General Weed thread. Whats your setup? Prefered methods? Fun

>>724375433
>fun things to do while high
take acid

>>724375433
where do you fags hide your weed?

>>724375528
>>724375433
also I use a grinder and a glass bong, but also roll joints

smoking from a blue bong right now bruh.

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Wish I could smoke right now but I'm studying for exams right now, light one up for me anon

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>smoke
>go on /b/ looking for stoner thread
>no results
>browse a little longer
>this thread appears

howd you know OP

>>724375639
>hiding weed
don't need to hide it from anyone anymore, but I used to just hide it in a small container in my cupboard.

>>724375639
in my arse

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what do you niggers do while high?

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>>724375802

> don't smoke
> go on /b/ looking for topics that interest me
> no results
> shitpost in stoner thread instead about how if they didn't smoke, little things like this would fail to impress them, forcing them to find hobbies that aren't "being retarded for a while"
> cry because I a monster that lives alone and cannot relate with other humans
> ah, autism thread. au revoir

>>724376062
see >>724375528
generally listen to music, eat food, watch videos

>>724375781
Gotchu /b/ro

>play bioshock or new vegas and look inside containers that say [empty]

>>724375639
I have a 5 dollar plastic ammo box from walmart. Smellproof and a fairly innocent thing to have, plus i can put a lock on it

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how can I find a trustworthy dealer? I just moved and I dont know anybody here

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Fucking max file size bullshit.
This is what I usually use.
Though when at home I'll smoke small rizla joints since I'm by myself.
Pipes usually for when I'm lazy in bed.

gravity bongs are the best way to smoke after you smoke a blunt.

>>724377457
Go to a party and find the stoners, chances are one of them sells. If not find out where they get it from

when did you guys start smoking weed?
15 here

Good stoner music:
Anything by "atmosphere"
Anything by "the dirty heads"
"Someday" by "sugar ray"
"Dont kill my buzz" by Cisco Adler
Anything by shwayzee

>>724375433
is that a grinder or just a container? it looks like it could be a mortar and pestle

>>724378173
14

weed culture is both cringy and hilarious.

>>724377457
Order a pizza, ask them to send the coolest guy. If he looks chill ask him wher the weed at. Used to blaze at work while delivering pizza all the time, would regularly smoke with customers as a tip from them or get asked if I had a hook-up, etc. Lot safer then going to random parties

>tfw built up a tolerance cause been smoking every day since december
>barely get even close to as high as I used to
>may as well start smoking tobacco

Help anons, what do?

>>724378194
Its a little wooden pot i got in the Caribbean when i was 15, i think it looks cool so i keep weed in it

>>724378655
You gotta take that tolerance break bro. 3 weeks should put you back on track but id try for a month if i were you

>>724378655
Stop smoking, clearly. Take a break for a day. You can use vitamin C to do a detox and reset your physical tolerance in three days (and pass a drug test in as little as two or even one day) as long as you take around 2000mg a day with plenty of water. However, that won't reset your expectation of getting high or whatever going on in your head.


Alternatively, smoke better weed

>>724378173
14, with my cousin then i started selling it for pocket money

>>724375639
pelican case with 2 locks

>>724378178
Jesus Christ dude no.

>>724378173
15

>>724375433
what strain you all smokin on tonight?
AK-47 here

>>724378655
dont fucking start tobacco. If youre using a bong, go to a pipe for a week or two, if youre using a pipe go to joints for a couple weeks. I smoke everyday and I go on pipe tolerance breaks every once in a while.

>>724378950 couldn't agree more with this as well.

>weed lowers your iq and make you dumb
prove me wrong

>724380857

>>724375433
Why are so many people beginning to deny the effects of this dangerous mind-altering drug?

how is masturbating while high? Heard it's harder, does it pay off in the end?

>>724381710

Are you from 1970? There are THOUSANDS OF YEARS of folk use of weed. Zero indication that it's dangerous aside from the danger of being arrested for it (or so said the American Psychology Assocation back in 78)...

Are you being a dumb troll? Weed is fucking harmless. There is not LD50.

>>724381804
If I use a nice indica, jerking off feels like a blowjob, and blowjobs feel like God Himself has touched you.

>>724381893
Harmless? Millions of Americans per year are wiped out because of this deadly man made toxin.

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This is my stash/at home gear. I've also got a much better bong at my sister's place for the weekends. I'll go there, rip a few, throw myself into this big comfy blue recliner, and watch something manly like Top Gear or Ultimate Beast Master.

>>724382157
Pineapple please.

>>724378173
Same. Friends introduced me to it inbetween their apt complex and a housing development in the making. Got so ripped i thought i was driving 30 mph when i was doing exactly 5 like an hour into our sesh. And they say you don't get it the first time...

On probation but why cant i threat myself?
smoking some og kush atm

>>724382157
Clean your nails.

>>724378655
Quit for a lil while twatsky..

>>724381804
of course

>>724382157
apple pls

>>724378178
No...

