Hey /b/, gonna go to McDonald's right now but I don't

>>724373024
100 piece chicken nuggets

>>724373024
the number 4 depression combo with a side order of sadness and self-loathing

>>724373024
Double quarter pounder plain only onion. Add your own ketchup and mustard to avoid a soggy bun. Also, pickles at mcds are always gross and mishandled, so I would just avoid those.

>>724373024
a mcgangbang m8, anything else is wrong

>>724373024
2 grand macs and a large coke

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mcdubz

McFlurry & fries

if mctrips, get 3 orders of fries and BBQ sauce & some buns

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ask them directions to taco bell? >>724373024

OP - order 50 nuggets :)

>>724373024
A royale with cheese

chickenburger and mcflurry

The Big Mac because you've already resigned yourself to the likelihood of an early death - why not go hard with it?

And real talk those shits are tasty.

>>724373024
Get water

>>724373024

every burger on the menu

>fucking deliver

Allow me anon.

First just a small fry.
Then a main you get a double cheeseburger with extra cheese.
Next skip the soda...straight a for a milkshake. Honestly do a nice soothing vanilla or add some mods for a strawberry.
Last but not least. Mcfucking kys

Buy McDonald.

>>724373024
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>724374127
calm down, kid

Ask for a few free sides of honey for the biscuits you just bought from KFC.

>>724373343
This/

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Leave and go to Wendys.

>>724373024
Grand Mac

>>724374468
kek

>tfw work as a mctrainer at mcdonalds
>Things that make me angry:
>People who don't order the sandwich first
>Anyone who orders grand macs
>Anyone who orders more than two sandwiches
>Anyone who orders a 'Dinner box' (Hah good things we got rid of our fucking breakfast box now, the dinner box it next. See ya later fatass)
>Those who order breakfast items after 2 pm (enjoy your hard muffin and old sausage)
>Anyone who orders 2 or more of: 20 piece boxes, double quarters, grand macs, or triple cheeses

Glad I get paid $12/hr to deal with glutenous morons all day

fuck you guys

Fries

Egg

>>724374911
whatever it is you put in the food to make my entire car smell for two days and all my clothes smell for one day when I pick up mcdonalds on the way home...it's working.

>>724374911
Yeah that's nice, can I get a Number 3 no Onions.

>>724375176
That's called grease. I'm not even fucking with you.
Grease emanates from the sandwiches, fries, nuggets, etc. I work with vats, grills, and toasters all day. After a 9 hour shift I come home with a T H I C C layer of grease on my face and my clothes smell like straight up grease.
They absorb this moist smell of old canola oil and fat from the burgers. I work mostly in the grill department so I'm basically BREATHING the shit all day.

I feel your pain.

>>724373024
2 grand macs

How about a chickenflurry and a Mcmc

>>724375408
lol tell that to the bitch up front buddy, I don't do people department shit. I cook the food, clean the place, and make sure the innards of this damn store are running.
It sucks weiner.

>But yeah thanks that'll be $4.58 for your shitty burger L M A O

If dubs:meat.

Is it time for shamrock shakes?

>>724375792
yes

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>>724374911
what makes you think the amount of food people order is what they are going to personally eat? think about it..

>>724375792
Sadly, yes. I hate those little shits. We get busy and the shake machine breaks EVERY FUCKING DAY

Order a bag of mcnuggets, still frozen

EMPLOYEE: May I help you?
JB: Yeah, um, uh
EMP: Can I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second I'm looking at the menu
EMP: Ok
JB: ... ummm
EMP: Would you like seasoned curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, dont offer me anything. I'll tell you want I want
EMP: Ok
JB: Um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nuggets?
EMP: Yes, six piece chicken nuggets
JB: Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? Im trying to-
EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away I'm just wanting a four nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake
EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets
EMP: Alright, four six piece nuggets
JB: And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure
EMP: Western Bacon Cheeseburger
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee
EMP: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No onions... um...
EMP: Ok Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, twelve piece chicken nuggets
JB: And um.. I'm gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories cause it has less calories cause it's fish
EMP: Filet o' Fish
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet-Coke cause' I'm trying to watch my figure. Tryin' to loose some of the weight
EMP: Uh.. you want half Coca-Cola half Diet-Coke?
JB: Um... and a SMALL, a SMALL chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to watch my figure. Not a large, a small
EMP: It comes in medium-small or medium-large. Small chocolate shake
JB: Um also a small seasoned curlys. Small seasoned curlys
EMP: OK I got small season's curleys, western bacon cheeseburger
JB: Ummm... fuck my ass what else. Give me uhh.. alright cherrys jubilee and thats it
EMP: $10.01

>>724375909
I don't care for people who are feeding their families with this shit. That actually makes me angrier.
We have regulars.
They come in EVERY DAY and get the SAME EXACT SHIT.
Now that's not bad enough but there are people who come in and ORDER THEIR FAMILIES THIS SHIT EVERY DAY TOO.

Every day some family is eating 4 big macs, 8 cheese burgers, 40 nuggets, and 8 small fries.

Fuck those people so much. Fuck them for not learning to actually cook their family food. Fuck them for literally killing their kids and spouse with this shit.

I hate this world.

>>724375955
>We get busy and the shake machine breaks EVERY FUCKING DAY
QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND FIX THE DAMN THING. THE GODDAMN FRAPPE IS JUST NOT THE SAME.

