distracted by the watermelon.

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>>724397858
>>724397890

you don't cook trips in an oven you fry em in a hot pan

CHEF! I PRESENT TO YOU DEEZ NUTS, CHEF!

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>>724395178
ROLLING CHEF!

cunt

Don't worry chef I have them here for you

One order of trips Chef! Sorry for the delay

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Close the fucking kitchen Chef, I dare you.

CHEF I POURED THE BLEACH INTO THE MILK TO MAKE IT BRIGHTER

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For you, chef.

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>>724398147
YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE KITCHEN

>>724397665
you undercooked the order
im a rookie but ill try

coming right up chef

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I could go for some trips. Feeling a bit peckish.

here is your trips risotto chef

>>724398146
Oh shit,my bad chef I forgot to add an ingredient,HERE are the trips!

>>724398279
i messed up bad,ill try one more time chef!

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>>724398215
alrite bud... ya want trips?

For le chef!!

trips comin right up

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"An excellent trips"

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>>724398215
You poncy fucking wank stain, suck on dez trips.

>>724398530
why are there fucking singles here
OH my GOD
have you served this? did they have to check this?

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>>724398785

>>724398785
Hey, we could use a duck >:)

Coming up!

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>>724398859
fuck forgot pic

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>>724398894

Boom

How about now chef? Is this good enough?

>>724398942
>Fuck it, I'm out.

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it's all full of singles

Here, Chef!

We are trying our best here chef!

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let me show you how its done

Here chef.

Chef! Here's one of the trips you ordered

trips coming up to the pass

>>724398996
Nooooooo

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i'm done

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Okay

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>>724395567

>>724399615
We're trying chef!!!!

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>>724395178
Eat shit you limey bastard.

Filet Trignon

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Why the fuck dont you step up Gordy if youre as good as you say you are? Have some fuckin trips, bitch.

Sorry for the delay, Chef! One order of trips fresh out of the oven!

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>>724400156
Sod off you fuckin' get. You know what you are?

Trips are ready chef, sorry for the delay

>>724400425
Nevermind, took it out too early

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>>724400430

>>724400463
Trips should be ready now, chef!

trips ready to be served

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Fuck you chef!!! We sick of listening to your bullshit!!! Reply to this post with trips, and we'll overthrow the bastard!!!

Trips chef!

>>724400668
THESE TRIPS ARE OVERCOOKED YOU FUCKING LEMON

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>>724400689
Fuck this shit, we're going union.

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>>724395178
just fire me

>>724400999
ONE MORE TO GO BOYS

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>>724400668
your not even trying anymore!

>>724401070
I'm sorry chef I'll try harder!

I don't even get paid for this shit

>>724395178
Ok

Last order of trips ready to be served

Trips are ready

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Take your trips

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we're out of trips chef! the other faggots burnt all we had in inventory but one.

will this do?

I'm sorry chef, did someone order trips?

fuck you chef, tripssssssssssssss

Last try for trips

Here are the trips

Maybe we could get some extra quads to spice up this order

>>724401919
Shit back in the over they go

>>724401973
Should be ready about now

God ur absolute shit

Fucking amateurs I went to 8 years of chef school for these TRIPS

Do u even know how to get trips

>>724402075
Fuck lemme just pop it in the microwave

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Seriously though guys, what in the actual fuck.

>>724402075
But did you pay attention at all during those 8 years faggot?

Fucking hell

Maybe those quads are ready now?

>>724402225
Almost

>>724402168
Fuck no I can only make microwave pizzas and singles

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>>724401556

ALRIGHT GUY'S LET'S DO THIS

>LEEERROOOOY JEEEEENNNKINNNNS!

>>724395178
I didn't even wash my hands

>>724402322
Ok,well those were dubs, now I'm just gonna season them and NOW,check those trips

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>>724402322
>>724402225
>>724402033
it's not fuckin' hard! Honestly!

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>>724402422
More seasoning mate

>>724402422
Shit not enough pepper, NEEDS MORE FUCKING ASIAGO

THEYRE FUCKING BURNT

Gotta do the cooking by the book

trips here

>>724400689
Down with le chef!!!

>>724402489
INTO THE TRASH IT FUCKING GOES

It's like your not even trying

>>724402525
You know you can't be lazy!!

YOU CALL YOUR SELVES CHEFS

Fucknuggets.

>>724395178
Are these good enough for you??

I'm sorry for the delay chef!

My name Jeff

777 come on

Professional McDonald's chef here

Never have I ever been more disappointed in this damn kitchen

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Ask me about my wiener

Trips coming up

>>724402909
unless it has trips, I don't care

YOURE ALL FIRED

...Is the food still warm chef?

>>724403000
SAVED

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>>724402787
Get out! Now, right fuckin' now!!! You are not a fucking chef?! I asked for trips you get, and you couldn't even make dubs correctly!

TRIPS COMING RIGHT UP

Chef coming to the pass!

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>>724403000
See that? That's what happens when you respond to my wiener call.

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>>724403000
Alright that's it. It took you long enough. Fuck me!

I have no professional cooking experience.

Are we getting a pay raise for this?

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>>724403190
Okay

>>724403281
Sod off, you just keep your jobs. For now.

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we can't get the quads boss

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>>724395178
calm down chef

lol, fuck you, Chef. I've got three michelin stars and you're a wanker.

>>724395178
yes chef

>>724404148
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>724395178
yes sir gordon sir