hai /b/. 33 y/o. recently found out i am high functioning autist. makes a lot of sense really, looking back on my life it explains a lot of things.
how do you do on the autism test anons?
also autism greentext and tits welcome.
http://www_rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
hello plz bump kthx
how normie am i?
bumperoo
>>724370342
woops its on german forgot about that
>>724370397
keine probiert meine freunde ;)
>>724370498
wie bitte
bazumpizzle
>>724370773
kein Problem mein Freund
any of you basement dwelling 12 year old faggots busy taking this fucking test or what??
>>724370342
>>724371020
atleast i did it
>>724369774
plz b more autistic than me be
>>724371621
danke
>>724369774
Seems like im a normie
not as bad as i thought! at least there was no "how big is your forehead?" question or id have done alot worse
>>724369774
Mine looks Like a chicken.
What the fuck, I've been professionally diagnosed with autism.
>>724374300
I'm >>724372179
And I don't have autism, I have schizophrenia
>>724373960
You're all over the fucking place
>>724374822
I've always been able to adapt instantly to different situations. So that might be a reason why. Like context clues to act like I know what I'm talking about when I have not the slightest clues. Professional bullshitter here.
>>724369774
Is this how you do it?
>>724375219
fucking normie
Nigga i don't even know
I got adhd but at least im not an screecher
>>724370342
piss off kraut
looks like i am not too good with people
>>724374300
The doctor will poison you.
The psychotherapist will rape your mind.
Believe in yourself, little turd, and don't take synthetic drugs.
here's mine
not too bad
what up I got a big cock
I'm not suprised. No formal diagnosis though.
>>724369774
what does this mean? am i autist? or just stupid?
Well then. I guess I'm a normie.
>>724376989
you are a stupid autist
>>724369774
so what am I
>>724377695
honesty i dont know
Dammit! I'm weirder than this. I feel sick to the stomach even thinking I might be normal...
>>724369774
27 yrs old
film artist
I think I might be fukd
What is this lol
How the hell are you supposed to answer this based on a 1,2,3 scale. 1 being no, 2 a little, and 3 yes/often?
>>724378905
hopefully this one is easier to read.
>>724378905
Basically asking if you prefer big groups to small cozy (for lack of a better word) groups
>>724379026
I think it means one on one/ small groups versus big public settings
Bad crop.
ok
Bump because I'm still taking the test and don't want thread to die
Well, okay.
>>724369774
>>724380842
149
70
>>724380842
Are you me
>>724378483
Whats this say about me?
I don't knoe what to think, but sometimes I definetly feel autismal
>>724381035
Higher first number
Lower Second number in my case, but pretty much, and i suspect you are me, and not the other way around
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 60 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 165 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical
am i normie?
>>724376731
mom issues?
>>724380134
fuckin chad
>>724369774
I have both Neurotypical and Neurodiverse traits
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 142 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 73 of 200
>You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
o-ok
>>724373960
>>724376345
>>724376731
>>724378483
>>724380842
>>724382597
>aspie chicken squad
It looks like a star, with an amputated leg...
>>724382799
>amputated leg in the relationship corner
ouch
>>724369774
>http://www_rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
server not found?
This explains a lot...
>>724382986
>www_
see what's wrong there?
>>724369774
What the fuck does mine say?
>>724378654
'stralia m8
>>724383031
guess i don't even need to take the test then. kek
>>724383238
ha nice
>>724369774
How the fuck do you end the quiz?
>>724383708
That's the quiz. Congrats, you have assburgers.
>>724383708
bottom left corner
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 126 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 84 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
>>724383961
>>724383708
My taskbar hid the little shit of a button from my view.
>>724383108
Pac-man syndrome.
>>724369774
Fuck you for making me take this crazy autismo test and wasting a god dammed hour you filthy degenerate!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
"Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 99 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 102 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits"
What does it mean?
>>724384899
>making me take this crazy autismo test
No one made you do it. Who's autismo now?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Confirmed 100% autismo
>>724369774
for such a high functioning autist you sure as shit can't copy and paste the right fucking web address
I don't know what this means
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 102 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 100 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
Don't worry, anon, it could be worse. At least you have high talent and (better/more?) social
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 96 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 126 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
>>724385311
Guy, it's normal to change the address on purpose to avoid getting flagged. How new are you? It took me like one second and I'm diagnosed aspie.
>>724385139
fine autist suck on my normie result!
>>724385931
Yeah that's pretty fuckin normie. Enjoy your memes.
Am I an autist?
No wonder 4chan sucks so much, considering all the normies in this thread.
This was my result the last time I did it.
