>"Hey we think you pretty cute." How do you respond

Thanks! Do you have any white friends?

No u

>>724386651
I'm not a piece of meat, try to learn to respect people you horrible people.

Y-you too

>>724386651
Th-thanks nigger- I mean, thanks. Got any white friends?

>be gone thot

>>724386651
Thanks, you girls busy at the moment?

"well I think you're pretty cute, wanna get some drinks?"

Easy as that, sperg lord.

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>>724386651
how much do you charge per hour?

>>724386651
fart loudly

>>724386651

Thank you sister, you too! Sorry but I like dudes

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>>724386651
*points to the dillznick*

>>724387144
do we look busy? haha....we are at the beach getting drunk, why are you so retarded?


how do you respond to that?

>Negros don't talk like that

"me too"

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"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

What up my niggers, wanna fuck some dick?

>>724386731
/thread

>>724386651
real answer: "Where are you girls headed?"

>>724386651
> Thanks, you look pretty good yourself. What are you drinking? Let me have some.
> Oh shit, it tastes fucking horrible. Did you just drug me? Oh god no, I need that kidney.

>>724387388
/edge

>>724387286
So you're free, wanna get some drinks then?

>>724386651
"don't talk to me you whore"

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>>724386731
U made me ink

Can this be a black thread now? I love the thought of jungle booty on my face.

I wanna be the white in your Oreo cookie.

When I need your mouth I'll unzip my pants, until then stfu.

>>724386651
Ask them what they're going to do about it.
Works every time if they're dtf. It sounds both aggressive and calm at the same time. Can throw different attitudes on it depending on how they're looking at me

>>724386651
GOOD, YOU?

>>724386731
Yell "nigger!"as loud as you can and start running in circles screaming "reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" as loun as you can while reliceing your bowels. Bitches love itvwhen guys do that.

>>724386651
You wanna get something to eat? On me.

>>724386651
>My mum said I'm not allowed to talk to strangers

>>724386651
thanks! So are you, want to go off to my place?

>>724386651
You think I cute, you must sex me.

"Fuck off bitch."

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>>724386651
Why a bitch gotta lie?

>>724386651
"fuck off"

>>724387694
Dont forget to pull out your penis.

>>724387466
no fuck you

>>724387161
They already have drinks you look like a fucking retard now

>>724387618
Alpha

>>724388546
>>724387618
Samefag. I responded to my post on purpose.
That's real beta of me. It has worked before. Only on an older woman.

>>724386731
Kek, but in reality you don't have the balls to say that

>>724386908
topkek

>>724386651
I don't have any cash on me, I don't want to get AIDS, and I don't want to run into a dick bigger than mine. Thanks though.

>>724386651
smile and say well who ever spotted me first gets my number

>>724386651

do you have any idea how much dirty cock has been in those filthy monkey holes. literally aids. literally.

>>724386651
YEEEEEEEEUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

>>724387458
t. nigger

>>724387388
>>724387458
there's a reason this happened. its called a gift from the 4chan gods. but please, keep responding.

>>724386651
I don't fuck half breeds

Tits or GTFO

>>724388344
Fucking kek

>>724386651
"Since you are speaking for the two of you, then you must be the alpha female."

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>>724388344

>>724386651
Want to go do some bloomers?

>>724387694
>reliceing your bowels
wat

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This a package deal or am I gonna be going solo?

"I don't like sand, it's course and rough, and it gets everywhere.

>>724388344
checked, and this guy is correct you would look so dumb get rektd

>>724386731

was thinking the same I would prob hit the one on the right

>>724386651
"Security, please remove these savages from my sight... The nerve of these "people"."

> I'm not an autistic splerg
> ???
> be fapping for days with that one memory in you r mind where a femal human talked to you.

>>724390513

kek'd hard

>>724386651
Thanks, I guess I could soil my Danish genes by fuckin you. But I'm going to for sure use a condom

Thanks. You look, ah, cute too.

>>724387086
topkek

>>724387144
you..
y-you wanna see our busy??
cen we see bens?

>>724388344
grab their drinks and throw them on the ground and stomp them. then i ask them if they want drinks

>>724387444
This is the only possible scenario if someone from this board were ever to be accosted like that.

>>724390516
checked
and this guy is correct
you would get rekt
may b even smekd
nek minnut and ur snek aint so erect

>>724386651

Thanks, but I don't date strippers. Fuck off.

>>724387161

God-tier advice.

>inb4 they already have drinks - they will finish those and want more drinks

WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR

>>724386651
"Too dark."

>>724386651
And? ( Wait for a response with smile ) May I have your phone number. Ill call you some time and thank you for the compliment.

>>724386651
Thanks, can I invite you for a dinner?

You respond with: "Thank you"
Then you walk away, you go home, you masturbate and then you thank yourself that you didnt deal with all that bullshit foreplay that you have to do and that stupid shit in the morning.

>>724386651
"yes, I like niggers"
works every time.

>>724386651
So um.. do I pay up front or after?
How about half now, and half later, with an extra 50 whatever your stupid potato money is for the one with the tightest ass...?
Ok, 'ladies'...?

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I dont date niggers

>>724388322
Straight to the point, I like that. My place is just around the block.

>>724391953

Oh my god this fucking rules

>>724393483
/pol/

>>724387694
I will slice your tomatoes for 9 dollars per day

>>724386651

Protip: No woman has ever meant the words: "Hey we think you pretty cute." You're about to get embarrased by them or robbed, so ignore them and keep moving.

>>724387767
nono, "On meee" get it? *nervous chuckle*
*shits pants*

>>724388344
when's the last time you got laid besides never?

>>724388697
you sir are a nigger for sure

>>724390049
>that filename
nigger that's a teddy bear not a tiger.

>>724390513
wait what game was that.....................................

>>724390483
ya you wash that fucking ferret.... wash hims so good.........

>>724386651
oh just wait till i get a few more drinks in you

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>>724394673
Pokemon Emerald when you get that gay ass Secret Power TM from that white nigger in a red jumpsuit so you can make your base in a tree like a degenerate monkey piece of shit

>>724386651
y-y-you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-too while staring at the ground and dropping spaghetti

>>724388344
i just laughed my ass off

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>>724388344

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H-h-hey I l-like your face too *wink*

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>>724386651
i'd probably spaghetti all over the place

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i that how your owner taught you to talk to your betters? display position. I mean NOW nigger!

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>>724393254