JB: Wait. Kage what do you want?
KG: Uhhh. Geez... let me have uhh... I think I want the regular western bacon cheeseburger, large shake, uhm, seasoned curlys
JB: Oh GOD. Come on with the order. Take forever!
KG: That's all I want, that's all I want
JB: Good. Ok. How much is that sir?
EMP: That will be $14.75 at the window please, please drive up
JB: (To KG) Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot... umm, uh got, yeah I got like. Uhhh...
JB: Give it to me.. Alright Here... Ok... we only have, umm... alright I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
EMP: Ok thank you
JB: Ok thank you. Let's go

>>724376240
GUESS WHAT SHIT NUGGET THE THING TAKES TIME TO GET FIXED. YOU GOTTA DRAIN IT, STRIP IT DOWN, AND CLEAN THE LINES AND THE WHOLE THING AND THEN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS IF NIGHT SHIFT WOULD LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PUT THE THING DOWN PROPERLY AT NIGHT
HOLY FUCK

Get a McFuckingKillYourselfDegenerateMeatEatingFAggot

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>>724375723
I really don't think you're in any position to have a superiority complex when you're working at McDonald's buddy.

>Yeah thanks here you go, now go back there and flip my patty, fryboy.

>>724373024
How about just don't op?
Your body will thank you.

>>724376378
>>724376143
This man is very out of touch with Mcdonalds these days.

We have 4 piece nuggets. We have 6, 10, and 20.

We do not have a junior burger of any kind unless you mean the new Mac Jr. that came out like a month ago.

No. 4

>>724376536
I do when I make $12/hr 40hr/wk when that girl up front gets make 15 hrs a week and makes $9/hr and knows basically fuck all there is about running the place.

I hate women so god damn much.

I go to mcdonalds a few times a year knowing exactly what I want, cash ready in hand, speaking politely and clearly, and ignoring petty crap like getting pickles that i didn't ask for (I'll just take them off and get on with business).

I feel like a dying breed now...

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>>724373024
JUST

>>724376173
Sound like such a shit human being.

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>>724376565
They are lyrics to a skit on an album. It is not a real fast food place, and they didn't want WacArnald's to sue.

>>724376667
Not when you're flipping burgers and acting like you have a stick in your ass every day of your life. Maybe it's just time to kill yourself.

>>724376691
RING MY ORDER UP

>>724373024
a number 9, 7, 3, 5, and 2. With a large coke.

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why do you give a shit what people order? if you worked at a grocery store would you be judging people on the contents of their shopping? get a life.

>>724376991
>>724376173

>>724376817
Technically we don't even flip the burgers anymore. We have a 3 platen grill system that cooks both sides at once.

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>>724377111
it's none of your business what they get. your there to sell food. your spending so much thought and focus on it all that your ironically the source of your own consternation. just relax have a dorite.

>>724376991
>if you worked at a grocery store would you be judging people on the contents of their shopping?
Would you? I would, though I wouldn't bitch about it like that mcfaggot.

>>724376991
Yes, I'd judge them super hard because fuck you for buying 8 32 oz soda's with an EBT card

MY TAXES PAID FOR THAT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP YOU'RE CHUGGING DOWN FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU YOU DON'T WORK YOU'RE ON FUCKING WELFARE PAYING WITH EBT AND SNAP FUCK OFF YOU LAZY BASTARD AND BUY SOMETHING GOOD FOR YOU

>>724377159
Just give me my burger, I'm on lunch!!

>>724377286
You tagged the wrong guy, but I agree.

yup

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>>724377300
at least the robots who replace you won't judge. even vending machines fuck up orders less than fast food employees.

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My Regular:

Quarter Pounder BLT
- extra pickle
- sub red onion
- no tomato
- add chipotle
- add angus seasoning
- extra bacon

>>724373690
What is?

>>724377781
Looks p good anon

>>724377825
I work there so I gotta find something I like

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barber: what u want
op: lemme get dat all beef seasoned pattie fam

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>>724377300

>>724374911
It's sad that some people have a job dealing with people they hate. Or maybe they just like to complain.

>>724377749
They can't/won't replace me.
Someone has to cook the food. Enjoy dealing with this electronic kiosks though ;))

>>724378583
eventually robots will cook the food too and I can't wait :^)

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>>724378310
it's annoyance towards the customer misdirected to it being about their personal choices I think. quite childish.

For dubs or more I'm going

>>724378670
1. That'd be far after my time.
2. and who will service them and make sure they don't go wrong? Who will stock the food, clean the robots (Remember; Grease and salt), and who will do special request/autistically specific orders?
One wrong button press and that Mcdouble add mayo sub slivered onions becomes a Mcchicken add bacon and pickles, no shred.

Then who will you cry and complain to? The robots? HAHAHAHAHA

>>724373024
does mccancer advertise here aswell

>>724374911
Maybe you should have done better in school anon. Did you want to grow up to be a mcdonalds employee? Did you laugh when your teachers made the "would you like fries with that" joke? Are you laughing anon, or are you crying about how much of a failure you've grown up to be?

>>724377468
that's a fat ass dick you have

>>724379245
>Getting paid $12/hr, next year $13/hr, the year after that $14/hr, then finally $15/hr after that.
>All while I go to college and get a degree FOR FREE
>40/hrwk too
>Just to get angry and be covered in grease for 9 hours a day

Yeah I'm laughing LOL this shit ain't so bad as a starter job huh

The stigma is overblown and I honestly don't care at $15/hr 40 hr/wk


:))

>>724373024
How much does McDonalds pay for this free advertising?

>>724379634
>t. wendys shill