>>724382414
Cuz jail nigga.

>>724381804
Yes it is absolutely difficult for me to masturbate when high, but not for reasons you suspect. See, when I'm high, EVERYTHING arouses me, from anal, to furries, to chicks with dicks, to chick furries with dicks, fuckin' grandmas, gay grandpas having orgies, and even fucking straight ass boring missionary position sex between one man and one woman.

I'll have so many porn tabs open at once, that I end up talking like an hour to fap completely, because I want to jerk off to them all, and the second damn near close to ejaculating, I think of something else really hot to look up. Now keep in mind, some of this stuff I would never jerk off too I wasn't high, but I don't regret doing it WHILE high.

I could actually fap in seconds if I could just focus on one video or picture, but it's just not that simple.

>>724375433
>all out
>sketchy dealer got busted
>don't really trust buying from him, even though he's free again

>>724375433
I basically only smoke through bongs, since it's easier to assess your dosage, and with very little waste. It's also more pleasant than joints, which I basically only roll when I know I'm going somewhere, like after/before a show.

>>724383040
My preferences don't change when I smoke, but the 'think of something better to fap to' hits me from time to time.

>>724375433
I smoke out of scientific glass bongs at home and glass pipes when I'm in the woods. I have a $1200 bong setup right now.

As for activities, I got lucky and was an active stoner. I get antsy and I clean my apartment, go to the gym and work out, go for hikes or walk around my neighborhood, shit like that.

>>724378173
First time was 15, but stopped at 18 so I could be an adult. Got back into it at 24 because I got a brain injury and haven't stopped since.

>>724378173
Think I was 17 the first time. Enjoyed it, but never bought any myself until I was 19 or 20. Not a daily smoker because of stigma, lack of productivity and law enforcement.

>>724378173
17

>>724378173
15 or 16. Brought my older bro as my plus one to a lock in at our school. He pulled over in the back lot of the local middle school and smoked out of a Mello Yellow can fashioned into a ghetto pipe. All of his friends could tell we were fucked up, and when it came time for the scavenger hunt, we wandered around the school listening to the Killers on Pandora

Catch a new marvel movie. It's a tradition of my mates and i. Whenever a new movie comes out in theaters (one from marvel) we get super baked, eat a fuck ton of food and cash the movie. Makes the movies so much fun. Our next one will be "Logan" next week

Hey I have an edible and I've heard conflicting information about whether to eat on empty or full stomach. Some swear that eating on an empty stomach gives you the full effect (so intense some people warn not too eat on an empty stomach), but others say because of the first pass effect it is better to have a meal in you.

What are everyone's experiences with this?

>>724378173
First smoked about 8 (a slightly older dude in my street made me and all the kids in the street smoke fags and hash).
Smoked weed fully from 13/14.

>>724386396
Eat something an hour before hand for best result.

>>724378900
>>724378950
This.
My routine is I usually smoke heavily for 2 weeks then take 2 weeks off.
Sometimes smoke 3 weeks and have 1 week off.

>>724378173
15-16 I smoked first on 4/20, then slowly got more into it over the summer

>>724386770
I can only smoke for a couple of days at a time, then I go upto a week or more without smoking, so my tolerance never really builds up, but the last week I was on a massive high binge, consuming 4 edibles and a lot of smoke in a just a couple of hours, and I noticed a dip in my tolerance.

>>724378173
First time was 17, a buddy of mine got some janky ass stems and seeds from a kid at school and we tried lighting it from a mason jar with a grill lighter. Once another friend of ours started getting actual weed, we were using a soda can, and eventually a spoon pipe, but I never got high.

It wasn't until I was 23 that I took my first bong rip and got high for the first time.

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bump, smoking on some blackberry cheesecake and watching tokin daily! life is good

>>724386396
If I don't have anything in my stomach an edible will never have an effect on me

>>724388131
sweet piece man, I have a TAG bong in the mail now. So excited

>>724388505
Thanks, TAG makes some good stuff. hope you get it in one piece, shipping glass sketches me out.

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>>724388505
I really want this fella, but damn it's so huge, I fear that I'd never be able to clear it.

>>724388951
My friend has the same bong minus the turbine perk, it hits and clears great!

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Literally not contributing to this thread because I have a bonfire to start soon but I hosted a Drug thread on /b/ a few weeks ago that got like 700 responses before it got pruned.

This dipshit takes the cake in fails. Left his DL in the photo. Also, don't be a fucking disgusting or messy stoner.

>>724389565
being an organized stoner is one of the best parts imo

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>>724389354
Dude percs are a god send. I bought this roor knock off and I love every bit of it. It hits so smooth that I'm taking these milky white rips and it rarely irritates my throat, plus that turbine makes such a good splash guard since water is thrown to the sides.