>>724370773
nice dubs
#swag
>>724386449
Also pic related.
Everyone ITT should read this article:
http://www.rdos.net/eng/asperger.htm
Aspie checking in
>>724381123
>neurodiverse
mostly normie
More middle-ground, I guess
>>724380842
holy shit YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP AUTIST
>>724378430
ha ha you're as normie as they come
>>724376731
keked
>>724386773
>picking on only ONE of the aspie chicken squad
What am I? Not sure on how to gauge this score.
Have you actually been diagnosed? Autism requires a professional diagnosis, not some online test.
But hey, some online test gave me an IQ of 160, so go ahead.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 47 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 159 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical
im normie as fuck
>>724385735
sorry i'm new please no bully
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 108 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 119 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
>>724369774
What does this mean?
>>724387806
means you are a bit shy
>>724387806
You're relatively normal but your time on /b/ has fucked up your sexuality and worldview a bit.
Am I gonna make it, /b/?
am i neurotic?
fugg
Whoops
About what I'd expected. I definitely have some autistic tendencies but not enough for me to actually consider myself autistic
Diagnosed with autism at 3 yo
neat
>>724387380
Am I screwed?
>>724387380
>>724388888
>looks like a ninja star
hokage/10
>>724388860
You are a bird.
The result looks retarded, not sure how to interpret it. I was sent to be evaluated once but the psychologist didn't even think that it was necessary to follow up after the first meeting.
You guys are a bunch of fucking autists, jesus
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 159 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 74 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
well shit
i guess it doesnt look bad for me?
>>724389468
all hail king normie
>>724389468
a bunch of fucking normie too
>>724369774
Yall niggas can't beat my stand
>>724389875
>>724389748
to be non-normie i have be a social degenerate?
>>724389989
a fucking duck
>>724369774
Explain what this means?
>>724369774
I think I'm good..
pu
>>724390007
kek
Formal ADHD diagnosis
My circle is so small...
>>724390143
Though I figured my communication would be a bit autistic. I despise people. But I know how to deal with them..
i am a mess
not as bad as I thought, although I can't communicate for shit, maybe that's why I lurk here
long ago that i saw such a quality thread on /b/
The results are beautifull, this just shows everybody has something, we are all different, there is no such thing as "normal" so don't strive to be normal
laughing at u spergs
>>724390826
You must live and breath facebook.
>>724390826
thank you. Being able to communicate with people isnt being a normie sheep, its not being retarded
>>724390971
forgive me for actually being able to effectively communicate with other human beings
>>724390971
you must live and breath the dust of your mom's basement. come out and talk to people. its nice out out here
>>724386452
>no dubs in sight
>>724391194
You can be a Sperg while still being able to communicate effectively with other human beings.
Neurotypicals actually tend to be terrible at effectively communicating, but they do have an easy time of spilling out raw data from their mouths.
>>724391356
ive never read anything more inaccurate. please stop saying things online
>>724391356
okay buddy, whatever you need to tell yourself. some kind of coping mechanism i'm sure
>>724379444
Triptrips reconized
What the fuck has having hair that stands up when short got to do with being aspergic?
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 48 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 157 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical
yeah boy
>>724391435
>>724391556
gr8 b8, r8 8/8.
I recently passed a series of tests at the aspie center close to where i live to remove my diagnosis. jokes on them, when the government comes to round up all the social unwanted they wont come looking for me.
>>724391883
Maybe it has something to do with concern for personal appearance, and concern for grooming.
>>724391999
Triptrips reconized
wew lads, I am a full-blown norman
Wew bois that was a close one
that normal?
Good balance of normal and odd. Some of the questions were a bit daft though
>tfw aspie as fuck
Normie here suck it Tards.
>>724392016
Good job anon
>>724390119
you have lung cancer.
according to my chart, my Aspie level is hamburger/200 and my Normalness levels are over 9000/200 over easy ovaries
>>724392971
Now that I've done this I'm not really sure what to do with this information. I've never been diagnosed but it seems I have a strong case.
I guess it explains a lot of things. A lot of "What the fuck is wrong with you?" type situations.
what does this mean
>>724376731
ur that tard who insists he dated a cheerleader from another school
im a normie with no people skills
Thoughts /b/?
>>724394077
>Now that I've done this I'm not really sure what to do with this information.
You use what you've learned about yourself to better yourself, and help you achieve your goals.
You are your own tool. The more you know about your tool, the better you can make it perform, the better it can get it's jobs done.
>>724369774
i closed the page when they didn't list united states or caucasian at the top of their *required* drop down boxes.
guess i'm not an autist.
