Other waiting room was destroyed. All patients have been transferred

>>724365898
Oh boy! Dubs gets me treated eh, thank god the other doctor was really slow.

>>724365961
Yea, I agree thank god.

>>724365898
I hope nobody sneezes again.

>>724365898
roll

>>724365898
roll as well.

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>>724365898
Wowzers op, you were pretty close to a trips yourself, giggity

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well then.. Im gonna order a pizza, anyone wants me to order something special ?

>>724366288
good luck with doctor anon

>>724366412
Uh, ground beef, Onions and green peppers please.

>>724366288

Mr. Shnitzelkruger it's time for your medication!

>>724366477

Mr. Zawarudoo You as well!

>>724366477
sorry but I can't take an order from you since you are leaving now anon

>>724366583

B-b-but I want pizza :/

*cough*

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>>724366662
That was close to a satanic quints sir...Please no more coughing, if you have to there are tissues over in the corner

>>724366662
uffff those would be some nice digits anon

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>>724366737
>>724366662

Mfw When i finally rebuild my clinic and satan is almost released upon it within minutes

OH FUCK! MY WATER JUST BROKE! GET ME A DOCTOR!

>>724366662

too close!

Please don't treat me, I've just come here to engage in autistic screams

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>>724366824
Sorry miss, but you will have to get a dubs like everybody else. Although I can see you are in pain so somebody can lend you their dubs if they want, and you can take their place.

>>724366940
This is a civilized clinic for people who need help. Please don't disturb the peace.

>>724367022
It seems you will have to be treated sir, your dubs have arrived, please proceed to the nearest doctor and get out of our clinic

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>>724367022
>>724366960
>>724366824

Here miss, you can have my dubs. But only if I can get some of that water that you just broke into a jar that i can take home. I like the smell you know..

>>724367122
no you should go first sir

>>724367122
Yes. Cockgarblerstein.Jr the nurse is waiting for you! Wing C room 6 please.

>>724367195
No sir, I insist that you go before me, i seem to have lost my contacts so I'll just hang around for a minute or 2 to find my contacts

*coughs loud*
*checks phone every 10 seconds*
*farts*

>>724367466
I reckon you must attend to your consultation sir, please proceed to Wing E room 4

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>>724367325
SIR. Mister.Yuyukaki has already been admitted, please follow Arnold our security detail into room 6 please.

*Arnold peacefully escorts you to your room*

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666 get niggers

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>>724367652
Sir we don't approve of that kind of language in here. Shame on you and please refrain from using it again.

im tired of sitting here ...

>>724367604
But what about my contacts? I will not be able to read my prescription if I don't have any contacts. I must wait for either a replacement or a new pair. Will you please ask Arnold to wait with me when they come?

>>724367815
Please wait for your dubs to be treated with your ADD medication.

*pfffffrrrt*

i am the big cocked savior

>>724367867
*Arnold Grunts*

Don't worry the doctor will take care of you completely.

Arnold drags you away

*cough*

>>724365898
No point in waiting for the doctor. Have no health insurance.

SHIT im gonna die soon .. will someone let me go before them ?

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>>724367889
*swallows saliva nervously*

Can someone help me find my dubs? I seem to have lost them

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>>724368084
Oh you just missed them sir, they're right over here.

>>724368084
i will help you

>>724367122
>>724367291
>>724367604
>>724368041
>>724368163
You may have my dubs, seems like i just can't find my contacts so I'll wait for my next dubs

This seems to be a slow clinic. Could someone tell the doctor to hurry up? You gangrene ain't solving itself

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

MY ANUS

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PIZZA is HERE guys

>>724368414
Thank God

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>>724368249

*Nobody hears you since you're being held down and injected by Arnold in room 6. The medication got to your head as you still think you are in the waiting room*

Just a friendly reminder to everyone that dubs isn't giving you the option to be treated, if you get dubs you WILL BE TREATED. Thank you :)

>>724368410
Sir calm down

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555 trips get

>>724368534
d

Uh, hello, how's everybody doing?
May I take a seat? I'm really ill.
*sneeze*

May everyone here get helped in the name of Kek

took me a while to find the new room, how we doing boys?

>>724368464
I still have my hopes to be healed

>>724368599
Welp, Mr. Goldzwbazu seems you're leaving early.

>>724368568
You seem rather sick, I'd get a dup quickly if I were you

>>724368599
And you're just in time to be treated Misses.Fuakmahpuzy


Come this way to room 2 please.

*sneezes *

>>724368656
You have been mistaken. Mr. Goldzwbazu has been treated already!

>>724368568
>>724368661
*sneezes violently on everyone in the room*

>>724368414
Can someone pass me a soda? This pizza requires one

>>724368722
Are you ok Sir Ainsley? It seems you have a cold. Go over to wing B room 1. they should give you your medication there.

>>724368746
please cover your mouth next time sir

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If I get 8888 free Cheese pizza for everyone ;)

>>724368868
roll

>>724368803
I'm truly sorry, I thought i'd find my dubs soon enough to not warrant my tissues.

>>724368868
>>724368414
We already have pizza, plus you've missed your quads so refrain from announcements and sit back down

>>724368722
>>724368796
Thanks god...

>>724368966
Suprise suprise, you seem to have won a new injection, please proceed to the next room

>>724368966
Because of your double dubs your medication will be free of charge today! Just meet Arnold in the back alley in 5 minutes.

>>724368966
Woops, seems like you're getting treated double, hope you don't OD sir, good luck. Hall B to the right.