>>724389565
What a sloppy piece of shit. I'm friends with a guy like that (More like I have a good buddy who has to live with him right now and this guy just happens to smoke with me and my bud whn I'm around). His apartment is a god damn disgrace. He's got bongs all over the place, bowl pieces with the stems busted off, and there's a bubbler sitting on top of his toilet tank, and his toilet has seen better fuckin' days.

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Northern lights for me

>>724389565
Who the fuck plays dreamcast

Dabbing fat. Let's see those setups bros

>>724390852
Get Out.

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Let's see those rigs

>>724391150
You mean that 5000 dollar art statement that I bet you've never once smoked out of?

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Oregon Coast checking in

ITT: fucking stoned liberalist hipsters

better start takin meth

So my friend has puked 2 times when taking edibles, he puked the other day when he ate 3 firecrackers, then didn't puked when he ate half a cookie from another batch. he then puked again when he ate half a cookie that was very potent.

if he eats a quarter and drinks a bit, will he puke ?

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>>724391346
Nigga its my daily driver. My most used piece. Fuck outta here with your broke bitch ass

Why would I not use the sickest piece ever? Bout to dab fat off it right now then go smoke an oil cig

>>724375433
Going on adventures and explore is always fun.

I need help /b/ros!
Recently moved to Paris, and all I find is poor quality hash or 0.6g weed around 10eur.. And even for that, I have to go far away in the city. Can some1 help a bro out? Or maybe tell me a better place to buy?

>>724375433
A haze v3 I'm a doughboi I roll when people knead me
I've only been getten high when people give me weed now. I usually barter for it with cid or mushrooms, but haven't been because I have no self control or work ethic and have very imporant work to do, can't afford to be getting high all day like a teenager anymore.
>fun things
Ain't nothing better than doing nothing but bullshit
>stories
I've been addicted to opium and cocaine and both were easier to walk away from than weed at the height of my dank addiction

>>724392083
Quality post

>>724392211
I don't give a shit how much money you have. Money doesn't make you a good person, and weed should never define you as a person, it makes you look bad and makes the whole fuckin' community look bad. Get the fuck outta here with your stupid ass meme glue and black ass/bro slang fusion.

>>724392174
1/4?
That's what I eat with 6 blotter hits when I want to meet the ayy lmaos
Why?

>>724392174
Edible are different for everyone, the way they are digested and how they affect you n' such. His body might not tolerate one of the ingredients in the food or something..

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>>724392773
Why you always gotta hate kid? Stay mad.

>>724392211
why are you writing in nigger broken english?

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Feels good man
Greetings from Brazil

i'm out of weed and stuck in fucking germany for the next 3 months.i have no idea where to get some in my area. fuck.

>>724393016
>Jeff Sessions is on his way to meeting to sign bill which legalizes recreational marijuana.
>Asks driver to stop car at nearest bathroom.
>Nearest bathroom is at frat house.
>Knocks on door.
>Hey guys, I need to use your restroom, is that ok?
>Fuck yeah bro, get in here, we're getting ready to take some fat fuckin dabs and smoke some dab cigs, wanna join?
>Marijuana now lands you a life sentence without the possibility of parole.

>>724375528
lol weed is something you do on acid, acid is not something you do on weed.

acid is not an accent drug, if your doing acid and another drug its not really a mix because acid is your main experience. being stoned tints that only slightly.

>>724377911
sick clip pipe, dude!

>>724393447
Dude are those wooden grinders the tits or what? So simple, just wood and metal teeth, but it does the job better than anything else out there.

>>724392455
No1 in Paris? Help for the dubs at least. I can't beleave it's so hard to find quality shit in France...

>>724393447
Is that rectangular prism your bud?

>>724393741
They're the best grinders for buds, but not so good for the low quality "pressed weed" that we usually smoke here in Brazil. For those, the metal ones do the work better.

>>724393641
Are you retarded you faggot

>Implying I live in some shit frathouse or I'd ever let some random mother fucker in my house

The autism is strong with this one

>>724394018
Yes, it's the "low quality pressed weed" that I just mentioned. At least it's cheap.

>>724389565
guy fucks up and doxes himself with drugs and you do him the favor of reposting, he might be stupid but your a dick.

>>724392083
i am a stoned conservative-libertarian who mainly visits /pol/
what now?

>>724392174
never heard of puking on edibles. by the time you get high your stomach should be empty if all you ate was a cooke/browny. i dont get why you would puke.

>>724393525
time to explore the ghettos. bet they got good hash in the no-go zones.

>>724394125
The point wasn't that you lived in a frat house, it's that every time you join one of these threads, you use a mix of frat and black slang and you think you're hot shit because all you do is take big fat dab hits and weed is for poorfags ect. It makes you look retarded, and it gives the stoner community a bad name. It's just the kind of shit that people like Sessions would use against the legalization of marijuana.

>>724395480
Fuck outta here you're just a hater

>>724396163
Spoken like a true nigger.

>>724396275
Spoken like a true autistic sperglord

>>724375639
I don't, I have my own place you fag

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post short youtube memes

>>724397718
shit my retarded ass thought i was making a thread