>>724369774
I'm just wating for someone to get a non functioning autistic child to do the test
I'm gonna laugh my ass off
I can't answer this question, does that mean i'm autistic?
>>724395743
Anon here. I feel like I have autism. My graph isn't similar to anyone's on here.
>>724395906
it's an or question how am I supposed to answer with no, a little, or yes?
that one bit tryna stay on the normie side tho
>>724396025
Say yes if you prefer close contact and not wanting to meet peops at some huge place n shit
So apparently I'm not an aspie, I'm just a fucking loser who's really bad with people and relationships. Great.
>>724395906
It's poorly worded and tripped me up as well.
Basically it's "Do you prefer small groups?"
I don't know if I'm an aspie or not but one thing is sure, I'm a bird
guess I'm just on the edge.
>stopping the lurkage
>1st post is on a autism diagram thread
Man I sure made a great start
>>724397513
Love the chicken ones
>>724374300
>professionally diagnosed
that website went through 10 years of med school for it's certification.
>>724369774
I thought I'd be considered autistic because I've had such a shitty love life
kind of looks like a sting-ray
what does that little tail mean?
a website said I got the 'burgers. if the Internet said it, it must be true.
>>724397876
you must have answered one relationship question in a neurodiverse way.
Read the PDF
>>724374300
let me ask you something.
you ever have to make return visits or checkups to the person who "professionally diagnosed" you? are you a customer or a patient?
I... dont understand how to interpret the graph
>>724398058
That's cause you have autism
>tfw normal
REEEEEE
>>724397999
Thanks man
>>724398058
Upper left: Smart normie
Lower left: Normie
Upper right: Idiot savant
Lower right: Autistic normie
>>724398170
Amd what is recommended to do about this?
Probably a stupid question, but whatever
My test is confused
>>724398829
>since you put it that way
fml fam
hmm
Highly functional sociopath reporting in.
Funny to see all this graph but personnaly, after having learned I'm autist by medical way, I've one question, what's the point ? My life and social problems are the same, it's just a waste of time
not too bad i guess
What does it mean doods
Kek, Neurotypical reporting in.
>>724399624
the point is that you are now a certified screwed up
>>724398950
Help os this normie or not i dont get this graph
>>724398838
Probably to try not autist too hard now that u know your autistedness. Uesd as some kind of reference for personnal improvements but who the fuck does that
>>724400504
>personal improvement
you've lost me
fuck
I see, im terrible at relationships. Can always get the sexy time but never a relationship.
>>724369774
Why does mine look so different from everyone else's?
>>724400925
Dude, you're fucked
You have aids
>>724400925
HIV positive
am I an assburger or just an oddity
>>724400925
You are the one. Free us, champion.
>>724401150
Ya, know, as an oldfag who's been here since 05, I can give you guys some hot tips on how to normie it up and be successful.
Get clothes that fit and don't make you like autistic.
Listen when people speak, and don't bring up whatever weird thing you're super into right now. Nobody cares.
Get out more and do stuff that makes you uncomfortable and make it a habit. If you stop socializing for a couple weeks you'll stop. Make a habit of going out on specific nights and make friends with the people there.
Now I have a house, a good job, and a 3.14qt gf.
I still do autismo stuff, but now it makes me quirky, instead of bizarre.
>>724369774
pretty much as figured. smart dude with typical difficulty relating emotionally and communicating at a personal level.
>>724369774
>You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
The fuck does that mean?
>>724401643
This is good advice. I recently made a lot of these changes and you're absolutely right.
>>724388888
fucking checked
Normal checking in.
>>724401881
hybrid autismo 5/10
I always knew I was a normie.
Can someone explain? MBTI-INTP
pretty much true, but i thought id be a bit more neurodiverse in the relationship part
So am I normal or autistic?
I don't really know what this means.
Why is my circle so small?
>>724401881
Half autismo half not
well fuck
Link the test OP
>>724369774
i consider myself relatively high functioning.
>> homeschooled because my mother could clearly see i was being destroyed by other children only made things worse.
I only got better after she died and I had to go into 7th grade barely able to assimilate.
Slowly I learned how to parrot relatively normie behavior but we hates it. Cracking open human behavior was the single most disgusting thing ive ever felt.
The whole fucking universe is a fucking sham. I have atleast a 7.5/10 face but couldent talk my way into the pants of the biggest whore in school (who even said she almost dated me).
My youngest brother is nearly non verbal, 90% of his speech is parroted. He is the lucky one.
hello. yes. I am normalfag.
I would say high functioning under most circumstances.
Fuck there are a lot of normies on /b/ these days.
What am I?
>>724407756
lazy fuck
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php