Can someone call Arnold? I only need a hug, not an injection

>>724369096
>>724369068
>>724369040
Thank you so much kind people, see you on the other side..

Arnold im coming

This clinic is rather slow...

>>724369169
That 69 will get you more than just a hug sir. Arnold will be pleseantly surprised.

>>724369169
*Arnold takes you outside to give you a hug worthy of your 69*

>>724369250
Well, you should have bought your own dubs.

Can someone pass me some trips?

>>724369288
You're off sir.
Hall A to the left, with Dr. Biglove, you are up for your anal examination.

>>724369250
We're a peaceful clinic devoted to helping people. No monkey business over here.

>>724369413
Awesome! Thanks, I've wanted to get my prostate checked for years. Porstate cancer is one of the most avoidable forms of cancer if you catch it early!

>>724369448
I just wanted to have my autism checked

Is someone still here? I can't tell due to my glaucoma

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>>724369576
Oh they won't be the only thing being checked.

CHECK OUT THESE 777 TRIPS.

Rollerino

>>724369763
*Takes chopsticks out of your nose*

Keep it down sir. Does anybody have some dubs to donate? This one is really lost. I'll donate if i get some.

>>724369763
Please refrain from shouting sir, this is a respectable establishment sit back down and wait for you illness to be diagnosed

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>tfw you have been waiting half an hour for dubs and your tumor hasn't been taken out yet

I've been seeing things. Time to finally get that checked.

>>724370012
>>724370071

If somebody has dubs to donate, please give it to these two.

>>724370071
That is most likely paranoia or schizophrenia, you'll have to wait for dubs though.

>>724370012
Oh my *sneeze* you can have these *sneeze* dubs of m- *sneezes violently and commences to puke on the whole room* d-dubs of mine, I'm fine.

>>724370071
Doc, please!

>>724370233
its your lucky day, room 9 wing c

>>724370231
*Dies with the thread*

666 SATAN SAVE US

>>724370644
NO

PLEASE SOMEONE GET TRIPS

OK IF EVERYONE STARTS POSTING LIKE CRAZY WERE CLOSER TO GETTING A TRIPS.

Make sure to stay civilized though

rOLLERINO

Please be 888

>>724370811
Ayyy, no trips for you go to room 1 wing a

>>724370859
YEX

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>>724370887

999 INVERSE SATAN COME!

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>>724370887
FUCKING MISSED BY 1, I CANT HAVE IT IT ANYMORE, IM GOING INSANE

>>724370971
NOW

Kill me now

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my name jeff

I'm starting to get restless

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>>724371023

111 reee

Can I haz autodoc?

>>724371134
calm down sir

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>>724367554
>>724367889
>>724368661
>>724368773
>>724369448
>>724369882
>>724370225
>>724370668
>>724371116
>>724371002
>>724370992
>>724371228

I'M GUNNA BUST I HATE THIS

>>724371134
ree

DOCTOR SENPAI PLZ MY SPLEEN IS KILLING ME

Doctor speaking.

I'm on edge, I feel a storm brewing.

meme'd

>>724371454
On edge indeed, sir.

Feels like this room could blow at any moment

still no trips ?
thats the most peaceful waiting room ever

Please roll into trips

>>724371683
I try to keep my establishments hooligan free.

Also time for medication Mr.Kooblecop
>>724371511

>>724371812
Kwebblecop to you sir

Niggers tongue my anus.

Lick the shitter like an apple fritter

>>724372061
shhhhh, keep it down sir.

hot singles in your area. click here 2 reply

PLEASE TRIPS

>>724372243
Already have mine

When you are autistic and come here to spam shit but trips died

Let's fuck some shit up

>>724372800
Come to room 3 wing B to treat your autism. No autists allowed in my clinic.

hm. sure is quiet. might be demons about.

>>724372955
And I'll donate my trips to you for a double dose of the flu shot, fight autism with autism right?

>>724373056
maybe i'm in the wrong area.

Titties.

could a swallow carry a coconut into England?

>>724373345
Nah, too heavy.

Y'all niggas cray

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get

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>>724373701
lol no

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get

now

pls

ready

I cant wait to have this tumor removed.

I give up

>>724365898

Hmm there aren't any free seats in here, but that's alright, don't mind me. . .
>*lays out prayer rug*
It's time to pay anyways
Aaaaaaaallah Ackbar!

I walk in with a syringe filled with mutated monkey aids, sit down and wait for trips

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Rip trips and thread, you will be missed

>>724374357
I meant to pray, not enact revenge on nonbelievers. Oops! Easy mistake and all

>>724374444
ITS FUCKING QUADS BOIZZZ FUCKING FINALLY WE CAN TEAR THIS ROOM APART, FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING NIGGERS

>>724374444
oh shit

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>>724374444

hell get

>>724374444
ENJOY YOUR MONKEY AIDS FAGGOTS

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>>724374444
FUCKING FINALLY!!!

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Everyone left the thread when we got the quads
>feelsbadman

REEEEEEEEEE
THOSE ARE QUADS NOT TRIPS, FUCK YOU FOR FAILING US 4444, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING WITH QUADRUPLE FOURS.

>>724374965
>Dubs gets you admitted to the doctor and you leave the thread, trips and above lets hell loose.
Are you autistic? Of course you are, we all are!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mutated monkey aids should have killed you all

>why are you still breathing

>>724374965
>>724374888
Plus we got trips so it's back to normal. Good job retards, it's time to close the thread

>>724375083
FUCK YOU FOR OFFENDING MY POINT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE